Chapter 6: When an otaku meets a sister

Zhuang Xiong didn't know at this time that the two brothers and sisters were Fuxi Nuwa, the two of them had just been depressed for hundreds of thousands of years, and they had a bad taste, and they wanted to joke with him for a while, but they put Zhuang Xiong himself in. At this time, Zhuang Xiong was having a headache about his cultivation situation, and he didn't know that he had been cocooned and bound himself.

To say that Zhuang Xiong can be regarded as a deep heel, the innate earth spirit mixed with the essence of three thousand gods and demons, and fused into the body of the earth bear, although it is not a human body, but think about it, there seems to be no such great god on the desolate land who is born with a human body, right?

Zhuang Xiong's worries are his own ways. Zhuang Xiong's physical body is between the chaos gods and demons and the innate gods, Guanpangu opens the sky, and combines the physical body of the three thousand gods and demons, even if he doesn't pay much attention, countless Yuan Guilds have already instinctively cast a peerless physical body, and the force value is full, even if it is an ancestral witch, it is slightly inferior. And although the mana only has the basic magic formula, Zhuang Xiong opened the true spirit when Pangu opened the sky, and with a physical body, he can really be regarded as the first living creature after the opening of the sky, and after countless years of accumulation, the mana is only slightly inferior to Hongjun, raising eyebrows and other chaotic gods and demons, it is estimated that it is at least at the level of Da Luo Jin Xian, and even quasi-saints are possible. But this way of doing made Zhuang Xiong very embarrassed.

It should be said here that it is not that the Tao is not enough, the mana cannot be improved, and the mana cannot be controlled, and what is needed to control the mana is the primordial spirit. Zhuang Xiong's Yuan Shen is catalyzed by the merits of the opening of the sky, every time it is said to be polished by the pressure of Pangu's thoughts, it is necessary to divide a part of it to explore underground, sacrifice and refine magic weapons, and a part to cultivate, run mana, Yuan Shen does not know how much higher than mana, even if Zhuang Xiong has twice as much mana, Yuan Shen is enough to control.

And the Tao is the understanding of the Heavenly Dao, to put it simply, the Tao is the first way to let you know what it is and why it is true, so that you can cultivate more systematically. The first is to let you understand the way of heaven, be sensible, know what to do, what not to do, and what the consequences will be.

It may seem simple, but if no one teaches it, it's really difficult. For example, if you only know that one plus one equals two, and there is no systematic addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, then a bad book, what year and month do you have to calculate? Can you compare it with someone who can add, subtract, multiply and divide? Zhuang Xiong is facing such a situation at this time, although his mana is strong, it is only because he has transformed early, he has countless years more than others, and Buzhou Mountain is a first-class cultivation holy land, so he has accumulated this strong mana. And tomorrow's Dao, sensible and rational is also the foundation of the flood wilderness, just like in the 21 st century, you can understand the most basic laws, otherwise how thick your capital is in vain, but can the laws of the future generations be the same as the heavenly way of the flood wilderness? I don't know when the heavenly way is taboo, and it is not clear when it will turn into ashes.

Zhuang Xiong frowned, whether it was the three clans of the dragon and phoenix tribulation, or the lich of the Lich War, they all perished because they only practiced mana and did not cultivate the Dao. Zhuang Xiong didn't expect that he would one day become one of them.

Zhuang Xiong pondered and meditated, he only had the basic Yuqing Immortal Recipe in his hand, and the comprehension of Pangu Kaitian was a typical method of fighting, trapped in the endless years of Buzhou Mountain, and he thought about how to get out of trouble, after all, survival is the first priority. The Tao really hasn't improved much.

Zhuang Xiong sorted out his own situation, finally had a general idea, and also determined what he should do. Mana still has to be accumulated, no matter what time it is, strength is fundamental. As for the Tao, it seems that he can only wait for Hongjun Zixiao Palace to speak, and he can comprehend the way of heaven in Ping, or realize the Tao contained in the magic weapon, although the entry is slower, it is always slightly better than nothing, but unfortunately, his natal companion magic weapon has not yet been formed, and the stick in his hand contains the way of fighting, which has nothing to do with Zhuang Xiong's lack of understanding.

Zhuang Xiong's mind turned slightly, or, simply go to find Hongjun? Even if you can't find Hongjun, it's good to find Sanqing Nuwa, these are all future gods, favored by the way of heaven, it is estimated that it is better to know and understand the way of heaven than to have no clue like yourself. Moreover, it seems that the big people at the starting point said that Hongjun seemed to have opened a small stove for Sanqing in advance.

This thought together, but can no longer be contained, Zhuang Xiong's mind instantly came alive, thinking about finding Nuwa in Buzhou Mountain, sitting and talking about the Tao, Lala friendship, it is best to pull Nuwa to find Sanqing, drink tea, talk about the Tao, it is best to meet Hongjun again, ask for the cultivation of Taoism, cheekily ask for a few innate treasures, it is best to simply worship Hongjun as a teacher, with the care of the sage Tiandao, since then rampant floods, invincible in the world, collect a large number of little brothers, build a big **, beautiful women like clouds. Thinking about it, Zhuang Xiong's saliva couldn't help but stay, sure enough, there is no limit to brain supplementation, and YY is everywhere.

Sure enough, as soon as this goods got up, it was only a day to get out of trouble, and he had completely forgotten the countless sad years since the Yuan Dynasty, and when he reacted, I don't know if he would think that Nuwa was the protagonist? However, Zhuang Xiong will not think about such esoteric things, and Nuwa, no matter when and where, as long as she appears, she must have the aura of the protagonist, not the first protagonist, but also the main supporting role.

