When the two returned to the dormitory after dinner, it was already dark. Wu Daoan turned on the computer and was pleased to find that Sister Long Ze's new film had been downloaded. He happily unbuckled his trousers and prepared to stroke comfortably.

Han Zongxian didn't know when he also ran behind him to look at it together, and sighed: "The computer is really a magical thing, and the old man still can't penetrate all the structures in it. In other words, although your plane is thin and difficult to give birth to powerful monks, you have found another way to take the path of mechanical civilization. If you have enough nuclear warheads, you can completely kill ordinary infancy monks. If you don't cultivate to the god transformation stage, you really can't walk sideways in your world. ”

Wu Daoan resolutely did nothing to do with him and continued his great cause of masturbation. But Han Zongxian seemed to be tired of reading books, and began to nag in his ear: "But although the hydrogen bomb is hugely powerful, the range is too large and difficult to control." The attacks of our Yuan Infant Monks are completely free, and they can kill a fly thousands of miles away with a single thought, which is something that your human beings cannot do with their current level of technology. Besides, no matter how advanced technology you are, you humans are still outside the body after all, and they can't help you break through the 150-year lifespan limit. My generation of monks is cultivating their own bodies, and if the old man recovers his cultivation, it will not be a problem to live for another 200 years. ”

"Speaking of which, isn't it just for me to apprentice, silently chattering. Wu Daoan was a little annoyed and interrupted his tirade.

Han Zongxian snorted coldly: "There were countless monks who were willing to worship under the old man's door back then, and it was your great immortal fate that you could have this opportunity, and it was up to you whether you could seize it or not." ”

Wu Daoan no longer paid attention to him. This guy is hopeless, he fantasizes that he is a Yuan Infant Monk, but he can't release a spell, and he also said that after taking away, his vitality is greatly damaged, his meridians are blocked, and he can't use his mana, so he should really find Professor Tao to enlighten him.

Seeing that his persuasion was repeatedly ineffective, Han Zongxian was a little anxious, and said: "The old man's body is occluded, and only a monk in the foundation building period can help the old man get through the blocked meridians and then practice. Of course, the old man will also have a good reward afterwards. ”

Wu Daoan glanced at him disdainfully: "Why don't you find a girl and tell her that you are cultivating the Yin and Yang Harmony Divine Skill, and you urgently need her to double cultivate." ”

I saw Han Zongxian gritting his teeth and stomping his feet for a while, as if he had made a lot of determination, and carefully took out a dark green bead with a strange smell from his crotch. The beads are about the size of a fingernail, a bit like the marbles I played with when I was a child, and typically belong to the items in the "clearance sale for 2 yuan and 2 yuan, you can't buy it, and you can't buy it at a loss, 2 yuan, you can't be fooled". He carefully put the bead in front of Wu Daoan's eyes, and said, "Back then, the old man Yuanying escaped into the spatial crack, and then drifted in the plane passage, and the original magic weapon was naturally gone. But the old man accidentally picked it up while drifting, and took it all the way to this plane with Yuan Ying. Items that can flow in the dimensional passages must be extraordinary. Look inside the beads. ”

Wu Daoan looked at the bead confidently. "Well, glass products, 2 yuan can't be more, the identification is complete. With that, he threw the beads back to him.

At this time, Han Zongxian was anxious, fixed his chin with one hand, hovered 30 centimeters in front of him with a bead in the other, and said continuously: "Look inside the bead, is there a palace? The palace is still emitting bursts of purple qi? There are still some spirit beast activities outside the palace?"

"Look at your sister!" Wu Daoan was enraged by his vulgar behavior, and wanted to break free of Han Zongxian's hand that was holding his jaw in place. As a result, Han Zongxian's strength was amazing, and his head couldn't move. During the struggle, the sound of the keyhole turning outside the door was heard, apparently a roommate had returned. If this scene is seen, the "basic feelings" of the two will have to be added with an ironclad evidence. Wu Daoan began to struggle violently, and the chair he sat in in the school that had been ravaged by several classes of students actually broke a leg, and he lost his center of gravity and fell backwards, and subconsciously grabbed Han Zongxian's right hand holding the beads in Wu Daoan's mouth. The latter lay on the ground on his back with his face facing the sky, and Han Zongxian's sturdy body then pressed heavily on it. Wu Daoan's body was in severe pain, and he subconsciously screamed, and the beads took the opportunity of the loose throat to slip straight into his stomach.

