51. It's better to eat than to fall

Shi Longjing has been in the past 18 years, there are no soldiers, and the world is peaceful.

In the eighteenth year of Longjing, there were droughts and floods, and the world was not peaceful.

This area is mountainous, sparsely populated, and there are many bandits.

And so much for a bite of food.

There is a barren mountain in front of it, called Erhu Mountain. Just because there are two fierce tigers entrenched on the mountain, they are called, "Big Tiger!" Two Tigers! These two tigers occupy the mountain as kings, robbing the road and asking for money, these two tigers are full of blood, and they do all kinds of evil! Passers-by are all terrified, and the people nearby change color when they talk about it, which is really terrifying, and it is really frightening to death!

They are a legend.

It was at the foot of Erhu Mountain, beside a road, in the shade of a gloomy tree.

There are two stools and a table.

There was a pen on the table, and the straw paper was half stacked.

"Erhu Mountain recruits troops, the number of places is limited and the opportunity is rare, all heroes and heroes of the rivers and lakes, don't miss it when you pass by! You, you, and you all come here to sign up, line up! Row up!" Erhu sat on the stool and shouted loudly, holding a big knife in his hand! Dahu sighed, lowered his head and played with the big axe in his hand: "Brother, I haven't even seen a single hair for a long time, what are you greeting?" Erhu wiped his sweat and looked resolute: "Big brother, don't worry, someone will definitely come, sign up!"

The so-called big swords and axes are all wood-chopping guys. The big tiger and the two tigers are brothers, the surname doesn't need to be said anything, the big face is white and has a vegetable color, and the small face is yellow and thinner. These two people are the legendary two tigers of the two tigers of the mountain, also known as the two leaders of the big chief, they are the tiger brothers and tiger brothers, and they are really majestic! There are many junior brothers, but they have not been recruited, and there is no way, and they lack everything these years, especially the lack of talents. It is said that you can take a firewood knife to occupy the mountain as the king, and people can naturally bring scissors to rob the house, so why come to you to be a little brother?

Talent, talent! Talent is not better than wood, if it is wood, it is easy to say.

I have to say that the two used to chop wood for a living, but because there is too much wood in this world, and there are too many people who cut it, so they are desperate-

It's like this recruitment, it's the same, the competition is fierce!

Talent! Talent! Come, come!

Talent is coming!

A small sedan chair flickered over, with a sedan chair in front and a sedan chair in the back.

In these years, those who sit in the sedan chair are all rich and noble, and besides, the heavy weight is not ordinarily heavy, and there must be some gold and silver treasures in it! The second tiger was overjoyed, and said in a low voice: "Big brother, we-" The big tiger nodded heavily: "It's not busy recruiting troops and horses, let's open him first!" Immediately the two nodded to each other, and the guy was treated: "Wait!" The big tiger whispered: "The sedan chair man?" The second tiger glanced at it and raised his hand: "Don't be afraid! There is a knife!"

"Up!"

"Well, I opened this mountain, I planted this tree! If you want to live from now on, stay-" The second tiger held the knife with a fierce expression, and the big tiger proudly held the axe to block: "Rob!" The two sedan chair drivers carefully put down the sedan chair, grew a breath of air, and bowed down in unison and said respectfully: "Second grandmother, there are bandits." "Second Grandma? Is it actually an old woman? Just as the so-called thief also has a way, it is not easy to start at this time, and it will damage the reputation of Erhu Mountain if it spreads! The big tiger and the second tiger hesitated for a while, and saw that the two palanquin men had strange faces, and they had a sense of schadenfreude, and for a while they were even more ominous: "Ah San, Ah Si, help the second grandma down." ”

A man's voice in the sedan chair said.

The big tiger and the tiger looked at each other, and their hands and feet began to tremble again.

I saw the support place, the curtain moved and the fragrance fluttered, one or two red embroidered shoes, the jade legs were like frost and snow, and the slender willow waist on it was suspected that the fairy had lost his footing-

Shuanghu screamed and turned around and ran, and suddenly the collar of both necks tightened! Then he carried it back like two little chickens, one in each hand: "Little rabbit cub, say! If you want to rob money, you still want to rob the color!" The second tiger lowered his head, and for a long time, he cried and said with a sad face: "Rob money." Seeing this, the big tiger lowered his head and bowed his waist, and said with a smile on his face: "I robbed the color! I robbed the color!"

Syllable!

Another heavy slap in the face, the double tiger was completely stunned: "You are also robbed, you don't pee and take care of yourself, are you worthy of the second grandmother and me!" The big tiger and the two tigers collapsed to the ground, looked at each other, and they were about to cry! This is clearly a dream! That is not embroidered shoes, that is a boat! That is two big boats! That is a jade leg, that is also an elephant leg, an elephant leg! Willow waist, willow waist, this is a thousand years of willow! The heavenly fairy fell, but his face was on the ground, his head was as big as a fight, his eagle nose and lion's mouth, he looked back and smiled, and the river flowed backwards! Youkai!

