【Chapter 29】Lumberjack?
"Ahh......h You female rascal!" Early in the morning, Li Xiaochen's strange scream scared away a few sparrows standing on the windowsill to take a nap.
Jiang Mi'er rubbed her sleepy eyes and let out a "hmm" from her nose in a daze.
At this moment, she is like a well-behaved snow rabbit, curled up lazily on the sofa.
Li Xiaochen hid in the quilt and put on all his clothes and pants before walking in front of her.
"Morning. Jiang Mi'er covered her mouth and yawned.
Li Xiaochen didn't speak, just glared at her a few times, and then went to wash.
Jiang Mi'er noticed that something was wrong, put on her slippers, walked outside the bathroom, and asked, "What's wrong with you?"
Li Xiaochen, who was brushing his teeth, snorted and muttered, "What did you do last night?" ”
"I know it in my heart?" Jiang Mi'er blinked in confusion, "I don't know." ”
Li Xiaochen turned his head and glared at her, and said angrily: "Don't pretend to be garlic with me." Did you strip me naked last night?"
Jiang Mi'er nodded: "Yes." ”
Li Xiaochen scratched his head frantically and shouted, "Why can you behave so calmly?
Jiang Mi'er clasped her hands in front of her chest and said with a smile: "You still dare to say it." If it hadn't been for me last night, you would have died. Do you know that that kind of Ning Dan will make you blow yourself up and lose all your bones. ”
Li Xiaochen thought about it for a moment.
Yes, indeed. It seems like something terrible happened last night. Really angry, out of control, then, then ......
Dizzy, I don't remember what happened next.
Although he doesn't know much about the situation, Jiang Mi'er will never harm him.
In that case, I should thank her......
Wrong!
"I know maybe my method of compressing my true qi is a bit whimsical. But, but ...... You don't have to strip me naked, do you?" Li Xiaochen saw Jiang Mi'er's smart black eyes full of smiles, and felt as if he was wearing nothing, which was very embarrassing.
Jiang Mi'er still couldn't hold back after all, and smiled: "Do you know why people are not allowed to blow the wind after sweating? Do you know why people should dry their feet immediately after soaking their feet or taking a bath? Do you know why people should wipe off as soon as possible after sweating?"
Without waiting for Li Xiaochen to answer, Jiang Mi'er continued: "You had a lot of toxin-laden blood on your body last night. If you don't wash it right away, it will be bad for your health. ”
"So you're kind enough to wash me up, throw me back into bed, and let me sleep naked in bed all night?"
Jiang Mi'er added: "Strictly speaking, I have helped you cover the quilt well. ”
"But you've seen every part of my body! Of course, I know you're doing it for my good. I appreciate you too. But I ......" Li Xiaochen blushed embarrassedly, "In short, you made me very entangled and embarrassed." Do you know?"
"What's there to worry about? In Japan, many people have the habit of sleeping with fruits. How good it is to promote blood circulation, beauty and weight loss. ”
"I didn't mean that!"
Jiang Mi'er analyzed his facial expression and said clearly, "I understand." Are you going to marry a girl once she sees her body?"
As soon as she finished speaking, Jiang Mi'er snorted and leaned back with laughter.
"Nonsense!" Li Xiaochen glared at her vigorously, "I mean, you've seen my body. But I haven't seen your body. Isn't it a big loss?"
After speaking, Li Xiaochen held the toothbrush in his mouth and grabbed Jiang Mi'er with a wicked smile.
Jiang Mi'er hurriedly dodged, ran to the living room, and said with a smile: "I didn't mean to." It's a plot need, okay?"
"Then I'm also because of the plot now. And this is the request of the director and the audience at large. Li Xiaochen pounced with his teeth and claws.
"No, I don't. Jiang Mi'er deftly flashed to the side, "You big carrot." After hugging Tang Yao, now I want to take advantage of me again. ”
"That's different. At that time, it was forced to do so. I don't comfort her like that, I don't know what she's going to do. ”
"Come less. Is that what you have to do to comfort others? Don't deny it. ”
"Hey, don't frame me. I'll sue you for slander. Besides, where did I spend it?"
"Where don't you spend it? With me, a big beauty, I accompany you every day. Hmph, I actually went to hug other women. Your fiancée doesn't have that kind of treatment. ”
"Again, it's a 'fake' fiancée. Besides, isn't your treatment worse? Not only did you look at my body, but you also didn't know how many times you touched it. ”
"I'll touch you, how about it?" Jiang Mi'er wiped her fingers on Li Xiaochen's face teasingly, and said with a smile: "Can't you touch the tiger's butt?"
"You!" Hearing her say that his face was an ass, Li Xiaochen was angry and funny, "Don't force me." When the puppy is in a hurry, he will jump off the cliff and die. Rabbits bite people's ears when they're in a hurry. ”
"Okay, it's up to you whether you want to jump off a cliff or bite your ears. Jiang Mi'er looked at the time, put away the play, and pushed Li Xiaochen to the sink, "But before that, hurry up and wash up." A car is coming to pick us up soon. ”
......
