【Chapter 13】O master
It is true that immortals live longer than humane humans, but they are not immortal.
As long as we are still clinging to the existence of "me", we will not be able to get rid of the six realms.
Among the six realms, there is life and death. Immortals are no exception.
Only arhats and practitioners above the realm can break through ego and break away from the six realms.
And the so-called mountain spirits and water monsters, fairies, demons, Buddhas and demons are just different forms of life.
"For example, when we landed on the moon and didn't find Chang'e. Does it prove that the immortals are just myths and legends? Not really. Just because you can't find people in three-dimensional space doesn't mean that there is no life in the higher dimensions. ”
"What I mean is that the Heavenly Dao and the Human Dao are in different dimensional dimensions. However, under certain conditions, they can interfere with each other. So some people can see ghosts, but some people can't. ”
"Life and death are only turning points in the change of the form of life existence. For example, the moment a good person dies, he ascends to the heavenly realm. That is to transform from a human to an immortal, from one life form to another higher level of life. ”
"To put it bluntly, there is no such thing as life and death. Old age and death are the beginning of a new life. It's one thing to live and die. But people can live and die by continuing to practice. ”
"Life and death are all your own making. Because the causes of the six realms are planted, one has to enter the six realms to receive retribution. I want to be immortal unless I have no life. It is the emptiness of all laws, which is neither born nor destroyed, neither dirty nor pure, neither increased nor decreased. If you don't do the cause of the six realms, you will naturally not be affected by the fruits of the six realms. Ahem, I'm sorry, Professor, I'm talking far. ”
Li Xiaochen's tirade not only stunned the students in the audience, but even Professor Chen on the podium forgot to close his mouth wide open.
As if reminiscing about his words, and as if chewing on this rather profound insight, it was silent for a long time before thunderous applause broke out from the podium.
"Brother Chen, Niu! Listening to your words, I suddenly changed from a super ** youth to an ordinary ** youth!, although I don't understand what you said at the end...... But the grade has been slightly improved!"
"It is worthy of being my idol, so connotative, so learned, and so attained...... At this moment, my embarrassed stubble is also rippling in my heart. Oops, I hate it~"
"I always thought that Brother Ah Chen was a big man. But today I learned that I underestimated you. I'll admit, you're really good, and you're still a mad cow!"
While the students were sighing, Professor Chen walked to the podium table, took out the roster, and asked Li Xiaochen, "What's your name?"
After Li Xiaochen reported his name, Professor Chen found the corresponding name on the roster, and then said to him: "You are the same Li Xiaochen? ”
Hearing this, Li Xiaochen was shocked, and there was an unspeakable grievance in his heart: Didn't I just tell a few words of truth, do I need to get credits?
"Professor, I was wrong. Forgive me this time. I won't talk nonsense anymore. Either or ...... If you don't dislike me for being ugly, I'll sleep with you for the night? ”
Li Xiaochen, who was afraid of being sentenced to death, took out a pack of cigarettes, slapped it in his hand, and said with a frown: "This...... Please take care of me. ”
He never smoked. But in order to cope with various situations, I still carry a little bit with me.
Who knew that Professor Chen didn't eat this set at all. He raised the cigarette in his hand and said to the students below, "You all saw it, right?" Li Xiaochen openly bribed the teacher and wanted me to pass the grade. They said, should I take this cigarette?"
"Acceptance—" the students replied in unison.
After saying that, they all laughed to themselves.
Li Xiaochen hurriedly thanked the classmates: "Brothers and sisters, it's really powerful at the critical moment. I'll ask each of you to eat a bunch of fragrant roasted corn. ”
"Hey, don't mobilize the masses. Professor Chen smiled and dragged Li Xiaochen to the back, and then said to the students, "I want to hand over this pack of cigarettes to the Academic Affairs Office." When the time comes, you will all testify to me. ”
The students shouted in unison, word by word: "We didn't see anything!"
As soon as he said this, everyone burst out laughing.
Li Xiaochen was so moved. It's still a deep feeling for classmates. The exploited classes have to be so united!
He turned his back, took out the eye lotion, and moistened his eyes.
Then he turned around, full of "tears", and thanked his classmates.
"Thank you to the motherland, to the people, to CC**, to my family, and to all the students here. It is an honor to have your support and encouragement. I wouldn't be standing here without you. I owe most of all my gratitude to my great teacher, the professor who taught "Understanding Buddhism", although I still don't know what his last name is......"
In the laughter of the students, Li Xiaochen turned to the blackboard again, and dropped a few drops of eye lotion.
So far, this class has basically been completed. Professor Chen also followed the situation and looked at him with a smile.
Li Xiaochen sobbed a few times, and said to Tang Yao, who was sitting in the back row of the classroom, chuckling: "I especially want to thank the menopausal aunt who hid behind and stole fun. Just now, when I was about to be pushed into the abyss of danger, you didn't even have the heart to cover your mouth and snicker. How shameless a person must be to react like this!"
