Chapter Forty-Eight: Where Does Gold Come Without Kneeling?
Zhou Xiuchun sent Bai Zhi away with his front foot, and he didn't even have time to reminisce about the little ambiguity just now, so he hurriedly called someone to carry the body of the nine-rank petty official to bury it first. There are not a few people in the six doors who know that there are monsters in the capital, and when they see that the monsters have already mixed into the six gates, they can't help but panic for a while. However, Guan Zaishan has just died, and the appointment of the imperial court has not come down, and there is no leader in the yamen, but no one can give any orders, and each department can do nothing except do its own thing.
Xiahouba received the news and rushed over from home before it was dark.
As soon as he saw Zhou Xiuchun, he opened his mouth and asked, "Are there any clues?"
"Yes. Zhou Xiuchun said, "It's the same as the corpse you showed me yesterday, the exterior is intact, the limbs are sound, and the contents of the stomach have been eaten at all." ”
Xiahou Ba frowned and said, "If you say that, isn't it the same monster?"
Zhou Xiuchun corrected: "It's not the same one, but the same kind." ”
"Why is Brother Zhou so sure?"
"Because this youkai parasitic in the body of the deceased Laudno was killed by my own hands. ”
Xiahou Ba's eyes widened suddenly, and he exclaimed, "Brother Zhou, have you seen the monster, where is the monster's corpse?"
"Alas......" Zhou Xiuchun sighed and said, "It's just that my skill is too high, and the monster is too weak, and if you go down in one move, you will be wiped out......"
Xiahou Ba shook his head regretfully, and sighed: "It's a pity, otherwise you can follow the vine and find out its nest and get rid of it in one go......
Zhou Xiuchun smiled faintly, and thought to herself: Take your second sister, you can't even bear the monster's trick in the morning, if it weren't for Lao Tzu's help, you wouldn't even be dead. It's almost the same as serving people's nests and toilets.
In terms of heads-up, Zhou Xiuchun himself didn't know if he could kill the centipede essence. Think about it in the original book, Yan Chixia and Zhiqiu Yiye were two people, but they killed the dead centipede by burrowing into the monster's stomach and using the super joint move of the original god out of the body, and they were themselves - burrowing into the monster's body, such a dangerous and disgusting thing could not be done.
Thinking of that picture, Zhou Xiuchun couldn't help but shudder.
Sure enough, there are some things that still have to follow the trend of history, and ordinary people like yourself should not meddle easily. Besides, Bai Zhi's chick has been coaxed by herself, and it won't be long before she will return to the capital by various means. At this time, if one accidentally hangs up, who will soothe the little girl's loveless heart? Who will water the girl's hungry delicate body? Who can show the little girl the artifact that can be powerful and small, and the big will swallow the clouds and spitting fog?
Seeing Zhou Xiuchun's expression, Xiahou Ba was sometimes frightened and sometimes lewd, and his face changed like a neon light, so he couldn't help but ask curiously: "Brother Zhou, if you have any ideas, you might as well tell me and listen to it." ”
"Yes. Zhou Xiuchun nodded, "I've thought about it, a litter of centipedes can give birth to dozens of them, if we rush to find them, in case they are discovered, the centipede essence will scatter in the capital, and then launch a frenzy to kill people everywhere, this mess will be boundless." So in my opinion, it's better to stay still and wait and see what happens. ”
"What Brother Zhou said also makes sense......" Xiahou Ba frowned and nodded slightly, and suddenly shouted in shock, "Wait!"
Zhou Xiuchun was taken aback, and then shouted, "What are you waiting for?"
"Brother Zhou, you just opened your mouth and closed your mouth to talk about centipedes, could it be that the monster is really a centipede essence?"
"Uh...... Right. Zhou Xiuchun gestured, "My bed is so long, the toilet is so thick, the shell is hard, and my face is hateful." ”
Xiahou Ba's brows furrowed more and more, and he said: "The monsters that can blend into the capital to eat people are definitely not good. Brother Zhou, the centipede essence you killed should be small, and there must be big ones in the capital. It's just that the small one already has such a huge body, and the big one is ...... Still got it?"
Zhou Xiuchun is a little impressed by Xiahouba now, although this product's martial arts are much worse than Yan Chixia, but in terms of IQ, it is definitely a few streets away from Yan Chixia.
Xiahou Ba continued: "It's just strange that such a big monster can hide in a body as small as Lau Denuo, does this mean that these centipede spirits know the art of shrinking." Since our six doors have been invaded, there is no reason why other yamen should not be controlled, and maybe there are already ministers of civil and military affairs who have also been taken away by monsters. ”
Zhou Xiuchun said sincerely: "Brother Xiahou, your reasoning is so awesome......
Xiahou Ba said with a heavy face: "No wonder this month's Yulu has been deducted so much, and even the bonus has not been paid, it turns out that there are traitors in the court, and demons are doing evil." If you can't even pay the wages for the six doors, is it really the death of the country?"
"Brother Xiahou, you have to be calm, maybe the emperor himself embezzled the financial funds. ”
"No! This kind of thing, there is no way to endure it!" Xiahou Ba slapped the coffee table and said angrily, "In today's troubled times, big fish eat small fish, and the bigger the official, the more money can be shared." In order to be promoted and make a fortune, I must kill that monster! It is rare that the old immortal who was locked up in the mountain finally died this morning, and if he does not take it, he will be blamed, and I will do this order!"
"Brother Xiahou, calm down. Zhou Xiuchun hurriedly stopped, "You can't kill the monster alone......
"Who said I want to do it alone?" Xiahouba looked at Zhou Xiuchun, lifted the knife at his waist, and smiled, "Isn't there still you?"
"I ...... I had diarrhea just now, I was unwell, and I was planning to take a half-year leave to recuperate. ”
"Brother Zhou, at present, the country will not be a country, and the building will fall. As the emperor's courtiers, how can you and I stand idly by?"
"Brother Xiahou, you have suddenly become so righteous and awe-inspiring, it is difficult for me to accept it all of a sudden. ”
Xiahou Ba ignored Zhou Xiuchun's ridicule, and said to himself with full spirit: "Brother Zhou, since we already know that the man-eating monster is a centipede essence, I have an idea now, you can refer to it in detail." ”
Zhou Xiuchun was silent.
Xiahou said domineeringly: "I heard that centipedes are most afraid of chickens, so I decided to go and pack a dozen or twenty girls tonight, and after cultivating a good relationship with them, I will take them to the street tomorrow, if anyone sees us and runs, it must be possessed by centipede essence!"
"Brother Xiahou, this chicken is not another chicken, the centipede is afraid of the old hen that can lay eggs, not the roadside pheasant that can swallow eggs. Although I don't discriminate against sex workers, after all, there is a specialization in the art industry, and this should not be confused. ”
"Brother Zhou is really professional! He can even distinguish between chickens and chickens, why don't you come and help me?"
"You're paralyzing on purpose, aren't you?"
Xiahou Ba suddenly said: "Brother Zhou, it is difficult to distinguish between the enemy and me in the six doors at the moment, I think it is very likely that more than one person has been occupied by centipedes, without you to help me, I can't move an inch." ”
As he spoke, he bent his knees and knelt in front of Zhou Xiuchun.
"Brother Zhou, help me!"
Zhou Xiuchun exclaimed: "The man has gold under his knees, why should Brother Xiahou be like this?"
Xiahou Ba looked at Zhou Xiuchun with blazing eyes, and said sonorously: "That's right, if you can't kneel down these days, where will the gold come from?"
Wise sayings!!
Zhou Xiuchun took a deep breath and helped Xiahou Ba up.
"Talent, you convinced me. ”
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