"Wu Zen, how?" the Peony Woman cocked her thumb and proudly looked at herself: "How?

Wuzen didn't know if she was looking for praise or scolding, so she nodded and said, "Yes." ”

"Hey—" The Peony Woman shook her head and sighed, but the corners of her eyes and eyebrows were full of joy: "Fool!

It's really a fool who has a fool's luck, and the monk Wuzen married the first beauty in the universe as his wife, and others would have been so happy that they couldn't find the north. Of course, Wuzen is not stupid, and none of the people present are stupid, everyone is just pushing the boat down the river, listening to the book, having to eat, drink and feast their eyes, why not? In fact, it is the peony girl who really can't find the north, and the peony girl is self-absorbed by herself in the mirror, and she can't hear any sound at all-

At this time, what I am talking about is: martial arts history, romantic affairs.

Everyone loved to listen to it, and they all listened to it with relish. For example, the Crane Gong Crane Po of Wanhe Valley had a four-cornered love with the Shangqing Sect Elder Mu Mother-in-law, such as the Dragon Zhenlong Sect Leader and the Shangqing Ye Daosu Dao Chief, who fought for the wind and was jealous to snatch a woman, and that woman is now the eldest wife of the Dragon Sect Master, for example, the Dinghai Monk of Nanshan Zen Buddhism was also very popular when he was young, and he was almost vulgar, if it weren't for the fact that the object of his infatuation was a nun who would rather die than return to the vulgar, now the two of them would have become a pair of grandchildren and grandchildren, and so on.

It's definitely all love stories, secret histories, and little-known allusions. And when everyone listened to the book and looked at the storyteller, their faces had changed to expressions such as admiration, love, admiration, and sacredness. This gentleman is really talented, has fierce materials, knows everything about astronomy and geography, and it seems that he knows any groundless gossip and lace news out of nothing, and it is more like seeing it with his own eyes-

"Bang!" woke up, I wanted to know what was going on, and listened to the next decomposition: "When you first arrive in your place, you can say a paragraph or two, and it is not a tribute." Since he is not good at learning and art, he only fights everyone for fun, everyone laughs, and laughs. As he spoke, he opened the folding fan and shook it slowly: "Say a thousand, say 10,000, but for a bite of food, hey! ”

The reward has its own, not to mention it.

In front of the first beauty in the universe, everyone is extraordinarily generous, and they have donated generously!

This time, the storyteller received countless amounts of money, a total of 182 coins of silver, and 1,888 copper plates!

This is a considerable amount of money, enough for Mr. Storyteller to eat and drink for a few months, but the human heart is not enough for a snake to swallow an elephant: "Hey-"

With a long sigh, Mr. frowned: "How much, not much!"

The officials were so shocked and angry that they opened their mouths one after another to accuse him, and their white eyes and evil words were added together, and the stars drowned him! But everyone didn't know that the storyteller also had a hard time, and he sighed again and said the reason: "You are kind enough to give rewards, but you are not going to come out to talk about the book for a living, but to scrape together enough money to buy that hard-to-find, theater ticket!"

Tickets! Tickets! Everyone screamed!

That one theater ticket is a ticket for the martial arts conference, and it is also an invitation to the longevity conference, which is a ticket that is hard to find and hard to buy! This martial arts conference will be held in two years before the Double Ninth Festival, and the ninth day of September is also the birthday day of the crane fairy in Wanhe Valley, when countless heroes and heroes of all major sects in the world will gather in one place, everyone wants to go to show their skills and become famous in one fell swoop, everyone wants to go to open their eyes to see the romance, it is conceivable that-

Whether it is a ticket or an invitation, it is a seat, a qualification to participate and see.

It is still more than two years away, but at this time, people who have a heart have already prepared, such as this storyteller.

