6. Blessings and misfortunes
What a little fat man!
The little fat man looked arrogant, with a round belly, a fat head and big ears, just like a small fat fish, but much more white and expensive than him. The big one dares to fight, but the small one must not be provoked! Boss Fang is known as the leader of the beggar gang in Qingzhou City, and he is also well-informed, this little fat man has always walked sideways here, and everyone knows that he is the son of Master Jia of Zhizhou.
Little Master Jia!
Speaking of Young Master Jia, I have to say that Jiangzhou Zhizhou, Jia Dazhong! This person has a great reputation, and he is a party to the disaster, and he is nicknamed "fake big worm". Being a man is both greedy and ruthless, as long as he encounters a lawsuit and blackmails the prisoner to suffer hardship, both parties have to lose their skin. Jia Zhizhou has been in office for three years, his sleeves are clean, and he moved all the silver to the house, and the concubine asked for seven rooms. The house is full of gold and silver, and the eight wives are like flowers and jade, and Jia Zhizhou often wakes up laughing when he dreams. However, the moon is impermanent and round, everything is difficult, the young lady gave birth to a lot, and only got this one son! Jia Dazhong regretted it, but poured all his love into this little fat man, holding it in his hand for fear of breaking, holding it in his mouth for fear of melting, and finally spoiling him with a lawless person.
There are few evils in the world!
The little master ate a lot at noon, and he was so happy that he had to come out to play. Jia Dazhong was worried, and sent two domestic slaves to follow him, walking through the streets and alleys, all the way to Dongshi. The little master likes to be lively the most, and when he saw that everyone was afraid of him, he was proud in his heart, and he looked east and west. The fruit stalls in front of them are large and small, red, green and green, which is very attractive. Young Master Jia's eyes lit up, his stomach seemed to be hungry again, and he staggered and paced.
Grab an apple and take a bite: "Phew, it's so sour!" Spit it out, pick up a piece of watermelon and nibble: "Phew! There are so many seeds!" Throw it away, and another banana came, and he opened his mouth to bite: "Bah, bah, astringent!" Lao Li, who sold fruit at the stall, said with a smile: "Little master, little master, this has to be peeled and eaten." "Is it? Young Master Jia was surprised in his heart, how come the bananas he usually eats are all without skins? Strange thing! As soon as he thought about it, he became angry: "When I haven't seen it, you are fake!" As soon as he spoke, he raised his hand and knocked down the stall, and the melons and fruits rolled to the ground!
Lao Li smiled bitterly, didn't dare to say anything, sighed and bent down to pick it up.
Young Master Jia snorted coldly and walked forward again.
There is a cloth stall in front, mostly cotton and linen coarse cloth, blue, gray and white, one by one wrapped into a cylinder, standing neatly and neatly, parade in general. Young Master Jia looked interesting, walked over and touched it twice, and suddenly his heart moved: "This thing is very good, take it back and spread it in the yard, and I won't be afraid of pain if I fall! The cloth tube was very heavy, and he couldn't hold it twice, so Young Master Jia was angry again, kicked it down and turned around and yelled: "Hey, you two dogs, come here!"
It's two Tsing Yi family members, and they are familiar with this kind of thing, so they stepped forward.
Young Master Jia nodded with satisfaction, and was pointing to himself: "Wow!
But it was the cloth tube that had just been kicked down that rolled forward, and suddenly spread out, leaving a long tail: "Wow! It's fun, it's fun! Don't take it yet, let me play!" Young Master Jia clapped his hands and laughed, rushed over and kicked one by one, and kicked all the cloth tubes down. The big cloth was rolling all over the ground, and Young Master Jia jumped with joy. The second sister-in-law Gu, who sold cloth, saw that more than 20 pieces of cloth were all dirty, and her heart hurt and was angry, and she couldn't help but say: "Little master, I have this small business, hey!
Young Master Jia was playing happily to himself, and he said a word to him coldly, he was very unhappy, and scolded loudly: "Do you dare to ask me to play? Hmph, you want to die! I told my father to beat you and lock you up!" Gu Er's sister-in-law was shocked when she heard this, and she didn't dare to say anything more, only sobbing in a low voice. The people were resentful, but they dared not speak. There are fake big insects sitting in the yamen, the tiger is fake, but the black prison is real!
I can't be provoked, I can't be provoked! Bear it, put up with it!
Young Master Jia scolded so much that his mouth was dry, and when he raised his eyes, there was a string of round things on the side of him, red and shiny.
Rock sugar gourd!
