Ninety-four Controlling anger
The next day, early in the morning.
Fairy Lin got out of bed and freshened up, only to feel a splitting headache and a buzzing in her ears.
Repentance!
In fact, last night when heaven and man were fighting, it was not Daoist Fang who was struggling in his heart, but Fairy Lin. The fire burned and burned, the dry wood had been turned to ashes, and the beast was not as good as a lonely man and a widow to spend the long night, and Fairy Lin himself didn't know how he survived. It was a miracle, it couldn't happen a second time, Fairy Lin told herself over and over again. In any case, the sky is bright, and Lin Dai regrets it, but her heart is still very sweet and happy.
Don't talk about Daoist Fang, Daoist Fang's intestines are all repentant.
Before this, Daoist Fang didn't think that he would have such a strong concentration, and now the Daoist priest below can only say a word of admiration and admiration to himself, and he admires it to the extreme! Murong Gongzi must be very disappointed, because he missed this opportunity, and next time, the two of them will have to wait until the Year of the Monkey and the Moon of the Monkey. One night, Fang Yin told countless jokes, but they were not as funny as this one, Fang Yin himself knew that really funny jokes were never funny. Don't want to mention the little square Taoist again, now the mood of the small square Taoist can no longer be described as desperate, the small square Taoist has really learned to think, think about the true meaning of his own existence.
In fact, last night, and later, basically, it was Fairy Lin who took the initiative to seduce Daoist Fang.
Is it a spring night, or is it a twilight dynasty?
After all, a choice was made, because Fang Yin knew that this was still a match. Multiple choice questions.
It's about the Golden Jade Palace.
My day!
The Grand Prince of Dragon has arrived!
One person is here to go head-to-head!
Lead the envoys of Asgard. Crane Gong Crane Mother. As well as.
The fairy fled and had a private meeting with the wild road, which made the fairy palace humiliated, and the dragon prince was furious!
is to send out the nest to arrest her, and ask how with the power of the Golden Jade Palace and the power of the Dragon Prince, how can she not be captured and let her escape to the ends of the earth-
The message was received early. The people are here, and this is the door!
At that time, the bonfire was extinguished early, the smoke gradually rose, and most of the 200,000 Longjing soldiers were still asleep, snoring in the morning light one after another, and Wuwu was lying on the ground on the school ground. Last night, I drank until the middle of the night, and I made trouble until the second half of the night. How many people drank until they vomited and vomited, and they were so drunk that they were all over the place. Until this time, the strong smell of wine mixed with the pungent sour and rancid smell still persisted for a long time, and the Chinese wanted to vomit. Therefore, at this time, the menacing Dragon Prince, who took the lead, saw a king-sized pigsty, or a large-scale cemetery, during which someone walked slowly and was like a lonely ghost, a zombie-
My day!
The eldest prince of the dragon frowned, the eldest prince of the dragon covered his nose, and he was about to move forward in anger, and there was almost no place to stand: "Hey!"
"You!" Fortunately, not far away, another soldier was struggling to get up: "Boy, here and here, I have something to ask you-"
This is called, salute first and then soldier, this arrest operation Long Dazi does not intend to use force, and Long Dazi is not a reckless man: "You!
The soldier, startled, turned around: "Yo!"
He smirked, staggered, and walked over with one foot deep and one foot shallow: "Guest, how many are you?"
Bing is a small soldier, nicknamed Skinny Monkey, born with sharp-beaked monkey gills, and used to be a shopkeeper: "Yo yo yo, hiccup! Good guy! People are not old and young, this is a big deal!"
For this kind of unpopular little person, Prince Long didn't bother to look at him: "Don't talk nonsense! I'm looking for someone!"
"Looking for someone?" Thin Monkey, scratching his head, seemed to be a little sober: "Find, find, find someone?"
The next moment.
The thin monkey's face changed drastically, and he squeaked and screamed: "Brother, brother, get up, brother, brother, I said, brother!"
"Oh, mother!" finally kicked him up, looked around, and asked blankly: "No, it's Brother Monkey, what's wrong? What's wrong? Isn't it the master who gave the female goblin ...... again?"
"Old Black, hit me quickly! Here and here!" the thin monkey pointed to his face and said urgently, "Hurry up, hurry up!"
The soldier, nicknamed the black bear, heard it, and immediately came to the spirit: "This, this, this is not!
"Smack!" The big mouth whipped the skinny monkey three times at the moment, and sat down on the ground: "Oh ~ Oh ~ Oh ~~~~~~~~"
"Brother, you're sick!" the black bear rolled his eyes and said dissatisfiedly: "Early in the morning, I sleepwalk everywhere, and I don't let people sleep soundly......"
