Call it by its name!

The man moved, because he was already moving, and drank the glass of wine very slowly: "Ah Fu, close the door." ”

That door, almost kicked Murong Gongzi to smash, and now he is in a semi-paralyzed state, and it is really not easy to close: "Spur sting-crunch-creak-"

The bat master didn't say much, fiddling with the door back and forth, and the sound sounded sour.

"Ji Zhi, sit. Murong Gongzi was already seated, facing the door, beckoning and smiling: "The right is your own family, you don't have to be polite." ”

Fang Yin's heart was worried, and he didn't dare to slack off: "Nephew Fang Yin, I've seen my uncle." ”

As he said this, Fang Yin was facing the side of the man, looking at it, and caught a glimpse of a clear and angular outline.

It's like a cave in the middle of a cave, black and lonely.

People are square, extremely square, and his face is black, like Bao Gong, this is Fang Yin's first impression of Shen.

The so-called elders stand, young do not sit, the elders sit, life is sitting, Fang Xiaohou is a very polite person, and his family education is good.

Half an hour later.

The bat master finally put the door panel together, forced it to close it, and then retreated.

An hour later.

Fang Yin once thought that it was a test, but now he had to suspect that the person was simply deaf: "Nephew Fang Yin, I have seen my uncle!"

An hour and five minutes later.

Sure enough, deaf.

Otherwise, it's deliberate, and it's good, there's a kind of it! We'll see.

There were wine and food on the table, cups and chopsticks, and Murong Gongzi drank lightly, and he had already changed back to his calm and elegant appearance.

Don't be angry, anger hurts people. Ji Zhi may not be able to cope with it.

Xiangye is also a hair, Yu Shen is a bird, do you know who Lao Tzu is, don't even want to give face? We all know that Vishnu has many identities. Actually the first hello. That is, the person who greeted him outside the door was Fang Jiaxian's nephew, and the second greeting, that is, an hour and five minutes ago, was Ji Zhi. It's just that the face is given to Murong Gongzi, and it is only three things, the third time is to make a warning, that person is already a Fang Daoist, and now he returns to his original nature: "Nephew-son-Fang-Yin-"

Suddenly the general roared. The words entered the heart of the ear, and the wind and clouds surged in an instant, and the thunder was rolling endlessly: "See-pass-uncle-father――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――"

Eight words, ten minutes, and the word "father" alone roared for five minutes!

roared: The whole city was shocked by the strong earthquake, the gods and Buddhas ran rampant, the iron trees bloomed and the stone people wept, and the nerves of Qianyu were reversed day and night!

First of all, left and right.

After the roar, the aftermath lingered. Sure enough, the deaf became, deaf.

In fact, it doesn't matter whether Xiang Ye's ears are deaf or not. The important thing is that half of Xiangye's face is wet: "Oh." ”

Xiangye slowly raised his sleeves, slowly wiped his face, and said lightly: "Ji Zhi, sit down." ”

This man is by no means simple.

I'm afraid that the sky is falling, and he looks like this, and now even Boss Fang admires him a little: "You're welcome, it's all your own." ”

This person is the left phase in the depth, so with Fang Yin's eyes, look back at the left phase in the depth.

As expected, the positive view is also square.

Square face, square forehead, square eyebrows, square nose, square lips, square chin, short mustache, generally square.

In other words, the eyebrows are thick, the tiger eyes are edged, the nose is straight and the mouth is square, and he is upright!

Dressed in a crown robe, a crown robe and a hat, without lustre, gray-black color.

is different from Murong Gong, completely different, no matter the image and temperament, the father and son are not like each other at all.

The appearance is fifty people, and under the lamp, they do not look old.

Fang Yin sat down, put his hands on his knees, sat upright, and turned back into a well-behaved and sensible junior: "Xie Shibo gives him a seat." ”

Yu Shen didn't speak, and turned into rotten wood and rotten stone.

There was a moment of silence.

I am silent.

All jumping up and down, chickens and dogs barking, what is past is past, and it seems that nothing has happened. Just like after a storm, like a pebble thrown into a deep pool, even if it is a boulder thrown into a deep pool, it is still so cold and depressing, and his heart is getting heavier and heavier! Fang Yin finally understood where that strange feeling came from, this person can't laugh, not only can't laugh, but also doesn't have any expression on his face, including joy, anger, sadness, happiness, fear and sorrow, he seems to be a living stone man, born without feelings.

Not smiling, not moving like a mountain, unable to communicate, unable to communicate, this is a person who is extremely boring.

Like the walking dead.

No wonder what I saw when I came, those maids and family members are all ordinary, and sooner or later they will collapse when they get along with such people, go crazy, and get neurotic! Because neuropathy is contagious, Fang Daoist finally thought of a metaphor about Xiangfu, an image metaphor, Xiangfu is a neurological hospital, Xiangye is the source of neurosis, it is the living dead, atypical. Therefore, Murong Gongzi must escape, before he goes crazy, fly over the madhouse, jump by the fish, and not go home for three years, yes! In fact, Murong Gongzi is not very mentally normal sometimes, such as the time when he kicked the door for no reason just now, I am afraid, I am afraid, I am afraid that this crazy disease will not only be contagious but also inherited......