Invitations, viewing tickets, a total of 10,000 tickets, will be distributed half a year before the birthday of the crane immortal. The sectarians such as the Puritanism and the Nanshan Zen sect are no more than ten. Small sects such as the Great Wind Gate and the Sea Sand Sect have only one or two. That's quite rare, there are a total of 1,000 birthday cards, and there are no seats, all of them are standing tickets. In addition, there are 9,000 tickets, called viewing tickets, which only allow you to watch from a distance, and they are for money. There are only 10,000 tickets, and the number of people is 10,000,000. The 1,000 birthday cards have a price and no market, and those who want to enter without a sect can only start with 9,000 tickets. Is it expensive? It's not expensive, a hundred taels of silver, it's not a lot of money, and there are people who can afford it. Is it difficult? It's hard! It's too hard! You know that the value of a ticket doesn't lie in the ticket itself.

That is, one hundred taels, and nine thousand taels is nine hundred thousand taels, which is a lot of money! Needless to say, the crane immortal Weng is taking the opportunity to make money. But there is no way, people all recognize that the heritage of more than 300 years of tradition and dozens of sessions, people in the martial arts only recognize this one martial arts conference, and the rest does not matter! And you spend this hundred taels of silver, three days and three nights, eat and drink well, there are songs and dances, swords and swords, countless heroes and beauties, and some are fun! You are worth the ticket price, and you are satisfied——

Therefore, nine thousand, one hundred taels of silver can not be bought.

In this way, the True Dragon Sect is an agent seller.

The tickets sold by the True Dragon Sect were 1,000 taels of silver.

Ninety-nine eighty-one, the money that the True Dragon Sect earned from it was eight million and one hundred thousand taels of silver.

Later, it was sold by countless scalpers, and the price was unaffordable for ordinary people.

For example, in the last session, the highest price for this one hundred taels of silver ticket was five thousand taels of silver.

is still the last session, and the priceless Shou Cambodia also set the highest transaction record: 5,000 taels of gold!

Crazy, really crazy!

But people recognize, recognize!

These allusions have nothing to do with martial arts competitions, but they are also talked about and never tired of talking.

Of course, at this time, everyone was shaking their heads and sighing, indicating that they couldn't help.

The storyteller sighed for a long time, but he also knew that he was hopeless, so he sat alone and poured his sorrows on the wine.

After a while, the officials dispersed in twos and threes, and the shopkeeper was busy cleaning up.

The peony girl is still dressing, sitting steadily and not moving.

The Zen monk was stunned and didn't know what he was thinking.

Yes, Uncle Tai said that Wu Zen should also go to that conference and come back with the first place.

Yes, yes, Wuzen also loves martial arts, Wuzen will go, but can Wuzen get the first place?

That's, it's impossible! The monk nodded heavily, deeply convinced.

At least, there is also an all-knowing and omnipotent Brother Fang Yin, who must not be able to compare with Zen!

"Little Master. Just thinking about it, the storyteller came over and said with a smile: "Little master, but, Nanshan Zen disciple?" Wuchan was taken aback and said in amazement: "Yes, yes!" The storyteller nodded, looked at it and smiled: "I look at the little master's heavenly court full of square circles, the bones are clear and full of energy, when he has been practicing martial arts since childhood, martial arts are absolutely extraordinary." Wuchan touched his head and looked left and right: "Heh, hehe." ”

"Huh?" Peony Woman listened and wondered: "You storyteller, can you also tell fortunes?"

"A little bit of it, a little bit of it. The storyteller smiled, and the cloud was light: "I will have a little meeting." ”

"Liar! scum!" "The peony woman also exposed the identity of the storyteller, gave a white eye to show disdain, and used it as an example to teach the Wuzen monk: "No Zen, the rivers and lakes are sinister, there are too many bad people, such as this liar-" Eight hundred and twenty-five words are omitted here: "You remember, but all liars are born like this, and you must be careful when you meet this kind of person in the future, remember!"

"Huh?" This is called playing the piano to the cow, and it is also in vain.

"Wu Zen!" is to mourn its misfortune and anger it, empty and annoyed but helpless: "Okay, storyteller, you can calculate it for me, if it is not good, hum!" The peony woman sneered, compared her hand, and slashed it: "You should know the result." Mr. Storyteller has a long body, a calm expression, and a masterful demeanor: "Let's give it a try, I don't know it." After that, his eyes burned and he looked at his complexion, closed his eyes, pinched his fingers back and forth, and muttered in his mouth that he couldn't distinguish his meaning—

Half a day.

