Varied city, in a teahouse.

Someone was talking, waking wood was snapping, someone was napping, yawning one after another.

There was no way, it was difficult to reconcile, and some people were listening attentively.

For example, a monk without Zen, holding a bald head in both hands, made a look of innocence and curiosity, and listened attentively.

This time, yes: rivers and lakes.

This time, it is called: The number of heroes and beauties is endless, and the martial arts conference is romantic.

But seeing that Mr. has a white face, no need to be dignified, a slender figure, a righteous face, looking right, looking up, looking up, looking upside down, looking horizontally, looking vertically, he is an extraordinary character, no matter from any angle, he is an out-and-out serious child, eight hundred, like a fake, life and death are-

Storyteller.

Don't talk nonsense, listen to the book.

“...... You don't know that this Yan Daxia actually has extremely high martial arts, two iron fists and a life and death stick, and no one can fight all over the world! And the reason why Yan Daxia did not win the top spot in the last conference is only because of one, a woman. The so-called hero is sad to pass the beauty pass, and the hero is like Yan Beige Yan Daxia, and he has to be planted on a woman, hey! This is really embarrassing, but it is lamentable! That woman is still a nun, born with ice muscles and jade bones and very beautiful, no wonder oops!"

Crackling, a tea bowl flew over, and immediately poured the gentleman with a head full of tea and a mess: "You guy, talking nonsense! That nun is obviously a teacher, and she looks black, fat, and ugly!" A judge couldn't bear it anymore, stepped forward, and said angrily: "Yan Daxia has never shot at women in his life, he is a real hero, what hero is sad to pass the beauty pass! Yan Daxia didn't make a move at all!"

"Yes, yes, yes! This guy loves to talk nonsense, and this is not the first time. All the officials echoed, rolled their eyes coldly, and shook their heads. The storyteller sighed, took out a handkerchief, wiped it and wiped it: "You are angry, you are angry, you are just selling a pass, in order to ......."

"Say it well, or get out of the calf!" a magistrate shouted: "If you dare to talk nonsense, you will tear your mouth apart!"

Just like that, Yan Daxia walked away, leaving only Murong Gongzi alone. Mr. Storyteller didn't dare to slack off, took a sip of tea, moistened his throat, and said: "When it comes to heroes in the world, Yan Daxia is indispensable, but if you talk about the sky, you should say that it is Murong Gongzi." At that time, Murong Gongzi was only about 20 people, and a sword was born out of nowhere, and no one could ask his heart several times, which can be described as a sword technique that is unparalleled in ancient times!

"It's all nonsense, it's old-fashioned, it's old!" Another look at the official was impatient, and interjected: "The set you said, everyone knows it, the last time it was Murong Gongzi, the last time it was the Mei Zhangjiao, the last time it was the Dragon Old Sect Master, the last time it was the dumb monk Dinghai, those old things ......"

"Uncle Taishi!" Wu Chan shouted and jumped up, his fists clenched, his eyes blazing, and his expression excited!

"No Zen!" Then he shouted, crisp and high-pitched, and majestic: "Sit down!"

Everyone looked sideways, but saw a beautiful woman in red, sitting upright, holding a mirror to draw eyebrows in the mirror. Beauty always attracts attention, not to mention that there is a monk next to the beauty, which is a strange combination. In fact, this beautiful woman has already been seen by the officials, and it is probably because of her that she didn't want to listen to the storyteller. This beauty is famous as Niu Peony, and every man is hot when he sees her, his heart is ape, his heart is uncertain, and his heart is frightened.

"Look at it! Look at it again, and gouge out all your eyes!" The beautiful woman was really annoyed, and once again burst out: "Scoundrels, scum, obscene people, shameless people! Toad shit shell lang!" and so on! At that moment, all the officials were given a number, and they were so ashamed and ashamed that everyone was terrified and silent. is worthy of being a peony woman, the king of flowers, the phoenix of heroes, as soon as she appeared on the stage, she calmed the scene, and she was really majestic and domineering!

"Everyone has the so-called love for beauty, and the girl is as beautiful as a flower, which will attract bees and butterflies to dance, and linger back and forth to be in love. The storyteller cleared his throat and spoke again, the peony woman nodded, sat down, and the officials were shocked, and the monk Wuzen listened carefully: "But anyone who is a normal man must be tempted when he sees a beautiful woman, and this girl is beautiful and beautiful, and it can be said that there is only one in the sky in the world, no wonder ......."

Don't you know that Mr. Storyteller is not doing his job properly, and he is taking a selfie again. Everyone was extremely impatient, and they left their seats one after another, wanting to leave but not reluctant: "Shop-Tea-" "Little Er!Add water!""Let's dish melon seeds!""Let's have a plate of edamame!""Give that table a share, and put it on my account!"At that moment, someone showed goodwill, and then everyone followed suit.

It can be seen that the peony girl's personal charm is great, and no matter where she goes, she is like a starry moon.

