The moon stars are scarce, and the black magpie flies south. At the end of the day, the gate of the imperial city of the capital had long been closed. The so-called imperial city is a high-end residential area located between the palace city and the outer city, which is not only the office location of various important yamen of the imperial court, but also the residence of the emperor's relatives and the civil and military ministers above the third rank. On weekdays, except for the officials and the convoy responsible for transporting daily necessities, the rest of the people are exempted, so the guards have always been strict. Every day, the gates are closed as soon as it gets dark, and even in the event of an emergency, they are never opened until sunrise.

Zhou Xiuchun squatted in the back garden of Lord Zheng's house with Xiahou Ba in ambush in the Ministry of Rites, holding a big rooster with a bound mouth in his hand, and regretted it very much in his heart. Sure enough, the decision made by patting his head is basically unreliable. Not to mention whether a rooster can scare the prototype of the monster out, just without a pass, he climbed over the walls of the imperial city in the middle of the night and sneaked into the house of the court officials with bad intentions, these are enough to make them both unemployed at the same time, and if they don't do it, they may have to go to prison with Cai Shengxiang.

After waiting for more than an hour, Zhou Xiuchun became a little impatient when he didn't see Lord Zheng appear in the back garden.

"Brother Xiahou, could it be that the information is wrong?"

"No way. Xiahou Ba lowered his voice and said, "I spent a lot of money to buy the latest information from the people of Jinyiwei, and there will be nothing wrong with the things that were updated only the day before yesterday." ”

Zhou Xiuchun asked: "What does the intelligence say?"

Xiahou Ba took out a booklet with only a few pages from his arms and handed it to Zhou Xiuchun.

Zhou Xiuchun took it, took advantage of the moonlight, glanced at the big words "top secret intelligence" on the cover, nodded, and said, "Okay, professional enough!" Then he opened it and read it in a low voice: "Zheng Shaochun, male, forty-six years old, from Qiantang, is currently the secretary of the Ministry of Rites in Beijing." Hobby calligraphy, usually ......"

Xiahouba interrupted: "The front ones are all old-fashioned things, you look at the last two pages." ”

Zhou Xiuchun turned the booklet upside down, opened it and saw something exciting.

"Zheng Shaochun has a bad habit in the first bed, and likes to have sex with his concubine in the open air in his back garden......" Zhou Xiuchun read this, and couldn't help laughing, "This Lord Zheng really understands life, in fact, I also like field ......" Licked his tongue with a lewd smile, turned to the last page, looked down at ten lines at a glance, and finally saw a useful sentence.

On the third day of the first month of this month, Master Zheng ordered his family to kill all the roosters, hens, and chickens in the house, and they were not allowed to buy them again. Leave hundreds of eggs, eat several raw every day, and after eating, shout to let you dead chickens cut off their offspring, and see how you hurt the insects!" Zhou Xiuchun closed the booklet after reading it, and said with admiration, "Damn, how did this group of brocade guards record these things?"

Xiahou said domineeringly: "Jinyiwei has a unique secret method stealth technique, and after years of anti-reconnaissance training, after dark, ordinary people can't feel their existence." You think if they want to inquire about anyone's daily life, who can hide?"

Zhou Xiuchun sighed: "Awesome......"

"Awesome is awesome, but there are exceptions. Xiahou was domineering, "Three years ago, Master Cihang Pudu was not the protector of the country, one day the emperor went to Xiangguo Temple to offer incense, after Master Cihang Pudu saw the emperor, he made a bet with the emperor, saying that the people of Jinyi Wei would not be able to find him, and the emperor was idle every day, and he wanted to do something interesting, so he agreed to gamble with him." And guess what?"

The more Xiahou Ba spoke, the more excited he became, and his voice became much louder: "Early the next morning, hundreds of brocade guards knelt at the door of the master's house and kowtowed, saying that they were guilty, and several of them even came out of their noses later. After the emperor found out, he thought that the master was very awesome, so he made him the protector of the country. ”

This emperor is also a wonder!

Zhou Xiuchun silently returned the booklet to Xiahou Ba, and said softly: "Judging from the intelligence, this Lord Zheng should indeed have been possessed by monsters. So...... We shouldn't be here anymore. ”

"Why?" said Xiahou domineeringly.

Zhou Xiuchun replied: "If you were a centipede, would you still be interested in having sex with women?"

"Oh......" Xiahou Ba suddenly realized, "No wonder he didn't come out after waiting for a long time, I thought this old man had a kidney loss and couldn't do it!

Zhou Xiuchun simply said only one word: "Go." ”

"Let's go?" Xiahou Ba quit and grabbed Zhou Xiuchun and said, "This information cost me three months, just leave, this money will be wasted!"

Zhou Xiuchun took out a Dragon Tiger Pill and put it in Xiahou Ba's hand, and said, "You go to sell this medicine tomorrow, if the market effect is good, I guarantee that you will earn it back within three days." ”

Xiahou Ba didn't even look at it, he threw the medicine away, and said: "Brother Zhou, why are you still so persistent? I told you, there is no market for aphrodisiacs in the capital, and there are at least dozens of time-honored brands in the capital, and this thing can't be sold!"

Zhou Xiuchun was unhappy, threw the in his hand, and argued: "I haven't used it, how can I tell the good from the bad? How can such a good medicine not be sold?"

"Have you tried?"

"Nonsense!" Zhou Xiuchun said angrily, "You don't go to Changqing County to ask, why I, Zhou Xiuchun, am called a miracle doctor, and I cured the premature ejaculation of Wang County's order in Changqing County!"

"Whoa, whoa!"

A high-pitched, loud and long rooster crow broke the silence of the night.

Zhou Xiuchun and Xiahouba looked up and saw the rooster standing on the rockery, extremely excited, and their faces turned pale.

Xiahou Ba said angrily: "Didn't you tie its mouth?"

Zhou Xiuchun said unhappily: ", treat animals with love, I just tied it up a little loosely, who knew it would be so disobedient and break free by itself." ”

Xiahou Ba said strangely: "No, it's obviously the middle of the night, how can this chicken be so excited?"

"I know!" Zhou Xiuchun said excitedly, "It must have just eaten the Dragon and Tiger Pill you threw away! Brother Xiahou, you see that my medicine is so powerful, I can't even stand it if a beast eats it, let alone a rational human being?"

"Ahh

Zhou Xiuchun and Xiahouba glanced at each other, and they didn't have any more time to talk nonsense, they both jumped out from behind the invisible rockery and went straight to the source of the sound.

There was a light in the inner courtyard, and as soon as Zhou Xiuchun and Xiahou Ba entered, they saw a centipede the size of an adult Nile crocodile, dodging left and right under the siege of a family, looking very nervous.

"Spicy next door, tell you to clean up well, now the centipede is as big as a crocodile, and the meat can't be eaten, it's a shame to waste it, do you know?" Zhou Xiuchun took out a piece of talisman paper incoherently, and said excitedly, "Let Lao Tzu destroy it, Prajnapolo%......"

"No!" Xiahou Ba hurriedly stopped Zhou Xiuchun and shouted, "Let's let it go!"

The butler who led the torch had no extra memory to think about how Zhou Xiuchun and Xiahouba, the two fresh faces, came in, and he was half dead with fear, and asked in a panic: "Two head catchers, what should I do now?"

Xiahou said domineeringly: "Open the door to the outside, let it climb out on its own, you all go, all give way!"

"Let's go!"

The old housekeeper shouted, and the family members immediately dispersed.

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