The peony girl yawned long and said impatiently, "Hey, you're all over this, it's all a little pretending to be a god and a devil......

"Whew-" But seeing that the storyteller breathed a sigh of relief, he finally slowly opened his eyes: "Miss Lao has been waiting for a long time, you can start." ”

After a lot of tossing, it turned out to be just a warm-up.

"If you're sick, go to the metallurgy. The peony woman's face sank like water, and the murderous intent loomed in her eyes: "If you live enough, you can also say it directly." ”

"Dare to ask the girl to come up with a word, I use the method of the word - " The storyteller was unmoved, and his face was awe-inspiring: "Measuring the sky!"

"Word measurement?" The Peony Woman has been in the rivers and lakes for a long time, and she has seen a lot of this kind of trick: "Folding a word and solving a word can also lead to the heavens? Who is it? Don't come to this set! Cut, fool children!"

"Not really. The storyteller shook his head: "Ten thousand laws are one law, one thought leads to heaven and earth, and three talents are through the word as the medium, and they can also get mysteries." And this aspect word fortune measurement method is profound and mysterious, divided into heads, feet, through the heart, cage, cracking, adding pen and subtracting pen to the close of the word, looking at the plum word all kinds, but where a word is made in the heart out of the mouth, it is the unity of heaven and man......"

"It's okay, it's verbose! Test it!" The peony girl couldn't bear it anymore and yelled: "I'll test, Zen!"

In fact, the peony girl has already thought about it, and what she measured is the word "Zen".

Zen without Zen.

As soon as the Zen word came out, Mr. smiled: "The girl is not a word tester, the girl is asking about marriage." ”

"Less nonsense!" The peony girl scolded, but her face turned red, and she was also worried: "Test your words!"

"A good marriage, a match made in heaven. The storyteller smiled and praised: "Zen man, one person worships the Buddha." Worship the Buddha is Zen, go to the ceremony is for the single, the pending order is a pair, and the woman is for Chan. Saying that, he pointed to the monk without Zen and said with a smile: "The girl asked Zen in front of the Buddha, and she didn't ask for courtesy, just to replace her and get married." ”

The peony girl stopped talking, and the peony girl looked at Wu Zen: "No Zen, no Zen, is he right?"

No Zen, no Zen, the mind of the peony girl, do you know?

"Yes, yes!" Wu Chan nodded hurriedly, and asked strangely, "Sister Peony, what are you talking about?"

"Hey———————————————————-"

"Chan, Yuan is implicated, even close, Juan is harmonious, the word is happy, and it is auspicious!" Mr. Storyteller observed the words and looks, and knew that this was a sure profit: "The girl has a blue heart, and she has a soft spot, and when she says it, she has the answer in her heart, which was originally shown by words, not measured below." ”

"I hope that people will last a long time, thousands of miles together. The peony girl let out a long sigh again, and finally rewarded the storyteller with a smile: "I can't see it, you liar, you really have some doorways!" "Good luck, Wishing you prosperity, this completely speaks to the mind of the peony girl, the storyteller can tell books and fortune telling, and is really a talented: "But everything is everything, there are gains and losses, and the girl gives up the Zen ceremony and takes the meaning of Chan, which is a good appearance and a sign of broken wealth." ”

"Haha!haha!" The liar is a liar, the fox's tail was finally revealed, and the peony girl laughed loudly: "Broken money? haha! I have money, and I can't spend it all!" As he spoke, he took out the gold, silver, and jewelry in his sleeve, and threw the bricks and tiles on the table: "Look!" But what I saw was yellow was gold and white was silver, and the pearl and jade were soft and bright, and there were dozens of silver tickets, one hundred taels and a thousand taels, and it was really a big rich woman: "It's not a good poor calculation, and I don't want to cheat the silver!" If you break the money, you will break the money, this woman is in a good mood today, so I will reward you! Take it as you like!"

Treat it as dung, how disdainful!

"A gentleman loves money and takes it in a good way. The storyteller smiled again, but shook his head: "The girl has already been rewarded, but although she is a white person, she is not an insatiable person-"

Then he turned around and drifted away: "If you are poor, you will be poor, and you will calculate, the literati are sour and Confucian, and they have their own style and bones." ”