Jiang Mi'er smiled and asked, "Why are you sleeping in my bed?"

"How did this become your bed?" I ......" Halfway through his words, Li Xiaochen remembered the three chapters of the agreement with Jiang Mi'er yesterday.

During the time that Jiang Mier lived here, the bed belonged to her.

He himself either slept on the couch or made a bunk on the floor.

No matter what, you can't let a girl sleep on the ground, right?

"I'm hungry. Jiang Mi'er looked at Li Xiaochen with those excited eyes, "I haven't eaten dinner yet." Invite me to a restaurant. ”

"Dinner?" Li Xiaochen patted his head, "I actually slept for so long." ”

"Don't change the subject. ”

Li Xiaochen shook his head and said, "These days, can you still eat things outside?

"Then what do you say? Are we just staring at each other today until we are full?"

"I can cook for you. ”

"Then I don't eat gutter oil in the restaurant. ”

Hearing Jiang Mi'er say this, Li Xiaochen was unhappy in his heart: Hey, what does this girl mean? As soon as I heard that I was going to cook, my voice trembled.

"Underestimate me, hmph, I'll get you a table of nutritious, healthy and delicious food right away. He rolled up his sleeves and prepared to make a big move. You can't be flattened by beautiful women.

"Okay, then I'll wait. Jiang Mi'er winked playfully and smiled proudly.

Li Xiaochen immediately came to his senses. I stupidly got into the trap designed by the beautiful woman.

After some time.

"This is what you call the 'nutritious, healthy and delicious' delicacy?" glaring at the table of dishes that Li Xiaochen had just made, Jiang Mi'er pursed her lips to express her dissatisfaction.

Li Xiaochen coughed dryly, straightened up, and explained to her in a serious tone: "There are Lanzhou ramen, Shanxi knife cut noodles, Beijing fried sauce noodles, Shandong Yifu noodles, Sichuan dandan noodles, as well as Malay fried noodles and pasta from overseas. First of all, it makes up a 'table'. Secondly, pasta is rich in nutrients. Former Singaporean President Huang Jinhui also eats only five dishes in one meal. I've got seven dishes for you here. You eat more than the president. Nothing to complain about. Again, there is absolutely no gutter oil, preservatives and desiccants in it, and it is quite healthy. As for whether it's good or not, don't you know if you've tried it?"

"You're cheating. It's all noodles. It's just divided into seven plates. Where's the seven dishes?" the girl was still unconvinced.

"The main ingredients are the same, but the method is different. Mapo tofu and braised tofu are still two dishes. You can't let that negate my all-you-can-eat table called 'Three Thousand Troubles'. "Li Xiaochen is bound to carry out the scoundrel to the end.

Although Jiang Mi'er was reluctant, she still picked up the chopsticks and ate them.

After taking the first bite, it was out of control.

On the surface, they are all noodles, but when you eat them carefully, they have their own flavors.

The seven plates have different textures and tastes.

Some are full of strength and chewy, some have a combination of soup and noodles, smooth and delicious, and some are crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, crispy and fragrant......

This is Li Xiaochen's best recipe. In the food competition of his first year of college, he once bravely entered the top four with these "seven weapons".

Unfortunately, no one informed Li Xiaochen when he would go to the finals. As a result, the judges gave him fourth place.

This has always been cited by Li Xiaochen as a big regret in his life.

Cooking for beautiful women is a treat. Watching beautiful women eat is also a treat. After cooking for the beauties, watching the beauties eat, that is the enjoyment of enjoyment.

Seeing the beautiful woman swallowing the wind and kissing the rain to destroy the food, Li Xiaochen gained a great sense of satisfaction.

How else to say that the appearance of a diner is the best criterion for judging the quality of a chef?

In the end, Jiang Mi'er swept the entire table of noodles into her stomach by herself. There was still a lot of unfinished color on his face.

"It's unpalatable. Satisfied, she wiped her mouth with a tissue, and Jiang Mier made a concise and concise summary evaluation.

Li Xiaochen rolled his eyes, pointed to the empty plate disapprerovingly, and said, "It's unpalatable, you still don't have any leftovers?" I made two servings. You've eaten it all. ”

Jiang Mi'er shrugged helplessly and said, "It's terrible to be uneducated. Haven't you heard of the idiom 'hunger doesn't choose food'? When a person is extremely hungry, even cow will not hesitate to eat it all. ”

Li Xiaochen glared at Jiang Mi'er dissatisfiedly: "You said that the pasta I made is no different from a lump of cow?"

"You're underestimating your own level of cooking. The food you make is not the same as a lump of cow, but no different from a big ~ lump of cow. ”

"You ......" Li Xiaochen was really speechless about this cheap and well-behaved girl.

"Hehe, your embarrassed look is so cute. I love the look on your face right now. After burying Li Xiaochen, Jiang Mi'er got to the point, "Hey, how did you do your homework on copying Fu Seal?"

As soon as he mentioned the Fu Seal, Li Xiaochen couldn't help but sigh repeatedly.

Jiang Mi'er felt his mind from Li Xiaochen's expression, and said with a smile: "By the way, I haven't asked you yet, has the matter of the aphrodisiac seal been settled?"

Li Xiaochen sighed: "The situation is under control. I just don't know when the school will expel me. ”

"No, what a big deal, can I fire you?"

