Chapter 56: The Best Rotten Man III of the God Trilogy
Huang Laoxie and Ye Qingzheng were talking and laughing and smoking, and they were judging the college sisters and elementary school sisters who were passing by. Suddenly, Huang Laoxie shouted like a convulsion: "Ye, no, boss, look, what is that Han Chong Wu Dalang doing! He actually wiped his face with a tissue dipped in spit, hey, you little brute, why did you rob Lao Tzu's iron rice bowl......
Ye Qing looked at Wu Dalang's stupid appearance, and he was already about to laugh. Wu Dalang wiped his face with a tissue, and compared with his tattered clothes, he looked more delicate. Wu Dalang poured the five yuan in Huang Laoxi's iron bowl into Ye Qing's broken bowl and said, "Friendship reward five yuan!"
Huang Laoxie stared at Wu Dalang and took away his iron rice bowl, of course Huang Laoxie would not compete with a junior like Wu Dalang for a broken bowl, but just continued to smoke with Ye Qing, waiting for Wu Dalang's later text.
Wu Dalang sat directly in the middle of the gate of the West University, and sat on the steps, swung the snatched big broken iron bowl of Huang Laoxie in front of him, took out his own set of keys, and began his real beggar career.
Wu Dalang knocked on his small iron bowl with the key, and said in a sad voice: "Walking, passing by, teachers and classmates, big daughters-in-law, little girls, handsome guys and beauties, please stop and listen to my Wu Dalang's tragic love story, if it is not tragic enough, you don't have to reward, pat your ass and leave!"
At this time, it was already two o'clock in the afternoon, and teachers and students were already coming to school one after another, and there was still half an hour before class.
Soon Wu Dalang was surrounded by a circle of people, but unfortunately, there was no reward. Wu Dalang remembered his family, his parents were farming, and his younger brothers and sisters were a large group, and he was sorry for them, the eldest brother and three sisters all went out to work after graduating from junior high school, just so that they could go to college, but what did I Wu Dalang do! The fourth brother and five sisters are still in elementary school, and my Wu Dalang is shameless today, and the 300,000 yuan must also be obtained, so that my fourth brother and five sisters can also have the opportunity to go to college, I don't want them to be so young, and they have to leave their hometown to work.
Of course, this was only a matter of a few seconds, and Wu Dalang really shed tears when he thought of the sadness.
Most of the onlookers were kind students, and when they saw Wu Dalang crying first, someone couldn't help but throw coins into Wu Dalang's broken bowl, and Wu Dalang wanted to continue to sensationalize for a while, but thinking about it, class was about to begin, and since someone had already rewarded him, he was obliged to speak.
Wu Dalang first talked about his miserable family situation, hehe, he really earned a lot of sympathetic tears, but no one continued to reward, it seems that Wu Dalang doesn't throw some fierce information, no one is willing to buy mercy.
Wu Dalang began to talk about his first love, maybe it should be said that it was unrequited love, but it was definitely not a secret love, because Wu Dalang was stunned and he confessed. Hehe, this stunned seed is really precocious!
When Wu Dalang was in the sixth grade, although he was short at that time, the shortness was not so obvious, and people at that time had no concept of being rich and handsome, but had a bad impression of being stupid and big.
Wu Dalang's short and concise academic performance is among the best, and he is naturally favored and appreciated by the teacher. Wu Dalang's primary school Chinese teacher is called Duan Cuicui, who has just graduated from Western Normal University, and was assigned to Wu Dalang's rural primary school to teach.
When Wu Dalang first saw Teacher Duan, he was shocked as a fairy, and Wu Dalang was also crazy about literature from that time. From Mr. Duan, the little Wu Dalang knew that the muse was the goddess of art in ancient Greece, that Haizi was facing the sea in spring, that Ostrovsky was steelmaker, that he knew the four famous works, that he knew that there were hundreds of schools, and that he knew a lot!
Teacher Duan's praise, Wu Dalang began to recite the Kangxi dictionary. Teacher Duan's sigh, Wu Dalang began to recite Daiyu's funeral flowers, when Teacher Duan saw that the little Wu Dalang could casually recite flowers and flowers flying all over the sky, he would also caress and touch Wu Dalang's little head.
Wu Dalang was so stunned that he didn't want to wash his hair for a month, and he didn't explain when he was killed.
Among those onlookers, many of them began to be ashamed of themselves, they are still from the Chinese Department of Western University, and there is no little beggar who knows more, reward, must be rewarded!
Wu Dalang listened to the tinkling sound in the broken iron bowl, Wu Dalang had never heard such a beautiful rhythm, it turned out that the melody hit with money could make people even more intoxicated!
With the reward, Wu Dalang's love has obviously risen a lot. Good dreams are easy to wake up, good times are difficult to regain, in the past year, Wu Dalang and Teacher Duan have also formed a deep friendship, Wu Dalang must not dare to confess, Wu Dalang is even more entangled than Yang Guo who fell in love with his master, because Yang Guo can, after all, and his master Xiaolongnu, whether in the ancient tomb, or wandering the world, the appearance of the guard, at least the little dragon girl really likes it.
But what about Wu Dalang, not to mention the identities of the dignified college students in the Iron Rice Bowl City, that is, age and appearance, it is also a gap in front of Wu Dalang, which cannot be crossed. That's all there is to it, the most terrible thing is that the summer vacation is coming soon, Wu Dalang naturally wants to enter the middle school in the town, and Teacher Duan will teach for a year, and he will naturally return to the metropolis of Xijing.