Young Master Jia was so happy that he grabbed two sticks and gnawed them in the past. Why gnaw to eat? The little fat man has his own opinion, this thing is sweet on the outside and sour on the inside, and his teeth are numb when he bites down, and the smart baby uses it to gnaw, the rock sugar is left, and the gourd is thrown away. The one who sells sugar gourds is a thin old man, and he doesn't dare to take care of it! Well, it's delicious! Eat up dozens of branches in a while! Young Master Jia secretly thinks about it.
"Grandpa, this kid is so annoying!" a crisp child's voice came.
"Who dares to scold me?" Young Master Jia was furious and looked up! I saw a little girl standing next to the old man selling sugar gourds, eleven or twelve years old, combing two pigtails, delicate and thin, and her face was so red that she was frozen. What a beauty! Young Master Jia was like a thunderbolt, and he was stunned at the moment! The old man's face changed drastically, and he hurriedly covered the little girl's mouth: "Xiaohong, don't talk nonsense!"
"Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful sister!" Young Master Jia was stunned for a moment, his face turned red again, he threw a sugar gourd and rushed over and hugged him: "Beautiful sister, hug hug!" The little red screamed in fright and shrank straight behind the old man. Young Master Jia had a big belly and short hands, he didn't hold it after hugging him a few times, he was so tired that he couldn't breathe evenly, he was anxious and annoyed for a while, and turned around and shouted: "Hey, you two, catch her!"
"Grandpa, grandpa!" Xiaohong cried anxiously.
Young Master Jia smiled, opened his hand to hug it, suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, tilted his head and thought about it, and waved his hand: "Take it away! Take it home, and hug it again!" At a young age, he learned to rob the people's daughters? Everyone was stunned! It was Lao Tzu's heroic son, and Young Master Jia had the style of a father. If it's a child messing around for a while, but then Jia Zhizhou is lustful and moody, this Xiaohong will be caught back, I'm afraid that he will really fall into the fire pit!
Everyone couldn't bear it, but they didn't dare to come forward, and they didn't know what to do for a while.
Xiaohong cried loudly, and the old man was also in tears, only kowtowing again and again: "Master, little master, you can do well-"
Young Master Jia didn't look at it, laughed, turned his head and left.
Suddenly, someone behind me shouted, "Hey, kid, give you candy!"
"Sugar?" Young Master Jia turned around curiously, and saw an unkempt and dirty person who looked like a flower child, and walked over with a candy with a smile: "Go! I'm not a child, call me the eldest young master!" The little young master frowned, and said in disgust: "Stay away from me, your name is Huazi, your body is so dirty! What kind of candy are you called-" As he spoke, his hand involuntarily stretched over, picked up the candy and stuffed it into his mouth: "Well, it's very sweet." ”
"Isn't it delicious? There is more, give!" That called Huazi took out another grain, Young Master Jia ate it again, and nodded with satisfaction: "You are a good person, go back and ask my father to reward you with silver! What is your name?" Huazi nodded and said: "In Xia Xiaofangzi, I just saw that the young master looked like a spirit, not to mention, his ability is still great, and he admires it tightly in his heart, so he specially sent sugar to honor your old man!"
- Xiao Fangzi watched coldly from the side, and the more he looked at it, the more angry he became.
Boss Fang has always treated these hawkers as if they were his own family, how could he be bullied by outsiders? He gritted his teeth and watched for a long time, and when he saw that Xiaohong was about to be taken away, he couldn't help but step forward anymore. But he also knew that he couldn't afford to provoke him, and the little bully had a servant with him, so he could only coax and deceive, and it was a time to deal with it. Young Master Jia heard that he said well, and said happily: "That's, that's, I've experienced harm?
But I saw that the little flower shook his head and said, "You have experienced harm, but you have no knowledge." ”
The child is most annoyed by others saying that he has no knowledge, and Young Master Jia got angry when he heard it: "Fart! Who said that? Where have I not seen it?" Xiao Fangzi looked like he was looking at the surroundings and said disdainfully: "What is so interesting about these people! I know a place to go, a hundred times more fun than this!" Young Master Jia was taken aback, his eyes widened: "Where? where?" Xiao Fangzi blinked, his expression suddenly became mysterious, and he leaned over and whispered: "Yihong Mansion." ”
"What!" Young Master Jia exclaimed: "I know, I know, my father drank too much and said!" said his face darkened, and sighed heavily: "Later, I asked what the place was, and he didn't say anything again! Hey, Young Master Ben really hasn't seen it!" Xiao Fangzi shook his head and blew indiscriminately: "Young Master, let me tell you, there are all kinds of fun things in there, big fish and big meat can be eaten at will, you can listen to singing and listening to songs, watching dancing and juggling, and there are many beautiful sisters, they like fat children the most, you can hug them left and right back and forth!" Yes, yes, uh, hundreds!"
