The mountains are still majestic, and the small courtyard of Nuwa Fuxi is still elegant and chic, but the two gray-faced men who crawled out of the humanoid hole don't seem to realize that they are out of place with their surroundings. Zhuang Xiong was still staring at Fu Xi viciously, with "I want to soak your sister" on his head, and the words "sister control" in his eyes were extremely clear, and he wanted to engrave into Fu Xi's soul, and he was full of offensive surnames. And Fu Xi didn't dare to show weakness, he put "don't touch my sister" on the door of his head as a defense, and pressed Zhuang Xiong's soul with "Han Xiong" in his eyes, and Nuwa who looked at it was full of black lines, and said angrily: "You two are endless? ”

The two didn't dare to resist, and sat down honestly, Zhuang Xiong couldn't help but reply: "Although I am very old, my heart is still young. ”

Nuwa's head couldn't help but have a few more black lines, turned around and glared at Fu Xi who wanted to refute, and forced Fu Xi's complaint back, and then said to Zhuang Xiong: "Cangxiong Daoyou, my brother and sister are indeed Fuxi Nuwa, yesterday I just haven't seen anyone for a long time, and I made a little joke with Daoyou." ”

Zhuang Xiong couldn't help but be a little stunned for a while, and said blankly: "No, although Fuxi is a sister, but Fuxi is a good person?, how can he be so rude and unscrupulous? Although Nuwa is cautious, Nuwa is also a good person, how could she think of such vicious methods as peeling skin and cramping? Could it be that this is how idols are shattered? No, they must be fake." ”

Zhuang Xiong came back to his senses and was about to argue with the two, but found that the two were staring at him viciously with black lines on their faces, and then he realized that unconsciously, he actually said what he thought in his heart.

Fu Xi couldn't hold it anymore, so he flew over directly, threw Zhuang Xiong to the ground, pinched Zhuang Xiong's neck fiercely, kicked him with both feet, and said fiercely: "My sister controls, I rely on, I am rude, I rely on, I am unscrupulous, I beat ......." ”

Nuwa didn't go up to persuade him this time, anyway, when he cultivated to such a point, Zhuang Xiong was rough and thick-skinned, and he couldn't kill him with Fuxi. The eyes turned around, and Nuwa kicked Zhuang Xiong a few times while the two were not paying attention, and muttered in a low voice: "Let you say that I am cautious, and let you say that I am vicious." ......”

Having no face in front of the beauty, Zhuang Xiong was also a little angry, and shouted: "Dead sister, if you don't let go of me, I'm going to fight back, don't regret it." ”

Fu Xi snorted coldly, and didn't care what Zhuang Xiong said, but fought harder, "Let you say that my sister is in control, and let you scold me for being rude." ”

Zhuang Xiong was furious, turned over and pressed Fu Xi under him, without saying a word, he raised his hand and gave Fu Xi a pair of panda brand eyes. He shouted: "The tiger doesn't threaten you, I think I am a sick cat? I beat you with peach blossoms all over your face, I tell you why the flowers are so red, I beat you for thousands of miles, rivers and mountains and a spring." ”

Fu Xi's eyes turned red instantly, where was he willing to show weakness? For a while, his hands, feet, and teeth went into battle together, and he scuffled desperately.

Nuwa kicked a few more times, her anger calmed slightly, seeing that the two were fighting fiercely, she had to take a few steps back, and seeing that Fu Xi even used her teeth, she couldn't help rolling her eyes and muttered: "Why is my brother so irritable when I am with Xiong Daoyou? Where did my usual gentle and elegant go? That Han Xiong has thick skin and thick flesh, and his natural strength is infinite, how can my brother beat him? What does my brother, who is usually quite shrewd, think?" Nuwa, who was full of questions, couldn't figure it out, so she had to muttered tea and watch the play by the way.

The battle between the two of them was full of smoke and dust, full of embarrassment, countless bruises and swellings under the eyes, a number of grass blades and soil, and their clothes were untidy, and their hair was scattered. It wasn't until it fell that it was suspended under Nuwa's dissuasion.

