Chapter 55: The Best Rotten Man II of the Trilogy of Becoming a God
First of all, the first step is just to give you a suggestion, you don't necessarily have to do it, anyway, I Wen Shuang did it, it feels cool, it's really cool.
Can you imagine a professor of literature at Western University going to be a beggar? Hehe, wearing tattered clothes and a torn hat, sitting under the base of a crowded wall, and placing a broken bowl in front of him, he is really happy like a fairy!
Remember, clothes can be clean, but they must be torn, preferably with patches. Be sure to wear a broken hat, one is to be careful of acquaintances to recognize you, and the other is to be careful of scoundrels or children spitting on you.
Not only does the bowl have to be broken, but the opening has to be large, otherwise if someone feels that it is difficult to throw a coin in, hehe, no one will take that risk of embarrassment to throw money. It must also be an iron bowl, first of all, it is a good fortune to get an iron rice bowl, of course, the most important thing is that there will be a sound when the money is smashed down, when we close our eyes and recuperate, we can hear the sound, and we can also nod to the person who rewarded the gift.
The feeling of putting yourself at the bottom of society, you haven't done it, you must not be able to feel it. No one else will look at you squarely, for fear that you will dirty other people's eyes.
But that's secondary, you can completely abandon the shackles of social people, lie down comfortably, lie down as comfortable as you want, don't worry about firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, don't worry about being late for leave and swiping your card, you don't have to worry about someone borrowing money and not paying it back, and you don't need to worry about someone robbing money and robbing sex,...... It's a completely relaxing rhythm!
Ye Qing was really shocked, how could there be a weird talent like Wen Shuang in the world, he thought of it and dressed himself up as a beggar. Ye Qing's first thought was Tie Niu, by the way, as well as Huang Laoxie and Wu Dalang, call them all up, and go to pretend to be beggars tomorrow afternoon.
Ye Qingzai carefully studied all the trilogy of Chengshen, and planned to implement it step by step. Then close your eyes and meditate for a while, and the sky will be dawn. Wu Dalang screamed as if he had discovered a new continent, waking up the dazed Ye Qing.
Ye Qing glared at Wu Dalang and said, "It's early in the morning, disturbing people's dreams, do you know the rhythm of crime!"
Wu Dalang smiled and said, "I'm happy, people have never seen you in the morning, it's really surprising!"
Ye Qing said to Wu Dalang: "Do you have any classes in the afternoon?" I want to take you to activities!"
Wu Dalang was so excited, he first grabbed his hair, and then slapped himself twice, Zhang Yulong rolled his eyes at Wu Dalang and said, "Neurotic!"
Of course, Wu Dalang didn't have time to quarrel with Zhang Yulong, he was so excited that he couldn't speak, since the last donation to the Sunset Red Nursing Home, Wu Dalang has not participated in any action, and now the rain is finally over, Bloodstone only informed me Wu Dalang, this is an affirmation of my recent helping others, think about it, I Wu Dalang at least ten good deeds a day. Wu Dalang bit his big lip excitedly, but nodded vigorously.
Ye Qing deliberately said coldly: "You have a class, then forget it!"
Wu Dalang hurriedly shook his head, now Wu Dalang is careful and careful, who knows if Bloodstone is willing to let other people in the same dormitory know, so he was very excited, but he still didn't dare to speak, so he could only nod and shake his head.
Ye Qing saw that Wu Dalang had really learned to be obedient, so he nodded and said: "Dalang, go find a tattered clothes to wear, from broken shoes and socks to torn clothes and hats, you have to wear a full set! After eating lunch, serving a broken bowl, just squat at the school gate, I will come to you!"
Wu Dalang naturally agreed: "Yes, yes, yes, my Wu Dalang likes to wear broken shoes the most!"
Zhang Yulong turned over angrily and said: "Okay, okay, everyone knows that your Wu Dalang likes to wear broken shoes, noisy, and you can't be idle if you want to sleep lazy!"
Wu Dalang didn't bother to pay attention to Zhang Yulong at all, but bowed to Ye Qing, thanked him in the most standard way of thanks, and then ran out of the dormitory.
Ye Qing first went to inform Huang Lao Xie Tie Niu that they were ready, and then went to Xijing Women's Hospital, talked to that Vice President Wang, and said that he would go to the Women's Hospital from time to time in the future, only treating incurable diseases, and charging per time. Vice President Wang naturally agreed.
Then he sent his mother and the Maozhong Fairy, Shishi and Xiaoxiao, all into the green leaf peach source, and left all the things in his green leaf world that can be stored for a long time in the green leaf peach source, and saw that his mother liked the purity of the green leaf peach source very much, Ye Qing also felt relieved.
As for Yao Ji, Ye Qing planned to let her adapt to life in the city first.
Ye Qing took Huang Laoxie and Tie Niu, each holding a dog-beating stick in their hands, and both holding a broken iron bowl. This outfit was designed by Tie Niu himself, after all, Tie Niu is professional.
Ye Qing and the three of them walked unhindered in the streets of the college district in Xijing, pedestrians naturally avoided from a distance, and when the vehicle saw the three of them, they had to wait to give way, and the three of them walked side by side in the middle of the road that was not very wide!
Coming to the gate of Xijing University, Tie Niu was surprised to see his peers, but Tie Niu pouted and said: "At first glance, I know that I have just entered the industry, I look like Wu Dalang, and I also blackened my face, cough, begging also has to pay attention to skills and face, it's so disgusting that others will only walk away from it, who will come close to reward!"
