51, heard the sitting bucket (3)

Yi Lin said: "Brother Linghu said with a smile, 'Practicing this way of swordsmanship is just for fun, and there is no intention of fighting with others. Brother Tian must not be misunderstood, the younger brother will never dare to treat you as a fly in the toilet. I couldn't help but laugh again. Tian Boguang was even more annoyed, took out a single knife, put it on the table, and said, "Okay, let's all sit down and compare." I saw a fierce light in his eyes, and I was very scared, he had obviously moved to kill Brother Linghu. ”

Brother Linghu said with a smile, "Sitting and making swords, you are not as deep as me, you can't compare to me, Ling Hu Chong made a new friend today, Brother Tian, why should he hurt the harmony of the two families? Besides, Ling Hu Chong's dignified husband is unwilling to take advantage of his friends in his best kung fu." Tian Boguang said, "This is Tian Boguang's willingness, it can't be said that you took advantage of me." Brother Linghu said, "In this way, Brother Tian must compare?" Tian Boguang said, "Must compare!" Brother Linghu said, "Must sit and compare!" Tian Boguang said, "By the way, you must sit and compare!" Brother Linghu said, "Okay, in this case, we have to make a rule, when the victory or defeat is undecided, which one stands up first will be considered a loss." Tian Boguang said, "Yes! When the victory or defeat is undecided, whichever one stands up first will be considered a loss." ’”

"Brother Linghu asked again, 'What if you lose?' Tian Boguang said, 'What do you say?' Brother Linghu said, "Wait for me to think about it." There is, first, the person who loses, in the future, when he sees this little nun, he must no longer have any rude words and actions, as soon as he sees her, he has to step forward and bow respectfully, and say, Little Master, disciple Tian Boguang to meet you. Tian Boguang said, "Bah! How do you know that I am going to lose?" What if you lose?' Brother Linghu said, "I am the same, whoever loses, whoever has to switch to the Hengshan faction, become the apprentice of Master Dingyi, and be the apprentice of this little nun." "Master, do you want Brother Fox to say it funny or not? Why did the two of them lose the competition and want to join the Hengshan Sect instead? How can I accept them as apprentices?" she said with a faint smile on her face. She has always been sad, but at this moment, she is smiling slightly, and she is even more beautiful.

Seeing her appearance, Ye Xiao knew that Yilin, a little girl who was ignorant of the world, was now deeply fascinated by Ling Hu Chong, and it was precisely because of this incident in the original book that Yi Lin, the little girl, fell in love with Ling Hu Chong alone.

Ding Yi said: "These rude men on the rivers and lakes can say anything, how can you take it seriously? This makes Hu Chong deliberately anger Tian Boguang. When she said this, she raised her head, closed her eyes slightly, and wondered what method Ling Hu Chong could use to win, and if he lost the competition, how could he go back on his word? After thinking for a while, he knew that his intelligence was too far behind these scoundrels and hooligans, and he didn't have to worry about it, so he asked, "But how did Tian Boguang answer?"

Yi Lin said: "Tian Boguang saw that Brother Linghu said so fearlessly, and his face showed hesitation, I thought he was a little worried, probably thinking: Could it be that Linghu Chong is sitting on the sword, and he really has an outstanding strength? At this time, Brother Linghu provoked him again, 'If you are determined to refuse to join the Hengshan faction, then we don't have to compare. Tian Boguang said angrily, "Nonsense! Okay, that's it, if you lose, you will worship this little nun as a teacher!" I said, "I can't accept you as an apprentice, I don't deserve your kung fu, and besides, my master doesn't allow it." My Hengshan faction, whether it is a monk or a family, is a woman, how can I ...... How can you ......' Brother Linghu waved his hand and said, "I have discussed with Brother Tian, if you don't accept it, you have to accept it, how can you be the master?" After speaking, he turned his head to Tian Boguang and said, "Second, the person who loses has to raise his sword and wave his own eunuch." 'Master, I don't know what it means to raise your sword and become a eunuch yourself?"

When she asked, everyone laughed. Dingyi couldn't help but laugh, and finally a smile appeared on his stern face, and said: "Those hooligans' foul words, good boy, you don't need to ask if you don't understand, it's nothing good." ”

Sure enough, it's a simple and kind cute girl paper, no, if it goes on like this, the master won't be able to stand it! Ye Xiao became more and more aware that he seemed to have a cute sister control.

Yi Lin said: "Oh, it turned out to be foul language. I thought that if there was an emperor, there would be eunuchs, and it was not a big deal. After hearing this, Tian Boguang squinted at Brother Linghu and asked, "Brother Linghu, do you really have the certainty of victory?" Brother Linghu said, "This is natural, standing and fighting, I Linghu Chong ranks eighty-ninth in the martial arts of the world." Sitting and fighting, ranked second!' Tian Boguang was very curious, and asked, 'Who are you second?' Brother Linghu said, "That's the Demon Sect Leader Dongfang Undefeated!"

