Tonight, the moon is dark and the wind is high.

It is suitable for thieves, suitable for car derailment, suitable for cats to steal, and suitable for people to cheat.

Tonight, son, come to me.

This was said by You Mei, and after the turtle prince, or the eighth master, it reached the divine beast turtle.

I heard that You Mei is a great beauty who is peerless in the city and brings disaster to the country and the people, and she is born to be a sunken fish and a goose and a shy flower, which is more seductive, more seductive, and more charming than Su Daji, the most famous fox spirit in history.

I have never met, I am fascinated, and I can't help myself.

This is called, people have no windfall and no wealth, horses have no night grass and no fat, Long Jiaojiao is a windfall, Mrs. Long is night grass, take advantage of the absence of the dragon sect leader Fang Daoist This is going to be rolled away, give him a cannon to hit the chain, mud horse lying in the groove! Then steal the golden jade dagger, steal the national seal, steal all the things in the ten doors of the undersea Dragon Palace, and take the big and small beauties away and fly away. Of course, before leaving, I have to let go of the poor lazy and greedy, and then put a fire on him, burn it all, rob it all, and kill it all, leaving no one alive, and at the same time destroying the evidence of the crime, he will be very angry, presumably the Dragon Sect Master will be angry when he sees it.

This is not to blame for Daoist Fang.

You must know that the True Dragon Sect is hostile to Shangqing and belongs to the evil forces and villains.

Long Zhen is the villain No. 1 leader.

What's more, in the Valley of Ten Thousand Cranes, the Martial Arts Conference, and the Lingyun Platform, Long Zhen once defeated and humiliated the Fang Daoist, the so-called warriors can be killed but not humiliated, and those who insult others will always be humiliated-

This is retribution, retribution!

Take away his favorites, take everything from him, just tonight. Daoist Fang was going to put a big one on him. Green hat: "Beauty~~Xiu'er~~"

The Little Beauty. Fell asleep.

Today is too tired, the little beauty fell asleep before eight o'clock, and Daoist Fang waited for three hours-

Here, I still want to explain.

Long Jiaojiao, sleeping in the bucket tonight, tired and sleeping.

This is the bathroom.

Next to the bedroom.

Next to it is You Mei, that is, Mrs. Long's bedroom.

Other words. Lady Long can hear anything going on, including the bathroom and bedroom.

Of course, Mrs. Long is not at ease, he is the Ono Road of Shangqing.

Of course, Daoist Fang also knew that she was Long Zhen's little wife.

In short, the two of them have a number in their hearts, and they have a lot of numbers, no better than the ignorant girl Long Jiaojiao-

sub-hours.

"Tuk, tuk, tuk!" was a knock on the door, like a code.

"Please come in. "The voice is soft, languid and seductive.

It depends. It's been a long time coming, otherwise it's been three watches in the middle of the night. How could a woman of a good family let someone in the door: "Ahem!"

Daoist Fang, coughed lightly, and looked left and right-

Pushed the door open.

The door was closed.

Under the red candle, on the gum, there sat a woman.

You Mei.

You Mei is 45 years old.

It is the same age as the goddess of Wushan.

You Mei is three months older than Wu Dumei.

Menstruation is not important, posture is important, the goddess of Wushan prides herself on being thirteen points of posture, and You Mei is a little more than her.

It's just a little flattering.

He has peach blossom eyes, melon seed face, a nose and a cherry mouth, and a pointed jaw, like a fox spirit.

It's another stunner.

This stunner, the body shape is not as tall as Wu Dumei, the figure is not as exaggerated as Wu Shan's beauty, the facial features are not as beautiful as Wu Dumei, and the skin is not as white and tender as Wu Dumei.

Nothing is good enough to win.

Just because of a little flattery.

It is not the posture of the willows, but also the grace of the willows.

is not weak and deceitful, but also from a bird.

She is clothed in her own clothes, and it is difficult to hide her charming bones.

She applied a little powder to herself, which was also amazing.

It's the charm and the look that are just right, it's the most moving: "Fang'er, you're here." ”

Almost, Fang Yin immediately pounced!

Almost forgetful!

It is the haunting dream, it is Fang Yin's favorite, and the loss of his voice is exactly one sentence, and he almost cries: "Mother!"

Everything is a floating cloud, and the closest is still a mother's kiss: "Hey!"