Ye Qing laughed unscrupulously and said: "Hahaha, he is my classmate Wu Dalang, let's go, let's go meet him!"
Ye Qing looked at the small iron bowl in front of Wu Dalang, then threw a coin into it, and with a click, smashed his iron bowl into a big hole, and now this iron bowl tastes like a broken iron bowl!
Wu Dalang was shyly lowering his head, and suddenly heard the sound of rewarding, and quickly looked up excitedly to thank him, hehe, this is okay, Ye Qing received another fan value!
Wu Dalang saw that Ye Qing was also dressed in tatters, and he suddenly had a backbone in his heart, but looking at their clothes, and then looking at his own clothes, Wu Dalang felt ashamed again, really, look at how bad and professional their clothes are in other people's bloodstones, and he is not even enough to be a beggar.
Ye Qing saw that Wu Dalang and Huang Laoxie were a little cramped, so he said to them: "Let me introduce you to you, this is my dormitory friend Wu Dalang, these two are my good brothers Huang Laoxie and Tie Niu, you two should learn the art of begging from Tie Niu, this is also a practical technique for eating!"
In order to activate your enthusiasm, I will take out 600,000 yuan to reward you all, and finish work on time at half past six in the evening, and rank according to the rewards you get, the first place will be rewarded with 300,000 yuan, the second place will be rewarded with 200,000 yuan, and the third place will be rewarded with 100,000 yuan.
Huang Laoxie doesn't matter, after all, hundreds of thousands of dollars can't be counted as money for him at all, but Tie Niu and Wu Dalang are different, especially Wu Dalang, his family background is very bad, and he is usually frugal, since he met Ye Qing, he has changed his situation a little, but Ye Qing has not given him much money, but he has given Zhang Yulong a sum of money, this, hehe, it all depends on chance and Ye Qing's mood.
Wu Dalang jumped up excitedly, even if it is the worst, he can get 100,000 yuan, sure enough, following the local tyrants, it is cool!
But Wu Dalang obviously set his target at 300,000, and the three of them competed, if he still couldn't stand out, he would be too disappointed by the kindness of the Bloodstone Brothers.
Wu Dalang first carefully observed Tie Niu's dress, after all, the Bloodstone brothers said that Tie Niu had really been a beggar, looking at his pitiful expression, it was extremely expressive, that kind of deep poverty, even Wu Dalang wanted to reward him!
Huang Laoxie is not to be outdone, first of all, Huang Laoxie has an advantage in age, the elderly have no strength, come out to beg, others will not have any gossip, and the hateful Huang Laoxie also pretends to be lame, after all, Huang Laoxi's legs have really been lame, with the experience of a real lame, Huang Laoxie is bumpy and turbulent, and it is also very expressive.
And Wu Dalang doesn't have much advantage, he is young, he doesn't look for a job to do, he comes out to beg for laziness and laziness, and the small vendors around him point at the three young beggars from time to time.
However, Wu Dalang is not without any advantages, first of all, he is ugly, he is in his twenties, and he doesn't even have a girlfriend, do you say he is pitiful? Moreover, Ye Qing also rewarded him with a dollar just now, this is not the first of the three people to open, hehe, the results are temporarily the first.
However, soon Huang Laoxie opened, and it was still five yuan, a pair of little lovers passed by, and the girl saw that the old and lame Huang Laoxie was really pitiful, and casually threw five yuan into Huang Laoxi's broken bowl.
Hehe, you said that if people are lucky, pie will fall from the sky. In order to show his generosity and sympathy, the girl's boyfriend directly threw a red ticket into Huang Laoxi's broken bowl.
Although Huang Laoxie is not bad for money, he is still very happy to see someone giving continuous rewards. Then he showed his big yellow teeth full of cigarette stains, and thanked him repeatedly, hehe, this yellow old evil can really pretend to be forced, and actually thanked him: "Thank you for your care, there will be a period in the future!"
The pair of little lovers shuddered, and quickly ran away.
Wu Dalang is in the mood to cry now, watching Tie Niu and Huang Laoxie open one after another, in his broken bowl, there is still a lonely dollar, hey, after looking at them and not paying attention, Wu Dalang secretly rewarded himself, and saw that there were finally two coins in his bowl, Wu Dalang's mood was inexplicably better.
Huang Laoxie looked at the reward in his bowl and was now far ahead, and as soon as he felt comfortable, he wanted to smoke, so he gave Ye Boss a cigarette next to Ye Qing, and the two of them were talking and laughing where they were squatting and smoking.
Hehe, Ye Qing's bowl is still bare, Huang Laoxie gave Ye Qing a reward for the red ticket in his bowl, Ye Qing saw that there was an extra red ticket in his bowl, although he knew that this was Huang Laoxi's friendship reward, his mood was inexplicably much better. It seems that money is still a good thing, and it can actually regulate the mood.
Wu Dalang secretly caught a glimpse of Huang Laoxie stuffing a hundred-yuan bill into Ye Qing's bowl, and he was squatting there smoking, obviously not wanting to compete with himself for the title of the first beggar.
Hehe, now it's two people competing, if I Wu Dalang still loses, I don't deserve to be Bloodstone's roommate, or even a top student of Western University. I, Wu Dalang, must come up with a brilliant way to defeat this professional beggar Iron Bull.