Today is destined to be a day of restlessness.

Before the morning passed, the entire Mei's School of Management was about to be overturned.

Not only the teachers and students in the teaching building, but also the male and female students in the school dormitory were disturbed by a crazy and obscene professor.

Even the aunt who washed the public toilet was not spared and was poisoned.

You can see large groups of students swarming out of the classroom.

It can also be seen that the teachers in the faculty room have disheveled hair and are in a hurry to call for help in disheveled clothes.

It can also be seen that the security guards are vigorously stabbing Professor Peng with electric batons.

But the end result is that the electric baton does not stun him. Instead, the security guards had their shirts torn and wailed.

In the big classroom, Li Xiaochen endured Tang Yao's sensual words, and finally gathered enough true qi.

He was lucky with his arms, let out a loud shout, lifted Tang Yao up, and put him on the chair.

Quickly put away the rune paper and related utensils, Li Xiaochen took out her mobile phone from Tang Yao and called Jiang Mi'er.

"Hey, Jiang Mi'er, it's me! The aphrodisiac seal I wrote was accidentally touched by two people. It's a mess everywhere right now!"

Jiang Mier went out in the morning to go through the procedures of selling cars and houses. That's why I didn't come with Li Xiaochen.

After listening to Li Xiaochen's narration, she snorted and laughed.

"What are you laughing at, come and help!, or tell me if there's any way to remove the sigil effect. Hurry, I'm in a hurry!"

After laughing for a while, Jiang Mi'er barely held back and said, "Who told you to be so careless? I learned that aphrodisiac from a lovelorn person." There is no other solution but to wait for three hours to pass. ”

Li Xiaochen yelled angrily: "Three hours? Do you want me to die!"

Jiang Mi'er smiled and asked, "Who has been recruited?"

"One is Tang Yao, you have met, the president of our school's student union. The other is Professor Peng, the middle-aged man who gave the lecture yesterday. ”

"And now?"

Tang Yao ...... I was barely subdued and stayed in the classroom. Professor Peng was unfortunate and was let out to bite. ”

Hearing Li Xiaochen call his name, Tang Yao wrapped himself around his body like a snake again, and said coquettishly, "My dear, who are you talking to?"

Jiang Mi'er heard Tang Yao's voice from her mobile phone, and laughed again: "It turns out that the person Tang Yao likes is you!hahahaha......"

Li Xiaochen wanted to cry without tears: "Don't laugh! You are so powerful, hurry up and think of a way!"

Jiang Mi'er forced a smile: "There is a way." Countering violence with violence. As long as you restrain the other party forcefully and wait for three hours to pass, everything will be fine. ”

"But I'm only one person, and now I have restrained Tang Yao, and I can't pull away. Professor Peng was already happily harassing the students. You're here to help!"

"I don't. Solve the problems you caused yourself. ”

Li Xiaochen was so anxious that he stomped his feet: "When is it, still divide you and me?" I beg you, Jiang Mi'er, my good honey, good honey, honey baby......"

"Gotta get it, don't call me that, it's disgusting. I'll teach you a trick. You have the Thunder attribute yourself. Thunder and lightning can paralyze people, but they must be aimed at the acupuncture points in the back of the head to be effective......"

Immediately afterwards, Li Xiaochen listened to Jiang Mi'er's detailed description of the acupuncture points and grasping techniques, and immediately took Tang Yao for experiments.

He picked up the true qi in his body, gathered it at his fingertips, and quickly pointed towards the back of Tang Yao's head.

The back of the human brain is mainly made up of the brainstem. The brainstem is the higher center of the human body.

Once the nerve intersects in the back of the brain is hit, the person is likely to faint due to the blockage of nerve conduction.

Li Xiaochen followed the method Jiang Mi'er said, and stunned Tang Yao at once. He was pleasantly surprised: "One has already fallen." ”

"Hehe, Professor Peng, you can try it too. Let's do it first. Call me again if you have any questions. ”

Li Xiaochen hung up the phone, picked up the unconscious Tang Yao, and quickly ran towards the infirmary.

After handing her over to the school doctor to take care of, and after a few more instructions, Li Xiaochen searched for Professor Peng in the school.

Walking into the dormitory complex, he suddenly heard the screams of countless girls.

Identifying the direction, Li Xiaochen ran over with all his might.

The sound came from the girls' dormitory.

Like a madman who has escaped from an insane asylum, Professor Peng sings "The Love of a Slender Man" while chasing the girls who are running around in the dormitory.

Everywhere I passed, a girl screamed.

Qin Yufei, who happened to live in this dormitory building, was typing papers in the dormitory. Hearing the noise outside, she finished saving the document and left the dormitory.

I saw a middle-aged man with messy hair and broken glasses running around the hallway of the dormitory.

Qin Yufei glanced at it a few times and recognized Professor Peng.

But why is he here? The girls' dormitory has always been closed to boys. Male professors are no exception. How could the dorm keeper let him in?

And the way he is now, where does he still have the slightest demeanor as a teacher? He is simply a complete old pervert.

After a while, Professor Peng suddenly slammed open a door.