The so-called special car is a small van. The next two days are weekends and no classes, so Jiang Mier arranged a two-day special training plan for Li Xiaochen.
The location of the special training is a remote forest farm far away from Yinluo City. The farm is privately owned.
And the driver in charge of driving is the general manager of the forest farm.
Li Xiaochen felt more and more that Jiang Mi'er had great powers. Even the people in the forest farm know each other.
When he was in the car, he looked inward. Somehow, the true qi in the body turned out to be liquid.
Li Xiaochen didn't know that he had gone around the ghost gate last night and almost couldn't come back.
But he knew that the reason why he was still alive and well was all thanks to Jiang Mi'er's blessing.
If you think about it, she is also very good to herself. Although she often quarrels and is often teased by her, she is really happy in her heart, like eating honey, sweet and greasy.
Maybe this is the unique charm of Jiang Mier.
If one day, it would be nice to be able to marry her.
It's just that he's just a poor boy, how can he be worthy of a young lady?
Forget it, why do you want to do so much?
The past mind is unattainable, it is not true that it has been extinguished, the present mind is unattainable, fleeting, and the past, and the future mind is unattainable, unknowable and impermanent.
Since you can't get three hearts, don't waste that effort and play delusions.
Getting rid of delusions, Li Xiaochen seized the time to carry out the basic homework of gathering qi.
I don't know how much time passed, but the car stopped.
Li Xiaochen opened his eyes and saw that there were tall trees all around. After getting off the bus, the birds are singing and the mountains are secluded, and the air is fresh, which makes people feel refreshed.
The person in charge helped move the tent, food and daily necessities, then said goodbye to Jiang Mi'er and drove away.
Propping up the tent and putting all the things inside, Jiang Mi'er took Li Xiaochen to a big tree.
"From now on, we will have a two-day special training. First, let's sort out the skills you've mastered so far. In addition to the Taixuantian Qing Dao, you will be a flying star stepping on the moon and more than a thousand kinds of rune seal making. Among them, he is best at teleportation. It is necessary for us to position you according to your own characteristics. ”
Jiang Mi'er paused, and then said: "You have the two attributes of thunder and space, and you have the characteristics of swiftness and idling. In online game terms, the best way forward for you to go forward should be DPS (damagepersecond, damage per second, in this case, high attack power units). But you have an empty stat, so you can be a powerful DPS with high attack and high flash. You can attack, you can retreat, and as soon as people see you, they will be frightened. ”
Li Xiaochen couldn't help but smile secretly when he heard her say something funny.
"What are you laughing at?" Jiang Mi'er gave him a burst chestnut, "Guys who don't learn and don't want to make progress, don't laugh." It's class time. Listen well. The first thing a strong DPS should have is the ability to attack damage. In your current situation, the damage output is about zero. It is undeniable that you are such a waste of firewood, and it has something to do with me. After all, I didn't teach you how to attack. Ahem, now I will talk about the content of the special training in the past two days. ”
"Instructor, I have a problem!"
Say. ”
"The straps of your underwear slipped onto your arms. ”
Jiang Mi'er glanced at him, pulled the sling, and continued: "The Nine Heavens Xuanbing, the Ziya Sword, which has been passed down from generation to generation in the Jiang family, is a thunder attribute. Only Thunder Immortal Cultivators can use it. I can drive it, and naturally I also have a thunder attribute physique. I'll give you a demonstration. ”
Jiang Mi'er's right arm naturally droops, and her five fingers are put together, making a knife-shaped.
Condensed her true qi in her palm, and saw a white light wrapped in purple rays emanating from her entire palm, like thousands of devouring lightning that cracked the sky and screamed, causing a chaotic sound.
In just a short moment, these lightning bolts, which were constantly twisted into strong lines of various thicknesses and lengths, made the nearby tall trees tremble and the fallen leaves colorful.
"Keep your eyes open. Fanghua is only in an instant. Jiang Mi'er slowly raised her right arm.
When her right palm is raised near her left shoulder, she slashes diagonally from the top left to the bottom right.
I only caught a glimpse of the light pouring out of her palm in an instant, like a thin knife stretched out, slashing at the trunk of the big tree in front of her.
The white blade formed by the purple lightning and thunder, just after cutting, shrank in an instant, returned to Jiang Mi'er's palm, and returned to the original beating lightning.
If it weren't for Li Xiaochen's cultivation of the Taixuantian Qing Dao, his five senses would be much sharper than ordinary people's, and this lightning blow would not be able to be seen clearly.
At this time, the big tree, which required four or five people to hold hand in hand, actually fell down with a bang.
The incision is slanted and neat. Li Xiaochen touched it with his hands, without the slightest sense of concave and convex, just like a perfect inclined plane, even with a sawmill it is impossible to do so.
"Cow. With this efficiency, with you, the lumber yard doesn't need to hire any lumberjacks at all. ”