Yuyu clarified, the stars were shining, it was a gorgeous night.

On Chinese New Year's Eve, look at the lanterns, clusters like flowers and trees, stars and stars, dragon scales and phoenixes dancing, flowers, birds, fish and insects. Palace lanterns, yarn lanterns, basket lights, square octagonal lanterns, colorful tassels and colorful spikes, festive and auspicious. It is Chinese New Year's Eve, and watching the lanterns, not a big show, just a small program, the fifteenth day of the first month, the Lantern Festival, shopping in the flower market to enjoy the lanterns, the lanterns on Chinese New Year's Eve is just a small rehearsal, or informal rehearsal. It is said that in the middle of the moon, there are fewer and fewer tourists, but there is still a lot of excitement.

A corner of the capital.

There are two people walking on the street, one white and one black, one in front and one behind, and they are generally not idle characters.

Or normal humans.

The one in front of him, walking crookedly, walking upside down, step by step, shaking his head and shaking his head, whistling: "Wow, whim, whim~"

Obviously, a second-rate person is avoided by passers-by.

The one in the back, flat and steady, walked with a hand behind his back, pacing, without any expression on his face, as if he was wearing a human skin mask.

This person, many people know, everyone retreats and pays attention.

It is not a dragon and a phoenix among people, nor an eagle dog and a lackey, a wolf and an embarrassment, a tiger and a ling, this metaphor is quite vivid.

At this time.

A little girl came from the south, taking small steps, bowing her head, only fifteen or sixteen, a little girl with water and water.

Little girl, walking home, I suddenly heard a hooligan whistle: "Sigh~"

"Little girl, little girl, where are you going?" There was a person in front of him, with a hippie smile: "What should I do if I am alone in the middle of the night, what should I do if I bump into a pervert?" Why don't you go with your brother?"

Little girl. Don't look up. This kind of person. Flashing away.

One step to the left, block the left.

One step to the right, block to the left.

The little girl, raised her head, looked left and right, and was angry: "Who are you, if you are sick!"

"I call the kind-hearted big brother, who specializes in doing good deeds without leaving a name. Don't leave a name!" The rascal squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Little sister, how old are you?"

The little girl, with her apricot eyes wide open, raised her pink fist angrily: "Stinky rascal! big pervert! Ah――――――――――――――――――hh

Little girl, dangle a shot, use the scream as a cover, and run away when she is unprepared!

Quickly, ran away, bumped into this kind of person. It should be done: "Come on, people--catch hooligans--fight perverts-"

"Hahahaha!" The man behind him had no warning. Burst out laughing.

There were two people walking on the street, one in front and one behind, one white and one black: "Whoop, whoa, whoop~"

This is one of the examples.

A beautiful woman came from the north, with graceful steps, twists and turns, luxurious clothes, and a lamp.

"Xiu'er~" This, you have to hook up, or the person walking in front of you, raised her eyebrows, and whistled: "Xiu'er!"

Co-authored, this one is rich and handsome, and that one is Bai Fumei!

Bai Fumei smiled reservedly, received the signal at the moment, and lowered her eyelids suddenly, indicating that she had a heart.

Gao Fushuai was overjoyed, frequently exchanged his love with his eyes, blinked his eyelids continuously, and the two were separated by a street: "Beauty, beauty, how can I see that you are a little familiar? Could it be that the marriage in the previous life was set?"

Bai Fumei bowed her head shyly, and Yingsheng Yan said: "I'm tired of it, it's okay to come and play closely, people don't know you!"

Ah, there is a door: "Oh, I'll just say, Miss Fei's surname is Bai, Miss Bai Suzhen Bai?"

As soon as these words came out, Bai Fumei stopped in astonishment, and said in a trembling voice: "You, you, how do you know, it is not ...... to you?"

This is really a thousand years of waiting, waiting for one time: "Lady-lady-lady-lady! Who is saying in my ear that I love you forever......"

"Boom!" a loud sound, like a bell, like a thunderstorm!

There is a pillar in front of him, a lamppost, two feet high, copper skin and iron bones, and immediately knocked Gao Fushuai into a circle: "Wow-"

The crowd was in an uproar and felt the same way: "Oops! Oops!"

