Out of the door of the Prime Minister's Mansion, Fang Xiaohou went crazy directly!

"Fun, fun, single, single......" The mouth was broken, the corners of his mouth were drooling, and he only blindly smirked: "Hehe, hehe, hehe......" To be precise, people have gone crazy since they came out of that hut, and the servants and maids in Yufu can prove this. Along the way, many people watched, looked at him, calmly, silently, with stiff eyes and dull faces. At that time, there was only one abnormal person in the Prime Minister's Mansion, and to be more precise, he was already crazy in the Xiangye's bedroom, and he seemed to be yelling when he was crazy, and everyone could hear it.

He was forced to drive Xiangye crazy.

This kind of result occurs when a person forcibly does something beyond the limits of his ability.

So it is with God.

"Ah Fu, open the door. This is before going out, as if he was possessed by his grandfather: "Let me out, I won't bite." ”

"Ah Fu, close the door. After going out, he waved goodbye: "Ah Fu, you are a good person, you must live well and live for 10,000 years." ”

Fu Ye sighed and watched.

Wickedness, poor grandson, madness is contagious.

The witnesses who followed were a cadre of government guards.

Alley entrance.

"The world is big, I am the biggest, Lao Tzu is not afraid of anyone! I am not afraid!" Since Fang Xiaohou Ye strutted from the alley and came with a long song, more than 200 military masters guarding the alley fell into silence together: "I am Fang Yin, General Xuanwei is also! Kill! Kill! Kill! Whoa, whoever comes is coming! Coming will be a common name!" No one felt surprised, everyone's eyes were sympathetic, this person was Fang Xiaohou Ye: "Immortal! Monster - Strange! Let you become like a human dog." Watch my grandson beat me with a stick! I'll fight—"

The generals are silent. Dead to all feeling.

Murong Gongzi followed. His face was expressionless, and he watched him play.

After playing for a while, Fang Xiaohou suddenly felt that it was not beautiful, and he scratched his ears and cheeks for a while, and his appearance was greatly annoyed!

At this time, a military master, known as a discerning soldier, stepped forward quickly: "Great Sage, your stick." ”

Suddenly and for a while. Fang Xiaohou saw sweat on his forehead, panting: "Whew, whew!"

At this time, another military master, known as a very discerning soldier B, stepped forward quickly: "Brother, there are too many monsters, let's rest first!"

"Huh-" Fang Xiaohou Ye threw away the stick, and his eyes rolled: "Brother, you still love me!"

Wiping his sweat, he suddenly became angry again, and raised his eyebrows and shouted, "You villain." What a right or wrong, give me a stick for no reason. Playing with General Ben as a monkey!"

The soldier was speechless, bowed his head and confessed: "Yes!"

Fang Xiaohou snorted coldly, and handed the handkerchief back to Soldier B: "Brother, you are a good person, I'll tell you a secret, shh-" said and looked left and right, and smiled secretly: "Don't tell them, I'll only tell you, brother, come over with your ears-"

Soldier B went over with his ears, and all the soldiers listened to him.

"In this prime minister's house, there are ghosts, there are ghosts!" said that it is true: "Wait for idlers to not enter, otherwise they will go crazy when they come out, their eyes will be red and their mouths will foam, and they will bite like mad dogs!"

All the soldiers took three steps back, and soldier B turned around and ran!

"Brother, brother, don't run! You listen to me!" Fang Xiaohou grabbed it, and said with angry eyebrows: "It's not that me, I'm not crazy, you see that I don't look good, do you look like I'm crazy?" Brother, that's right, I'm not an idler, I'm proficient in seventy-two changes, and I've always been able to subdue demons and eliminate demons, and I just entered the Prime Minister's Mansion just to ......"

This is another one.

All the soldiers took off their helmets and observed three minutes of silence.

The haunting of the Prime Minister's Mansion has been going on for a long time, and Fang Xiaohou Ye is by no means the first, by no means. More than a year, less than a month, there will be people crying from the prime minister's mansion, or running out laughing wildly, both men and women, most of them are from the mansion. There are ghosts in the Prime Minister's Mansion, and everyone knows that the Prime Minister's Mansion is a big grave, and the people living in it are zombies, and other idlers will not enter the Prime Minister's Mansion as guests. Over the years, the soldiers guarding the entrance of the alley have seen a lot, and it is not surprising, it is obvious that this little marquis is a fragile nervous, and he collapsed directly as soon as he came out and entered in two hours: "Change!"

That's it, it's starting to change, it's mutating.

"Look!" Under everyone's eyes, Fang Xiaohou Ye put on a posture, flying immortal style outside the sky, fighting the heavens and the earth: "This is Sun Xing, Monkey King!"

Whoa, all the soldiers applauded, and they all said that they had changed very well and looked very handsome.

After this change, soldier B finally got out and ran back crying: "Boss, the big thing is not good, the demon monkey has rebelled!"

"Presumptuous!" The leader, who was the little leader of the forbidden army, shouted in a deep voice: "Stand down!"

It's not like words, it's not like words!

"Change and change! Change and change!" This is the palace of the prime minister, the official family is important, how can he be allowed to be so nonsense, the little leader of the forbidden army pointed forward like a fierce god: "There is a kind of you change another one, you change another one, I will see, see if I don't ......"

"Change!" Fang Xiaohou took the lead, and changed another one: "What is this?

"This—" Seeing him squatting on the ground, holding his head in his hands, his thumbs cocked, the little leader muttered, "Could it be, cow?"

"Wrong!" Fang Xiaohou buried his head and reprimanded: "Your cow's horns are long and the back of your head, this is a crab!" said, squatting, and took two steps sideways: "Look, crab, this is the crab's eye, it can move!"