"The point is that Professor Peng is too strong. He likes more than one person. Regardless of men, women and children, teachers and students, every time he sees one, he kisses dozens of people. Even the old aunt who was sweeping the campus streets was bitten by Professor Peng. In addition to the saliva that flowed everywhere on the buttocks, there were also two rows of crooked tooth marks!"

Before Li Xiaochen finished speaking, Jiang Mi'er was already holding her stomach and bending over with a smile.

"And that's just what I encountered on my way to find Professor Peng. Li Xiaochen sighed again, "Not to mention anything else, just forcibly breaking into the female dormitory building with the intention of harassing female students on a restricted scale is enough to choke." What's more, Professor Peng has destroyed almost the entire campus. That formation, that scene, is really a place full of sorrow, anger and resentment. ”

"And the initiator of all this-" Li Xiaochen poked his chest with his finger and said bitterly: "It's me." The fact that the school didn't expel me wasn't enough to make me angry. The school doesn't kill me, the 'Kentucky chicken', it's not enough to set an example for the monkeys. If the school doesn't kill me, then the whole country will have snow in June, a three-year drought, a tsunami, a volcanic eruption, the sky will collapse, and the people will have no livelihood......"

Jiang Mi'er laughed and fell on the sofa, almost out of breath: "Are you so subdued and upbeat to criticize yourself? It seems that if I don't fire you, it will be the end of the world, haha...... Ouch, no, my stomach cramps......"

Li Xiaochen looked at Jiang Mi'er, who was smiling heartlessly, and he was not in the mood to quarrel at all. The worry on his face was even heavier.

After laughing enough, Jiang Mi'er patted him on the shoulder and comforted: "Okay, things may not be as bad as you think." Who knows you did it?"

Li Xiaochen's eyes widened, and he sighed with understanding: "You mean, even if Professor Peng tells the story, no one will believe it?"

Jiang Mi'er gave him an affirmative smile: "Smart, a little bit is thorough." If Professor Peng reported this to the school, it would only make the school leaders feel that he was making excuses to shirk it. Touching a piece of talisman paper will change your temperament drastically? This kind of thing is something that ordinary people will not believe. ”

Li Xiaochen took over and continued: "So the university would rather believe that Professor Peng is lying? Then I will be safe? I always feel that I am a little sorry for Professor Peng by doing this." ”

Jiang Mi'er nodded with a smile: "Everything has its own cause and effect." If Professor Peng hadn't had such a ** thought in his heart, even if he touched the aphrodisiac seal, he would not have ended up like this. I think...... Well, Dean he should turn a blind eye. ”

Li Xiaochen thought what she said made sense, but immediately shook his head and said, "No." And Tang Yao. We're those damn guys, and we've taken a lot of indecent pictures of me and her! If you put it on a campus forum, it's going to be a problem!"

"Indecent photos?" Jiang Mi'er's eyes widened, "Should you and her ...... Huh~ How far have you all got?"

"What are you thinking? She's just sitting on my lap. ”

And ...... Jiang Mi'er's face was cold, "And then, what else have you done?"

Li Xiaochen saw that her face turned from sunny to cloudy in an instant, and for some reason, she felt a little weak in her heart.

He didn't dare to look directly into Jiang Mi'er's eyes and said, "I didn't do anything." Tang Yao, you also know the effect of the aphrodisiac seal...... She told me a bunch of and sensual things......"

"That's it, nothing else happened?" Jiang Mi'er crossed her hands on her chest, like a resentful woman who caught her husband cheating.

"I remember...... There should be nothing left. ”

Jiang Mi'er smiled coldly, took out her mobile phone, and boarded the campus forum of Yinluo University Town.

After rummaging for a while, she found what she was looking for in the "Life Gossip Section".

"Come and see. Jiang Mi'er patted the sofa cushion next to her and motioned for Li Xiaochen to sit over.

Rushing over in a panic and glancing at his mobile phone, Li Xiaochen's mouth opened wide in shock, almost scaring his teeth out.

In the picture on the mobile phone screen, the hazy-eyed Tang Yao is pouting her seductive lips and kissing the melancholy-looking Li Xiaochen's forehead.

"You, you, you listen to my explanation, Jiang Mi'er, it's not what you see. In fact, because, because I ...... No, it's Tang Yao, what's she...... Ahem, to be precise, it should be an aphrodisiac. I was restrained by her, that's why this happened......"

"Are you restrained by her?" Jiang Mi'er stared at Li Xiaochen, unimpressed by his words, "You'd better take a closer look at this picture." Where's your lustful thief's hand?"

Li Xiaochen looked at it again in horror. I saw that in the photo, one of his hands was on Tang Yao's slender thigh.

The other hand, I don't know if it was to resist Tang Yao's personal harassment, or if it had been premeditated a long time ago, actually pressed the chest of the heroine of the photo firmly!

"Misunderstanding! This is definitely a misunderstanding! I may not have been completely restrained at the time. But she was definitely pressed against the stool and couldn't stand up! I was actually trying to push her away. But I accidentally bumped into Tang Yao's ...... Ahem, accident, really accident!"

Jiang Mi'er smiled sarcastically: "The evidence can be explained from many angles. But there is always only one truth. Whether you are really intentional or fake unintentional, you can't change the ironclad fact that 'you are a pervert'. ”