Chapter 44: Lord Bird
The road is pitch black and keeps moving forward.
Suddenly, he felt a flower in front of him, and his body had fallen to the ground again.
When I opened my eyes, the sky was blue and the sun was shining.
Birds and flowers are singing everywhere, purple and red, and there are more streams murmuring not far away, green mountains and green waters, a good place to be blessed!
Han Yun suddenly disappeared, there were many busy disciples in the field, Yang Que was not in a hurry, walked slowly, looked slowly, and secretly praised in his heart.
On the ridge in front of him, a sturdy green ox suddenly appeared.
It flicked its tail and paced leisurely, with a pair of watery eyes looking left and right, very pleasant.
Suddenly, it got out of the field, walked in front of a disciple who was hoeing grass, and actually squatted down on its front legs like a dog!
The disciple was taken aback, quickly grabbed his ears with both hands, stuck out his tongue out of his mouth, and then pouted his fart, "poofed" at it, and let out a loud fart.
Qingniu was not only not annoyed, but also extremely excited, "moo" screamed, and the corners of his mouth showed a happy smile.
It got up and walked to another disciple, who did the same, pulling out his ears and sticking out his tongue, and farting at it.
The green cow is overjoyed, and it is even more beautiful.
Yang Que smiled strangely, stopped where he was, and stopped walking.
Unexpectedly, the green bull suddenly discovered him, and immediately roared angrily, raised its four hooves and rushed towards him like crazy!
Yang Que's face changed slightly, he didn't dare to hesitate, he hurriedly fled, the space in the mouth of this giant clam must be the cultivation cave of evil condensation, I am afraid that there are prohibitions everywhere, he naturally does not dare to use his mana easily, nor does he dare to use mana casually.
The green ox behind was chasing after him, as if he was chasing his father's enemy.
His legs were no match for his limbs, and soon the green ox caught up, jumped in front of him, and blocked the way.
The green bull lifted a huge, hard hoof and smashed it down on his head!
Seeing that the skull was about to shatter and burst, Yang Que was blessed to the heart, hurriedly pulled his ears with both hands, stuck out his tongue out of his mouth, and at the same time squeezed out a smile on his face that was even uglier than crying.
The method really worked, and as soon as his appearance was made, the stone hooves of the green ox immediately stopped their momentum and stopped on the top of his head, while a pair of bulging eyes stared at him slowly.
Yang Que scolded secretly, seeing that its hooves were not put down, he had to turn around and pout his fart, and let out a silent fart at it, and then turned to look at it, with a flattering smile on his face, indicating that he was also a person who acted according to the rules.
After the silent fart, the green cow was stunned, and sure enough, he slowly lowered his hooves.
However, after a while, its thick nose moved vigorously, and suddenly the bull's face changed, and it became furious, and suddenly raised its two hooves and smashed it down on Yang Que's head!
At the same time, the cow spat out the words of the man who made him wake up in a rage: "What a fucking stink!"
Yang Que couldn't regret it, so he fled in a flash, shouting for help while fleeing, and the disciples who worked in the field turned a blind eye and didn't look at him.
When he ran to the bottom of a big tree, he hurriedly jumped on the trunk and climbed up with all his might, but there was a "snort" and he fell to the ground again.
When he looked at it, he scolded loudly, it turned out that the tree was a good tree, but the bark was gone, and only the smooth trunk remained.
Yang Que was anxious and angry, and was about to circle around the smooth trunk, but saw the green cow stop in place, glaring at him angrily, his thick nose was furrowed, steaming, but he didn't come.
"I'm a little bird, I want to fly but I can't fly......"
Yang Que was taken aback, and when he looked up, he saw a small bird with a pitch-black body standing on a small branch, its wings fluttering vigorously, but it couldn't fly.
Qingniu heard the song, mooed, and turned away.
Yang Que looked at the little bird in surprise and said, "You can speak human words?"
The little black bird was unhappy: "You don't know how to speak, you birdman!"
Yang Que smiled: "I'm not a birdman, but I can speak birds." ”
The little black bird didn't believe it: "Then you talk about birds." ”
Yang Que said: "Twitter, Twitter, Twitter......"
"Fuck your uncle!" the little blackbird was furious, "You're a two-trick sparrow calling chun!"
Yang Que smiled and said, "To be honest, Uncle Bird, can you help me point me out?"
"It's called Bird!" shouted the little blackbird.
Yang Que said honestly: "Master Bird, can you help me show me the way?"
The little black bird smiled meaningfully and said, "There are unspoken rules for asking the master to do things. ”
Yang Que's face changed slightly, and he quickly covered his chrysanthemum, and said, "I'm afraid that you won't be able to get out......
The little black bird looked disdainful: "Let your uncle's fart, yin. slut sè! The unspoken rule of the lord is to let you pull your ears and stick out your tongue, pouting and farting!"
Yang Que breathed a sigh of relief, but was a little hesitant: "But my fart ......"
"Sensei nonsense, let it go!" interrupted the little blackbird.
Yang Que no longer hesitated, pinched his ears with both hands, stuck out his tongue out of his mouth, turned around and pouted his fart, and let out a silent fart at it!
The little black bird smiled, nodded with satisfaction, and was just about to open his mouth to speak, when suddenly his face changed, and he exclaimed: "I'm so stinky!"
With that, his head tilted and fell from a branch.
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