Name: Wu Zen.

Age: eighteen.

Identity: Monk.

Origin: Nanshan Zen Buddhism.

Family members: Dinghai, etc.

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Wu Zen said: "What is that? Wu Zen doesn't understand." ”

Dahu said impatiently: "You don't understand the left and the right don't understand, it's very laborious for me to ask!"

Erhu wrote: "Except for the monks in the temple that I just mentioned, do you still know anyone?"

Wu Zen suddenly thought about it again.

Social Relations: Fang Yin.

Wuzen shook his head and said, "That's not the case. ”

The big tiger laughed and slapped Wuzen on the shoulder: "Okay, that's it!" The second tiger smiled kindly and solemnly folded the paper: "It's done." Wuchan was stunned, and then asked, "Is that female benefactor, really okay?" Dahu smiled and said, "I said that she was fine, I went to see it." Erhu said seriously: "Yes, and the eldest brother has already accompanied you for you." Wuzen let out a sigh: "Amitabha, Wuzen has thanked the two eldest brothers!"

"He's the eldest brother, and I'm the second brother. Erhu said kindly.

"You're the third brother, do you understand?" said the big tiger and the air.

"Wuzen is the third brother, Wuzen understands. Wuzen nodded.

"From now on, my two tiger mountains will be officially renamed three tiger mountains, I am a big tiger, he is two tigers, and you are three tigers!" said the big tiger excitedly. Erhu was even more excited: "That's right! He is the big leader, I am the second leader, and you are, the third master!" Wuzen was even more excited: "Three masters! Three masters! Wuzen is the third master!Haha!" Suddenly he was puzzled: "What are the three masters?" The big tiger laughed: "Under the two, above the ten thousand, there are the three masters!" The second tiger looked excited: "From now on, you and my brothers will be blessed and enjoy the same hardships, eat meat and drink a lot of wine!"

No Zen doesn't drink, no Zen doesn't eat meat, no Zen still doesn't know what the three masters are. But as soon as he mentioned eating, Wu Zen forgot everything: "Wu Chan is hungry! Wu Chan wants to eat! Wu Zen wants to eat!" With the sound of the bones, a belly sounded, both long and empty! The big tiger laughed and said generously: "And go up the mountain with the eldest brother, and take care of your full meal!" The second tiger got up and affectionately saved Wu Chan: "Since you are a brother, how can you be hungry, third brother, follow the second brother up the mountain!" So the big tiger and the two tigers took the lead with knives and axes, and the Wuzen monk moved the table and stool and followed behind with a smile, and finally in these two tigers, the grass fell under the three tiger mountains, and became a legendary two tiger mountains-

Three masters!

No matter how many he is, the world is big, and everywhere is a home without Zen: "Haha, haha, hahaha!"

I don't want to eat!

"Big brother, do you think this monk is stupid?" Erhu whispered.

"Shhhh

The two of them met, looked at each other and smiled.

The monk laughed and laughed: "Hahahaha!

At the foot of Erhu Mountain.

Wu Chan is not a stupid person, Wu Zen is a half-stupid person, seeing this barren mountain overgrown with weeds and gravel everywhere, Wu Chan suddenly had an ominous meaning! Wu Chan stopped and said: "Big brother and second brother, Wu Chan should not be a bandit, that is not good, that is not right." The big tiger was taken aback when he heard this: "You, what are you?" The second tiger turned around suddenly: "Third brother, what is this, where do you start?" Wu Zen said calmly: "Bandits, robbery, it's not good! No!" The big tiger said angrily: "If we don't rob her, what will we eat?" Hmph! You can see this, that woman is really ruthless!" The two of them still have red and swollen cheeks and gray faces, and they look very pitiful. Erhu then sighed: "If you don't rob him, our brother will be hungry, third brother, didn't you say hungry?" Wuchan thought for a while and said: "It's not right to beat people, it's not right to rob people, Wuchan would rather starve than be a bandit!"

Whether the bandits are good or not, Wuzen already knows.

The big tiger and the two tigers glanced at each other, and the two tigers smiled and said: "The third brother doesn't know anything, and the bandits are also good and bad, and we are-" The big tiger nodded and said seriously: "Good bandit!" "What is a good bandit? What is a bad bandit?" Wuchan was stunned, and the big tiger laughed: "I am a chivalrous person, robbing the rich and helping the poor for the way of heaven, naturally we are the good bandits!" The second tiger was worried: "Helping people is the foundation of happiness, I don't kill people and don't beat people, I specialize in helping people to help people to convince people, that's it-"

"We're all good people!" the big tiger and the tiger looked at each other and said in unison.

I see.

People are good and bad, so bandits themselves are also good and bad, yes, yes, but it is Wuzen who blames them! Wuzen suddenly realized, and deeply regretted that he had just spoken recklessly, and immediately sincerely apologized: "Big brother and second brother, Wuzen is not sensible, it is no Zen mistake." The big tiger smiled and said: "You're welcome, it's all your own brothers, come and come, let's go up the mountain with the eldest brother!" The second tiger said excitedly: "The third brother is hungry!

Three Tiger Mountain.

A loess high slope.

There are a few holes, and weeds are covered.

Into a big hole, the light is hazy, there are few homes, and the walls are bleak.

The smell of earth is very strong!

There were two piles of grass on the ground, and that was the bed.

Erhu sighed: "Third brother, our cottage is a little shabby, so let's just do it!"

Erhu clenched his fists: "It will definitely get better, the third brother can relax as much as possible, definitely!"