"This is not a dream! This is not a dream!" The thin monkey jumped three feet high, scratched his ears and cheeks, and said happily: "Brother!
The next moment!
Black bear, surprised!
It's like a ghost in the daytime, and I can't believe it at all: "Brother, you are, you're talking in your dreams again!"
"Brother, look!" the thin monkey pointed at him!
"This-" The black bear looked at it, his face full of surprise: "Really, really, brother, come on, come and wake up my brother, let me also see ......"
"Bang bang!" The thin monkey gave him two hooks on the left and right: "Whoa~Whoa~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
The black bear stood up, looked up to the sky and roared: "It's true! It's true!
The next moment.
The rooster crowed, the bear man announced, and how many soldiers woke up at once: "No, no, isn't it? Rob, rob, rob?"
Everyone thought they were hell, everyone couldn't believe it, and every one of them couldn't believe it: "To, to, to, of, here, here, to rob people?"
It is said that the arrival of the eldest prince of Long brought many surprises to the soldiers: "Brother~Brother!, how do I feel, there is a little excitement~~"
"Rob your daughter-in-law, come here to rob it, dwarf oil~ dwarf oil! I'm careful of my liver, that's called a trembling, shaking!"
"Brother, I'm a little hot, a little bit so, my blood is boiling!"
"Brother, look! Piece. But they are all fairy daughters. Sizzle~~~~~~ Oops! Oops! I can't stand it, I can't stand it, I can't stand it, ah~ah~ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
"Is this a robbery? or a gift?"
"This is here, how to divide it?"
"Or else, next to each other?"
"Donkey head, donkey head, buoy, buo, buo~~"
"!"
This moment.
The head of the donkey, forty years old, is not a soldier, but a general.
In the Longjing Army, when it comes to donkey heads, everyone knows it. No one is unconvinced, because there is nothing to do, and the soldiers are privately bigger than birds, donkeys!
After the donkey head scolded, he sighed and said, "It's a good person from my mother's house, you have to say hello, you have to blow together-"
"Sigh ~ Sigh ~ Sigh Boom ~~~~~~"
All the soldiers were happy, pouting their lips and blowing together: "Sigh - Sigh - Sigh Sigh Er ββββββββββββββββββ"
100,000 hooligans and 100,000 whistles, it is rare to be neat and uniform. Enduring, resounding in the sky!
Asgard. The envoys were shocked!
Prince Long's face was pale, his nose was crooked, of course, Prince Long was not a fool, how could he not see it at this moment: "I! I! Whistle again! Whistle again!" In the sound of whistling, the soldiers who were sleeping like dead pigs hula hula into pieces, some of them hugged their heads and covered their ears, some of them cried wolf howls, some of them were at a loss and opened their mouths stupidly, and more of them tightened their crotch and ran away: "Noisy people can't die and suffocate people! It makes Lao Tzu want to pee!"
Another time.
The three armies of Longjing, nearly 100,000 people, cheered and rushed forward: "Donkey head! Donkey head!
Soldier to soldier, general to general, Prince Long, and donkey head: "Brother, what's your surname?"
The donkey's head swayed, and he went up bare-chested, like a second-rate child, and smiled: "Xiu'er'er~ I asked you! Boy, here, here-"
The eldest prince of Long, looking at the sky with his hands, said lightly: "I won't talk nonsense with you, go and ask Fang Yin to come out." β
"Fang Yin, little marquis?" The donkey's head has grown up, his muscles and bones are thick, and he is not inferior to him by half a point when he stands there: "Boy, is the name of my little marquis, is it also worthy of your name?"
This kind of bandits, such rough blanks, the eldest prince of Long didn't bother to look at it, and only pointed with his hand: "Go!"
"Tut-tut, call around, this is using people as dogs!" Donkey head sighed, hehele said: "Don't be in a hurry, it's still early, my little marquis is still sleeping with his daughter-in-law in bed, why don't you play with me first......"
"My day!" "The eldest prince of Long, this is the most unpleasant thing to hear, and he is really anxious at the moment: "Play with hair!"
"What are you doing?dog hair, cat hair?drumming eagle hair?" Donkey head, I didn't understand: "NONONO, I mean, let's compare the two of us first, compare the fists and feet......"
The donkey head is fluent in foreign language, of course, the eldest prince of Long does not appreciate it: "Bibibi, Bibi, Bibi!"
"Yes, yes, oh, yes!" It turns out that the soldiers will speak in English: "Compare the bird! Compare the bird! Xiu'er~Xiu'er~Xiu'er'~~~~~~~~~~"
"Do you want to compare birds? or do you want to compare cocks?"
In broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun, many nights of petty evil and the like, scum!