The next moment.

It should be, no second person saw it, and if there were, Daoist Fang would definitely kill it immediately: "Uh, cough! That, I ...... it."

Don't ask, how embarrassing Daoist Fang is, presumably the Dragon Sect Master will definitely laugh when he sees it: "Meow~~~"

There are two cats, a black cat and a white cat.

At this time, the tail was upside down, the hair all over his body exploded, and he stared at Daoist Fang with fierce eyes, as if he was facing a great enemy!

Fortunately, it is a cat, and it does not understand human language: "Woo !!"

Daoist Fang, take this opportunity to get rid of the embarrassing situation in one fell swoop: "Wangwang, Wang, Wang!"

Black cats are weird.

White cats are even stranger.

This is a humanoid turtle, very vicious and domineering!

And what is it talking about?

On Xingluo Island, there are no tigers or dogs, because there is a dragon Jiaojiao, and Long Jiaojiao cannot have any mistakes.

"You kid, are you really naughty, what are you doing with Niu Bo's turtle shell?" You Mei smiled, her eyes full of love: "Come, Fang'er, come to Aunt Mei and talk to Aunt Mei." ”

At this time, Daoist Fang had successfully scared off the black and white cats, and he was only afraid of You Mei like a snake and scorpion, and he didn't dare to look at her: "No, no, the villain is afraid of cats, uh, I'm afraid of ...... when I hit a child."

Fang Yin was very strange.

But I heard her say: "Don't be afraid, come here, this mother, Aunt Mei won't want you to scream in vain." ”

Daoist Fang hesitated for a long time, lowered his eyebrows and rubbed his eyes: "Be careful, the fox spirit is performing a charm technique, this is a charm technique!"

Self-righteousness, the way of the heart!

But how do you know, how can you be born: "Yes, Fang'er has grown up, she has grown so big, she has grown so tall, if Sister Wan'er sees it, how happy she should be in her heart, it's a pity, it's a pity......"

I didn't say anything for a while.

Fang Yin suddenly raised his head, and You Mei quietly burst into tears: "I said, you listen, don't speak." ”

It's half an hour again.

"Twenty-four years ago, I met your mother, Yin Wan'er, that is, Sister Wan'er. At that time, I was still laughing in the Baihua Building. Play the piano. Singing songs, with a little bit of his own posture, relying on the support of the old man in the Tibetan Sea, although he is in the dust, he can also live a dull life. Twenty-four years ago, twenty-four years ago, it was said that those were all things of the previous dynasty, the Lantern Festival. Viewing the lanterns, on that day I met Sister Wan'er, at that time, Sister Wan'er was a young lady from a big family, she came to the capital to play, and she was still waiting for the boudoir-"

The things of the previous dynasty, the old things, there was no Fang Yin at that time.

"Sister Wan'er is beautiful, dignified and intelligent, and has a good heart, and she does not dislike You Mei's lowly status. On that day, that night. At the inn, Sister Wan'er and I became sisters of the opposite sex. As the saying goes, brothers are concentric, sisters are connected, Sister Wan'er treats me better than my own sister, I called out Sister Wan'er, early the next morning, Sister Wan'er went to Baihualou to redeem for me. Speaking of redemption, Sister Wan'er didn't know that You Mei was a human being, but she was a free body, originally I wanted to make a joke with Wanwan-" Speaking of this, You Mei smiled again and turned into a fox spirit again: "But on that day, the day after Sister Wan'er and I met, the two of us sisters came to Baihualou and met your father for the first time, that is, Fang Huaizhong, General Fang. ”

Baihualou is a green building.

General Fang, what are you going to do?

"Xiao Fang Yin, guess what, what is your father going to do in Baihua Building?" Obviously, this is already a teasing, it is completely relying on the old and selling the old, bullying people to be young and ignorant: "Xiao Fang Yin, you are very smart, you should be able to guess." ”

"Going for a drink, of course. Xiao Fang Yin is really smart: "It's not to drink, is it going to war?"

"Yes, it's a war, just in front of Baihualou, your father fought a battle for me. ”

"Huh?" She was light and breezy and eloquent, as if she was idle and had nothing to do, but Daoist Fang was already shocked: "For you?"

"It's for me, it's for me, it's for me, it's not for Sister Wan'er. You Mei's eyes fluttered, and she smiled: "Wooden head, why do you say this?"