Gao Fushuai sat on the ground, looked around blankly, and unconsciously swollen a bag on his forehead: "I have no regrets~~I have no regrets~~"

It's a man, it's really tough!

Don't you know, Miss Bai is about to come over, and Yingsheng Yan said: "I admit that I am the wrong person, and the slave family is not surnamed Bai, but surnamed Bao." ”

"Huh?" "Now, I can't find the north at all: "Surname Bao?"

"Little brother, look at you-" Miss Bao stroked her little brother's head and said, "Tell my sister, what kind of ghost do you have in your heart?"

"Ahem!ahem!" This young lady is not a good girl, and she can't be equated with a little girl: "Sister, listen to me-"

Listen.

"The night was long, my sister was lonely, unaccompanied on the street, and unaccompanied by her when she slept. But seeing Xiaobai's long body and jade appearance, he looked like a young man in the turbid world: "In vain, I look like a flower and a moon, but it's a pity that I am young and young, and I am not talented, I am willing to follow me and be willing to be a messenger to protect flowers, sister, okay?"

Miss Bao frowned, and sighed faintly: "Little brother, don't say it again, my sister is not that kind of person!"

"Sister, I have money. The lamp was shining on it, and it turned out to be a rich little brother, and he felt out a big copper plate: "Look!

Miss Bao, when she took a look, her willow eyebrows suddenly stood upside down, and her apricot eyes widened, and she spat it out: "You are great if you are rich, are you selling it as a sister!"

"Wow-" The crowd was in an uproar, I see!

"Sister, sister, I have a lot of money!" Dragon and Phoenix Xingdou, auspicious, sure enough, the little brother has a lot of money, and all the belongings are copper: "Look, look, look again!"

Miss Bao, no longer looking, and then spat again: "Poor, pitiful, look at your bright clothes, it turns out that you are a poor ghost!"

"Hey!" sighed, sighed, this kind of person is the most unwanted, and Miss Bao has no money.

"If you want to get, you want to get, I'd rather laugh at the white beard than bully the young and poor. The man laughed to himself, and his smile was even brighter: "Mo Dao one or two copper plates, and I don't change the country, it's a pity!"

"I'm here!" Miss Bao has seen a lot of this kind of person: "I'm me!"

"Haha! haha!" It deserves to be boring. It should be a must-have: "Bah, bah, bah!"

"Happy! Happy! Fortunately, I got Xiangjin Yuspit. Isn't it the cultivation of three lives?" but when he saw the man, he was still unmoved, and seemed to be enjoying it greatly: "Sister, sister, is it not the clouds and rain, and the sky is raining?"

One word, cheap!

"Hey!" Don't you know that it is manna from heaven. Yunyu overturned: "You little ghost, you are useless, but you finally have a little sincerity, come and come-"

"It's coming, sister!" stepped forward in response to the words, and was hooking shoulders with the back: "Sister Lin fell from the sky~"

"I'm sick of it!" turned out to be the two of them, flirting and scolding, and both left: "It's not that I said it, people are not surnamed Lin." The surname is Bai ......"

"Huh?" everyone was in an uproar again, and their eyes fell to the ground: "Is this okay?"

"Hahahaha!" the man behind him walked by. Without warning, he burst out laughing.

This is the second case.

There are three people walking on the street, two in front and one behind, two white and one black: "Whoop, whoa, whoop~"

"Miss! Miss!" There was another young lady on the opposite side, and two little girls behind her: "It's him!

This little girl is the little girl: "It's this stinky rascal, look at his crooked mouth and slanted eyes, just look at it, it's not, huh?"

I didn't want to be that stinky rascal, but after a while, I actually took another one: "Sigh~"

"Miss, Miss, don't listen to her!" Miss is a young lady from a big family, and the girl is also a girl from a big family, this girl is called Xiaocui, and there is another girl named Xiaomei: "There is also a face to say, whoever tells her to run around, she will know what is right and wrong!"

The young lady was silent, and her steps were slow.

The next four people, tall, short, fat and thin, walked in a row, like four flower messengers.

Speak closer.

Xiaomei stepped forward first, smiling: "The son is dignified and extraordinary, how can he do that rude thing, it must be a misunderstanding!"