I, Wu Dalang, am also a man, we can't rub sand in the eyes of our singles, and our singles must be hard. Those little girls heard that Wu Dalang was starting to be rude, and they wanted to hear his next words, so they hurriedly rewarded. Okay, I heard the pleasant sound of rewarding again, and Wu Dalang was a lot more.
Wu Dalang patted his chest and continued to tell his confession. It was the last Chinese class of the semester, and Wu Dalang had already written his love for Teacher Duan in his exercise book.
Wu Dalang decided that he would hand it over to Teacher Duan after class, and then we would run without our lives, hehe, if we don't confess, our Wu Dalang will suffocate to death.
Just when Wu Dalang was about to hand in the exercise book, a young man came from outside the classroom, in today's words, it must be rich and handsome!
He was wearing a suit and riding a bicycle, oh my God, this can only appear in movies shown on happy occasions in the village! When Wu Dalang saw the young man take out a white handkerchief to wipe his sweat, Wu Dalang tugged at his patched pants and felt ashamed of himself.
Teacher Duan just finished class, and he actually greeted the man with a smile Huang Fei, I, what is the name of a big man, but what is the princess, my Wu Dalang knew that he was not a good thing at a glance.
Watching Huang Fei take Mr. Duan's hand and slowly walk towards his bicycle, my little heart was broken. I shouted unprecedentedly, "Stop!"
That pus-filled Huang Fei was so frightened that he almost surrendered with his hands in his hands. When he saw that it was a little bit calling at him, he was angry and wanted to come and beat me.
Fortunately, my dear teacher Duan grabbed him. Otherwise, hmph, you may not be able to see my Wu Dalang.
Wu Dalang angrily threw the exercise book to Teacher Duan, and ran away quickly. Ran to a corner, Wu Dalang secretly poked his head out, and saw Teacher Duan and that Huang Fei pointing at the exercise book with a mocking face, my Wu Dalang's heart was really broken, until now, I still can't tolerate someone pointing at me.
Originally, Wu Dalang's first love was very successful, and it was about to end, but at this time, someone recognized Wu Dalang.
Naturally, it was Wu Dalang's classmate pimple and hot girl, pimple said to the hot girl: "See who is sitting there clearly?"
The hot woman dragged her throat and said, "I saw it earlier, isn't it your martial arts man, hahaha......"
Wang Mengxian immediately stopped them and threw a red ticket as a reward. And what made Wu Dalang even more ashamed was that Teacher Hao also threw in a red ticket to reward, and said very strictly: "Wu Dalang, just experience it, now change your clothes immediately and go back to class, if I don't go to class early, I may not be able to grab it!"
The activity of everyone pretending to be beggars ended with Mr. Hao's words. Wu Dalang can be regarded as both fame and fortune, in addition to winning the first beggar and getting Ye Qing's 300,000 reward, he also got the title of a beggar prince.
In this way, Wu Dalang is also a well-known figure in Xida, in addition to being a hero, and now he has the reputation of a beggar prince, it seems that Wu Dalang is going to be a hot rhythm!
Ye Qing naturally distributed the bonus to Tie Niu and Huang Laoxi, and let them go back, Tie Niu still looked a little reluctant, Ye Qing naturally glared at him, saying that this is an extraordinary moment, we must be hidden, hurry up and help others to upgrade for fun, there is no strength, we can only accumulate strength cautiously.
Ye Qing and the others changed their clothes and went to Teacher Hao's class. This is Ye Qing's second time in Teacher Hao's class, originally Ye Qing wanted to come to every class, but unfortunately something was delayed every time, thinking about the humor and vividness of Teacher Hao's class and the ancient and modern, it made Ye Qing look forward to it, every time he listened to Teacher Hao's class, his writing level would have a qualitative leap.
Sure enough, Teacher Hao's class did not disappoint Ye Qing this time. I don't know if it's because Wu Dalang pretended to be a beggar and stimulated Mr. Hao, or if he originally arranged it this way, and actually spent most of the class time talking about the promotion of online novels.
Because the students who listened to the lecture are 100% writing novels on the dotted Chinese network, the current online literature market is no longer than in previous years, and now there are great gods flying all over the sky, and novices are piled up. If you want to get ahead on the Chinese Internet, cough, it's hard, at least it's harder than a few years ago.
Anyone who has written a novel knows that a few years ago uploading a new chapter on the Diandian Chinese network can attract at least dozens of clicks, but now, there is no fan base of new book novels, let alone you upload a chapter, even if you upload ten chapters, then the click may be zero eggs!
There are many new writers, not without talent or time, but who are scared away by this terrifying number. Mr. Hao took a sip of tea and continued to present his analysis and assertion.
Therefore, newcomer novels, in addition to working hard to update, promoting their own novels is also an unavoidable topic. Here, you are all my students, and you also know that my online name is Wen Shuang, and the novel I wrote is called "How Shuangwen is Made", and if you don't know, please raise your hand!
Hahaha...... , Because every time I take Mr. Hao's class, a few new faces will be added, so Mr. Hao will take this opportunity to promote his own book, Ye Qing rewarded Mr. Hao with tens of millions of coins, and only then did he get Mr. Hao's classroom promotion opportunity, you must know how rigorous Mr. Hao is, unless it is a really good book, or a reward of tens of millions, I want Mr. Hao to promote, hehe, your book is not qualified enough.
Everyone opened their eyes wide, and their ears were erected, I am afraid that they would miss every action and every sentence of Mr. Hao, everyone must be interested in promoting their novels!