【Chapter 11】The professor is angry

"You can stop me in moderation, okay?" Li Xiaochen was wrapped around Jiang Qinqin's arm again, and he didn't know what expression to use to express his helplessness at the moment.

"I know you did this to me on purpose. I like your way of doing it though. It's okay to be rough with me again. Jiang Qinqin held Li Xiaochen tightly and never let go.

Li Xiaochen wanted to scold her, but laughed inexplicably: "Enough." I'm not the type of girl you like. You'd better give up. ”

"Why?" Jiang Qinqin's eyes widened, "What do you dislike about me? ”

Li Xiaochen coughed twice seriously: "Well, first of all, I don't like you to be so active." Let it go first. ”

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Qinqin immediately relieved him: "What else?"

Seeing this trick, Li Xiaochen came to push the boat, aimed at her body, and said, "Below the G cup, I never treat them as women." ”

Zhu Lingsha, who was beside her, sneered and thought: Aren't there few women in the world?

Jiang Qinqin said a little anxiously: "I, I can go to breast enlargement!"

"I like natural. ”

"Then I can use the Natural Breast Enlargement Method. ”

"Ah, I suddenly don't like big breasts anymore. I like beautiful women with long legs and tall legs. ”

"I can go and get taller. ”

"Oops, I think I still have feelings for a woman with the surname Jiang. ”

"I'm going to change my surname. ”

"I like the one with eighty-seven toes. ”

Xiaosha couldn't help but smile again. With so many feet, is it a centipede?

Jiang Qinqin was determined to fight a tough battle: "I can go for surgery and try to transplant sixty-seven toes to the instep of my foot." ”

"I also like people who have a prominent Adam's apple, a bushy beard, and thick leg hair. ”

"I, I...... I try to move in that direction as much as I can. Jiang Qinqin, whose ears were red, gasped rapidly, and it was a little difficult to accept this monster image.

Li Xiaochen couldn't hold back a laugh and said, "There should be more chest hair, but no hair on the buttocks." He has a hideous face and likes to eat peaches and bananas...... If you have one more tail, it will be even better. ”

"Why don't you just go find a monkey!" Jiang Qinqin stomped her foot hatefully, a little unable to hold on.

"Hahaha......" Li Xiaochen, who couldn't hold back anymore, leaned back and almost fell to the ground.

Zhu Lingsha also laughed out loud. But seeing Jiang Qinqin's red face and red ears, she was embarrassed, she covered her mouth again, and didn't dare to laugh blatantly.

But there was a smile on his face.

Jiang Qinqin was so buried that she couldn't get off the stage, and said angrily: "You are a handsome guy, don't have such a heavy taste, okay?"

"Ouch, no, I'm going to have a cramp from laughing. Xiaosha, help me, ouch, hahaha......" Li Xiaochen laughed to death, and with Xiaosha's support, he stumbled into the teaching building.

Jiang Qinqin wanted to retreat and left. But just leaving, isn't it the same as admitting failure?

finally begged my father to invite Li Xiaochen to be his teacher, where can I just forget it?

Jiang Qinqin had no choice but to follow him cheekily and silently.

Li Xiaochen didn't care about her feelings, found the classroom where the class was held, and according to international practice, picked the last row to sit down.

Before his ass was hot, Tang Yao, who was holding a book, also entered the classroom.

"You're not shallow, hugging left and right. Tang Yao wanted to sit down next to Li Xiaochen, but found that Zhu Lingsha and Jiang Qinqin had already sat on the left and right.

Li Xiaochen spread his hands, pretending to be helpless: "No way." The two of them had to follow me. How can a mortal body hide the charm of my ladykiller?"

"Phew, you stink. Tang Yao scolded with a smile, and could only sit in the front row closest to Li Xiaochen.

Although Jiang Qinqin is only a freshman student, she also knows the heroine Tang Yao, who was rumored to be indecent in the school a while ago.

Last time she wanted to jump off the building, she also saw the president of the beautiful student union who dissuaded her.

Therefore, Jiang Qinqin is no stranger to Tang Yao. It's just that Li Xiaochen's attitude towards Tang Yao is much better than that towards her.

This also made Jiang Qinqin's heart extremely unbalanced. It seems that the rumor that he has a leg with Tang Yao is true.

Unconvinced, she took out a copy of the "Three Character Classic", turned to the text page, and asked Li Xiaochen: "Teacher, I don't understand this sentence. It is said that at the beginning of man, nature is good. But Xunzi said that at the beginning of human beings, nature is evil. Which one is right?"

Li Xiaochen promised Mayor Jiang that he would teach his baby daughter well.

With this opportunity, he casually said: "I know that many schools will start debates on these two arguments. Actually, there is no need to argue at all. The Three Character Sutra is right. Xunzi is not wrong. ”

Jiang Qinqin asked disapprehantly, "How is it possible?" Do you mean to say that human nature has both good and evil?"

