"Ji Zhi, you come out. ”

Ji Zhi is still young, and he is careless, and there are some things that Murong Gongzi will teach him slowly, hand in hand, and there is no hurry.

But there is only one thing that must be handled in a timely manner, and it cannot be taught by hand.

Self, a matter for men and women.

At this time, the incompetent Daxian and others had been pulled back to the human hall by Yan Lao Er's carriage, and Mr. Yu and his mother were walking on the way back to Chaoyun Dusk Rain Building, and the three armies were drunk, and the bonfire was half withered. The last show is not to rob the horses, it is a haunted house, it has already been prepared, a camp account, the cloud carpet is splendid, and now inside, a Lin Fairy, and a Fang Lang. In other words, in a huge military camp, among hundreds of thousands of people, there is only one flower among the green leaves, and the wolves look around at only one sheep.

Fairy Lin was so drunk that she was unconscious, and everyone could see it.

Daoist Fang stayed to protect Fairy Lin, so as not to let her give hundreds of thousands of wolves to eat, and had no other intentions.

The conscience of heaven and earth.

So Murong Gongzi will come, because others don't dare to come if they want to, Fang Xiaohou has an order, take a step closer, don't talk about killing!

No kidding, no other attempts.

"What's wrong?" So when Ji Zhi's cloak was scattered and his clothes were untidy, his face was not very good-looking.

"Something. Murong Gongzi said with a smile.

"What's the matter?" said Daoist Fang, sneering.

"Don't pretend to be confused, you know it in your heart. Murong Gongzi said with a smile.

"Don't worry, our side is above board, and we will never do anything that takes advantage of people's danger. Daoist Fang sneered and looked at the sky.

"You only get one chance. Murong Gongzi looked at the tent: "I'll remind you again." Only once. ”

"I can wait. Fang Yin let out a long sigh. Generally looking back, "I promised Dai." I'm going to keep my promise!"

This is, taking advantage of his unpreparedness, Murong Gongzi touched his crotch: "Yes, I can rest assured." ”

"Damn!" Daoist Fang fought back at the moment and slapped him in the chest: "You can rest assured, you can go with confidence!"

Here, he raised his eyebrows: "Ji Zhi." Gone~~"

There, he sneered: "Get out of you!"

Will turn around, turn back again, Childe raised his hand and pointed: "Take it!"

Daoist Fang, clenched his fists, and waved fiercely: "It must be taken!"

"Hahaha!ha!" After saying that, the two laughed three times at the same time, and slammed their fingers into fists: "Walk!"

Solid: "Smack!"

Childe is leaving, Childe has other important matters tonight, and it must be handled in time.

You're in control. The biggest piece of the puzzle is about to fall, and a grand and magnificent picture is about to be presented in front of the world.

Splendid world. Peace and prosperity.

In the account.

Red candles, incense, jade, solitary bedroom.

Fairy Lin lay on her side, sleeping in an extremely beautiful and peaceful position.

The snort was heavy, the fragrance was faint, and it was a perfectly perfect, extremely seductive, undulating curved back contour.

Daoist Fang stood on the edge of the couch, his eyes flickering.

Murong Gongzi, what does it mean, Daoist Fang understands better than anyone else, this is the night when raw rice is cooked and matured, and Murong Gongzi is here to add the last firewood-

Dry firewood!

Raging fire!

The moon is dark and the wind is high!

Drunken immorality!

The next morning, or at noon.

Fairy Lin woke up slowly, drunk and hazy, only to feel a splitting headache, and then suddenly saw another person next to the pillow: "Ahhhh

Then he let out a coquettish cry, and immediately fled, suddenly feeling a cool breeze all over his body, and he didn't have a wisp: "This!"

Later, he raised his hand, wrapped his arms around the lotus root, and surrounded the quilt, and was about to wake up and scold the ronin who took advantage of the danger of others and did not keep his promise, but saw the red plums blooming on the couch, and made mandarin ducks with a bloody point: "Babble~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

At this time, Daoist Fang woke up slowly, in the twilight, he felt cold all over his body, and then in a blink of an eye, he saw the beautiful woman sitting in his arms: "This!"

Then he exclaimed, and it was like being struck by lightning, and when he sat up suddenly and realized that he was naked and bare-assed, he looked down again: "Oh, yes, yes!"

It's even more unexpected, thinking that it's a dream, and I'm a hundred times stunned: "Dai'er, you......! This is...... What the hell is going on?"

"You still say, you still say! You still have the face to say!" Dai'er cried so much that the pear blossoms brought rain, and she pointed out with shame and hatred: "Yesterday, last night, you, you, were all good things you did!"

"Yesterday, last night?" "Daoist Fang was stunned, at a loss, after thinking about it, he held his head with both hands, and cried out in pain: "I, I don't remember, I can't remember anything, ah!

"You, you despicable! shameless!" Seeing that the flower thief suddenly turned into a woman from a good family, a victim, Fairy Lin finally became furious, and forgot to cry for a while: "Look! Look! Look at this! This is what!"

"Oops! blood!" Daoist Fang looked at it, and when he landed, his facial features were displaced, and his seven orifices were smoking, and he was so frightened that his soul was gone: "This, Dai'er, you are injured! You have lost a lot of blood! Where is the injury! I will look at ...... where."