Han Zongxian's expression suddenly became distorted, and a bear hugged him, and roared while contracting his arms vigorously: "Spit it out!"

As soon as Zhou Zhou Fei opened the door, he saw two men hugging each other affectionately, and couldn't help but think in his heart: "The current friends are too open, and they are so passionate in broad daylight, should I apply for a change of bedroom?" Then he took his things and left quickly, looking very knowledgeable.

Wu Daoan felt that if he was strangled like this, he had to spit out all his dinner, so he could only admit it: "Let it go." It's useless for you to do this, you have to go to the hospital to take it out. ”

Han Zongxian was stunned for a moment, then hurriedly grabbed him and ran to the school hospital.

Because it was night, I had to hang out for the emergency room. When the emergency doctor heard what had happened, he smiled and said, "This classmate, please rest assured, the brilliance on the surface of the glass beads will not damage the mucosa of the gastrointestinal tract, and it can be completely excreted through gastrointestinal peristalsis." Depending on the size of the glass beads you described, they should be excreted within 24 hours. ”

Han Zongxian was obviously much more nervous about this matter than Wu Daoan, and he repeatedly confirmed with the doctor before leaving. On the way back, he repeatedly emphasized that this bead must be an important magic weapon, and he must return it to Wu Daoan after pulling it out. Wu Dao was angry in his heart and refused. Who is okay to go through their own **. Han Zongxian glanced at him silently, followed him closely, and didn't say much.

Three days later, Wu Daoan finally understood the meaning of the word "inseparable".

No matter where he goes, Han Zongxian will stick to him silently. He went out, and Han Zongxian followed closely within 1 meter behind him. He was in class, and Han Zongxian sat next to him. He went to the toilet to urinate, and Han Zongxian stood silently beside him. Especially when he was about to poop, Han Zongxian actually went into the cubicle with him. Wu Daoan couldn't bear it anymore, and dragged Han Zongxian to the school hospital to take a film for himself, planning to do gastric lavage rather than be pestered like this again. But the results of the X-ray surprised the two: Wu Daoan had no foreign body in his stomach at all.

Han Zongxian was anxious: "How can this be." This bead is clearly a strange treasure, it belongs to the old man's great creation, why did it disappear like this...... Could it be ......" Then he stared at Wu Daoan strangely. The latter was stared at a little hairy, and said, "Isn't it just a glass bead, as for it?"

Han Zongxian snorted coldly and ignored him.

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In the blink of an eye, it's been almost a month since school started.

There is nothing big in this month, that is, the classmates are beginning to get acquainted with each other, Wu Daoan is an introverted and homeless person, watching the boys in the class start to mingle, and he doesn't plan to take the initiative to join in, he still goes to class with Han Zongxian every day, and stays in the dormitory to watch movies or play games with a notebook when there is no class.

There was another incident in the past month, Wu Daoan didn't tell anyone: every night between 7 o'clock and 11 o'clock, there is always a breath of qi in his body wandering around, a bit like the feeling of the gallbladder when running a fork, but I haven't heard that the flatulence of the gallbladder can move around, and it doesn't feel uncomfortable, but when this gas disappears at 11 o'clock in the evening, there is a feeling of fluttering in the body.

In addition, when this qi travels all over his body, he is always very prone to sweating. Although the temperature in Zhongnan City is often above 30 degrees Celsius in September, I didn't feel that hot when school first started. Fortunately, there is a bathroom in the dormitory building, and it is very convenient to take a cold shower in such a hot day, and there is nothing inconvenient to wash and sleep. He went to the school hospital at the beginning, and after a check-up, he had no problems with his body, and the doctor only prescribed some common anti-inflammatory drugs. After that, he didn't care much about it.