Li Xiaochen explained: "At the beginning of human beings, nature is good. 'Sex' here refers to nature. 'Good' is not the good of good and evil, but the 'good' of non-good and non-evil, understand?"

Jiang Qinqin shook her head blankly, not knowing what to do.

Tang Yao turned around curiously and asked as if verifying: "What is separated from good and evil is 'good', right?"

Li Xiaochen gave a thumbs up and praised: "The IQ is quite high. That's what I mean. If there is neither good nor evil, it is good. This is also the meaning of 'at the beginning of man, nature is good'. ”

After receiving the praise, Tang Yao smiled at Li Xiaochen and looked forward to him going on.

"The Three Character Sutra says that there is no good or evil in human nature. The 'sex' mentioned by Xunzi refers to the 'habits' of people. Habits are bad. These two statements do not conflict. Therefore, the practitioner should erase the habit and restore the original true nature of being free from good and evil. ”

"You're quibbling at all. Xunzi didn't mean that. Jiang Qinqin was intent on picking out the words.

Li Xiaochen laughed and said, "Why do you say that Xunzi's words are not what I explained?"

"I ...... It's not what you say it is, anyway. ”

Li Xiaochen asked in a different way: "There are no absolute bad people in this world. Do you agree?"

"Well, yes. ”

Li Xiaochen said with a smile: "Isn't that enough? If human nature is really evil, there should be outright bad people." ”

"Then how do you prove that habits are not innate?" Jiang Qinqin did not ask, but from a cold female voice.

Li Xiaochen turned his head to look, but it was Qin Yufei who had not seen him for many days.

Today, she is still pretty and elegant, as cold and quiet as in the past. If anything, she's thinner than before.

The recognized No. 1 beauty in the university town of Yinluo City suddenly attracted the sideways glances of countless boys.

Not only boys, but even girls like Jiang Qinqin and Xiaosha are also envious of her amazing appearance.

Qin Yufei walked up to Tang Yao and sat down, and threw out the question again: "Where did the habit come from?"

Although he has been taught her beauty many times, when he suddenly sees this iceberg beauty, Li Xiaochen still has a feeling of heartbeat.

And now her beautiful eyes were staring at her intently. Li Xiaochen felt his heart beat faster.

It was something he had never felt before. Could it be that Melzak's damn improved version of the love spell has worked?

Li Xiaochen slowed down his heart and said, "Human nature is like a Muni jewel. Habits are like dust from the outside world. From the beginningless eons to today, we have experienced countless cycles of life and death. A Muni orb has also been covered with dust with the passage of time. ”

Qin Yufei nodded approvingly, took a pen and paper, wrote down a few lines, and put it in front of Li Xiaochen's desk: "Try to look at each other." ”

Curiosity was aroused, and they all leaned over to see what was written on the paper.

Li Xiaochen took a closer look and saw that it was written:

Ming Dynasty Summer Palace,

The clear sky pipa recalls the falling geese.

Jun Yan plugged the piano and broke off,

I didn't see Zhao Junjing back and forth.

Searching all over the beard to find the green mound,

I healed myself with a thousand tears.

"Wow! Good poems, good poems, talented women!" After Li Xiaochen finished reading it, he applauded to express his admiration.

Tang Yao couldn't help but praise: "Yufei, everyone is beautiful, wave your hand into a poem!"

Zhu Lingsha expressed her inner fluctuations with envious eyes.

Only Jiang Qinqin was unhappy. She didn't expect that Li Xiaochen would have more beautiful women than herself.

I heard that at the school's food festival last time, Qin Yufei, who was named the goddess of icebergs by everyone, also kissed Li Xiaochen in public.

This is the same as the rumors about him and Tang Yao, and it is also groundless!

Seeing that there were more and more beauties gathered around Li Xiaochen, Jiang Qinqin's heart became more and more sour.

"It's not poetry, it's a couple. Qin Yufei glanced at Li Xiaochen deeply, and put the pen on the table, "Every sentence can be correct." Would you like to give it a try?"

"Okay!" Li Xiaochen was interested, picked up the pen and wrote on it.

All the women watched with interest, unaware that it was time for class.

This class is an elective course called Understanding Buddhism.

While they were watching, the professors on the stage were spitting about the views and cognitions of various celebrities at the level of the flood and famine.

The professor's surname is Chen, and he is known for his passion. The lectures are full of talk, which often mobilizes the spirits of the students.

For teachers, it is your ability for students to pay attention.

Professor Chan has always been very satisfied with the attentive appearance of his students.

But today, here and now, there are a few fierce enemies he has never met in his life!

Almost everyone in the audience was listening attentively.

Li Xiaochen and others, who were sitting at the end, actually went against him!

What's even more unforgivable is that there are two girls who turned around and turned their backs to the podium, not knowing what to do.

No student has ever dared to give him such a faceless face, only the back of his head!

However, although Professor Chen was angry, he still adhered to his consistent principles, hoping to draw students' attention back to the class with his strong voice and passionate lectures.

