Jiang Mi'er tidied up her appearance a little and opened the door.

The knock on the door was a middle-aged man in his forties.

The whole head is barely grassy. Only the back of the head still has some thinning hair.

Fanned ears, rosacea nose. The sharp-beaked monkey has a lewd expression.

A men's vest, a pair of knee-length shorts, and a pair of flip-flops.

He also shook a tattered fan in his hand.

The middle-aged man didn't expect that the person who came out to open the door would be a stunning beauty with a thousand charms.

He raised an eyebrow. A pair of thief's small eyes swirled around Jiang Mi'er's body.

This melon seed face as beautiful as a peach and plum, this plump and firm breasts, this willow waist that is not full of hands, this round and sexy buttocks, this seductive legs with a short fit, this exquisite little feet, this tender white and delicate crystal jade skin......

Tsk, saliva......

Take a closer look, if you take out any of her facial features, she is the top in the world, and she can't find the slightest fault.

What's even more rare is that after the combination of facial features, it still conforms to the golden ratio of "three courts and five eyes" and "four highs and three lows"!

After a little visual inspection, he found that the head-to-body ratio of the beautiful woman in front of him had reached an astonishing 1:9.

I didn't expect to see the legendary nine-headed body here!

Even the ratio of the upper and lower body is exactly 5:8, which is symmetrical and coordinated, in line with the law of "golden section"!

Shocked, the middle-aged man only had four words left in his mind - perfect!

In the past 40 years, he has also seen all kinds of beautiful women.

But no one can compare to the flawless super beauty in front of her!

The more the middle-aged man looked, the more excited he became, and the more he watched, the more restless he became. The full of blazing ** was burned.

He smiled lewdly and rubbed his chin. The endless greedy gaze sucked Jiang Mi'er from head to toe.

The mouth is still saying: "Excellent, haha, it's really the best......"

Jiang Mi'er was stared at by him uncomfortably. said: "We have paid the utility bills. Please come back next month. ”

With a pull of her hand, she was about to close the door.

The middle-aged man pushed with both hands and kept the opportunity to see the beautiful woman.

"Miss, I'm not charging utility bills. My name is Wu Youyan, and I live in the courtyard of this old housing area. You can call me to kiss Xiao Yanyan or bad little husband. I don't mind. Don't be shy, just be bold. ”

Jiang Mi'er sighed and asked, "Is there something wrong with you?"

Hearing her ask, Wu Youyan remembered his purpose.

He had set up a sleeping chair on the roof of the old house tonight to cool off in the breeze.

But the night sky was suddenly overcast and thunderous.

The aura of the artifact that emanated from nowhere pierced his hairs stood on end.

After perceiving it a little, Wu Youyan realized that the source of this breath was in the old housing area.

I don't know which immortal cultivator is so bold and so flamboyant in a densely populated place.

He has always coveted the sharp weapons of the gods, so he has to join in the fun.

Maybe there are immortal cultivators fighting here. When they lost the fight, they would come to the back with a yellow finch and get the magic weapon in their hands.

After thinking about it in his heart, he chased after him with his breath. Who knew that this breath disappeared without a trace in an instant.

So he had to knock on doors in the hope of finding some clues.

Walking to the corridor of this house, Wu Youyan faintly heard the voice of a woman.

Because of his perennial practice of some evil ways of collecting yin and supplementing yang, he has also heard the moans of various women.

But no one had ever let out such a heart-rending scream.

There is a bit of weakness in the madness. There is a bit of pain between the grief.

It is no less miserable than the screams of a woman during childbirth.

This kind of voice that does not follow the routine suddenly made Wu Youyan feel unprecedented excitement.

He put the previous things behind him, and just wanted to quickly find the owner of the cry and get her hands.

When Xunsheng found this house, Wu Youyan was stunned.

That voice was such a beautiful and moving stunner!

His heart is not filthy. can distort Jiang Mi'er's painful lamentation into something else.

This is exactly what it is: if there is in your heart, see if everyone is. If the heart is not right, the lion's roar will also be riotous.

Wu Youyan's face was full of obscenity, and he looked at Jiang Mi'er carefully, and said in a mixed manner: "Actually, I am a cultivator below. I just watched the stars at night, observed the heart of the sky, and suddenly saw a sudden change in the wind and clouds, and it was obvious that there were nine heavenly divine soldiers in the world. Now I see that the young lady's face is full of anger, and the disaster is coming. I'm afraid I won't live until tonight. ”

Jiang Mi'er stared at the fan in his hand, and her heart tightened: this fan hides immortal energy, and it is obviously a magic weapon of the immortal family. Could it be that he is an immortal cultivator who is hidden in the world?

