Long Jiaojiao's boudoir is divided into three colors: goose yellow, water green, and pink.

What a beautiful woman the house is!

Of course, this bright woman is also extremely generous and very open, although her little ass has been looked at by others, she doesn't care about her previous suspicions, and she cares about him to eat.

Actually, tickling and singing, that's not a problem.

With a wooden head, he will never be able to pass the level of storytelling, let alone 10,000, he can't tell a hundred.

It turns out that the wooden head is still a rice bucket.

The rice bucket only knows how to eat, burying his head and not speaking, the rice bucket has a large amount of food, and the eating appearance is quite indecent.

On the other side, Long Jiaojiao tilted her head, supported her chin, and looked at him with a fresh face.

First, he's half a man.

Second, he was a eunuch.

Third, he was a hard worker.

Therefore, Jiaojiao is in sympathy with him, and she can't bully him, but love him.

"Wooden head, you eat first, listen to me tell a story first. Long Jiaojiao had already eaten enough, so she was in a happy mood: "Once upon a time, there was a tortoise and a rabbit, and two people raced......

“......”

"Hahaha, you said the turtle runs so slowly, this is this, crawling like this, you see my fingers ......"

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"Rabbits are different, rabbits are, whoosh......!

“......”

In the end, the tortoise outran and the hare lost. Why do you say that? Why do you say that? Haha! You can't guess!"

"Why?"

"Because of the rabbits. I ran too fast and didn't see a tree in front of me, so I just hit it, boom!"

“......”

"And he was knocked unconscious, he couldn't run, and he lay there motionless, and the turtle slowly, slowly. And so, like this, crawled over!"

“......”

"Then the rabbit came after him, and he chased after him, but he didn't catch up, and the rabbit was strange, and his heart said why?

At this time, Daoist Fang suddenly thought of Wuzen monk again: "Brother Fang Yin, you said this is ......"

"Haha. I don't know, I know you can't guess. Because ah, the rabbit ran and ran, and suddenly found a river in front of it, a river, and so, horizontally, horizontally, in front of it......"

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"Rabbit, he can't swim, he can't swim, he can't pass, but he wants to win, you say you say, what do you say he should do?"

"What to do?"

"Stupid! I can't swim, I can learn, and then a duck came, and the rabbit worshipped the duck as a teacher......"

"Did you learn?"

"Of course, it took the rabbit three days to learn to swim, then he jumped into the water and swam to the other side for another two days......"

“......”

"However, the rabbit chased after him, but still did not catch up with the tortoise, and at this time the rabbit's heart was already very strange, you said that the tortoise ran so slowly, then, you look at my fingers, just like this, ...... at once."

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"Okay, okay, you don't have to guess, you can't guess anyway, I'll tell you, rabbit, I never thought that while it was learning to swim, the turtle was also practicing flying, worshipping an eagle as a teacher......"

"This, really, never thought ......"

"Turtle tortoise flying in the sky, flying in the sky ~~ rabbit rabbit swimming, swimming in the water ~~"

"This, that, and finally?"

"In the end, it was the turtle who won, because just as the hare overtook the tortoise and was about to reach the end, suddenly a wolf, a big bad wolf!"

"Hey, unlucky bunny!"

"Yes, yes, the rabbit is so frightened that he turns around and runs, but the tortoise is not afraid, because the tortoise has a shell, a very hard shell, and the tortoise just crawls, crawls, crawls, ......crawls,

"It should be, that's it! The turtle is like this, like this!"

At that time, Long Jiaojiao was using two fingers to learn how to crawl a turtle, licking her wet fingers, and drawing a line on the table: "Oops! Oops! Don't move!"

And Daoist Fang is using five fingers to learn how to crawl a turtle, with claws, a head and a shell, which is more vivid: "Cough!"

Two-fingered turtle.

Five-fingered turtle.

In the middle is a line, the two-fingered turtle has come to the front of the line, and the glans of the five-fingered turtle has probed through the line.

At this point, the tips of the fingers, the back of the hand, touched: "Ah!"

Long Jiaojiao quickly retracted her hand, and seemed to be electrocuted by him: "You ......"

Poor Daoist Fang, he didn't know what was going on at all, and he still crawled in style: "Slowly, slowly, slowly, climb!"

Is this the kiss of skin?," Long Jiaojiao thought to herself.

Daoist Fang, as soon as he looked up, found that the little face was as red as rotten grapes: "Haha!

A woman's heart, a needle under the sea, is talking about Long Jiaojiao.

Lost consciousness, another moment.

Fang Yin didn't know at all, Long Jiaojiao was thinking, he had just seen it, and he had been touched again, so it was better to marry him......

Then, it's iron-hearted!

See what you shouldn't see, touch what you can't touch, this moment has finally come, don't ask Daoist Fang how he feels-

"Wooden head, shall I marry you?" Long Jiaojiao suddenly spoke, and at the same time made a major decision in her heart: "I mean really, not kidding!"

"Okay!"

Fang Yinxin said, anyway, this is a playhouse, why is it bad, right?

I just can't say it, it's exactly what I said: "Little princess, the villain is a eunuch, and he can't marry a daughter-in-law." ”

"The eunuch is the eunuch, I don't care anyway. As expected, Long Jiaojiao said: "You just say, is it good, is it good, or is it not good?"

"Not good!"

Fang Yin shook his head and said, Fang Yin also saw it, she was serious, not good!

"I know, I know ......" Don't you know, so far, it has aroused thousands of sad things: "I know that you dislike me, dislike me, I am a, woo wow ......"

The little mouth was flattened, and he actually cried, crying so heartbroken: "Look, look, even a eunuch doesn't want me, I, I, I'm not alive anymore Wow babbling......"

Tears are a woman's most powerful weapon, A-Niang said.

Presumably, he will be the same, he will definitely give in!

"Little princess, the villain is a eunuch, and he can't marry a daughter-in-law!" Daoist Fang, once again, solemnly reminded: "No!"

How do you know, there is a cause for it: "Xianggong died early, and the eunuch didn't want it, my life is so bitter, so bitter and bitter......"

Daoist Fang was finally stunned: "Xiang, Xiang, you say, Xianggong?"

Listen up!

Long Jiaojiao wiped a handful of tears, plus a handful of snot, and sobbed: "Xianggong, that is, the dead ghost Xianggong, widow, I am a widow, you say, I, I am widowed at a young age......"

"Widow, isn't it?" This is also too ridiculous, Daoist Fang is no longer ready to play with her: "Okay, okay, don't cry, it's time for me to tell you when you're done, I'll tell you a story, you can go to bed quickly......

"No!" is about life events, Jiaojiao is never ambiguous: "I haven't finished yet, no! You! Sit down! Listen to me!"

Yes, Long Jiaojiao is a woman, a very thoughtful, extremely bitter woman!

After the unlucky rabbit finished speaking, it was time to talk about the sad Xianggong, Fang Yin heard an extremely bizarre, even shocking, and even tear-jerking-

Ghost Story!(To be continued......