50, heard the sitting bucket (2)
Yi Lin said: "Tian Boguang said, 'This bull's nose martial arts are good, my knife is not slow, he can actually shrink three inches in time, this knife actually cut him without death. There are really two more tricks in the Taishan faction. Brother Linghu, if this bull's nose doesn't die, you will have a lot of trouble in the future. Just now I wanted to kill him to save you from trouble, but unfortunately this knife will not kill him. Brother Linghu smiled, "In my life, there are troubles every day, fuck me, drink, drink." Brother Tian, if your knife slashes at my chest, my martial arts skills are not as good as Uncle Tiansong, then I can't avoid it. Tian Boguang said with a smile, "When I used the knife just now, it was indeed my subordinates who showed mercy, which was to repay your friendship for not killing me in the cave last night." I was surprised to hear this, so that the two of them fought in the cave last night, but the big brother fox still had the upper hand and spared his life. ”
When everyone heard this, their faces showed disapproval, and they all felt that Ling Hu Chong should not have a relationship with this evil thief.
Yi Lin continued: "Brother Linghu said, 'Last night in the cave, I did my best, and my art is not as good as others, how dare you say that the sword is merciful?' Tian Boguang laughed and said, "At that time, you and this little nun were hiding in the cave, and this little nun made a sound, which was detected by me, but you held your breath, I never expected that someone else was watching on the side. I grabbed the little nun and immediately broke her rules. You only have to wait for a moment, and when my soul flies out of the sky and my heart is not distracted, a sword will be stabbed, and it will surely take my life. Brother Linghu, you are not an eleven or twelve-year-old boy, how can you not know the light and heavy joints in between? I know that you are a dignified husband, and you don't want to carry out such a plot, so that sword, hehe, just stabbed me lightly in the shoulder. Brother Linghu said, "If I stay for a while, won't this little nun be insulted by you?" I tell you, although I was angry when I saw the nun, the Hengshan Sect was always one of the Five Peaks Sword Sect. You have deceived us, and you will not tolerate it. Tian Boguang said with a smile, "That's true, but if your sword is sent forward another three or four inches, one of my arms will be useless, but after your sword stabbed me, it retracted?" Brother Linghu said, "I am a disciple of Huashan, how can I hurt people with a secret arrow?" You first cut a knife on my shoulder, and I will return a sword on your shoulder. Tian Boguang laughed and said, Okay, I made you a friend, come on, come on, drink a bowl. ”
Hearing this, Ye Xiao couldn't help but shake his head, the so-called righteous sect in this martial arts is really pedantic and speechless, Ling Hu Chong should be regarded as an outlier among them, but even if he does this, he still has to pay attention to the so-called justice.
"Brother Linghu said, 'I am not as good as you in martial arts, but you are not as good as me in terms of alcohol. Tian Boguang said, "Isn't the amount of wine as good as you?" Brother Linghu frowned and said, "Brother Tian, I just said that you are also a good man who does not take advantage of others, so I gambled with you. Tian Boguang squinted at him and asked, "How can I take advantage of you?" Brother Linghu said, "You know that I hate nuns, and when you see a nun, you feel uncomfortable and have a big appetite, how can you still gamble with you?" Tian Boguang laughed again and said, "Brother Linghu, I know that you are doing everything possible just to save this little nun, but I, Tian Boguang, love lust like life, and since I have taken a fancy to this charming little nun, I will not let her go if I say anything." If you want me to let her go, there is only one condition. Brother Linghu said, "Okay, you can say it, go up the knife mountain, get off the oil pot, I Ling Hu Chong accepted his fate, frowned, he is not a hero." Tian Boguang filled two bowls of wine with a smile and said, "You drank this bowl of wine, I'll tell you." Brother Linghu picked up the wine bowl, drank it in one gulp, and said, "Dry!" Tian Boguang also drank the bowl of wine, and said with a smile, "Brother Linghu, since you are a friend, you should follow the rules of the rivers and lakes, your friend's wife, and don't play." If you promise to marry this little nun...... The little nun ......'" Yi Lin said this, her cheeks flushed like fire, her eyes drooped, and her voice became smaller and quieter the more she spoke, until it was no longer audible.
Yi Lin's appearance was extremely cute, and Ye Xiao's eyes straightened again.
Dingyi stretched out his hand and slapped it on the table, and shouted: "Nonsense, the more you talk about it, the more obscene it becomes." What happened?"
After being slapped like this by Dingyi, Ye Xiao came back to his senses and found that no one found out what he had just done, so he was a little relieved, and said secretly in his heart: Rub, no matter what the master says, he has also read all the love action movies of the island country, what scenes have not been seen, how can he be so unproductive, he must be calm, calm! Hmm...... But this little Yilin is really cute.