Nothing was said all night.

Second, I don't know if Zhuang Xiong, the god of goods, has grown up and has too thick skin, or has worked too long and too tired in the underground for countless years.

After washing and tidying up, I went out, but I saw that Nuwa Fuxi was already sitting at the stone table drinking tea, Zhuang Xiong was busy with a simple smile, and came up with a warm greeting.

This greeting is called an uncomfortable ah, Zhuang Xiong is an otaku, and he is trapped in countless Huiyuan in Zhoushan, although there are countless theories in the 21st century, but he has never practiced, but he still thinks he is enthusiastic and sophisticated, in Fu Xi's opinion, it is how to look at how to fake a smirk and I don't know what the donkey's lips are not polite to the horse's mouth. And Fu Xi has lived in the mountains for a long time and has never dealt with people, this enthusiastic smile is extremely stiff, in Zhuang Xiong's opinion, he is a typical hypocrite, and he is still a substandard product.

Nuwa was speechless when she looked at the side, rolled her eyes and ignored the two, just drinking tea reservedly.

The two of them were politely uncomfortable, and after a while, they were speechless, looked at them for a while, and sat down to drink tea sullenly.

Zhuang Xiong was trapped in Buzhou Mountain, lonely for countless Huiyuan, just got out of trouble, his mind was smart, and he couldn't stand the silent atmosphere after a while, so he smiled and said: "Disturb the two of you all night, but you still don't know what to call it?" "Anyway, this product has been living all night, and I don't even know the owner's name, and what is even more rare is that this product is asked confidently, and there is no shame.

Nuwa Jiao smiled and said, "Since Daoist friends know that it is rude, shouldn't they report their names first?"

Zhuang Xiong was slightly stunned, slightly embarrassed, in fact, he really didn't deliberately not report his name, but what name should he report? Zhuang Xiong and pretend to be a bear homonym, back then school and work were not less dragged down by this name, this new life, Zhuang Xiong really doesn't want to call this name anymore, now the right to choose a name is in his own hands, how can he choose a good name for himself, in other words, the popular thing in the flood era is the road number, what kind of road name should he take? There will really be no good ideas for a while.

Nuwa didn't know that Zhuang Xiong was actually distracted, and thought that there was something inconvenient to think about, so she said: "Daoist friends don't have to be embarrassed, if it's inconvenient, don't say it." ”

Zhuang Xiong hurriedly said: "No, it's not that there is anything inconvenient, it's just that I was trapped in the mountains shortly after I was born, and I have been thinking hard about how to get out of the predicament, and I haven't had time to choose a name, and I don't know how to call it for a while." ”

Nuwa smiled and said, "What's so difficult about this? Isn't it just a random one? ”

Zhuang Xiong pondered for a moment and said with a smile: "Forget it, the name can be big or small, let's wait for later." My body is a bear, and you can call me a bear or a bear Taoist. ”

Fu Xi pouted beside him and said, "It turned out to be a big bear, no wonder it has rough skin and thick meat, like a silly smirk." ”

Zhuang Xiong's smile couldn't help but suffocate, and Nuwa hurriedly said: "Don't mind, Daoyou, my brother is too real, he can't speak, and his words are inappropriate. ”

Zhuang Xiong scolded in his heart: "Damn, your brother can't speak, so you can speak properly?" You say that your brother is a real person, so don't you admit that I have rough skin and thick flesh, like a fool?" Seeing that Fu Xi was still muttering beside him, Zhuang Xiong couldn't care, so he said: "I don't know how to call the two of you?"

When Nuwa heard this, she couldn't help but laugh, Fu Xi rolled her eyes beside her, and said, "Under Fu Xi, this is my sister Nuwa." But the two decided to have a sincere relationship with Zhuang Xiong, so they didn't hide it.

Fu Xi's confession angered Zhuang Xiong, he had long decided that the two were not Fuxi Nuwa, at this time felt that the two were pretending to deceive themselves, and immediately became angry, slapped the table and scolded: "You are a dead sister control, and I don't look at the decay of your smirk, you look like Fu Xi? Lao Tzu has a sincere relationship with you, but you use Lao Tzu's words to deceive Lao Tzu, your little means Lao Tzu will play at the age of three, you still do the more promising job of sister control, you dead sister control." ”

Fu Xi thought he was being honest with each other, but he didn't expect to be scolded in exchange, and he was immediately furious: "Where is Lao Tzu not like Fu Xi? Where is Lao Tzu like a sister control? You are the sister control, and your whole family is a sister control!"

Zhuang Xiong's eyes were also red, and he raised his voice and shouted: "**It's a dead sister control, treat your sister's baby like a fairy, I tell you, tomorrow I will go to your sister, marry home as a wife, and then kick you away, you better find a cool place to draw circles as soon as possible, dead sister control!"

Zhuang Xiong's words were vicious enough, Fu Xi instantly blackened, and the fire of sister control exploded, and Wow Wow shouted "Don't touch my sister" and rushed up.

Where would Zhuang Xiong be afraid of him, and he didn't use mana, he rushed up to scuffle with Fu Xi, and shouted in his mouth: "You dead sister control, Lao Tzu has soaked your sister." ”

The two of them fought and scolded, and the more they fought, the more fierce they became, and suddenly the smoke and dust billowed and overwhelmed countless flowers and plants.

Nuwa's face was full of black lines as she looked at it, and finally couldn't hold back any longer, and shouted: "Enough! You all shut up for me!" Without waiting for the two to react, she took out a seal-like magic weapon, turned it into the size of a grinding disc, and slapped it at the two of them fiercely, and after a bang, the world suddenly fell silent, and only the two entangled big men fell under the ground together.

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