After looking at Wu Youyan's face for a while, Jiang Mi'er felt a little relieved.

Judging from his complexion, he is a womanizer who does not know abstinence and covets lustful pleasures.

Maybe some tricks have been practiced through some crooked ways, but if they violate the way of heaven and morality, they will always suffer evil consequences.

This kind of pustule is not a cause for concern at all.

Wu Youyan saw that Jiang Mi'er didn't speak, and thought that she was bluffed, and he was happy in his heart: I didn't expect this person to be so easy to deceive. It's just a big IQ egg. I'm having a good time tonight, haha.

It's a pity that Wu Youyan's wishful thinking was wrong.

He didn't know who the beauty in front of him was, so he rashly touched the butt of the female fox.

The tiger's ass can't be touched. What's more, it's a cunning fox pretending to be a tiger?

Where would the cunning ghost-like Jiang Mi'er not know his flowery intestines?

Wu Youyan grabbed Jiang Mi'er's slender hand and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, there is a brother." I know there's a place to avoid this. ”

Jiang Mi'er pretended to be frightened and asked, "Do I really have a disaster tonight?"

Wu Youyan nodded solemnly: "If you hit the catastrophe, you can't escape death." Unless ......"

"Unless what?"

"Unless you go to that place to ward off evil spirits and stay for one night. ”

Jiang Mi'er's expression struggled for a moment, and she asked, "May I ask Mr. Wu, where is that place to ward off evil spirits, is it far from here?"

Wu Youyan shook his head and said, "It's not far, it's at my house." I have set up a rebellion in my house to ward off evil spirits. No demons or monsters will want to come in. As long as you take refuge in my house for a while, you can avoid this fate. ”

Jiang Mi'er's face was full of suspicion: "You shouldn't lie to me, right?"

Wu Youyan laughed and said, "I can see from the gloom on your face that you usually do a lot of good deeds. That's why I'm revealing the secret to you. Believe it or not, it's all up to you. I took my leave under it. ”

"Hey-" Jiang Mi'er stopped Wu Youyan, who didn't want to leave at all, "Mr. Wu stays." I'll go with you. ”

"Really?" Wu Youyan's eyes lit up, and Harazi almost gushed out.

Immediately, he realized that he had lost his temper, and quickly wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, put on the appearance of a virtuous person, and said: "You can trust my words, you are very wise, very good, very good......"

Jiang Mi'er smiled slightly: "Wait a minute." I went to call my husband and went to evacuate together. ”

"Okay, I'll wait...... Wait, what are you talking about?" Wu Youyan trembled, "You have a husband?"

"That's right. Jiang Mi'er nodded.

Wu Youyan was stunned: This beauty is a human-wife and young woman?

He subconsciously aimed at Jiang Mi'er's lower body.

Wu Youyan has always studied women. He glanced at it and immediately distinguished.

No, this is clearly a virgin who has not been **. Where did the husband come from?

But I heard her screaming so loudly before, and she should have a lover without a husband. Otherwise, I can't say it.

Hmph, no matter. Even if she is really good, Lao Tzu will still get her home.

Wu Youyan habitually touched his chin: "This ...... Not so good. Except for me, the arranger, the evil array can only cover those who are too evil. Ordinary people are afraid that they will lose their lives if they go in. You're not afraid of your husband......"

Jiang Mi'er originally wanted to make him retreat from the difficulty. But Wu Youyan's lust heart does not die, and he does not retreat but advances, which is really shameless.

She chuckled and immediately took the second solution, saying, "Okay then. Mr. Wu waited outside. I'll change my clothes later, and I'll go to your house. ”

After speaking, Jiang Mi'er closed the door and left Wu Youyan outside.

Wu Youyan was so happy in his heart. Now in this world, such beautiful and deceitful beauties are even rarer than pandas.

He paced impatiently back and forth from hallway to hallway. My mind is full of dirty thoughts that are not clean.

But after waiting for more than half an hour, Wu Youyan didn't wait for Jiang Mi'er to come out.

He muttered to himself: It won't take so long to change clothes, right? Yes, beautiful women like to dress themselves up beautifully. Of course, it takes a lot of time to dress up.

So, Wu Youyan continued to wait patiently.