When he was hit by the aphrodisiac seal, his strength was surprisingly great. He kicked the whole door down.

Several girls in the dormitory who were changing their clothes shouted in unison, blocking their bodies with their clothes.

Qin Yufei shook her head and sighed, and the lotus step moved lightly and came behind Professor Peng. She shot like the wind, her jade fingers pinching the back of his neck.

The kneading technique changed three times in an instant.

Professor Peng lost consciousness and fell limply.

Li Xiaochen came downstairs, and the administrator had long since disappeared.

He didn't care much, he took three steps and two steps, and quickly went upstairs, just in time to meet the panicked girls.

They poured down the stairs like a tidal wave. The almost crazy cry shook Li Xiaochen's ears for a while.

In less than a minute, the eight-story girls' dormitory was empty.

Li Xiaochen didn't see Professor Peng, nor did he hear his crazy screams, so he had to search layer by layer.

When he searched the third floor, Li Xiaochen saw Qin Yufei.

She was still graceful and looked indifferent. There was a man lying on the ground next to him. This person is none other than Professor Peng, who fell for the aphrodisiac seal and turned the campus upside down.

It seemed that Professor Peng had fainted as well.

Facing Li Xiaochen's gaze, Qin Yufei was also slightly stunned: "Are you here to find him?"

Li Xiaochen smiled apologetically: "I hope I didn't trouble you." ”

"I'm nothing. But it's hard to talk about other girls. Qin Yufei looked at Li Xiaochen with an impassive expression, "I think you should keep a low profile." ”

Li Xiaochen hugged his department head and said with a wry smile: "I want to too." I don't know what happened lately, but things keep coming to the door. You can't hide if you want to. ”

Qin Yufei bowed slightly, which could be regarded as a salute. She stopped talking, and with a pleasing turn, she went.

Gazing at Qin Yufei's graceful shadow disappearing out of sight, Li Xiaochen couldn't help but sigh: She really deserves to be a goddess-level beauty.

If it is placed in ancient times, it can definitely be compared with the four beauties.

However, how can the four beauties compare to Qin Yufei, who is carved in ice?

The eyes of the closed moon sable cicada are of different sizes. One eye is bigger, the other is a little smaller.

Although people also have different eye sizes, Diao Chan has been worshiped as a beauty since ancient times, and it is natural to be picked by the egg.

Maybe the difference in the size of her eyes is more obvious, so she has a flaw.

But some people say that Diao Chan's ears are too small, so they need to wear big earrings.

In short, she has some fly in the ointment.

Yang Yuhuan has a fox odor.

The sunken fish Shih Tzu is a big foot.

The shoulders of Zhaojun, the king of the wild goose, are slanted.

From ancient times to the present, no matter how beautiful a beauty is, there are more or less small shortcomings of one kind or another.

But it is precisely because of their imperfection that they are flesh-and-blood people in reality.

Although Li Xiaochen has never seen Qin Yufei's jade feet, nor has he smelled her body fragrance, it is within the range of what can be seen by the naked eye...... She was truly flawless.

This may be the reason why everyone named her a goddess.

In terms of appearance, Qin Yufei is not as perfect as a mortal.

She is like the Luo Shen in Cao Zhi's "Luo Shen Fu", who "has a hair like a light cloud covering the moon, and fluttering like the snow of the wind", even if she uses all the gorgeous rhetoric and beautiful words in the world, she can't describe her beauty.

Li Xiaochen smiled and shook his head.

Or maybe Qin Yufei just covered up her own flaws better.

In this age of fakes, how much more is real?

The face that can be blown by the bomb is PS;

A single eyelid can cut out a Brahmaputra Gorge;

The barren chest like the Turpan Basin, after treatment, can also rise to become the roof of the world.

Sighing and retracting these boundless thoughts, Li Xiaochen left the girls' dormitory building.

He sent Professor Peng to the school infirmary, and Li Xiaochen didn't dare to stay in the school anymore, so he returned home with a nervous mood.

He walked up and down the living room irritably, and his heart ached: this time the matter was too big. When Professor Peng and Tang Yao wake up, they will definitely tear me into strips. Do you want to take this school in the future?

Li Xiaochen's mother hopes that her son can graduate from college and get a bachelor's degree.

But according to the current situation, if she is really expelled from school, her mother will be very sad.

It may also affect her treatment. In case her old man has three long and two short......

Thinking of this, Li Xiaochen was even more annoyed. He simply collapsed on the bed and slept to relieve the pressure.

I don't know how long I slept, Li Xiaochen vaguely heard the sound of the door opening, and sat up from the bed in a daze.

In a haze, he saw a pretty melon seed face with dissatisfaction.

Jiang Mi'er was glaring at him with a pair of big eyes.

"You're back?" Li Xiaochen rubbed his eyes and sobered up.

Jiang Mi'er didn't speak, just stared at Li Xiaochen angrily. stared at him so much that his heart was furious.

Li Xiaochen subconsciously moved back, suddenly protected his chest with one hand and his crotch with the other, and asked with some horror: "Shouldn't you also be hit by the aphrodisiac seal?"