"You say, I listen. Wooden head, absolutely smart: "It's you who don't want me to speak, Aunt Mei." ”

"Okay, okay, I won't tease you, Aunt Mei said to you, the emperor of the previous dynasty was called Yuan Qian, that old guy, he was an old pervert, I heard that there was a You Mei in Baihualou, and he was going to be accepted into the harem as his concubine. Speaking of this, first, I am not rare, second, there is an old man, third, even if I die, I will not submit to him, wooden head, do you understand the meaning of submission?"

“......”

"Hee-hee~~ Jiaojiao said it very well, you are really a wooden head!" Speaking of this, the little daughter's posture was exhausted, and that smile was even more charming than back then: "Sister Wan'er, it is my lucky star, Yuan Qian'er is really unbearable to push Yu Lao left and right, on the night of the Lantern Festival, the holy driver came to Baihualou in person, guess what, it's not, stupid and wait all night, hahahaha!"

“......”

"He deserves his bad luck, wait until dawn, You Mei didn't wait, wait until a Fang general, ha! Wait for a Fang general!" A smile of a playful little woman, a smile of a domineering queen fan, a good family woman for a while, a fairy in the blink of an eye, foxes are fickle, a hundred dragons Jiaojiao can't catch up with her: "It's Yu Lao, Mr. Yu, I went to the General's Mansion overnight, please move General Fang, when the two of us sisters went to Baihualou, there was a sea of people in front of Baihualou, and there were countless spectators, and we couldn't squeeze in——"

back then.

“...... At the time of the court discussion, the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty were waiting for the saint in the Yuanhe Palace, and the ministers asked the saint to return to the palace quickly, so as not to miss the military aircraft. ”

"General Fang, you don't have to worry about my affairs. ”

"The minister pleases again, the minister invites the saint to return to the palace!"

"Needless to say, I have my own opinions, you go back and inform the congregation, just say that today is ......"

"Shengshang! Beihu invades my territory, Xiliang takes my Liangzhou, I am worried about internal and external troubles, and I am bound to live and die, how can the Holy Lord indulge in wine and indulge in peace and happiness, and put thousands of Li people in my ......"

"Fang Huaizhong, do you know, what are you talking about? Do you know, what are you doing?"

"Long live Lord, what I'm saying is that my father is dying for you on the battlefield, and my brother is shedding blood for you on the battlefield, but you don't care about it, you only know how to spend time drinking, and you are bullying men and women, all of which are running into the Qinglou......"

"Someone!

"Yuan Qian, you know this sword!"

At this time.

"Come on, come on, behead him!behead him!" You Mei leaned forward and back, and chuckled: "Yuan Qian shouted like this, he was already mad at that time, and he opened the forbidden army of the imperial city in all directions, and he was a master of the Great Interior, no one dared to move, no one dared to move, no one was there!" Old General Fang, back then, was definitely more powerful than the Taoist priest, and he was even more majestic: "Your father went up and kicked him over, pointed at his nose and scolded, saying that you are a faint gentleman, Lao Tzu politely said to you that you don't listen, you have to force Lao Tzu to turn his face with you, you call another one?" Let's try another one, see who beheads whom, believe it or not, I'll cut off your dog's head with a sword!"

"Hahahahaha!" This is called, Lao Tzu is a hero, Fang Yin heard it with enthusiasm: "Happy! Happy! That's right! Worthy of my father!Hahahahahahaha!"

That's not the point.

Here's the point.

"Since that time, Lao Yuanqian has been sick, he can't afford to be sick, and he doesn't know whether he is angry or frightened, within two years, he will die with a whimper, and in that year, that is, the first year of Longjing, Sister Wan'er is pregnant with you-"

You Mei is definitely a master of storytelling, a hundred times stronger than the wooden head: "Wooden head ~~ Wooden head ~~"

No, just after talking about the key point, Guan Zi sold it again: "Wood-head-brain-bag――――――――――――"

It's a pity that Long Jiaojiao woke up.

"Wooden head, I've called you, you go, come back, I'll tell you when I come back. "This is not You Mei, this is Long Jiaojiao:" Let me tell you again, Sister Wan'er, and Brother Huaizhong's, the love story." ”

“......”

This voice is definitely not in vain!(To be continued......)