Yi Lin said softly: "That Tian Boguang said nonsense, and said with a smile, 'The husband has a word, and the horse is difficult to chase. You promised to marry her...... If I marry her, I will release her at once, and make amends to her, but I can't do anything else. Brother Linghu snorted and said, "Do you want me to be moldy?" Tian Boguang talked a lot of nonsense, saying that if you keep your hair, you are not a nun, and there are many crazy things that people can't say, so I cover my ears and don't listen to him. Brother Linghu said, "Shut up! If you make such a boring joke again, Linghu Chong will make you angry on the spot, how can you have the life to fight with you?" If you don't let her go, we will fight to the death." Tian Boguang said with a smile, "Speaking of fighting, you can't beat me!" Brother Linghu said, "Standing and fighting, I'm not your opponent." If you sit and fight, you will not be my opponent. ’”
Everyone heard Yilin say before, Tian Boguang sat on the chair and never stood up, but blocked the Taishan faction good hand Tiansong Daoren twenty or thirty moves of the attack, obviously he is good at sitting and fighting, it can be imagined, Ling Hu Chong said, "Standing and fighting, I am not your opponent; This was said in order to deliberately provoke him. He Sanqi nodded and said: "When you encounter such a villain and thief, it is not a good idea to provoke him to a thunderous storm first, and then take the opportunity to attack." ”
Yi Lin continued: "When Tian Boguang heard this, he didn't get angry, he just smiled and said, 'Brother Linghu, what Tian Boguang admires is your arrogance and courage, not your martial arts. Brother Linghu said, "What Linghu Chong admires you is the fast knife you fight while standing, but not the knife technique that you fight while sitting." Tian Boguang said, "You don't know this, when I was a teenager, I had a cold disease on my legs, and I sat and practiced knife skills for two years, and sitting and fighting was my specialty." I and the Tarzan Sect Ox ...... Cattle...... The Taoist dismantled the move, not to despise him, but I was used to the knife while sitting, so I didn't bother to stand up. Brother Linghu, you are inferior to me in this kung fu. Brother Linghu said, "Brother Tian, you don't know this. When you were just a teenager, you suffered from cold diseases in your legs, and you sat and practiced knife techniques for two years, and no matter how much time you have, it will only be two years. I am not as good as yours in other skills, but this sitting sword is better than yours. I sat and practiced my sword every day. ’”
When everyone heard this, their eyes couldn't help but look at Laudeno, and they all thought: "I don't know if there is such a method of sitting and practicing swords in the martial arts of the Huashan faction?"
Lau Denuo naturally understood, shook his head and explained: "Senior brother deceived him, our sect doesn't have this kung fu. ”
Yi Lin said: "Tian Boguang showed a look of surprise on his face, and said, 'Is there really such a thing......? Sit...... What kind of swordsmanship?' Brother Linghu said with a smile, "These swordsmanship were not taught by my teacher, but created by myself. When Tian Boguang heard this, his face changed, and he said, "I see, Brother Fox is talented, and it is admirable." ’”
How can Tian Boguang be moved, in martial arts, it is easy to create a new way of martial arts, if it is not for the high martial arts, and the outstanding intelligence and knowledge, it is difficult to find a new way and create new moves. Like the Huashan faction, a famous school that has been established for hundreds of years, every move of martial arts has been tempered by thousands of tempers, and it is extremely difficult to change one of the moves a little, not to mention creating another swordsmanship?
I only heard Yi Lin continue: "At that time, Brother Linghu grinned and said, 'This way of swordsmanship stinks to the sky. What is there to admire?' Tian Boguang was surprised and asked, "Why does it stink so much?" I am also very strange, swordsmanship is not good at most, how can there be any smell? Brother Linghu said, "Don't hide it from Brother Tian, I go out every morning, sit in the latrine, fly everywhere, so annoying, so I pick up my sword to stab the flies. At the beginning, the stab was not hit, and over time, practice makes perfect, and the sword stabbed the fly, and gradually the intention to meet with God, from these stabbing flies of the sword moves, to understand a set of swordsmanship. When I made this set of swordsmanship, I kept sitting and bowing, didn't it smell a little bad?' When he said this, I couldn't help but laugh, this Linghu brother is really funny, how can there be such a sword practice in the world. Tian Boguang listened, but his face turned pale, and he said angrily, "Brother Linghu, I am a friend of you, you say this, it is too deceitful, you and I Tian Boguang are flies in the toilet, isn't it?" Okay, I will teach you this way...... You're ...... this way.'"
When everyone heard this, they all nodded secretly, they all knew that the master was in the competition, if he was impetuous, he could say that he had lost three percent of himself, and Ling Hu Chong's words were obviously intended to provoke the other party, and now Tian Boguang was finally angry, and that was the first step in the plan. Dingyi said: "Very good! What happened?"