Naturally, we don't want to scratch it, because we don't want to waste time. After descending the mountain, I hurriedly let the taxi drive to the door of the government, showed the ID of the National Security Bureau, and soon met the mayor.

As the saying goes, "the prime minister's domestic slave is a seven-rank official," although our position is small and the rank is low, the big hat of the National Security Bureau is still effective.

The mayor is very young, about forty years old, King Kong Cannon explained his intention to him, the other party pondered for a long time, and finally let us go to the tourism bureau, saying that the scenic spot was invested and built by the tourism bureau, and he couldn't be the master.

It was late when I left the government compound, so I could only find a hotel to rest temporarily, and I took a taxi early the next morning to find the office building of the tourism bureau.

After inquiring with the staff on duty, I was told that the director of the tourism bureau led the foreign businessmen to inspect the project, and I could only wait in the hall until about three o'clock in the afternoon, a fat man with a red face came back, and I guessed that he should be the director of the bureau when he walked sideways.

Hurriedly got up with the King Kong Cannon to explain the intention, who knew that the king of Hades was good, the little ghost was difficult, this drunk guy didn't buy it, and finally hummed and said something, turned around and left to dry me and the King Kong Cannon there.

"What did he say?" I turned to look at the dejected King Kong Cannon.

King Kong Cannon shook his head and pulled me to the flower bed in the middle of the road, broke off a branch and wrote two words: "Ask for money." ”

"How much does it cost?" Although we borrowed the banner of the National Security Bureau, there must be a limit to the abuse of power for personal gain, and if we expropriate other people's scenic spots, we will naturally have to give money, which is not justified.

Hearing my question, the King Kong Cannon stretched out his right hand and shook it in front of my eyes.

"Not much, let's figure it out. The thought of five million came to my mind, but after I finished speaking, King Kong Cannon shook his head again, stretched out his hand and shook it again, and his lips moved slightly, "Five hundred million!"

"Five hundred million?" I repeated in astonishment, and King Kong Cannon nodded with a wry smile.

"Where are we going to get so much money?" I saw the King Kong Cannon nodding, and instantly sat down on the ground, there were more than one million in the passbook, we all felt that we were a lot of money, and this 500 million was really astronomical for the two of us.

The King Kong Cannon carried the twig and made a few more strokes, and this time he wrote "Governor." "I understand what he means, he asked me to go and ask the king Zhongri.

"I have already looked for him for Murong Chaifeng's account last time, how can I be embarrassed to speak again this time" I shook my head again and again, "You really think I am his son-in-law?"

Who knew that King Kong Cannon nodded again and again when he heard my words, and I was so angry that I raised my foot and kicked him there.

Don't say I'm embarrassed to ask for help, even if people are willing to help, we can't say a word to let the scenic spot vacate for us, after all, the place has spent money, the monks on the mountain are fake, those houses and temples are all real, look at the scale of the money must not be less.

He didn't blame me for kicking him, he took out a cigarette and threw me one, and we sat in the flower bed in the middle of the road and smoked it. I finished smoking a pack of cigarettes one after another, and I didn't come up with any good solutions, as the saying goes, "a penny is hard for a hero", let alone 500 million.

After smoking the last cigarette, an idea suddenly came to my mind, and I just wanted to tell King Kong Cannon, but I found that he also had a look of sudden realization.

"I came up with a solution. I said to the King Kong Cannon.

"I also thought of a solution. Instead of writing, he stretched out a finger and drew it.

"Let's write down our thoughts and see if they have the same idea. After I finished speaking, I turned around and broke off a branch and wrote two words, and King Kong Cannon also wrote a few strokes, and looked at each other, not only did I not expect to go together, but I was still far away.

The two words I wrote were "haunted", and the two words I wrote were "gold bricks." ”

It seems that forcing people to a certain part, any trick can be come up with, the idea of King Kong Cannon is to go to the scenic spot to haunt, and what I want is to go to Kunlun Mountain to move out of Li Zicheng's batch of gold bricks.

And the two of us think of a certain effect, no money will definitely not be able to do things, King Kong cannon in the scenic spot can scare away tourists, so that the tourism bureau people cheap, the two are really indispensable. With an idea and a good mood, I immediately took a taxi to the restaurant for a big meal, and then ran back to the hotel to study the specific implementation details.

The King Kong Cannon can't control the air during the day, so he can only undertake the task of haunting the scenic spot, and if Li Zicheng stores the military salary, without his help, I can't open the thick copper plate mechanism myself. After careful discussion, a detailed plan was finally drawn up and implemented. King Kong Cannon didn't forget to contact the headquarters and asked me for a month off on the grounds of otitis media.

After that, the two flew to Lanzhou together, rushed to Li Zicheng's ancient tomb day and night, Ming Hongdao and the cadres destroyed the decay on the top of the bronze tomb, and then the King Kong cannon returned to Henan to be responsible for pretending to be a ghost and driving away tourists.

Before leaving, I told him in every possible way not to make too much trouble, and King Kong Cannon smiled and nodded in agreement.

