The reality is brutal.

For example, the Dragon Ball is not a thing in the dragon shell at all, but the inner pill of the dragon.

For example, the shark pearl is not a pearl that the merman weeps and turns into, but the merman's eyes.

For example, Daoist Fang really turned into a turtle.

One head, four claws, plus a large turtle shell, lying on the ground, full of shape, just one tail missing.

Now I have.

Of course, it is Long Jiaojiao, Long Jiaojiao is a little tail, she sits wherever she climbs, and follows wherever she goes, it is very sticky, and she can't shake it off.

In just one day, Daoist Fang completely understood the suffering of Murong Gongzi back then.

In just one day, the two of them became best friends, and Daoist Fang went directly from a newcomer to an old man.

Or rather, a turtle man.

In a few days, she will become a woman like Long Jiaojiao, an official.

Or rather, lover.

Out of the underwater palace, came to the beach, the turtle people were fishing, and Long Jiaojiao was picking up shells: "How about this, is it beautiful? How about this, is it beautiful? This ......"

Barefoot, stepping on the beach, seagulls flying around, waves one by one, and an informed wooden head next to it, this is the happy life that Long Jiaojiao wants: "Do you know how to fish, you haven't caught one for a long time, you can't catch a fish, what do we eat?"

Okay, picnic today.

A bamboo rod and a cotton thread are all the fishing tackle of the turtle man.

Sitting on the stone and fishing on the beach, it is the fairy posture of the turtle man at this time. and realms.

"Don't be in a hurry. Don't be in a hurry. You go and pick up some firewood and prepare to make a fire. The turtle man calmed down and said slowly: "Remember, it should be dry, not wet." ”

Fishing is on the beach, and there are holes in the beach, big holes, small holes, and countless holes.

Man holding a rod. The rod was tied to the line, the line was tied to the worm, and the worm probed into the hole, Long Jiaojiao didn't know that the current turtle man was fighting wits with a crab: "Okay, you fish here first, and I'll go pick up firewood." ”

After a while.

Long Jiaojiao came back and picked a handful of wild flowers: "How about this one, is it beautiful? How about this one, is it beautiful? This one ......"

For whom the wildflowers bloom and for whom the wildflowers are defeated~~

"Ahhh The line was already stretched straight, and the human turtle and crab were fighting against each other: "It's not good, it's not good." Jiaojiao come and help, come and ......."

"Ahhh......h

It was a big crab, half of its body exposed: "Come on, come on, come on, you shout one, two, three, let's drag together-"

It was a silly crab, and the thread was all eaten in the stomach: "Okay, good, one, two, three, I'll shout, one, two, three!"

"Smack!" the line broke.

No matter how stupid the crab is, but there is a weapon, and the weapon is a chela: "Ah!"

Long Jiaojiao, scream!

The crab was gone, burrowed back into the hole, and fled and arched the fine sand, and the broken thread in the stomach.

"Woo wow ~~~~~~~~" Of course, Long Jiaojiao cried, this kind of taste is not pleasant, Long Jiaojiao dislikes it the most: "Wooden head, wooden head, ran away, woo wow babble~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

Kawai, crying again.

Daoist Fang is also angry!

"Phew!" At the moment, the turtle jumped, a tiger pounced, and a fox wolf probed the snow, and directly used two turtle claws: "Where to run!"

"The sand is like snow, the rain is flying, the hair is excited, and the momentum is high, no one can describe the heroic posture of Daoist Fang at that moment: "Boom, boom, boom!"

Soon, the crab will be caught.

On the beach, a pit appeared, and the mouth of the well was large and one person deep.

The crab is not a vole, nor is it a cunning rabbit, it is no match for him: "This-"

At that time, Jiaojiao smiled and burst into laughter: "It's your fault, you can run, you can not run, if you don't want to be eaten, you can say, how can you, how can you bear it, why do you want to bully a little girl?"

At that time, the crab cried and foamed at the mouth: "You say, you say, you say, you say, why do you do this? Have you ever thought about the consequences of doing this? Well, I'm a reasonable person, I'll give you another chance, give you a chance to repent, you have to apologize, you have to apologize if you do something wrong, do you understand the ......apology?"