The "Eleventh" festival celebrated by the whole country is coming. Of course, the students who live locally have gone home, such as Han Zongxian, and some other students from other places have gone on trips together, such as Wu Daoan's other two roommates. Wu Dao'an's home is 1,000 kilometers away from Zhongjing City, and he is not a wealthy family, so he naturally will not fly back in these seven days. And he didn't make any other friends in college except for Han Zongxian, and he didn't go out with him, so he simply stayed in the dormitory for 7 days of vacation, just rushing up the level of a new online game account.

In the blink of an eye, on October 6th, Wu Daoan opened his sleepy eyes in the bright sun at noon, and went to the bathroom at the end of the corridor to brush his teeth and wash his face. When he washed his face, he looked in the large mirror in the bathroom, and found that his complexion was a lot whiter during this time, and his face seemed to be a little rounder, but a bit like the neutral handsome guy who is popular now. He couldn't help but start YY, is he going to develop into a handsome guy again?

While thinking about various things, he went back to his dormitory, opened a bowl of instant noodles, turned on the computer, and began his journey to the level.

Before you know it, it's dark again. Wu Daoan routinely called to return to the pot to pour rice on the meat bowl to comfort himself for the hard work of the day. After eating takeout, soon it was 7 o'clock in the evening, and it was time for the news series of the whole country to be happy and laughing, full of Shenzhou shooting explosions, and the United States, Japan and Europe.

However, for Wu, it means that the strange qi in his body appears at the navel again, and then begins to move around his whole body as usual. He got used to these all this time, ignored them, and continued to fight bosses with his teammates.

But today's breath seems to be a little different from usual, the circulation is very fast, and the lower abdomen begins to hurt a little, then it hurts, and then it hurts, and then it hurts, and he can't hold the mouse and rolls on the ground in a cold sweat. He wanted to call 120 with his mobile phone, but he found that the mobile phone had been useless for many days, and it was turned off when the battery ran out. I wanted to stand up and go to the hospital, but my calf didn't listen to me at all, and I tried to sit on the ground several times. I wanted to shout for help, but I found that my vocal cords were hoarse and my pronunciation was difficult.

He thought bitterly in his heart: "Could it be that I have just ushered in my happy college life and am about to return to the sky?" Alas, father and sister, I must burn a few paper girls for me after I die to help me break the underworld...... Well, there is also a follow-up new film of Sister Long Ze, and ......"

Just when he was helpless, he remembered the sound of the key opening the door outside the door, and it was Han Zongxian who came in.

Wu Daoan finally saw the savior, and let out a hoarse voice with difficulty: "Hurry up...... Ambulance ......" As a result, Han squatted in front of the body that fell to the ground as if he hadn't heard it, his eyes flowing with strange colors, and he said to himself: "Sure enough...... I see...... It turned out to be ......"

Wu Daoan was a little anxious, and the pain in his lower abdomen had already made him a little confused. Han Zongxian carefully touched his whole body with a pair of big hands, and said in a low voice: "If you want to live, do as the old man says." If you don't believe in the old man, the old man will say goodbye, and you will die and live by heaven. ”

Where can Wu Daoan refuse, nodding vigorously.

"Close your eyes and feel the true qi of the dantian...... True Qi is the flow of air that used to circulate in your body every day, and you should be familiar with it...... You've felt it? And then imagine it's your sibling and try to manipulate it with your brain. Well, the pain has eased a bit?...... Induce qi into the body, circle the big week three times, and the small week seven times. Zhou Tian's position, I will point it to you, and run the true qi according to the position of my finger...... Well, that's good, then ......"

Wu Daoan acted according to Han Zongxian's teachings, and sure enough, the pain gradually eased. In the end, he only felt that something seemed to be unblocked in his lower abdomen, and a faint white air mass was suspended in a pitch-black space.

"The Dantian Purple Mansion has been successfully opened up, the sea of qi has condensed, and you can be regarded as officially stepping into the road of cultivating immortals. Han Zongxian's voice came in his ears.