On a certain day, in a certain university cafeteria.

"On that day, the Blood Demon Sect elder Blood Thousand Kills and abducted hundreds of people in the Black Mist Mountain Range, and wanted blood sacrifice for seven seven and forty-nine days, refining ten thousand ghosts and weeping a thousand evil soul flags. When the old man traveled around the world, he happened to hear about this, and he made a decisive move, and the battle with the devil was dark, the sun and the moon were dark. Later, when the guy saw that he was invincible, he did not hesitate to smash his Yuan Ying to cast the Demon Gate Secret Technique to descend to the god level**, and was willing to surrender to the realm in exchange for the blessing of the supreme true demon in the underworld. At the critical moment, the old man's Qingluan Sword Technique, which had been stagnant for many years, broke through to the seventh layer in an instant, and then killed Feng Wuluan Qing before his secret technique was completed, eliminating a harm for the righteous people!" In the long queue in front of the window of the school cafeteria, a tall boy wearing a limited-edition and out-of-print cool T-shirt of King Adi foamed at the mouth and said excitedly.

"Han Dao's long cultivation is the world's mastery, and his mana is mysterious, which is really the luck of the righteous path in the world and the people of Li. A short, slightly handsome boy next to him complimented him politely.

"Of course! The old man will eliminate harm for the people, support the right path, and the heavens will bless his luck in the dark. In other words, this Qingluan sword technique is not only in my Qingluan Valley, but also in the entire three thousand sects of the Great Shun Dynasty. The old man and the little friend have a lot of karma, if the little friend is willing to apprentice now, the old man will definitely teach this Qingluan sword trick!"

The tall boys began to persuade the shorter boys to worship him as a teacher. This is the first time I don't know how many times. The latter replied as before: "The Taoist chief has a heart. But helplessly, Xiaosheng has not yet seen through this red world, and he is in love, I am afraid that it will be difficult to be fresh and desired. ”

The tall boy sighed: "It's not to blame Xiaoyou. The avenue is slim, although the old man is a monk in the infancy of the Yuan Dynasty and relies on the sect to rely on one side of the vertical and horizontal, but he is still far from enlightenment. But the red dust is illusory. The world is big, and only the Tao is true. Could it be that Xiaoyou is willing to fall into the mortal dust for the rest of his life and have no chance with the Great Dao?"

The short boy looked at the more and more strange sights shooting around, and decisively interrupted the topic: "Han Zongxian, you read the Xianxia novel for another night yesterday." ”

"yes. It seems that the people of your world also know some things about our cultivation realm, but most of them are a bit outrageous and make up too many things. ”

"So, please distinguish between fiction and reality, don't keep thinking of yourself as some kind of infant monk, and don't keep saying that you have crossed over. Child, there must be a bottom line in Secondary 2. The short boy spoke earnestly and enlightened him.

Han Zongxian snorted angrily: "The old man is the elder of Qingluan Valley, how can he deceive ordinary people like you! What's more, the old man has also sworn to you, what do you want the old man to do! The old man sees that you have the qualifications to cultivate immortals, and wants to mention you one or two, this is the fate of your cultivation for several lifetimes, you actually ...... it"

At this time, the short boy finally lined up at the window to buy food, decisively ignored someone chattering behind him, and ordered a vegetarian, two meat and three meals. Han Zongxian also gave up arguing in front of the food, and only ordered a vegetarian dish and two taels of rice. According to what he said before, as a Yuan Infant Stage cultivator, he had already been in the valley for many years, and now his mana was greatly damaged, so he had to eat these "food full of mundane atmosphere".

However, just happily took a bite of the signature century-old secret legend in the canteen, which is known for its tender, juicy, smooth and delicious pork cutlet, and the two of them heard the two girls behind them talking in a whisper:

"Eh, look at it, that's a pair of good engine oils that are famous in our college!"

"Wow, really? I heard they were in their dorm room on their first day of school...... This and that, bumped into by the counselor?"

"Now the base is friendly and open, but that tall boy is quite handsome, and he has a little muscle, so he must be attacking. ”

"Hmm. That short man is quite delicate, and his skin is better than ours, which is really a natural little ......."

The short boy is depressed in his heart, and the new college students with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics, and labor in the 21st century have been labeled as "" just three days after the start of school, which is really sad and tearful.

As for the matter, it started 3 days ago.