The peony girl was happy, beautiful, and she couldn't help but be chivalrous and proud: "What kind of account! This woman has a treat! There is one person present today, Xiao Er!" said and took out an object and slapped it on the table: "I have all the refreshments and drinks in this shop, and they are all for me, and they are all full!" Seeing that the thing was shining with gold, it was a full of real gold! The shopkeeper was going crazy with joy, shouting and running into the back room: "The shopkeeper - the shopkeeper - "

In the blink of an eye, dozens of square tables were all filled, and there were generally all kinds of fields, stacked on top of each other. Seeing that this woman was not only born beautiful, but also generous, everyone smiled and slapped their ass, and for a time the teahouse was boasting and boasting, and it was particularly lively! The shopkeeper was smiling very happily with the spring breeze on his face, and the shopkeeper made a big windfall, and the shopkeeper was also smiling and waiting for the good manner, and the shopkeeper also wanted to get a big red envelope!

Of course, the storyteller is indispensable, and no matter who spends in this store, the storyteller has a rake. Therefore, the storyteller was also extremely excited and worked hard, spitting lotus flowers and spitting stars wildly: "What I am talking about is the martial arts conference! What I am talking about is the hero conference! The so-called talented people from all over the country and the mountains have come out of the generations, and each has led the way for hundreds of years, just like Murong Gongzi, just like Mei Zhangjiao, just like the old dragon sect leader such as the Dinghai god monk, those are all heroes who are not born in the world, and the masters of the masters! But there is one thing, you should know, why is it that Long Zhen, who is recognized as the first person in martial arts today, has never——"

is talking about Long Zhen, the leader of the True Dragon Sect, Long Zhen, who is famous all over the world, but he is only known by his name and rarely seen by Long Zhen.

At this point, the clues have appeared.

“...... The master of the masters, that is the genius of the geniuses, the dragon is really arrogant, and he has no eyes left, so he doesn't pay attention to the Wanhe Valley Longevity Conference. The first in the world is the first in the world, Long Zhen disdains to compare himself with others, and he does not disdain to fight for the name of the martial artist on the stage, he is really crazy and can be proud!

"Counterinsurgency with bare hands!"

"Heads-up on the top!"

"Golden Luan Broken Dragon Chair!"

"A roar of Ping Immortal Mountain!"

At the mention of Long Zhen, everyone was excited!

No one's fame is earned for nothing, and the reputation of the dragon is really crowned by the world, relying on the unparalleled strength of the world!

But the Peony Woman was not happy.

The peony woman's willow eyebrows were upside down, her apricot eyes were raised, her face had sunk, and she was about to have a seizure!

Speaking of strength, when it comes to the limelight, there is no one else in the world who is better than me, and it must be the Peony Woman!

The Peony Woman is unhappy, and there is nothing to say about this book, as soon as the Peony Woman has a seizure, the teahouse will be demolished for her! A murderous aura, a sinister aura, a domineering aura, and a nameless fire suddenly mixed and diffused, and the temperature suddenly dropped by eight degrees with the Peony Woman as the center! Everyone palpitated and frightened, and they were silent when they landed! Fortunately, Mr. Storyteller has read countless people, and he is an old man, and when he sees that the situation is not good, he immediately changes the topic: "Regardless of the eyebrows, the hero has women, so it is convenient for the first beauty in the world to be on the Wanshou Conference of the Ten Thousand Crane Valley—— ”

Speaking of beauties, it was really different, everyone pricked up their ears, and the peony girl's eyes widened-

“...... Sixty years ago, the name of the first beauty in martial arts, some people said it was the Jade Woman, some people said it was the Mo Woman, and there was no conclusion. Thirty years ago, the first beauty in martial arts fell on only one person, and that person was the former Hegu Jade Girl, the current wife of Long Zhen, Mrs. He Yihe. In today's martial arts, it is rumored that the name of the first beauty should be the heir of Hegu, the first apprentice of Mrs. He, and Lin Dailin. It is said that this woman is beautiful and beautiful, and everyone who sees it is shocked......"

"Bang! "Bang!" The peony woman was furious, and the case was slapped, and the sound shook the roof tiles and cups: "The first beauty?

"Bang Bang Fairy, fairy, villain's surname is Dong Mingyong, there is a house and a field at home, and there is a cow ......"

The so-called eyes do not know the cow peony, blowing through the sky is in vain, the storyteller is guilty of public anger and self-defeating, seeing that the scene is chaotic, it is going to be out of control. Fortunately, this storyteller is not very human, he is flexible and witty at the moment, and the words changed: "Everyone, everyone, I am talking about the first beauty in the martial arts, and this fairy is not a worldly person, how can the above vulgar fans be compared with it! It is not comparable, and it does not have to be compared, how can the fireflies be as bright as the bright moon?

"No. 1 in the world!" "No. 1 beauty in the world!"

Everyone suddenly realized, and they all shouted loudly, rejoicing and praising each other. The peony woman turned her anger into joy, and her heart was full of joy, but she was silent: "Hmph! count you as interesting, this woman is magnanimous, this is-" But unexpectedly, before she finished speaking, she interrupted the storyteller: "Otherwise, otherwise, with the appearance of a girl, the name of the first beauty in the world-"

"Otherwise, you say, isn't it?" The Peony Woman was furious, and everyone was indignant: "You bastard!

"The first in the world is still insufficient, when you say-" When it comes to sycophancy, this storyteller is also the first master in the world: "The first beauty in the sky, underground, the world, and the universe!"

The words were silent, and the heavens, the earth and the people were silent.