Even if the crab could really speak and apologize to the two of them, he would still die today.

Therefore, the crab kept silent and bravely took justice.

After being grilled, it is charred on the outside and tender on the inside.

South, Ming, Departure, Fire!

God!One!Raw!Water!

Long Jiaojiao, she was full of food and drink.

Peel off the shell carefully, feed it one bite at a time, the heart is full of joy, and the taste is delicious: "Is it delicious?

There was a moment of heartbeat, and then he was very moved, because he was good to Jiaojiao, it was very good, and Jiaojiao knew it: "Is it delicious?

It turns out that the world's largest romance is a little romance, and it turns out that the biggest warmth in the world is a little warmth, and at that moment Long Jiaojiao is the happiest woman in the world.

That's it, little woman.

Don't you eat it?

Don't you drink it?

Aren't you thirsty?

Aren't you hungry?

I'm a turtle, I only have to eat once a year, and I don't have to drink a sip of water for three years.

So that's the case, the turtle is best fed, so Long Jiaojiao is ready to raise him and raise him for a lifetime.

Of course, Long Jiaojiao is not stupid, or not very stupid.

He still thought that Long Jiaojiao couldn't see it, he didn't know that he was in love with Long Jiaojiao, but he was so in love that he fainted, and he didn't know that he was exposed.

"You're a liar!" Long Jiaojiao, pointing at the tip of his nose, said, "You're a big liar!"

"You know martial arts, don't think I can't see it. Long Jiaojiao knocked on his head and said, "You have been lying to me all along, you treat me as a child, right?"

Yes, yes, the wooden head is speechless.

"Wooden head, you love me, you love me, right?" This is the straightforward, straightforward Long Jiaojiao: "You fool, you are in love with me, you don't know it yourself!"

No, it's wrong, it's wrong!

The wooden head said, "Yes, I love you like a big brother loves a little sister—"

"You're wrong, you're wrong. Yes, this is the real Long Jiaojiao: "Wooden head, don't think I'm stupid, in fact, I know everything." ”

Knowing everything, it's just a joke, Fang Yin was speechless.

"Daddy loves me and Auntie, those are two different kinds of love, you are not a big brother, I am not a little sister, I want you to love me like Daddy loves Auntie, wooden head, do you know?"

“......”

"Wooden head, I will love you as Auntie loves Daddy, Wooden head, I love you, do you know?"

“......”

"You, you, you, in fact, you are not stupid at all, you are an understanding person, you just think that you are a eunuch, you think that you are not worthy of me, so you dare not love me, wooden head, you have to be brave. ”

“......”

"Don't be afraid, our matter Auntie has already agreed, Daddy will definitely agree, I'll tell him when he comes back-"

Speaking of which, Daoist Fang was finally relieved.

In any case, the Dragon Sect Master would not agree to marry his heart and soul treasure to a turtle.

"Ahhh

"What's wrong? What's wrong? Scared me, you're ...... again"

"Oh no, be careful! We ate the crab, and the crab's family is coming to take revenge!

"Where, where, how can I not see, that's ......"

"There, there, do you see, do you see, crab and his father, crab and his mother, crab's brothers and sisters, and three aunts and six mothers-in-law......

"Oops, oops, so many, so many crabs!"

It's getting late.

There is a tidal wave at the ebb and flow.

The shrimp soldiers waved their flags and shouted, and the crab army was dispatched!

"Jiaojiaojiao, come on, come up, come up!" The scene was jubilant, accompanied by countless seabirds: "Sit down and sit down, the turtle is here, rush-"

"Kill, kill, kill!" The little dragon girl raised her eyebrows, and the golden jade dagger came out of its sheath: "Wooden head, over there, over there, there is a big one over there, yes, yes, yes, it's the one that walks sideways!"

Walking sideways, there were only crabs, no turtles, and no officials.

About love, about love, about what Cai Cai said, Long Jiaojiao has long forgotten about Java.

When it was the Year of the Monkey and the Horse Month, when I thought about it again, Daoist Fang had already run away.

Only, the sunset is infinitely better. (To be continued......)