The short boy is named Wu Daoan, and he is also the male protagonist of this article, after experiencing the college entrance examination and spending a relaxing summer vacation at home, he excitedly came to Zhongjing Engineering University 1000 kilometers away with a bunch of luggage, and was busy for a while to complete all the relevant procedures for admission, and came to the dormitory with the key.

There is already a person in the bedroom, tall, about 1.8 meters old, the body is thin but quite strong, the muscle lines on the half of the arms exposed outside the short sleeves are obvious, it is estimated that he exercises often, the lines on his face are like knives and axes chiseled out, the edges and corners are clear, with some clear and sharp eyes, but a typical handsome guy.

It is said that because Wu Daoan has always been short and thin, he is somewhat envious of this kind of sunny handsome guy, so he took the initiative to greet him: "Hello, my name is Wu Daoan, from Shangjing." ”

"A gentleman has no food to eat, no place to live, is sensitive to things and cautious in words, he has the right way and righteousness, and he can be said to be studious. The tall boy directly said the origin of his name, which made Wu Daoan a little surprised and admired. Then, the tall boy hugged his fists and saluted: "Old man...... My name is Han Zongxian, a native of Zhongjing City, and I am fortunate to meet Taoist friends. ”

In short, Han Zongxian's first impression is that he is a handsome guy with a bit of literary crepe. But then, suddenly, as if he had discovered something in Wu Daoan, a pair of eyes stared at him fiercely, and looked at him from top to bottom several times.

"Do I have anything on me?" Wu Daoan asked very strangely.

Han Zongxian didn't answer, but walked over directly, grabbed his arm with a pair of big hands, pinched it carefully like picking an orange on a stall, and then began to continue to detour behind and touch his back.

Wu Daoan was angry at the time, and pushed him away: "What are you doing!"

As a result, because his strength was too small and Han Zongxian's body was tall and strong, he was pushed to the ground by the reaction force. When Han Zongxian saw him fall to the ground, not only did he not help him, but pounced on him, lifted his T-shirt and touched his stomach......

At this moment, the door of the dormitory was pushed open from the outside, and the counselor, the head teacher, and another roommate in this dormitory looked at Wu Daoan, who was lying on the floor with a flushed (tired while struggling) T-shirt being lifted, and Han Zongxian, who pressed against him with green eyes and continued to "caressing".

Originally, the counselor came this time to remind the new students from dormitory to dormitory, not to be deceived by those pretending to be seniors selling things in the name of work-study. These "seniors" are very fast, and the freshmen have just arrived at the university and have poor awareness of prevention, and often when the class meeting talks about these things, many students have already paid for it. Therefore, this year's counselors and class teachers visited each dormitory on the first day of school to explain, so as to save students from being fooled. But when they saw the scene just now, the purpose of the visit changed.

"Students, college is an important period for establishing a correct outlook on life and values...... counselor began to enlighten them seriously. Wu Daoan is so depressed, he really wants to find a crack in the ground to get into. It's Han Zongxian's picture of Lao Tzu's biggest look, how do you love it, and he actually looked at his phone over there.

Of course, the counselor was angry: "Han Zongxian, do you know how to respect the teacher!" Han Zongxian snorted coldly: "Even mortals dare to point fingers at the old man." If the old man is still cultivating, he will definitely punish you to do 10 years of miscellaneous labor in the bathroom. ”

The counselor has never seen such an arrogant student, and he will immediately remember him. The head teacher later persuaded again, and the matter was closed. However, Wu Daoan had already concluded in his heart that Han Zongxian was a terminal patient with secondary and second diseases. But what gave him more headache was that the relationship between him and Han Zongxian had been widely circulated in the academy, especially among the girls, and it was getting more and more outrageous.

Time comes back to the present. The girls at the table behind the two of them are still tirelessly talking about the deeds of our male protagonist and Han Zongxian with great interest.

"I heard that when the counselor reprimanded them at that time, the attack didn't care at all, and said that they had been in love for 10 years!"

"Wow! But that attack is so handsome, it's a pity to get a base. ”

"What's this? The more handsome guys are engaged in the base, the better it looks. ”

"Uh-huh. By the way, did you say that the chrysanthemum has been ......?"

“...... Eighty percent of it......"

Wu Daoan finally couldn't listen to it anymore. He yelled at Han Zongxian: "It's all your fault! My colorful college life has been ruined by you! How can you let me find a girlfriend in the future! I will return the harem of my dreams!"