The two tigers slowly got up, respectfully and respectfully said in unison: "The villain has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, and I hope that the second grandmother will be merciful and raise it high!" Before the words fell, there were two big slaps, knocking the tiger brother and tiger brother to the ground together: "Ah San, Ah Si, tie it up and take it away!" The voice was rough, like an old duck, the tiger was dazed, and he didn't know why: "Second grandma, where are you taking me and the two of you?" The second grandmother giggled, and the fat powder on her face fell:" I have seven sisters and eight sisters, and my beauty is even more beautiful than mine, but fortunately I am still unmarried, so you two will follow me to the church and get married!"

Beauty is more than ......

Erhu jumped up: "Big brother!

The big tiger roared again and again: "Brother!

The second tiger rolled to the ground again, but he was completely powerless to fight back: "Don't recognize it! Tie it up and take it away!"

Immediately, the two tigers were bound, and they both cried loudly, as if they were about to die. went to rob money, but robbed sex, and there is nothing more tragic in the world than this. Erhu cried: "Big brother, let people beat me half to death when I go back, and I haven't grabbed a copper plate, I, I'm no longer a bandit!"

They were a legend.

Sure enough, sure enough, it was really not ordinarily fierce! No wonder the senior brother said that the woman under the mountain is a tiger, don't mess with Wuzen! Wuchan looked at the woman who was taller and stronger than Wuzen with great admiration, and thought so. All this happened in front of Wuzen's eyes, but Wuzen didn't know what they were doing, Wuzen only knew that Wuzen was hungry, so Wuzen was going to look for something to eat, and Wuzen was just a passerby. It's just that Wuzen saw the two brothers crying so sadly and pitifully, and he faintly felt that something was wrong in his heart: "They, the two, are they unhappy?"

Master has said that it is not right to force others to do things that they are not willing to do.

Yes, they need help, and Wuzen should go up and help them.

Even if a woman is a tiger, no Zen is -

Fearless!

"Little monk Wuzen, uh, female benefactor-" Wuchan strode forward, looked at the woman seriously, and said very politely: "You are like this, it's not right!" Huh? Monk? Where did a monk come from? The second grandmother frowned and looked at it for a long time, and waved her hand: "Take it away!" said that it was the second grandmother, but in fact there were only forty people, I am afraid that there are nine sisters and ten sisters to be in the boudoir, the second grandmother has a unique eye, and is ready to accept this monk together.

Ah San Ah Si stepped forward in response, Wu Chan did not move, let the rope entangle: "Why do you want to tie up Wu Chan, Wu Zen and have not done anything bad, female benefactor, it is not right for you to do this, my master said-" Look at his eyebrows and eyes are very energetic, but unexpectedly it is a verbose one, the second grandmother was very impatient for a while, and said in a vicious voice: "Shut your stinky mouth!" As soon as the words fell, Wu Zen closed his mouth for a moment, and closed it tightly! Female benefactor, it's not like this, Wuzen's mouth doesn't stink, if you want to talk about stink, the fart of the incompetent senior brother is called stinky, but Wuzen hasn't said it-"

"Hero, save me, save my brother's life!" the tiger cried.

"It's a monk! It's two lives—" Erhu cried and corrected.

"Woooooooo

"Ah San, Ah Si, let's go!" the second grandmother laughed and turned to get into the sedan chair.

So the two tigers and a monk were tied to the back of the sedan chair, and they wept and wiped their tears and followed.

After a while, Erhu frowned and glared: "You monk is useless, I still be you, you, hey, you are here to do something again!" Wuzen's eyes widened, as if suddenly: "Yes! Wuzen is here to help, it's like this!" Erhu said angrily: "You help a lot! There is a kind of you going to beat her, beating that mother ......"

"Shhhh

The big tiger whispered: "Brother, silence!" Erhu's face tightened, and he whispered: "Monk, you go and beat her!" Wuchan shook his head and whispered: "She doesn't know martial arts, and she's a woman, Wuchan won't beat her, uh, that's not right." Erhu glanced at him, and suddenly whispered mysteriously: "Monk, do you know martial arts?" Wuchan nodded, and whispered mysteriously: "Yes." Erhu's eyes lit up: "That's it, you used to compare with her, how about it?" Wuzen's eyes lit up: "Competition? Good! Wuzen likes it the most, I like it, but Wuzen-"

But that person obviously doesn't know martial arts, so what can he compare with Wu Zen?

It's very difficult to be without Zen.

"It's not good to fight and kill, we will be a family in the future, hey-" The big tiger let out a long sigh, and looked like he had accepted his fate! The second tiger glanced at the eldest brother, and suddenly felt sadness: "Big brother! Why do you say that!" The big tiger glanced at the second brother, and also burst into tears: "Brother, this is fate, just admit it!" Immediately the two of them cried again, and Wuzen also cried, Wuzen also cried, Wuzen was the softest, and the most could not see or hear, this.