"Ahh
"Take me quickly! Take me quickly!" Young Master Jia came back to his senses and hurriedly went to pull the corner of Xiao Fangzi's clothes, not thinking that he was dirty.
"Okay, young master, let's go!" Xiao Fangzi smiled on his face, and had already secretly wiped a handful of snot on the corner of his clothes. Young Master Jia was defenseless, and grabbed it squarely! Looking at the yellow and white thing in his hand in shock, he only felt a churning in his stomach, and he was so disgusted that he bent over and retched: "Ahh
Xiaohong is also very clever, knowing that he intends to help, she has been paying attention to this side for a long time, and when she saw this, she suddenly broke down and ran away!
Coldly broke free for her, and the two evil servants were taken aback, and hurriedly chased after her with a shout-
How fast can a little girl run? It didn't take long for a little girl to chase after her, and one servant was about to reach out to grab it, but he didn't want a leg to pop out of the ground, and slammed a hungry dog to grab: "Ahh
The second servant grinned and got up, and looked around blankly-
There were all people in front of and behind, all of them with innocent expressions, and where could they find the people who made the bad ones? Seeing that the little girl had run away, a servant hurriedly shouted: "Young master!
Young Master Jia gasped for a few breaths, straightened up and hurriedly chased after him: "Bold! Bao Tian! Don't run!"
Xiao Fangzi stretched out his arm to stop: "Young Master, aren't you going to Yihong Building?"
"You dodge! Wait a minute!" The little fat man was fascinated, eating all the sizes, and preparing to let go of one of them: "I'll take down the beautiful sister first!" Xiao Fangzi didn't let him pass, but just blocked left and right: "Big young master! Big young master! Listen to me-" Seeing that the beautiful sister ran away, Young Master Jia was really anxious, and opened his hand to push towards Xiao Fangzi: "Get out!" Xiao Fangzi's heart suddenly moved, and he leaned sideways and poked out his right foot slightly: "Get out!" Young Master Jia was so strong that he flashed him, his round body rushed out, and he didn't keep up with the stumbling under his feet, and suddenly he got off the ground and flew into the air: "Ah――――――――――"
Riding the fog with the clouds, Kankan was about to land on the ground, but unfortunately a car stopped in front of him, and there was a bang, and his head hit the wheel! The little fat man flew far away with his head heavy, and this time he hit it very hard, and he lay on the ground and did not move for a while. The incident happened suddenly, and Xiao Fangzi was also surprised, standing there and froze. After a while, Young Master Jia's body moved, and then he slowly turned over, and saw that his face was already bleeding: "Dad! mother!
The little evil is less lucky, and now he is knocking on his left eyebrow, and the epidermis of the eyebrow bone is the thinnest and brittle, and it is inevitable that the blood will burst. Seeing this, everyone exclaimed in unison, and the scene was chaotic for a while. Young Master Jia was dizzy, his face was wet and uncomfortable, crying and screaming and reaching out to wipe it, but he saw a red light: "Ah! Bleeding!" Young Master Jia was so big After passing through this scene, he only said that he was going to die, and he was so painful and afraid that he even forgot to cry: "Dead and dead, I'm going to die!"
The two servants were so frightened that they only sat there trembling with their faces colorless! Last month, a maidservant girl in the mansion did not serve her well, and the little young master fell out of bed in the middle of the night, and touched a green bag on his forehead, and Master Jia went crazy and seemed to beat her half to death, and she is still lying in the firewood room! Today, this disaster is so great that you can't cramp and skin it when you go back, and feed it directly to the dogs? It's just that the whole family is in the city, and they don't dare to run if they want to, so where can they run away? This is miserable, miserable!
"Little young master, little young master!" It's a long story, and it's just a blink of an eye, one of them suddenly came back to his senses, got up in a panic and rushed over to pick up the little young master and ran, the other with a sad face, ran away with him: "Disaster is coming! Disaster is coming!" Xiao Fangzi stood on the street in a daze, his mind was blank, and he completely lost his opinion. The surrounding vendors panicked, and hurriedly cleaned up the stalls, and each went home to avoid trouble.
"Xiao Fangzi, don't run away yet! Wait for the fake big worm to come and get you? Run!"
"Go out of the city and run away, don't come back to pull!"
"Woe, woe!"
"Oh my God!" the little man let out a long breath, screamed and spread his legs, and ran away in panic;