Everyone present heard her mention the words "Demon Sect Leader Dongfang is undefeated", and their faces changed. Ye Xiao couldn't help but feel a desire to meet this top master in Mr. Jin's pen, it can be said that Dongfang Undefeated is the top master that Mr. Jin writes the most, and most of the other masters are described in the techniques mentioned in the book, but Dongfang Undefeated is not.

Yi Lin noticed the sudden change in everyone's expressions, she was both surprised and a little frightened, afraid that she had said the wrong thing, and asked, "Master, is this not right?"

Dingyi said: "Don't mention this person's name. What did Tian Boguang say?"

Yi Lin said: "Tian Boguang nodded and said, 'You said that the Eastern Sect Master is the first, I have nothing to say, but Your Excellency claims to be the second, which is a bit boastful. Are you still better than Mr. Venerable Master Yue?' Brother Linghu said, "I mean sit and fight." Standing and fighting, my master is ranked eighth, and I am eighty-nine, which is far from his old man. Tian Boguang nodded and said, "I see! So standing and fighting, what rank am I?, and who is this ranked?" Brother Linghu said, "This is a big secret, Brother Tian, I will talk to you about speculation, and I will tell you, but you must not leak it out, otherwise it will definitely cause a storm among the bosses in the martial arts." Three months ago, the five masters of my Wuyue Sword Sect gathered in Huashan to talk about the superiority of today's martial arts masters. The five masters were happy for a while, and they lined up all the masters in the world. Brother Tian, I won't tell you anything, the five respected teachers scolded your character so much that it was worthless, and when it came to your martial arts, everyone thought that it was really unambiguous, standing and fighting, and the world could be ranked fourteenth. ’”

Tianmen Daoist and Dingyi Shitai said in unison: "Linghu Chong is talking nonsense, how can there be such a thing?"

Yi Lin said: "It turns out that Brother Linghu lied to him. Tian Boguang was also a little skeptical, and said, "The heads of the Wuyue Sword Sect are all great masters in the martial arts. actually ranked Tian Boguang fourteenth, that was an award. Brother Linghu, are you in front of the five masters, do you use your stinky set of toilet swordsmanship, otherwise why would they allow you to be the second in the world?" Brother Linghu smiled, "Is this set of toilet swordsmanship?" Ling Hu Chong talked with some masters of the sideways, and everyone thought that except for the Eastern Sect Master, there was no one in the world who could be defeated. However, Brother Tian, then again, although I am good at this way of swordsmanship, except for stabbing flies when I go out, it is not practical. Think about it, if you really have a hands-on competition with others, who is willing to sit still? Even if I make an appointment with you to sit and compete, when you lose, you will naturally become angry and stand up, and you can easily kill me, the second in the world who sits and fights. So, it's true that you are standing and fighting the fourteenth in the world, but I, the second in the world while sitting, are in vain and inadequate. Tian Boguang snorted coldly and said, "Brother Linghu, you really know how to say this mouth." How do you know that I will definitely lose to you if I sit and fight, and how do you know that I will be angry and stand up and kill you?' Brother Linghu said, "If you promise not to kill me after you lose, then it is too ...... The covenant of eunuchs can not be counted, lest you have no children and grandchildren, and no descendants. Okay, let's stop talking nonsense, let's do it!' He lifted his hand and lifted the table and the wine jug and bowl out of the air, and the two of them sat facing each other, one with a knife in his hand and the other with a sword in the other. Brother Linghu said, "Let's make a move!" Whoever stands up first and leaves the chair with his butt will lose. Tian Boguang said, "Okay, look who stands up first!" The two of them were just about to make a move, Tian Boguang glanced at me, suddenly laughed, and said, "Brother Linghu, I have obeyed you." It turns out that you secretly laid down people's hands, and today you deliberately came to embarrass Tian Boguang, I sat and fought with you, and no one was allowed to leave the chair, not to mention that your helpers rushed out, just this little nun moved her hands and feet behind my back, maybe it forced me to stand up. Brother Linghu also laughed and said, "If you only teach someone to intervene to help, it can be regarded as Linghu Chong's loss." Little nun, do you want me to win, or do you want to defeat?' I said, 'Naturally, I want you to win.' You sit and fight, second in the world, and you must not lose to him. Brother Linghu said, "Okay, then please stop!" The faster you go, the better, the farther the better! Such a bald little nun stood in front of me, and Linghu Chong lost without fighting. He didn't wait for Tian Boguang to stop him, and stabbed at him with a sword. Tian Boguang waved his knife to block it, and said with a smile, "Admire, admire! What a clever plan to save the little nun from getting out." Brother Linghu, what a ...... are you Amorous seeds. It's just that this one is dangerous, and the risk is a little bigger. It was then that I realized that Brother Linghu had repeatedly said that whoever stood up first would lose, so that I would have a chance to escape. Tian Bo couldn't leave the chair naked, so naturally he couldn't come to catch me. ”