Chapter 45: Loud Farts Don't Stink

Yang Que didn't dare to stay, and continued to walk aimlessly, looking at it while walking, it was also pleasant.

After a while, Han Yun suddenly appeared with a smile, led him, turned left and right, and arrived at a spiritual garden full of strange flowers and plants, and passed along a path, where a thatched hut was standing.

"Senior Brother Yang, if you don't dislike it, you can stay here. I've told the people here that no one will bother you. Han Yun brought him to the hut with a smile on his face.

Yang Que glanced at him, he always felt that the smile on his face was not quite right, he went into the hut to take a look, and Fang said curiously: "I heard that the evil peak lord doesn't like to live on this peak, how did you become the steward here?"

Han Yun smiled and said, "It's very simple, because I'm not a man. ”

Yang Que was slightly stunned, stared at his whole body, resisted the urge to reach out and touch his crotch, nodded and said, "It's not good to be a man, at least I don't think about women." ”

Han Yunshen thought it was so, and said slowly: "I was good at the beginning, I delayed a lot of cultivation time, and I almost died in the hands of a woman, and finally I made up my mind and castrated myself with a knife, but now I am very good, and I can cultivate with peace of mind." ”

Yang Que praised: "Senior Brother Han's heart to the Tao is really tenacious. ”

"You can too. Han Yun looked at him suddenly, and said with a smile, "If you are afraid of pain, I will help you castrate, and ensure that it will be done with one knife without worry." ”

Yang Que's face changed slightly, he laughed dryly, looked at the Spirit Garden in the distance, and said, "There are so many elixirs here. ”

Han Yun smiled, didn't say more, arched his hand, and left.

Watching his back gradually disappear on the hillside, Yang Que smiled bitterly and sighed secretly: For other men, women may be a fetters on the path of cultivation, but for me, they are an indispensable help, without women, my path of cultivation is afraid that it will be difficult to move an inch. ”

Standing in front of the thatched hut and thinking about it, he went directly down the path of the spiritual garden and walked up the hillside. At the foot of the hillside, in the countryside, many female disciples were busy, Yang Que took a closer look, but there were a few women with good faces.

"A month's time flies in a blink of an eye, if I can't sleep with a few junior sisters, I will definitely not be able to break through, and I won't be able to go to the ghost mansion to get treasures and ghosts at that time, and I will inevitably die on the stage of life and death. Yang Que muttered to himself, looking at the junior sister below, thinking hard about a good plan.

Coincidentally, a green-clothed girl passed by with water in her hand, Yang Que no longer hesitated, stepped forward and shouted, "This junior sister, what's your name?"

The girl stopped, glanced at him, and chuckled, "My name is Xiaobi, what do you command?"

"Oh, it's fine. Yang Que pretended to smile and looked up at the sky, "You see that the weather is so good, the wind is beautiful, and the breeze is gentle, are you and I sitting here and chatting for a while?"

The girl smiled: "What does Senior Brother want to talk about?"

Yang Que saw hope, and secretly rejoiced in his heart, and his face immediately showed a charming melancholy, and said: "Talk about philosophy, what is the ideal of life." ”

"I haven't heard of it. The girl shook her head and smiled, "If Senior Brother talks about anything else, I can still accompany you." ”

Yang Que was no longer hypocritical, and said directly: "Then let's talk about physiology, you see, we are both human beings, but our body structures are different, for example, these two protrusions on your chest, I don't have them, why, there must be a reason, let's touch it and rub it and you can understand...... Hey, sister, don't go!"

Yang Que just reached out to her chest to touch it, but the girl directly blocked it with a wooden basin, then glared at him angrily, turned around and ran away.

"Hey, it seems that the progress is too hasty. Yang Que shook his head, and was about to think about accosting the next woman when a girl in black suddenly appeared in front of him.

"Yang Que, don't you want me to be a female disciple of Evil Cloud Peak?" Evil Xiao Xie stared at him with a sinister smile.