Nuwa is called a helpless, if you want to say that the bear Taoist is okay, how can Fu Xi also learn to be brave and ruthless? Could it be that he is really close to Zhu Zhe Chi, and close to ink is black? Bad learning from Cangxiong? Anyway, this is too fast, isn't it? If Zhuang Xiong knew this, he would definitely complain fiercely, what is a blue bear? What is Fu Xi learning from me badly? Is it that Fu Xi has been provoking me? Unfortunately, Zhuang Xiong still doesn't know that his impression in the eyes of beautiful women is already so unbearable.

Nuwa was helpless, seeing that the two of them were exhausted, but they still kept provoking like cockfighting, so they had to rush back to rest and talk about it tomorrow......

This is the third day that Zhuang Xiong came to the ground, Zhuang Xiong still slept until the third pole before getting up, looking at Fu Xi still staring at him viciously, Hongguoguo's provocation, disdainfully cut off, temporarily civilized people, not like barbarians.

Nuwa was full of black lines early in the morning, watching Zhuang Xiong sit down and drink tea slowly, glared at Fu Xi fiercely, and saw that Fu Xi was a good baby and didn't speak, so she was satisfied, and turned back to Zhuang Xiong and smiled: "Xiong Daoyou, I don't know how to rest?"

Zhuang Xiong grinned and said: "Yes, it is really refreshing to sleep until you wake up naturally." ”

Nuwa smiled and glared at Zhuang Xiong fiercely. Zhuang Xiong didn't see it, but at this time Zhuang Xiong fell into yy again: "Brother said yesterday that he wanted to soak his sister, do you want to soak it? But how should this be soaked? Brother is inexperienced?"

Not to mention that Zhuang Xiong was thinking hard about the way to pick up girls there, here Nuwa saw that Zhuang Xiong was distracted again, but she was furious in her heart, and she still had a sweet and dead face on her face, and said in a vicious and soft voice: "Brother Xiong, what are you thinking?"

Zhuang Xiong fought a few cold wars in an instant, woke up immediately, and smiled slowly: "I didn't think about it, I didn't think about it, I didn't think about anything." ”

The smile on Nuwa's face remained unchanged, and she continued to say in that fleshy voice: "Then I said that I am Nuwa and my brother is Fuxi, do you believe it or not?"

Zhuang Xiong's heart was alarmed, and he threw an inquiring look at Fu Xi: "What's wrong with your sister? ”

Fu Xi replied depressedly: "How do I know." She'd never been like this before. My sister told me not to talk, you can do it yourself. ”

Zhuang Xiong was surprised: "Talent, just get along with me for a day, you can understand what I mean, and you can convey the information back, it seems that IQ and EQ are full value?

Nuwa's face was full of black lines, her silver teeth were clenched, she looked at this Han Xiong, and whispered her thoughts while giving Fu Xi a look, which was speechless. First, he glared fiercely at Fu Xi, who heard the word "sister control" and wanted to explode, and turned back to Zhuang Xiong, who was still distracted, and said hatefully: "Daoyou, you haven't answered my question yet." “

Zhuang Xiong recovered from his distraction and said blankly: "Ah! Daoyou, what did you say?"

When Nuwa heard this, she instantly turned black, and the small seal instantly appeared in her hand and changed to the size of a grinding plate, Nuwa waved her hand and smashed the big seal towards Zhuang Xiong, and shouted in her mouth: "You give me enough to stop, my soul is faint, you bear, I have endured you for a long time, and I can't bear it anymore." Yesterday scolded me for being cautious and vicious, and today you dare to ignore me? I will beat you for being unreliable, I will beat you for being distracted, I will beat you for being open-mouthed, and I will beat you for a short-circuited ....... ”

Zhuang Xiong couldn't help but secretly complain, this time it was just a matter of smashing countless green bags on his head, but he couldn't fight back, so he had to hug his head and run away, and he kept admitting his mistakes in his mouth.

Fu Xi was stunned when he watched from the side, he never knew that his gentle and lovely sister also had such a side.

After beating for a long time, Nuwa was also tired, panting with her waist crossed, and asked viciously, "Can't you get distracted?"

Zhuang Xiong said pitifully: "Don't dare." ”

Nuwa said again: "Still can't fight?"