This is Daoist Fang, who will be cranky at any time and make a fuss about nothing. Fifty steps and a hundred steps of laughter, what a foolish man, he didn't want to think about the time when someone yelled for no reason just now, where did such typical symptoms come from? Of course, this is no wonder to him, in fact, the world is a big madhouse, the disease is severe, no one is crazy, after all, Daoist Fang is still young, he will not understand this profound and connotative truth. For example, there are often people who run to the empty roof of a building and yell at the sky, or kick all the security doors of the corridor in a fit of anger, in fact, the difference between normal people and crazy people is the difference between thoughts and actions, and everyone has an innate madness factor, or cell, in their bodies.

Insane and mad spread.

"Ji Zhi, look. Murong Gongzi poured a glass of wine and handed it to him: "This is Yu Shen, a person who can't laugh." ”

It can't go on like this, no!

Fang Yin stood up, raised his glass with both hands, and said respectfully: "Uncle, this cup of little nephew respects you old, I wish you good health, all the best, live one, uh-"

Here, the words have been changed: "Live a long life!"

As soon as the words fell, Xiangye nodded, slowly picked up the cup, and drank it slowly: "Okay, good boy." ”

See!

This is called sincerity, the golden stone is open, it turns out that the god Vishnu is sent down by God to save the earth, and the madmen in the madhouse are finally saved: "Uncle, the nephew respects you again on behalf of the father, and the father often talks about the uncle, saying that the uncle is an official and upright and virtuous, tireless and hard, bowing to the best, and dying-" Here, the slip of the tongue was changed, and then changed back: "It is really the first good appearance in the past and present, and it is the blessing of the common people, and it should be admired by the world and recited by the world!"

It's made up, obviously.

But thousands of clothes don't wear sycophants, this glass of wine Xiangye really drank again, and said: "Hou Ye praises falsely, I dare not take it." ”

Look!

This is back to normal people, the expression is clear, the words are clear, and it is still deep! It is that there is nothing difficult in the world, only afraid of people with hearts, since we should continue to work hard to take a large dose, in one fell swoop to break the ice and eradicate the crazy roots: "Uncle is good drink! Uncle is good! It is Fushou Chengshuang auspicious wishes, and then ask Lu Xing to Wishing you prosperity, this cup of nephew respects uncle again, on the occasion of the Spring Festival, Fang Yin represents the whole family, young and old-" Here, there is no need to say more, everyone knows: "Dry! Do it first!"

Look!

It is a witty word, better than the elixir, Xiangye has done another one, and this time it is extremely happy: "Zi'er~"

"Wow! Uncle is massive, massive!" The old man has to be coaxed, and as soon as his spirit is happy, his condition will improve: "People say that the prime minister can hold the boat in his belly, and sure enough, sure enough, it is amazing, this wine is drunk, and the white water is like, and his face does not change color and his heart does not beat, and today's little nephew can be regarded as having a long insight! Come on, come on, nephew will pour you again, this cup - " In this regard, there is no need to say more, one drink is one poured, and the other is two drinks, and the spring breeze blows all over the earth in an instant, sweeping away the smog and sickness in the room!

There is a joke about a miracle doctor who specializes in neurosis, and gathers all the crazy people in the world and concentrates them in a mental hospital opened by his own family.

After drinking until the eighth cup, the eldest nephew of the Fang family discovered a problem.

The wine is drunk, and the words are spoken, but people don't laugh, skin and flesh don't smile, and there is still no expression on their faces.

It's not perfunctory, it's indescribable.

It's equivalent to an Alzheimer's patient, you say yours, he says his, back and forth is good, good, good child.

Limbs, eyes, expressions, there is still no communication, and there is no match at all.

It's not deep, that's an illusion.

Fang Yin is not convinced!

He doesn't believe in evil and rises to the challenge, this person can't laugh, Fang Yin has to make him laugh!

"It's fun, it's fun, hahahaha!" It's fun and fun, and then I remember: "By the way, uncle, let's count it, one, two, three, four, five, hahahahaha!"

This is the number of singles.

"Hahaha!" Many interesting stories, many interesting characters: "Hahahahaha!"

Counting all the time, the one hundred and eighty-six singles, even the incompetent immortals used them to make up the number, and the good Xiangye finally smiled: "Interesting and interesting, very fun." ”

Fang Yin was convinced, and was speechless: "Haha, haha, ha." ”

That laugh, laugh.

You just have a trace of laugh lines on your face, a smile in your eyes, and no half of the smile on your body, at least you have to make a haha to show it.

Table, show, one, down, sincerity, meaning!

No.

"Hahahahaha!" Murong Gongzi laughed, clapping his hands and laughing: "It's fun, it's fun, it's very interesting!"

Before leaving, all of a sudden, Fang Yin found that something was missing from his body: "Haha, haha, ha......"

It's the ability to laugh, or say, laugh: "Fun, hehe, hehe, fun, hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe......"

A big tragedy show!

By the way, the name of that joke is called: Consultation. (To be continued......)