"Well, I'll admit it. Daoist Fang said helplessly: "I am Xiao Fangzi, I ......"

But I saw that the little girl looked at her house blankly, as if she was stupid: "You, you, you are ......"

Actually, Long Jiaojiao had already noticed him, his appearance, his demeanor, like a person: "Little Beauty~~Little Beauty~~"

In Long Jiaojiao's head, there lived a person, and now he jumped out again, and said with a smile: "Sister Jiaojiao~~Sister Jiaojiao~~"

Unfortunately, it's not: "Hey!"

The loss of consciousness was only temporary, Long Jiaojiao sighed, and took a deep breath: "Take it!"

Daoist Fang, was taken down.

"Strip him naked!" was the second command, and then it was: "Cut off his ears, gouge out his eyes, dismantle all of them, throw them into a well and feed them to the dragon!"

"Yes! obey the order! go on! go on! pick up the clothes first! pick up the clothes first!" take it down, it is only symbolic, those who know Fang Yin know that he is a tiger and wolf, and those who don't know Fang Yin can also feel it: "Go! Go! Come on! You go! Oh! Don't push me! Oh yes! Don't squeeze Don't squeeze don't squeeze on my feet......" A group of eunuchs and palace maids did nothing, they only pretended to fool the past: "Catch him! Scratch him! Hit! Hit! Kick him! Kick him! Tear off his clothes and beat him to death!"

Fang Yin remained motionless.

Anger suddenly arose in my heart!

If you want people to live and die at every turn, how old are you?

Little girl!

High up, as a blessing, Fang Yin couldn't get used to this, and said in his heart,!

Dare to move Lao Tzu. Will you try one of me?

"Get out of the way!" Long Jiaojiao couldn't get used to it. All of them are rice buckets. Completely ineffective: "Get out of the way!"

The two are opposed.

One is 1.8 meters, and the other is 1.6 meters.

Breath can be heard.

Momentum, mainly momentum, Long Jiaojiao has overwhelmed him from the momentum, completely overwhelmed!

Taste, there is a taste, Fang Yin's heart suddenly loosened, just a little girl. Why bother with her?

"Do you still have something to say?" Long Jiaojiao asked with a calm face, "Do you still have something to say?"

"Yes!" Daoist Fang lowered his head: "The villain has no mother since he was a child, and he was separated from his father, he couldn't eat enough, he couldn't dress warmly, he became a little flower, bullied people, and let dogs bite." If you don't have a copper plate, you shouldn't cry every day. The ground is not working, so I had to endure the pain and cut off the little cock, and entered the palace to become a little eunuch-" At this point, tears flowed down two lines: "Cut off the little chicken, that is called a pain, crying to death during the day, crying at night, holding back is panicking, urine and urine can't pee, it just hurts, it hurts, I have to cry, cry, eighteen days!"

Long Jiaojiao, I didn't know what he said about this big set, but she was stunned: "Eighteen days, this is really ......"

"It's a shame that God opened his eyes, and finally picked up his life, and the villain still thought that this hard day was to the end, and the good days were coming! I went into the palace, and guess what, just because the villain is very stupid, the wooden head is not open, it is to kick and beat, whip and snap, pig and dog are not as good, as a cow and a horse, and do not give food, do not drink, strip off their clothes and lock them in the house, the villain is cold, the villain hurts, the villain is thirsty, the villain is hungry, there is no way but to cry, cry during the day, cry at night, cry again eighteen days, eighteen days!"

Everyone was speechless, and Ah Tang wept: "This is really pitiful, too pitiful!"

Long Jiaojiao, thoughtful: "In this way, wooden head, you, you really have enough life, so you have survived......"

"What if you survive?" Fang Yin sighed: "This time I came to Xiandao, the Dragon Palace, and saw the little princess who was menstruating, beautiful, smart, and sensible, and the villain thought it would be good, but as a result, as a result, it turned out to be a big disaster again, and in the end it was not to cut off people's ears, gouge out their eyes, and throw them into the well to feed, hey, yes!

"What's wrong?what's wrong?" Long Jiaojiao was already a little confused: "What's wrong? Crying and laughing, are you crazy?"

"Before the villain dies, he has only one wish. Daoist Fang gestured: "Little princess, you have raised a dragon, a dragon! The villain wants to take a look, that big dragon, so big, so big!"

"That's it, well, I seem to be ......" Long Jiaojiao, scratching her head: "I said to take you, see the dragon coming......"

"Ahem!" After a long time, Daoist Fang coughed and reminded: "The villain's words have been finished. ”

Long Jiaojiao was extremely embarrassed, and thought about it very carefully: "I know, I know, if I want to talk about this matter, I can't completely blame you, you, you wait, I'll first, well, I'll think about it again!"

It's been a long time.

"First, you're a poor man, and your life is miserable, so I'll spare your life, but—"

"Can capital crimes be forgiven, but living sins are unforgivable?"

"Very good, Wood Head, you are enlightened again, second, tomorrow, tomorrow I will take you to see the dragon!"

"And the third?"

"Third, it is punishment, I want to punish you for three things, first, tickle!"

"Huh?"

Daoist Fang, thinking that he had a plan, didn't he know that the most cruel punishment was coming, and it was almost worse than death: "Up!"

This time, it's different.

A group of palace maids and eunuchs stepped forward bravely, and they all sighed and itched: "Don't! Don't!Ha......haha

"Stop!" Long Jiaojiao waved her hand and said with satisfaction: "Second, sing!"

You must sing a song, sing it until Jiaojiao is satisfied, and then you can pass the test.

This is not difficult, but the difficulty is that the five tones of the Taoist priest are incomplete.

Just like Yan Daxia.

But Yan Lao Er dared to sing, and he came as soon as he opened his mouth, and he was not afraid to give people jokes.

In desperation, Daoist Fang finally opened Chrysostom and sang a song.

Sing it.

How many people are holding their heads and crying, how many people are bending over and vomiting, how many people are fainting to death, and the rest of the people are waiting for admiration!

sang it, "Luoshui".

The song is not important, it is only about people, and Daoist Fang finally couldn't laugh.

At the same time, he deeply understood Yan Daxia's pain and psychological strength: "Okay!

The wonderful thing is that Long Jiaojiao is actually very satisfied: "Very courageous, count you through!"

is very courageous, that is, Long Jiaojiao has the only comment on Daoist Fang's inhuman singing voice: "Third, you have to sleep with me!"

Sleep is the point.

None of the above.

"This-" Daoist Fang was extremely embarrassed and considered it very carefully.

This is fate, and there is no way to fight: "You have to sleep with me, you have to tell me stories, tell me a hundred! a thousand! ten thousand!"

The joke basket, the king of stories, a thousand and one nights didn't work, Fang Yindao planted it: "Sizzle-"

Once upon a time there was a eunuch.

"Brother Murong ~~ Brother Murong ~~ Jiaojiao still wants to, and you want to listen to ~~"

In Long Jiaojiao's heart, there is also a person living. (To be continued......)