"And the menopausal aunt next to you, the Martian. Li Xiaochen moved his gaze to Qin Yufei, "This friend from Mars, I also want to thank you very much." No matter what happens in the classroom, you look around with an alien face and an alien indifference. ”
Taking a deep breath, Li Xiaochen sighed: "I hope you don't have any expression because of facial paralysis." You know, whether I fail or not is directly related to the survival of the solar system. This also has something to do with your Mars! Martian beauty, can you give some expressions? I will be grateful to you and the menopausal aunt. You two will always be good friends to us humans. ”
Before the words fell, Qin Yufei was amused by his words and showed a rare smile.
Li Xiaochen himself was happy for a while. He turned to Professor Chen and asked, "Professor, you're not going to fail me, are you?"
Professor Chen nodded with a smile: "Okay, you can go down." Remember to be on time for your final exams. ”
"Thank you, Professor!" Before leaving, Li Xiaochen snatched back the pack of cigarettes from the professor's hand, and was about to run away.
I only heard Professor Chen shouting from the podium: "Hey, wasn't that cigarette for me?
Li Xiaochen turned his head and smiled at Professor Chen: "Will you feed the fish after you catch them?"
This is a bit of a way that Professor Chen can't get off the stage. The students were even more happy.
In the midst of the madness, everyone spent a chaotic elective class.
Li Xiaochen, who was relieved, finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Xiaosha thought it was fun. She smiled and pestered Li Xiaochen and said, "The university class is so interesting. ”
"Funny fart! If I hadn't turned so fast, I would have died a miserable death. Li Xiaochen obviously had lingering feelings about this.
Xiaosha pouted, wanting to say something, but she was afraid that he would be angry, so she had to keep her mouth shut.
Tang Yao couldn't see it, and helped Xiaosha speak: "It's not that you will be caught by the professor if you don't do anything else in class yourself?"
"Can this depend on me? Is it Qin Yufei......" Li Xiaochen looked left and right, but there was no trace of Qin Yufei, "Where did she go?"
"Don't worry where Yufei goes. We have to settle our old accounts with you. Tang Yao gritted her teeth and pulled Li Xiaochen's ears, "Just now you dared to say that I was a menopausal aunt." Hmph, am I old?"
"Hey, you light, so many people are watching...... Ouch, okay, okay, tell me, is your wife old? I said you're old, is there anything wrong?"
Tang Yao, who was still gnashing his teeth with anger just now, suddenly became a little stupid when he heard this: What did he mean by this? Did he already regard me as his wife? I finally came to this day?
Tang Yao's mind was full of fantasies. Her pretty face gradually flushed.
Li Xiaochen knew that she had been fooled, smiled slyly, broke free from the clutches of the devil, and ran out of the classroom as if flying.
Tang Yao, who came back to her senses for a long time, saw that Li Xiaochen had already run away, and only then did she know that she had fallen for this bad guy again.
"Li-Xiao-Chen! You stop for the old lady! Today, the old lady has to beat you into a pig's head!"
Tang Yao's voice was so loud and sharp that it reached Li Xiaochen's ears downstairs.
Li Xiaochen didn't care if Tang Yao wanted to beat him into a pig's head or a dog's head. Grease the soles of your feet, and then talk about it.
Avoiding Tang Yao's pursuit, he thought that he couldn't spend it like this anymore.
Jiang Mi'er has already left. No one will take the initiative to urge him to cultivate immortals.
Then you must actively enhance your strength.
In the world of immortal cultivators, immortal cultivators still have to rely on their strong strength to speak.
Moreover, what he had to face next was an extremely difficult task.
At the beginning, she promised Qin Yufei to help her solve her troubles. Therefore, the Zixian Club has become a hurdle that Li Xiaochen must overcome.
Without strength, what can he do to change everything?
Thinking as he walked, Li Xiaochen had come to the dean's office.
He unceremoniously said to Melzak, who was working, "You should teach me something useful today, right?"
Melza curled her eyelids and glanced at him, "Cowboy, you're really anxious." ”
"I paid for it. You deserve to pay me accordingly. If you don't keep your promises, I'll tear up my promise to you too. ”
If someone who was familiar with Li Xiaochen was present, then they would never have believed that this kind of interest words, which were completely unadulterated, would come out of his mouth.
Li Xiaochen is an emotional person. Feelings always come before interests.
But Melzak's approach made him unhappy again and again.
So between him and Melzak, there is only a deal, and there is no taste.
Melzak was not displeased by his arrogant attitude.
Instead, he put on a hip-hop smile and said to Li Xiaochen: "I understand that you really want to make yourself stronger as soon as possible." Well, I'm going to teach you how to fly today. ”