As soon as I said this, I regretted it, because I was wearing a military uniform now, and I was wearing two sets of military uniforms for each person, one of which was already tattered and was left in the village where Bai Jiuyu lived before, and I was wearing another set.

Awkwardly shouted to the boss to pay the bill, and rushed to the airport as if he had fled.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, I finally got on the plane to Zhengzhou.

King Kong Cannon took out his military ID card and shook it proudly, the sword we were carrying naturally could not pass the security check at the airport, but after showing the ID of the National Security Bureau, it was a different matter.

After rushing to Zhengzhou, change cars and rush to Jiaozuo. When I came to Jiaozuo, the first feeling was that things were really cheap, the starting price of a taxi was only three yuan, the mutton roast cake on the stall was sandwiched with a large piece of mutton for only two yuan, the mutton soup was unexpectedly affordable, and the four or five pieces of fat mutton in the big mouth sea bowl were only four pieces.

Naturally, King Kong Cannon didn't like to read, so the work of checking the county records to find the location naturally fell to me, and at noon I finally found the general location, paid for a tourist map and rented a taxi to find it.

After running a lot of detours, I finally saw the peak where the Ziyang Temple was located, the road into the mountain turned out to be an asphalt road, full of doubts and commanded the driver to the ground, after getting off the car, the excitement was half cold, the building in the memory was not preserved, there were some temples built on the mountain, and a big sign was erected on the side of the road "Sansheng Temple Scenic Area." ”

"Grass TMD, go up and have a look. "I scolded angrily, this was originally a Taoist temple of interception, if the descendants transformed it into a Taoist scenic spot, it would be just that, when did it become a monk temple. The most infuriating thing is that even the name of the ancestor has been changed, and he goes directly to Buddhism.

King Kong Cannon threw two big tickets to the driver with his backhand, and his expression was not good, he glanced at me and quickly boarded the trail up the mountain.

I saw the words "50 yuan for tickets" on the glass of the small pavilion, took out 100 yuan from my pocket and threw it over, and without asking for the ticket, I pulled the King Kong cannon up the mountain.

There are a lot of tourists on the mountain road, and there will be an artificial attraction at intervals on the way up the mountain, and I will make up an allusion nonsense, and I frown secretly when I see it.

It's just that the King Kong Cannon doesn't remember what it looked like before, but I remember the scene of Ziyang Temple quite clearly. In addition to a large hall for the three saints to preach and preach, there is also a Guanqi Pavilion for the disciples to live and practice the Dao, there is a cave facing the wall in the back mountain, and then there is a huge square for ordinary disciples to practice spells, in addition to this, there are many caves on the east side of the mountain, which is where ordinary disciples live.

However, the scene in front of me is very different from the original, and the Lingbao Hall of the Sect has been changed to the Daxiong Hall of Buddhism. Guanqixuan was repaired into a scenic toilet. The former square has been built with houses and transformed into a scenic area management committee, and there are all kinds of hotels and guest houses. The cave where ordinary disciples lived in the past has become the main attraction, the "Hundred Buddha Cave", and all the stone Buddha statues are installed in it.

When I walked to the back mountain, I and the Vajra Cannon were completely amused, the cave where the disciples who had made a mistake before had turned out to be the holy place of the Buddha's epiphany of the Three Holy Zen Masters, there was a statue of a bald monk and a large bronze tripod incense burner, and there was a big public virtue box at the door, which had a lot of big tickets, which seemed to be given by believers and laymen.

After a circle, I was already smoked by the seven orifices of qi, and I angrily smoked out my cigarette and sat on the mountainside with the King Kong cannon and smoked it.

King Kong Cannon picked up a stone and wrote "Change places" on the steps.

"The master is the same as the ancestral tomb, can you say that you can change it?" I didn't have a good chance to say to him, and turned my head to look at the monk who was sitting not far away selling incense and candles, that guy didn't even have a ring scar on his head and was wearing a yellow robe that only a virtuous monk could wear, obviously a fake monk who didn't understand bullshit.

"Don't get on fire," the King Kong cannon pulled over the handwriting I pointed to on the ground.

"I'm not as big as you, and the nest is occupied like a nobody. "Since I lost my hearing, I have become more and more emotional, in fact, even if my ears are fine, it is impossible not to be angry when I see what is happening in front of me.

"What should I do," King Kong Cannon wrote again.

"Discuss with the officials here and buy it. I stood up angrily as I spoke, and just as I was about to walk towards the house with the sign of the management committee, two old men came and stopped us.

"What do you want to do?" I raised my eyebrows and wanted to get angry. King Kong Cannon hurriedly grabbed me and stretched out his hand to point to the red armband on the old man's arm, which read "Scenic Area Management".

Watching the King Kong Cannon and the two old men arguing, I gradually saw the doorway, it turned out that the King Kong Cannon was writing on the steps before and they saw it, which meant that we had damaged the facilities of the scenic spot and had to be fined.

"Punish your mother. "Watching these two old things messing around, I was really angry, and I opened my mouth to scold.

After scolding, I completely stabbed the hornet's nest, and the two old things grabbed me by the collar of my clothes and pulled me to the management committee, just as I wanted to go there, so I followed them.

There were a few security guards standing in the management committee, and the old man pulled me in and stretched out his hand to point at me and said something to them loudly, and one of the young men who looked like a security guard took out a bill from the drawer, picked up the pen and wrote, and handed it to me with his hand after writing.

I took it and saw that it was a fine, a fine of 20 for destroying public property in the scenic spot, and a fine of 20 for insulting the staff.

"Call your steward, I have something to discuss with him. "I didn't pay for it, but sat down on a bench, and King Kong Cannon sat next to me and looked at them with a smile.

Seeing that I was not cooperative, the security guard came over and raised his hand to salute me, and then said something. Looking at his ugly salute, I stood up on my knees and replied with a standard military salute held high, "Look clearly, this is the standard salute!"

Since I was wearing an officer's uniform, the security guards were polite to me and the King Kong Cannon, and after a moment of discussion, one of them ran to the second floor and called down a man who looked like a cadre in his forties.

King Kong Cannon stepped forward to negotiate with him for a long time, only to see that cadre shook his head again and again, and his eyes were full of doubts when he looked at me and King Kong Gun.

In the end, King Kong Cannon walked to the table with a wry smile, picked up a pen and a newspaper, and quickly wrote, "They don't count, you have to find the right house." ”

"Let's go," I said, standing up and walking out the door.

When the previous security guard saw that I was leaving, he hurried over to stop me and demanded a fine from me with a fine.

When King Kong Cannon saw him stop me, his nose shook and he wanted to get angry. I stretched out my hand to stop him, took out a large ticket from my pocket and handed it to the security guard, "No need to look for it," and then turned his eyes to the King Kong cannon, "Go out and get a stone and draw it for another sixty yuan."