The eldest prince of Long sneered and was silent, his face was like sinking water, and he only watched coldly, which means that if there is a kind, you will take it off!
"Boom!"
"Wowββββ ahββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββh
The donkey's head was taken off, and he raised his hand and only flicked the trouser belt, and the two trouser tubes fell instantly: "You!"
There is no lining underwear to cover, and the things between the crotch are unobstructed, and in countless exclamations, laughter and screams, they are majestically exposed in broad daylight: "This ......"
Not to mention others, after the eldest prince was shocked, he was already furious: "Bold......!
"How?" the donkey head raised his feet and took a step forward, but his whole body was already naked: "How?"
The person stood proudly, compared his hands, and said with a smile: "Dissatisfied?"
......
The eldest prince of the dragon was suffocated, couldn't help but take a step back, and when he turned around, he saw the envoys of his own fairy palace, the female fairies all hid their faces, the male immortals bowed their heads together, and the senior immortal chief also shook his head and sighed, his brows were furrowed! It was the deception that was too much, the fairy palace had been disgraced, and the eldest prince of Long finally moved the killing intent to kill this fang on the spot, in order to set an example! Endure and endure, swallow your anger, with the violent temper of Prince Long can endure until now, Prince Long simply admires himself more than Daoist Fang: "Whew-"
Then he took a long breath, turned around, and said calmly: "I don't care about you, put on your clothes." β
"Bibi?" Donkey's hand still trembled: "Do you want to accept it?"
Don't say it, it can't be compared, what kind of identity does the eldest prince of Long, how can he be so immoral: "The person who is the next person is not as good as a pig and a dog, and he doesn't know what shame is!"
"Shame, you say shame?" The donkey head, unable to understand, looked around blankly: "Who is not ashamed? Who is not as good as a pig and a dog?"
The soldiers laughed, and their eyebrows danced: "Xiu'er'er'er~"
"I don't understand, this is my family, my family! Do you understand?" The donkey head stretched out his hand, scratched his head, and glared at the eldest prince of Long with big eyes: "You are in charge of the sky, you are in charge of the earth, I am in my own house, you can also take care of it? I want to take it off, I will take it off, I am happy to be bare-chested, did I invite you to come to the land? You want to see me, I let you see, I haven't said anything yet, what are you scolding me for? If you don't want to see it, you can get out of here, run to my house to spread wild, who do you say you are looking for?"
The words are done in one go, the donkey head is not only a big guy, but his eloquence is also excellent.
The words are not rough, this is a family, or a soldier's home, and indeed no one invited the Golden Jade Palace and the eldest prince of Long to be a guest.
The eldest prince of Long was speechless for a while.
I had to sneer, there was no other way.
Don't you know, this is not over: "I want to take it off, I will take it off, this is our own home-"
When the donkey had finished speaking, all the soldiers undressed, and everyone took off quickly, and shouted in unison: "Brothers, bright guys, bright guys, family, guys, Ou-Ou-Ouββββββββββββββββββββββ"
The flat ground thundered, the dark clouds were just at the head, and suddenly the clouds were dispersed, and the rising sun eruptedβ
The stinging thing is, in the cold wind, the cold clothes fall to the ground, and the 100,000 masculine bodies, all of whom are not wearing a single wisp, and are full of blood with muscles, muscles and bones, and are openly presented between heaven and earth! How can it not be wild! What is shocking is that the city wall made of flesh and blood, the upright chest, the solid arms, and the high head are the eyes that are wide and the unruly heart! How can you not be arrogant! This is my home, and no one can be humiliated! This is my home, and those who offend me will be killed! Killed! And what is really terrifying is that in an instant, there is a dead silence, no one speaks, no one moves, and the fanatical eyes suddenly turn cold, like sharp arrows, like a powerful lightning-
The eldest prince of the dragon is shocked in his heart!
The envoys of Asgard, at a loss!
It is to bring humiliation on oneself and be embarrassed for a while!
Don't you know that this is not over, and in an instant, countless soldiers are fully armed, and they have sprung up in the sea of company camps, and slowly surrounded everyone in the Golden Jade Palace-
Half round.
The docking was a circle, and the heavy armor and thick shield turned into a steel barrier, completely sealing the back road of the people from the Immortal Palace. Half steel, half flesh and blood, extremely sharp and extremely strong contrast, extremely majestic, extremely bizarre. How can the puppet be brave, the three armies can not take away their ambitions, what is the master of the world, the son of Long Zhen, who came here is just a lamb to be slaughtered, and he has been surrounded by many beings in this life, there is no way to enter the heavens and no door, there is no way to advance or retreat, and it is difficult to fly with wings.
It's big, it's big, it's big! (To be continued......)