Yang Que was not surprised when he saw her appear, and defended: "Actually, I just want to talk, and I don't mean anything else." ”

"Really?" "Evil little evil stroked the hair on his chest, his chest straightened, and he blinked, "Then I'll talk to you, the thatched hut over there is closed, and we'll go there to talk, even if you want to do something, no one else will know." ”

Yang Que's face changed slightly: "I don't want to do anything, I'm your Yao'er's sister's man, do you want to do it?"

"Sister Yao'er isn't here, I know you want to, let's go. The evil little evil twisted his body and said charmingly.

"Don't go. Yang Que categorically refused, and said awe-inspiringly, "I am loyal to my little junior sister, and I will never let you succeed." ”

"Really don't go?" the evil little evil smiled, and there was a hint of hatred in his eyes.

"Don't go. Yang Que said firmly.

"Smack!"

The evil little evil suddenly pulled out the whip on his waist, dusted it, and said hatefully: "It's okay if you don't go, then you will let me whip a hundred whips!"

"Why?" Yang Que frowned.

"What do you say?" said the evil little evil with a face full of shame, gritting his teeth.

Yang Que was silent for a moment and explained: "Actually, ...... that night"

"Shut up! Don't mention that night!" "Evil Little Evil "snapped" and dusted off her leather whip, the roots of her ears were blushing, the dignified Evil Cloud Peak little witch, only when she bullied and played with others, she was played by others stupidly, how could she stand it!

"Stand honestly, let me smoke!Don't think about fighting back, this cave is my mother's, I know the prohibitions inside, be careful that I let the thunder kill you!" the evil little evil threatened hatefully.

Yang Que knew that this matter could not be good, hesitated for a moment, and proposed: "Otherwise, don't whip it, I will also pout.

The evil little evil was slightly stunned, thought for a while, and said, "Okay, but you have to do it a hundred times." ”

The corners of Yang Que's mouth curled, not too much, and said, "Okay, listen to you, but I'm done, you can't find fault with me anymore, okay?"

"Yes. The evil little evil was full of promise, and her eyes were full of excitement, and she was very happy to think that she was going to repay the humiliation twice.

Yang Que was just about to pull his ears to perform, but the bird suddenly jumped out of the flowers, and screamed in shock while jumping: "Miss, don't be fooled, this kid wants you!"

The evil little evil was stunned, glanced at Yang Que, turned his head and asked the bird master: "Why does he yin me?"

The bird master covered his nose with his wings, and said with a painful face: "His uncle, this kid's fart is simply earth-shattering, and it stinks to death!"

The evil little evil didn't believe it, and said: "He let it go that night, it doesn't seem to have any taste." After that, she squinted her eyes and glanced at the little black bird, and smiled weirdly: "Dead bird, do you have a leg with him and deliberately help him?"

The bird master was furious, and said with a sad face: "The master has a normal orientation, and he doesn't engage in .base!"

"Get out!" Evil Xiaoxiao waved his hand and said to Yang Que: "Don't rub it off, hurry up!"

Yang Que really didn't rub, pulled his ears with both hands, stuck out his tongue out of his mouth, and pouted his fart.

Evil Xiaoxiao slowly let go of the hand covering his nose, sniffed slightly, then took a big breath, and said, "It doesn't stink, it doesn't smell." ”

The bird master sniffed hard, and said strangely: "It really doesn't stink!"

After a pause, thinking of the previous scene, it suddenly dawned on him, and said in surprise: "I know, the loud farts he puts don't stink, but the silent farts stink, hahaha......"

The evil little evil looked at Yang Que and ordered: "Only loud farts are allowed, no silent farts are allowed!"

Yang nodded and did not dare to disobey.

The bird master put his mind at ease, stood beside the evil little evil, and waited for the show very happily.

Yang Que lived up to expectations, pulled his ears, stuck out his tongue, pouted his fart, and once again let out a loud fart at a person and a bird.

Evil Little Evil and Bird Master laughed, and just as they were about to ask him to continue performing, they suddenly saw a thick black gas coming out of his ass.

Before the evil little evil could react, the bird master was shocked, screamed and rolled down the hill, and scolded angrily: "Grass, your uncle, the cheating father-"

Yang Que was extremely refreshed, took a deep breath, and enjoyed his face: "Cool! The turbidity qi that has been gathered by cultivating for many years has finally been dissolved at once......

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