"That's good. "There is no Zen way.

It's clean and spacious, and it's bright, which is much stronger than the stone cave with no Zen facing the wall, and no Zen thinks it's very good.

It's really good.

But what about rice?

The big tiger laughed, and the second tiger slapped his thigh!

"Open the meal!"

The rice is half a pocket of dry buns, plus a crockpot of water.

The three tigers began to eat.

Dahu took a bun and said with a smile: "There are only two stools, and I have wronged the third brother." ”

Erhu took a bun and said affectionately: "Although the third brother eats, the bun is available!"

No Zen is eating, squatting and eating.

Dahu took half a bun and swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Third brother, eat slowly, don't choke!"

Erhu took half a bun, and his eyes widened: "The third brother has a good amount of food, it's really a good amount of food!"

No Zen is eating, eating big.

Dahu was holding a small half bun, and his face had changed color: "Second brother, eat quickly!"

The second tiger ate a big mouthful of buns, and he didn't care to say more: "Quick!"

Eat without Zen, and drink no water.

"Gone?"

"It's gone. ”

The pockets were deflated and empty, as if they had never been filled with half a bun.

Dahu wanted to cry: "Second brother, big brother, I-"

Erhu was about to cry: "Big brother, this is our half-month's ration, and it's gone!"

Wu Chan still wants to eat, but Wu Chan is not full yet, Wu Chan looks around and says, "Is there anything else?"

No, no, really no. The three tigers were not full, and the big tigers and the two tigers were not full, although this was half a month's ration, and it was also the only half a pocket of dry buns. And the eldest brother and the second brother also don't have a big son in their trouser pockets, this can teach people how to live! Sure enough, he is a good talent, but he is a big-bellied Buddha, how can he be born and raised, can he afford to raise him? What should I do? What should I do? Brother, brother, is this life a little bitter, is it too bitter, I want to cry, I want to cry too.

The Three Tigers are here, and there is nothing left.

At this point, the brothers and sons were finally poor and white, and unfortunately lived the most difficult and miserable days of poverty since they entered the industry. Who says it's good to be a bandit, but who knows if he's done! He didn't open a single piece, he was beaten up a lot, he sat on empty seats, and the little savings he had were spent! How could he be a bandit, and the gap was so big? If you regret not being at the beginning, you might as well go back and continue to chop firewood and sell it.

It's fate, it's fate!

Da Hu suppressed his tears and said, "You go out first and take a look around." ”

Erhu lowered his head and hid his face, and said, "Third brother, go!"

The three tigers scratched their heads and chatted with their teeth.

went.

The two sat opposite each other, weeping for a long time.

Dahu sighed: "Let's sell this table and this stool, so we can change our food." ”

Erhu sighed: "A few broken logs, I'm afraid no one wants them!"

After a moment of silence, the big tiger let out a sigh of relief: "As the so-called mountains and rivers have no way out, the willows and flowers are bright and another village, brothers, don't be discouraged, we will definitely get better this day!" The second tiger clenched his fists and said firmly: "Break and then stand, break and then stand, this is called being put to death and then born, what the eldest brother said is, it will be fine! It will definitely get better!" The big tiger nodded heavily, and said in a deep voice: "The third brother is a person with great ability, there is no doubt about this!" This is providence, it is providence!"

The big tiger and the two tigers are very literate, and they have the amazing power of the three tigers, and now they are finally gathered together, why worry about the big thing! The big tiger looked up to the sky and laughed: "Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow we will do a big vote, and open him beautifully!" The two tigers' eyes lit up: "By the words of the eldest brother, tomorrow will definitely be successful, and the horse will be successful!"

"Dry!" the two of them replaced wine with water, and drank dry in one go!

Ambition! Ambition! Erection is only a blink of an eye, looking at the world, I am heroic! Gold and silver! Treasures! There will be, there will be! Houses! Woman! There will be, there will be! At this time, the three of them will become more majestic! When the time comes, he will drink wine in a big bowl and eat meat in a big piece, and then build a big cottage for him! Recruit troops, buy horses, and collect hundreds of his younger brothers to hug him before and after, isn't it beautiful! Wouldn't it be happy! Brother, tell me, how many will Mrs. Zhai take? ten, eight, or eighteen? Big brother, big brother, there are not many beauties! According to me, according to me, three eldest brothers, two second brothers, and third brothers-

The third brother is a monk, how many monks can marry?

"Third brother, third brother!"

"You say!

"Third brother—"

The third brother is practicing boxing outside, and he is serious and unheard.

"Big brother, what kind of punch is this?"

"Third brother, what kind of fist is this?"

- Eighteen Arhat Boxing.

There is no Zen response, and the fists and feet do not stop.

The moves are mediocre, one board, one eye, one heart.

Hey, hey, haha! The dust is flying, the wood and stone are made together, and there is no Zen in the shouting and cheering, and the heavier the fists and feet, the more sick it is.

Fists and fists! Feet on the ground!

Eighteen Arhat Boxing!

The big tiger was shocked, the two tigers were terrified, the two looked at each other, and they were both shocked and didn't know why.

The monk's robe can't be hidden, his eyes are like copper bells, and a faint golden light is all over his body, he is a golden-bodied Arhat!

Third brother, third brother, could it be that you are an immortal?

Arhat was born, and the immortals descended to earth, no, no, Wu Zen was stunned.

I am a non-Zen.

It's just no Zen.

One breath runs through the sun and the moon, does not move for external objects, the golden body is immediate, and the exercises are fivefold.

- King Kong is not bad!