Ah Si whispered: "Brother, I'm a little tired. ”

Ah San whispered, "Brother, I'm also a little tired. ”

Ah Si whispered: "Brother, to be honest, I'm too tired to do it!"

Ah San whispered, "Are you asleep?"

Ah Si whispered, "Wait, you listen—"

Purr - Purr - Purr - Woo Woo - Woo ———— Woohoo!

The two gently put down the sedan chair, and Ah San pointed: "You, you, carry it in front!

The three of them loosened their ties one by one, leaving only a rope around their waists, which was still tied to the sedan pole.

You, you, are the big tiger and the two tigers. You are non-Zen.

Good way!

This is also a way that there is no way, dead and heavy, tired and alive, and it is not possible to change anyone.

And there is still a long way to go.

So he went again.

Half a day.

Erhu gasped: "Big brother, I, I, I'm ......"

Dahu gasped: "Second brother, I, I, I also ......"

"Let's go!"

Half a day.

Erhu cried: "Big brother, I, I, I want to die!"

Dahu cried: "Second brother, I, I, I also want to woo!"

"Let's go!

Another half-hour.

Erhu Qi said: "Big brother, this is-"

Da Hu Qi said: "Brother, isn't it-"

"Oh monk!" "What are you doing!"

No Zen rules and regulations: "Carry the sedan chair." ”

The sedan pole is not on the shoulders of Wuzen, Wuzen's arms are straight and flat, half grasping and half supporting, and it is hard to support the sedan chair flat!

The wood of the sedan bar is soft, and the second half of this time has been bent into an arch -

The sedan chair trembled, trembled, trembled, and the big tiger and the two tigers let go in amazement, only feeling a little, a little, a little on their shoulders.

Dragonflies dot the water.

Before he could think about it, Ah San and Ah Si had already changed their faces: "Ouch! It's going to be broken! This is terrible and terrible!"

The twin tigers stopped when they heard the sound, and went straight forward without Zen -

The big tiger and the tiger flashed to one side, and the front of the sedan was empty! Immediately, the four of them were stunned and walked forward, as if they had seen a ghost.

"Whew-whew-whew-"

"Stop!" Ah San shouted.

Wuzen stopped, turned his head and was happy: "Don't worry, you can't break it, Wuzen knows it in his heart." Ah Si sighed: "The little master is born with divine power, admire, admire! But you are like this, if something happens, how can the two of us take care of it!" As he was talking, he saw the monk's arms shake, and a sedan chair suddenly rose into the air—

Soul flying!

But it's not as good as—

In a blink of an eye, Wuzen raised his arms high and held the bottom of the sedan steadily: "That's it, that's it." ”

Straight as nothing.

"Whew-whew-whew-"

Moving forward again, steady and convenient.

Don't say anything surprised, don't mention admiration.

Wu Zen is hungry again. Wu Zen was hungry early. Muzen is hungry. Wuzen was so hungry that he wanted to eat grass again.

Wuzen asked, "How long do you have to go?"

Ah Si replied, "Next intersection." ”

Wuzen nodded and said, "Wuzen wants to eat." ”

Ah San smiled: "Enter the villa immediately, you haven't eaten yet?"

Wu Chan was overjoyed: "Then go quickly, go quickly!"

"Wait!" "Wait!"

"Big brother, big brother?"

"Shhhh

When he was stunned, the two tigers fled!

I was stunned again, and I strode away without Zen.

What to do? What to do? Ah San, Ah Si looked at each other——

The second grandmother matters!

Chase!

Chasing, chasing, chasing, still this road, there is no one ahead.

No one.

There is no one!

Ah San Ah Si gasped and couldn't help but slow down-

Could it be that the monk is a demon in the middle of the color, and he actually robbed the beautiful and moving second grandmother?

No!" San shook his head.

It's impossible!" Ah Si nodded.

That—

Is?

At the next intersection, everything will be known!

The two said a few words and were about to chase again, but they saw a sudden flash of brilliance in front of them, and then they saw that the sedan chair ran back quickly!

The next bald head looks very familiar!

"What's wrong?"

"Why are you crying again?" asked one of them, stunned.

Wuzen cried: "Lost!

"What, how, how did you lose it?"

"The sedan chair is broken. ”

"Oh no!

"Woo in the ditch......"

"Let's go and see, second grandmother, she-"

"Fainted!Woooo

Wuzen cried for a long time, and then followed with a sad face.

Wuzen is a good boy, if you are wrong, you have to admit your mistakes, which is not the same as the past.

And then let it fall.

"The good man is gone—"

Wu Zen turned back in shock!

"Talent! Talent!" is just two people.

The two shouted and ran over, hooked their shoulders and shook hands with their arms -

"Third brother, third brother, kiss third brother—"

No Zen at a loss.

In a daze, the four eyes reflected a flash of light.

That's the eager light, that's the excited light, that's the joyful light, that's the black and white light!

It's bright and bright!