Xiaomei doesn't believe it, if Xiaocui is a three-point posture, Xiaomei is a seven-point posture, and if people want to flirt, they can't take Xiaocui's turn: "Sigh~"

The son, as if he hadn't heard it, only laughed with the lantern beauty: "Don't you play in vain? There are red envelopes?

"One hundred taels. The lantern beauty grinned and said, "One hundred taels of gold." ”

"Xiu'er~" That Xiaobai, with a smile, nodded and bowed at the moment: "Deal!"

"Hey, I'm talking about you!" Seeing that he was handsome and lovely, and didn't want to be a soft eater, Xiaomei was immediately disdainful: "And you, adulterer and adulteress, a pair of dogs and men!"

"How, how?" the adulterer glanced at and smiled treacherously: "This is another one, how many taels is it worth?"

"One or two. The adulteress glanced at it and smiled lewdly: "One or two silver tattoos." ”

"It's cheap, it's cheap, it's too cheap!" The adulterer glanced at it again, expressing his disagreement: "In my opinion, you can say it no matter what, two or two." ”

"You get what you pay for. The adulteress glanced at it again, but still adhered to the principle: "Two taels, it's not worth it." ”

"Miss-Miss-" Xiaomei gritted her teeth, stomped her foot, and trotted away: "Dog man and woman!

The young lady did not step forward, and looked at it coldly and calmly.

"Lady, wait for me. The rascal followed, and turned back frequently all the way: "I'll go do something, and I'll be back soon." ”

"Xianggong, you're busy. That beauty, waiting in place, is also affectionate: "A hundred taels of gold for the Spring Festival, don't wait too long for the slave family." ”

As he spoke, the crowd of onlookers followed him all the way: "Here we go again!"

"Miss, your surname, Fang's name, dare to ask Fangling, have you ever promised someone?"

The young lady was still silent, treating it as if it were nothing, full of queen style.

"Leng Mei-Leng Mei-" The next four people stepped forward in twos and twos, their faces were not good, like four gold medal fighters: "Leng Leng-sister-"

It turned out that the young lady's surname was cold, her skin was white and beautiful, and there were many suitors, such as the fourth son: "I'm coming!"

The four of them spoke in unison, stepped forward in unison, and looked at each other again: "I'm coming!"

The fat boy stepped forward first, held a feather fan, and fanned it: "I asked you, but you, teasing Sister Xiaocui?"

"It's me, what?" the rascal, coaxed by cowhides, blindly not knowing whether to live or die: "How?

"You, how can you be like this!" The fat boy, filled with righteous indignation, pointed at the sky with a fan: "In broad daylight, openly molesting women from good families, there is no royal law, and there is no heavenly reason!"

"Bang!" is a punch in the face, causing a nosebleed: "Ah!"

The fat boy screamed, flew three feet sideways, and fainted to death very neatly, and said in his heart that this person said that he would fight a two: "Wang Fa?

The scoundrel shook his fist and smacked his teeth: "Look at it, this is the royal law, this is the heavenly principle!"

"Not bad! Not bad!" the thin boy laughed and entered the room: "Why bother talking nonsense, the fist is the biggest, come on, come on, I'll compare with you!"

"Yes, yes!" The scoundrel looked at his fist, and then at the knife in his hand: "Let's compare, uh, compare—"

When he spoke, he turned his back on his hand, and he seemed to admit it: "Slow down, slow down!"

No matter how big the fist is, the big head is bigger, there is no need to talk nonsense, cut it down with a knife: "Brush-"

"Bang!" is to kick in the chest, kick more than seven feet, and the knife falls to the ground: "When Changchang!"

The thin boy was also stiff, and he got up without a sound, sat on the ground and began to spurt blood: "Puff-poof-poof-"

He vomited three times and fainted to the ground.

This is called hooligans who know martial arts, and no one can stop them: "Next!"

"Immortal jumping?Shadowless feet?" This surprised everyone, but even more surprise was still to come: "Brother, brother, I said brother!"

Gao Gongzi appeared, it was a tall man with big horses, developed limbs, and two fists were also raised, one Tianli and one king: "You have a kind!"

I thought that this battle was a powerful match, and it was really worth seeing: "But brother, you, you, hey-"

Who would have thought, the wind of words turned around, and this one didn't fight: "You, you're in trouble!"

This is case number three. (To be continued......)