Zhuang Xiong cautiously replied, "Don't dare." ”

Nuwa said: "Can you have a good conversation without going off-topic?"

Zhuang Xiong said: "Yes." ”

Nuwa said: "Do you believe that our brother and sister are Fuxi Nuwa?"

Zhuang Xiong said: "I believe." ”

Nuwa said: "Am I being careful, am I very vicious?"

Zhuang Xiong said: "No. ”

Nuwa was satisfied, and felt that it was almost over, so she took back the small seal, clapped her hands, and said with a smile: "That's right, how good do you think it is to talk like this? You two are unreliable, you have to force me to do it, you are not a lady." ”

Zhuang Xiong secretly slandered in his heart: I never felt that you were on the side of the lady.

Nuwa frowned, and asked with a smile, "Xiong Daoyou, what did you just say?" ”

Zhuang Xiong hurriedly said: "Nothing I'm talking about, I didn't expect the two of them to be the legendary Fuxi Nuwa, I was a little difficult to accept for a while, and I needed to go back and sort out my thinking." Leave. Zhuang Xiong turned around and ran after speaking, with a constipated expression on his face, muttering as he ran: "It's over, the idol is shattered, and the ancestor god has become a violent brother and sister......."

Nuwa snorted coldly and went with him, but when she turned around, she saw that Fu Xi was still looking at her dumbfounded, and couldn't help but be embarrassed, and said angrily: "Brother, why are you staring at me like this?"

Fu Xi didn't seem to hear it, still muttering to herself, as if she had been stunned by the violent Nuwa, and before Nuwa could hear what he was saying, Fu Xi had already burst into tears, still screaming in tears: "My sister is not so violent, how can Nuwa become so violent......!!!?"

Nuwa was embarrassed at first, then shy, and finally scolded with black lines on her face: "This damn bear has completely messed up our lives." "In other words, Zhuang Xiong doesn't seem to have done anything? It's just that there were no outsiders present, so the real surnames of the two of them have been suppressed until they were completely triggered by Zhuang Xiong, Zhuang Xiong is wronged! Of course, Zhuang Xiong also has a little bit of responsibility.

Nuwa couldn't let go of her brother after all, so she stomped her feet hatefully, comforted her brother, and the second negotiation was over......

On the third day, that is, the fourth day when Zhuang Xiong came to the ground, Zhuang Xiong still slept until the third pole, but when he went out, he found that only Nuwa was alone, but Fuxi did not appear. Zhuang Xiong swept his head and saw the red-eyed Fu Xi hiding behind the door of the hut staring at him seriously, as if as long as he had any irregular movements, he would immediately pounce out and eat him. Zhuang Xiong couldn't help but roll his eyes, and scolded in his heart: "This dead sister is in charge." ”

Nuwa looked at Zhuang Xiong, who was pacing leisurely, and couldn't help but have some itchy teeth, but it was not easy to attack, so she smiled and said, "Xiong Daoyou seems to be resting well, can we have a good talk?"

Zhuang Xiong went back yesterday and thought hard for more than half an hour, and the shattered dream seemed to be the same thing, and he didn't think there was anything wrong with Nuwa Fuxi being like this, so he accepted it happily. There was no entanglement, this sleep was natural and comfortable, and when I saw Nuwa's smiling face, I felt a little cute, so I replied: "No problem, I think it should have been like this a long time ago." You see how good it is, drinking tea, discussing the Tao, what problems can't be solved? It's all to blame for Fuxi Daoyou, who every time he goes off topic, makes gags, and provokes me to fight, is fighting a civilized person's business? We want harmony, harmony is the last word, and fighting is something that only barbarians can do. ”

Fu Xi's eyes were almost on fire when he heard it, and Nuwa's face was also full of black lines, and the roots of her teeth were not only itchy, but even a little painful, and she couldn't wait to go up and bite him a few times. In other words, this product's ability to shirk responsibility is not small.

It took Nuwa a while to calm down and said with a smile: "I don't know where you learned the names of my brother and sister?

Zhuang Xiong's mind turned and he thought: This kind of thing is either pushed to the big head or to the dead, then there are only a few people who are suitable. Who is more suitable?

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