So, he worked harder to teach this elective course.

Who knew that these people didn't have time to pay attention to him. Li Xiaochen added a sentence after each sentence, which became:

The Ming Dynasty is a summer palace in the world, and the moon is on the Guanghan Palace tonight.

The pipa in the clear sky recalls the falling geese, and the evening shines on the to mourn the sinking fish.

Jun Yan plugged the piano and the sound was broken, and I said that the beautiful soul in the river disappeared.

I didn't see Zhao Junjing back and forth, and I didn't hear Yi Guangjiao when I went to stay.

Search all over the Hu Ji to find the green mound, and find the Wu Palace.

I've healed myself with a thousand tears, and you've done your best to spread it.

"Idiot!" Tang Yao gave Li Xiaochen a burst of surprise, pointing to the last sentence to fill in, "The front is still so-so." Explain this last sentence to me! What do you mean by 'you have done your best to spread'? It's not neat at all! Isn't your 'sprinkle' the Chongqing dialect!"

Li Xiaochen innocently covered his head and defended: "To be precise, it is an authentic American-style Trump, okay!"

Tang Yao was angry and funny: "If you take it out separately, you can piece together a poem about Wang Zhaojun." I know you want to write Xi Shi, but this kind of rhyme is not at all in line with ancient style poetry! Especially the last sentence, it is an absolute failure!"

Seeing that Tang Yao had the intention of doing it again, Li Xiaochen hurriedly said, "I tried my best, but I couldn't think of it." The literary style is limited. You can't just rely on the last sentence to erase what I wrote earlier. ”

"It's called a rat poop that spoils a pot of porridge. I'm so by you excreting rat!"

Zhu Lingsha and Jiang Qinqin couldn't help but laugh at the conversation between the two of them like this.

Although Qin Yufei's jade face was cold, there was also a smile in her eyes.

She whispered to Li Xiaochen, "I think you're right. Take a closer look and you'll understand. ”

Li Xiaochen, who found his supporters in the scolding, looked at Qin Yufei with emotion, and almost shed tears.

"Or you know me. I'm a science student, is it easy to make pairs? I have to make poems, and I'm not Li Bai. Although they are all surnamed Li ......" Li Xiaochen flipped over and over the sentences on the paper and read them a few times, and was suddenly shocked!

The first word of these sentences written by myself is actually "I'm going to find you tonight"!

Was this an amazing coincidence or an accident?

Li Xiaochen looked at Qin Yufei with surprise on his face. The latter only gave him a look full of meaning.

He was even more surprised when he understood it: Qin Yufei was passing on a message to me in such an obscure way?

What the hell does she mean, teasing? Uh-huh, I'm such a handsome guy who can't sit still, should I respond?

But he didn't have a few drops of ink. After searching for a long time, where did you come up with anything elegant?

In the end, Li Xiaochen had no choice but to say to Qin Yufei: "I'll also give you a pair." ”

"Listen up. ”

Qin Yufei's education since childhood mostly follows the ancient teaching model.

In those days, there were no computers and televisions to play, and there was a shortage of materials. Therefore, talented and beautiful women have nothing to do, so they play word games, make pairs, and write poems.

In the ancient times of ritual and religious defense, men and women did not sit at the same age at the age of five.

Whether it is a beautiful lady or a small jasper, most of the girls who have read books and know how to read will use poetry to euphemistically express their feelings.

Or like one of the eight masters of the Tang and Song dynasties, Dongpo is as bold and free as the poetry is magnificent.

Or like Li Qingzhao, a female lyricist of the Song Dynasty, who was known as one of the four talented women in ancient times, was so graceful and delicate, and the meaning of the words was subtle.

Maybe the way of expression is different, but poetry and poetry have really become the best choice for the ancients to express their emotions and convey their inner thoughts.

Qin Yufei has been influenced by this aspect for a long time, so she played this game with Li Xiaochen.

Hearing him say that he wanted to make a pair, Qin Yufei, who had some attainments in this regard, was naturally secretly happy.

She looked at Li Xiaochen expectantly, wanting to hear what kind of absolutes the boy she had been looking for for a long time would say.

Li Xiaochen put away the note, so as not to be discovered by others, cleared his throat again, and pretended to say: "You just gave me six words." I'll give you a pair now. ”

Qin Yufei nodded slightly, thinking: What I hinted at you just now was "I'll go look for you tonight". What are you going to give me back?

"Listen up. I'm going to get you back—okay!"

"Okay?" Qin Yufei pursed her lips and chuckled, and said in her heart: What kind of pair is this?

At the same time, hearing a clang, Tang Yao fell from the stool to the ground.

She snorted and chirped and got up: "Meow a mick! What kind of pair is this! Li Xiaochen, the old lady's pure girlish heart has been played with by you again!"

However, just when the women were shocked, a loud shout came from the podium: "The students in the back, all turn me around!"