The demeanor of the King Kong cannon made me feel very uneasy, but if the general was not affected by the order of the foreign monarch, he could only go. When I returned to Henan two months later, King Kong Cannon had already directed and acted in a play called "Catch and Release Cao." ”

After sending the King Kong Cannon away, I bought a second-hand off-road vehicle on the spot and transported the ten gold bricks that I and the King Kong Cannon brought out to the border black market for processing.

As the saying goes, take from the people, use it for the people. Anyway, these gold bricks don't play much decisive role in the country's economic construction, not to mention that I and the King Kong Cannon are in urgent need of money, so let's borrow it first, and then return it to the country when I have the opportunity, I drove the car and comforted myself.

I weighed it in advance, and the net weight of each gold brick was eighteen catties and seven taels and five cents, according to the ancient calculation method of sixteen taels for one catty, a piece of gold bricks was a full three hundred taels. That is to say, for the first time, King Kong Cannon and I each carried a weight of nearly 100 catties. Rather carry a thousand pounds of soil, not to carry half a two customs has been verified by the facts again, and the air does not feel so heavy when it is volleyed,

It was already dark when I arrived at the border black market, and I walked around the market and found that many people were carrying guns.

Looking at the largest antique shop in the market, I cautiously walked in, the interior was very shabby, and there were a few pieces of antiques that were sparsely sold, which did not match the gold-lettered signboard outside, just when I wanted to turn around and leave, a middle-aged man in Tang costume stood up and greeted me, I stopped, and pointed my fingers and ears to indicate that I could not hear.

The man is a smart man, and he quickly took out a pen and paper and said, "Buy, sell?"

"Sell something. As I spoke, I took out the tip of the gold brick I had cut out of my pocket and handed it to him.

The man shook his head and wrote, "Our store does not accept small pawns. ”

"This is a sample, if you can give the right price, I have a large batch. "I was a little nervous about dealing with black marketeers for the first time, and as a national security officer who broke the law, it was a heinous crime.

The man in the Tang costume took the gold nugget in my hand, walked into the counter, and used a microscope and some kind of potion to test the gold nugget I had brought over.

"The water is ruthless, the mountains are righteous, and the mountains are looking for dragons and treasures. After the man in Tang costume checked the gold nuggets, he quickly wrote a string of gimbled words from the cardboard, which should be the code jargon of their line.

"I'm not on the road, just say it, what's the price?" I only brought one piece of the gold brick with me, and the rest was placed under the seat in the car, and I didn't feel at ease when I put it outside.

"How many?" The man in Tang costume raised his hand to write, handed over a cigarette, I waved my hand and did not take it, but took out the tobacco I brought and smoked it. It's not a problem to be careful when dealing with me for the first time, but the main thing is that I don't get used to smoking that brand of cigarettes.

"What's the price?" The man in Tang costume in front of me is slightly fat, his face is shiny, and he is not the master of the crime at first glance, and I am still more at ease when dealing with this kind of person, because the richer the person, the more afraid of death.

“220。 "The man in Tang costume wrote Arabic numerals this time, and two hundred and two refers to the price per gram.

"It's too low, I want two hundred and six. I looked up into his eyes, "After this deal of mine, you can go home and retire." "It's rude to talk to someone and look them in the eye, and it gives them a sense of hostility, but that's what I'm hoping for.

And the reason why I want 206 is also justified, the price of gold was already very high at that time, I inquired in advance, the price of gold per gram for ordinary jewelry has risen to more than 280.

"The purity is not high," the other party finished writing and shook his head at me.

The technology of smelting and purifying gold in the Ming Dynasty was not mature, and what he said about the lack of purity should not be a lie.

I handed him the gold brick in the bag, and the other party took it and looked up and down, and when he saw the mark on the gold brick, he looked up and looked at me again, but he didn't say anything. After the weighing, the price was determined, which was two million three hundred and twenty-five thousand.

Then the trouble came again, the other party asked me for a bank account and wanted to give a transfer, but my bank account was naturally under the monitoring of the 18th sub-bureau, so I insisted on cash, and the final result was that the man in Tang costume sent someone to put forward two big bags from the background, I was completely dumbfounded at first sight, a gold brick sold such two big bags, which had to be sold to him, even if he had enough cash, I couldn't take it.

"I still have!" I frowned, and reached out to him.

"Come back tomorrow, cashier's check!" the man in the Tang costume wrote.

I have believed the cashier's check, and the man in Tang costume is also very professional, and does not inquire about the origin of the gold bricks, so in the early morning of the third day, when I drove back, I only had more than 20 million cashier's checks on my body, and when I thought of 20 million, I felt cold, and if I was caught, I would have to be sentenced for many years.

Halfway through the car, I ran into a thin stray dog on the side of the road, and I hurriedly got out of the car and hugged him.

If I always go to the same place in Kunlun Mountain every time, the positioning device on my body will reveal my location, and the 18th Branch will be suspicious sooner or later, the dog's body temperature is similar to that of a human, and I will serve it with delicious food and drink, and let it replace me.

Thinking of this, he didn't hesitate, and directly took off the watch and put it on the dog's paw, "Brother, you will also enjoy the treatment of a civil servant in the future." ”