Han Zongxian still had an expression of caring about my birds: "This group of mortals doesn't even understand a simple bone-breaking qualification. What's more, the immortal cultivators of our generation are dedicated to the Tao, just to become immortals, and the secular rituals are not added to the body. When you are successful in cultivation, every word you say is a rule and a ritual. As for the queen palace...... It's normal for a Demon Dao monk to have a few thousand concubines. Even if my old husband is an elder of the Righteous Dao Sect and does not practice the evil art of collecting yin and supplementing yang, there are still a few female monks in the Jindan period around him who serve from time to time. As long as you worship the old man as a teacher......"

Wu Daoan hurriedly made an internationally accepted STOP gesture. I pondered in my heart: This guy never leaves his profession in three sentences, and always asks me to apprentice, I don't know what his intentions are. Probably a person who is bored in the second and must pull a cushion back?

After lunch, Wu Daoan went back to the dormitory for a while, and then went to the afternoon class with Han Zongxian. Along the way, Han Zongxian took another bite of "old man", and Wu Daoan listened listlessly, and from time to time he made interjections such as "oh", "um" and "ah", indicating that he was listening.

When he arrived in class, Wu Daoan was bored lying on the table and shaking the micro-message, expecting to get a response from the enthusiastic senior sister. Han Zongxian is still using his mobile phone to read all kinds of Xianxia novels. In other words, he is really an avid book lover, and all the time except eating, sleeping and chatting is reading novels.

At this time, the teacher in the class seemed to notice that the students below were a little lacking in spirit and decided to have a pleasant interaction. He wrote a question on the blackboard and said in a seductive voice, "Can any student answer this question?" I will give him five points for the midterm exam. ”

Although the rewards were attractive, no one responded to them for half a day. The teacher reluctantly opened the roll call book and called a few people, most of whom had innocent and blank expressions, as if they had heard for the first time that a rooster could lay eggs. Wu Daoan was also a little nervous in his heart, after all, his current mind was all on the senior sister who had just been shaken by the letter, how could he listen to the class. It's always a bit embarrassing to be named and not be able to answer. Fortunately, the teacher next named Han Zongxian. I saw Han Zongxian walk to the blackboard with an expressionless face, give the answer to the question in a few clean steps, and then turn around and go down, hiding his merit and fame. The teacher was also shocked, but he didn't expect this student who looked at his mobile phone in class all day to neatly solve this not simple question, and hurriedly praised a few words.

Wu Daoan was also puzzled. This guy has been with him all the time since the start of school, except for the day he got the textbook, he has never read the textbook, except for reading novels on his mobile phone or reading novels on his mobile phone, this can actually solve the problem? He suddenly blessed his soul, and asked Han Zongxian in a low voice: "Hey, can you never forget everything?"

As a result, Han Zongxian looked at him like an idiot: "Of course, the monks of the Jindan stage can never forget the exercises they have read, not to mention the cultivation of the old man in his infancy?"

Wu Daoan ignored the second half of his words, and said excitedly: "It turns out that you are a prodigy, I really didn't see it! You will be next to me in the future exams, and I will invite you to dinner when it is over." ”

As a result, Han Zongxian replied to him very thunderously: "Why did the old man take the exam?"

Wu Daoan was stunned for a long time, and then asked, "Don't you want to graduate?"

"What's the use of graduating?Can it increase the old man's cultivation?Can it help the old man return to the original plane?" Han Zongxian's way of thinking maintained the same esoteric and incomprehensible state as the three-body problem.

Wu Daoan had no choice but to give up arguing with him. Whatever you discuss with him, he will talk about cultivating immortals. In the past few days, Han Zongxian has told him many times, saying that he is a Yuan Infant Stage monk from a certain cultivation plane, an elder of a faction, and tens of thousands of disciples. Because of the competition for a treasure with several monks of other sects, the body was beaten into mud by others, and Yuan Ying was also seriously injured, so he could only escape into the spatial crack at the moment of crisis, and then tossed all the way to the earth, taking away a seriously ill body. The name of the original owner of this body is called Han Zongxian.

Thinking of this, Wu Daoan snorted coldly and said secretly: Who believes such an old-fashioned novel plot? Bullies don't understand science, how can this kind of thing happen in reality. Every few years, someone claims to have traveled from the past or the future to the present, but it turns out to be a lie. As for traveling from other planes, hehe, it's still unknown whether there will be parallel universes. His life trajectory has always been very stable, but he doesn't believe in anything strange and chaotic.