But it's not, hooked, it will move.

"Awesome, awesome!" The little boss said that your crab has two legs, and he is still squatting on the ground, and he doesn't bother to reason with it: "Come again!

"Change!" This time it was a slight change, still squatting on the ground, with both hands behind the ears, and five fingers facing the wind: "What is this?

As he spoke, he jumped: "What is this?"

Obviously, the little boss affirmed, "It's a rabbit!"

"Wrong!" Fang Xiaohou buried his head and reprimanded: "Your rabbit has a two-petal mouth, my eight precepts, you see." Yah

It's not a precept. The mouth is pouting.

"No, no, no. You're a fool!" This time the little leader was not happy, and said: "Your Bajie squatting and jumping, it's okay if there's something, uh, wait a minute-"

The little boss suddenly thought of a question.

Bajie is to learn from the rabbit master, that is purely a personal hobby, this can have: "Hey!"

"There's nothing to say, haha!" Fang Xiaohou Ye was triumphant. Take the initiative to ask: "I'll change another one for you, look at it, change!"

But seeing that he lowered his head, pouted his cheeks, and put one hand in front of him and the other behind his cheeks, he probed step by step: "Goo-goo-goo!"

There is a crown and a tail, there is a look, little by little, it is clear that the chicken eats rice: "It's a chicken! It's a chicken!"

There was no need for the little boss to say, all the soldiers shouted in unison: "It's a grass chicken!"

"Not bad!" But this person was too cunning, and the little leader thought about it for a while: "You here." Is it a chicken?"

"You're the chicken!" Don't you know if it's wrong again, Fang Xiaohou turned around and reprimanded: "Your grass chicken will open the screen, my peacock, do you look at it?"

"Look, look!" Everyone watched, and the five fingers of the hand on the cheek were divided, like a peacock opening the screen, and like a chrysanthemum blooming: "It's open!"

"Boss! Boss!" The little leader hid his face and retreated, sweating like rain: "I'm served, you come to deal with him!"

"Amitabha-" There is a small leader, and there should be a big leader: "You monkey, you are messing around again!"

This game must be played by high-IQ people, and the boss is the right thing to say: "Huh?

The small boss has a head and no brains, and the big boss is resourceful, known as the little Zhu Liang in the army: "Wukong, you forgot again, five hundred years ago-"

"Buddha Buddha?"

"Wrong!"

"Guanyin Bodhisattva?"

"Wrong!"

"Master, Master, Master!"

"Wrong again!"

"Damn, count you ruthless! Don't talk nonsense, report your name!"

"The great sage escaped from the gossip furnace, the ape under the Five Elements Mountain, I am, and the moral Tianzun is also. ”

"Disrespectful and disrespectful, it turns out that Taishang Laojun, Taishang Laojun, you are Amitabha, I am confused, don't bring such a play......"

By the way, Taishang Laojun is definitely a great figure, recognized as the founder of Taoism, and there is a doppelganger who has written the Tao Te Ching.

"Yes, Lao Tzu is, Taishang Laojun. ”

"Okay, you're the Taishang Laojun, but I warn you, after all, don't scold people!"

"Wukong, do you know that Lao Tzu is here to enlighten you today?"

"Come less, my son will turn Lao Tzu, you are Lao Jun, I will Hongjun, watch me turn into three clears and change!"

"Wukong, no matter how many things you change, there are two things that can't be changed. ”

"Can't it change?

"All the same, monkey. ”

“......”

"It's the same, it's people. ”

"Damn! You're scolding again, I can warn you......"

"Wukong, you are a stubborn stone, and now you are not a stone, a monkey, or a person, and you are not a thing, do you understand?"

"I know, I don't, what's the explanation?"

"There is only one way, and that is to be yourself, to adapt to change. ”

"I understand, if it doesn't change, it's not a stone, it's not a monkey, it's not a thing, it's not a thing, big brother, may I ask, can I still be saved?"

"There is no other way but to die. ”

"Heh, he, hehe, I said big brother, you are so eloquent!"

"It's over, brother. ”

"I said big brother, you're done with me, I have to turn you in, listen up, in fact, it doesn't matter what you will change when you become a human or a monkey, I just need to change one thing-"

"Brother, no, Wukong! Ahhh

"Change!"

Transformed into a roaring god dog, on all fours, his sharp teeth bulging: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

"Wait, wait, wait, don't, don't! If you say change, you will change......" After that, the Daode Tianzun, or the resourceful boss, threw him to the ground, and the two rolled into a ball, fighting happily: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

The soldiers laughed and were overjoyed: "If you want to get it, bite it to death!"

All the things that came, all the things, no one took it seriously, all of them were the New Year's sacrificial army: "Ou-Ou-"

Approachable, willing to be a monkey, this person is Fang Xiaohouye, now everyone knows him, and they all like him very much: "Monkey boxing!

But.

This is not acting, it is not a drill, don't forget:

Let me out, I don't bite.

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Who knows, this little marquis has been biting people for a long time: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

After biting, I ran, ran on all fours, and screamed all the way!

"Boss, boss?" the soldiers hula and surrounded him: "Boss!"

I saw the big leader, raising one hand and one hand, raising both hands over his head, squatting, jumping: "Damn! What a bite! It's crazy!"

Under the light, on the wrists, there were a circle of tooth marks, oozing with beads of blood.

Fang Xiaohou has been biting people for a long time, and the big boss is by no means the first, by no means: "Childe, childe, this-"

Of course, Murong Gongzi, after all, Murong Gongzi will give everyone justice: "He, how is he, he is-"

Childe smiled.

laughed without warning, and then walked away, leaving behind a seven-character mantra: "Hahahahahahahaha!" (to be continued......)