"Fang Yin, if you dare to touch me again, I will die in front of you immediately!" Fairy Lin was already mad at him: "Immediately cut off his heart, die for you!ah! Don't! You stink~Flow~Um~~Die~~Mmmm~~~~"

Fang Daoist is a person, shameless is shameless, but he is never like some people, who make excuses and refuse to admit it.

Drunk and promiscuous sex, pretending to have amnesia, this can be had, but it's all a lie.

Really drunk, drunk to the point of being unconscious, unconscious can still be personnel, personnel after personnel do not know anything, there is no such thing at all.

Only such a person is even more shameless than Daoist Fang.

Therefore, Daoist Fang was not drunk at all, he was so drunk that he was unconscious, and he was drunk and looked at the sword, which was a fait accompli in one fell swoop.

The fact is that Fairy Lin was not drunk, he was so drunk that he was unconscious, so Daoist Fang did not have the opportunity to take advantage of the danger of others and have a fait accompli-

In the shadows, Daoist Fang's eyes flickered: "Dai'er~Dai'er~"

I saw that Fairy Lin was sleeping beautifully, and her eyelashes trembled~~

Daoist Fang sitted: "Dai'er." I'll tell you a joke. Okay, okay?"

Fairy Lin sleeps: "......"

Daoist Fang lay down: "Once upon a time there was a person. A scholar away from home, riding a little donkey......"

Fairy Lin hid: "Sleep!"

It is a joke about rainy nights, broken temples, lonely men and widows, sleeping in the same bed, and beasts are inferior to beasts.

Fairy Lin was speechless.

"Yes, yes!" "Daoist Fang is just different from others. Finally, he said, "The little donkey cried and cried, you are really a beast!"

Half a day.

Fairy Lin Huo Ran got up, her willow eyebrows were upside down, and she pointed angrily: "You go out!"

"No!"

"Get out!"

"Not really!"

"Okay, if you don't go, I'll go!"

"Go, go, go, go, go!"

"Let go! let go of your hands!"

"Poo!"

"You...... Beast!"

"You said, you said it! I'm a beast, and I'm a beast ――――――――――――――――――."

Then he laughed lewdly. Dead skin, smacking tongue salivating, indescribable: "Ha!"

Chick, where are you going?

Uncle tonight, you must succeed!

"Hey!" Fairy Lin drank too much, and if he didn't drink too much, he couldn't beat him, and he couldn't escape if he couldn't beat him, and he couldn't be scared: "You guy!"

Tonight, Lin Dai is in the clutches of the devil and is in a catastrophe!

Lin Dai knows.

At this time, saying or doing anything is a kind of teasing, and a beast can't withstand any teasing.

The key is that the most terrible thing is that Fairy Lin can't hold it anymore!

Lin Dai is willing, Lin Dai is also willing, the two are happy when they are happy, what else can't they do?

There is no need to wait until the night of the candles in the cave room, the day when they really get married, the two of them don't care very much, depending on the defense of etiquette and religion, not a flood beast. Don't talk about Fang Yin, just talk about Lin Dai, although Lin Dai and him have not known each other for a long time, and the time they have spent together is even rarer, Lin Dai has already decided it. Whether it's a villain or a beast, if you don't marry me, I don't marry you, I don't want to marry, I am determined, I am dead, Lin Dai's heart has been handed over to him, and Lin Dai's people will be his-

But still, hold on.

Just because of a sentence, or a promise: "Fang, Fang Lang, Dai'er still has to listen, listen to your jokes." ”

"Okay, I'm a person with a lot of jokes in my stomach, known as the joke basket. Sure enough, the donkey must be carried along: "Once upon a time, there was a man, a woman, surnamed Liu, who married a man named Hui, and later gave birth to a son with her mother's surname......"

"Megumi Yanagishita?"

"Later, Yanagishita Hui went out, riding a little donkey, stayed in the store that night, was about to sleep, bang, bang, suddenly heard someone knocking on the door, and a little girl came in outside the door......"

"Well, I know, it's a story that doesn't sit still!"

"Yes, yes, Yanagishita Megumi said, you can spend the night, but it's better to sit in my arms! That little girl didn't understand, and said why should I sit in your arms? People are serious women, not the kind of people you think! Yanashita Megumi said that I advise you to sit in my arms, otherwise in a while I will become the kind of person you imagined, and then you will have no time to regret it!"

"You, you say, don't do anything, you!

"Just hug it, hug it, make sure you don't move your feet, kiss it if you talk well, and ...... it when you talk about it"

"If you speak again, if you speak well, I will ......"

"Isn't it?"

"A thousand and one. ”

"Why? Why not a hundred and two?"

"There are nine hundred and ninety-nine more. ”

"Then you have to kiss me twice!"

"Alright. ”

"This ...... Are you a mosquito?"

"Speak!"

"Once upon a time there was a man, a noblewoman, who led a dog into the street......"

"Dogs are also dressed? Why haven't I seen them?"

"Have you seen Queen Yu?"

"Well, you go on. ”

"There is a dog after Yu, known as the lion rolling hydrangea, that dog, let alone wearing clothes, the has to be held and coaxed to kneel and beg, and if you pee on people's necks, you can't give a drop of ......"

......

It's an impossible task.

Daoist Fang is a basket of jokes, not a complete collection of jokes.

That's it, I'll give her a minute to talk about it, and I have to talk about it until tomorrow night.

However, the joke is telling, that's it, the two of them snuggled up to each other at the head of the bed, hugged each other affectionately, and laughed all night.

Yes, how romantic. (To be continued......)