After a while, there was a commotion downstairs. There were crackling and messy steps, and it seemed that many people were walking upstairs.

After a while, Wu Youyan saw a group of men in white coats hurrying up.

At this time, Jiang Mi'er happened to open the door.

Wu Youyan was immediately startled when he saw it.

Jiang Mi'er had messy hair, and there were many blood marks on her body that looked like she had been caught. Several wounds were still bleeding.

"This young lady, was that your call just now?" When the group arrived, a man who looked like a doctor asked Jiang Mi'er.

Jiang Mi'er covered her face, sobbed and nodded.

The doctor turned to Wu Youyan and looked at him carefully: "Male, in his forties, with thief eyebrows, rosacea, and fanned ears...... That's right. ”

Wu Youyan was stunned: "What's right?"

The doctor grimaced and asked solemnly, "Sir, did you make this young lady like this?"

Wu Youyan shook his head vigorously: "Of course not......!

"The answer is not usually good~. The doctor said to a nearby intern, "Years of clinical experience have shown that delusional psychopaths generally don't remember how much they ever hurt someone. ”

Wu Youyan was furious and scolded: "You are only insane!"

The doctor went on to tell the intern, "See, no? Psychopaths are usually sensitive to the word 'psychopathy'. So as soon as they hear a similar word, they will subconsciously deny it and replace 'psychosis' with 'neurotic' to scold us. Those who do what we do should be compassionate, forgiving, and not like the sick. ”

The intern listened attentively, taking a pen and taking notes.

The doctor added, "Actually, psychosis and neuropathy are two completely different diseases. To put it simply, the former is a mental disorder and unconsciousness, while the latter is a general term for a neurological disorder. You know, mentally ill people have IQ problems, and of course they can't figure out the difference between the two. ”

When Wu Youyan heard them identify him as a psychopath, he exclaimed angrily: "I'm not mentally ill! I'm here to find this young lady!"

"Yo, yes, I didn't expect the mentally ill to look for Xiao-Sister?" the doctor said to the assistant on the other side, "Write it down." This is a ** type case. The average psychopath would not say that he was looking for a 'young lady'. They usually say they're looking for a 'big sister'. The patient's consciousness is quite clear. I see hope for a cure. ”

Wu Youyan was so angry with them that he stomped his feet. He picked up his fan, trying to shut them up with a fairy spell.

He just raised his hand, but he didn't dare to fan it. It is taboo to use immortal magic in front of secular people.

The doctor snapped his fingers. A group of people behind him rushed up and pushed Wu Youyan to the ground.

Wu Youyan is also an immortal cultivator, and his strength is much greater than that of ordinary people.

He struggled and pushed the group away.

"Look, I can't tell you're still a manic person. The doctor took out an electric rod and pointed at Wu Youyan, "Let's go together!"

After receiving the order, the group of people took out electric batons one after another and electrocuted Wu Youyan.

Although Wu Youyan was an immortal cultivator, he didn't dare to violate the rules set by the Shadow Department.

If you attack them and make trouble, you will be wanted by the shadow department for ten thousand years. It's not worth it!

In such a moment of hesitation, dozens of electric rods had already hit him.

"Ahh

The faint blue electric light flickered between the not-so-bright corridors.

The doctor walked up to Wu Youyan, who had not yet fainted, and was very surprised: "This patient can still stay awake? As a reward, I would like to ask you one last question. Please answer carefully. We will decide whether or not to send you to a psychiatric hospital based on your answers. Excuse me, what is one plus one?"

Wu Youyan shook uncontrollably, and said in a trembling voice: "Second ......"

"Congratulations, the answer is completely correct!" the doctor stabbed Wu Youyan with an electric baton, "But you know too much." ”

Then there was another crackling electric shock.

"Hahahaha......" Seeing this group of warriors carry Wu Youyan away in a bag, Jiang Mi'er couldn't hold it back anymore, leaned on the door, laughing and bursting into tears.

Finally relieved, she wiped off the red paint on her body with a tissue, and said with a smile to the doctor who stayed behind to deal with the aftermath: "You have worked hard for a trip." ”

The doctor waved his hand modestly and asked with a smile, "Our acting skills are not bad, right?

Jiang Mi'er gave him an approving look and said, "Word for word." You guys are doing a great job. After I go back, I will thank President Tang Yao on my behalf. Of course, comrades have also worked hard. ”

The doctor was flattered and gave a military salute very cooperatively: "Serve Brother Chen!"