5. Unknown fate is a catastrophe
"Do you want to learn martial arts?" Xue Wanli glanced at him, as if he was smiling.
Xiao Fangzi puffed up his chest and said awe-inspiringly: "Be a hero! Be a hero! Eliminate violence and be peaceful! Uh, majestic!"
"Hey, the ambition is not small! Boy, you have to think about it, practicing martial arts is very hard, can you bear it?"
"Don't be afraid! If you suffer hardship, you will become a master!"
"Yes, but the rivers and lakes are sinister, and you have to fight with people anytime and anywhere, and bleed for your life, aren't you afraid?"
"This, uh, I should practice to be invincible in the world, and then enter the rivers and lakes!"
"The world is invincible, the world is invincible, haha! Very good!" Xue Wanli shook his head and said seriously: "But if you want me to teach, you must have to apprentice, respectfully kowtow to me eighteen rings, and then hand over a hundred taels of silver!" "One hundred, two? Kowtow is fine, how can you find a hundred taels? This person is poor and crazy? Is he a liar? Xiao Fangzi was startled when he heard this, and looked at that person with a hesitant face, but he couldn't figure out the way and was about to retreat.
"Haha, look at your bear-like appearance!" Xue Wanli laughed: "Teasing you kid, Xue is wandering around, how can he have the kung fu to accept apprentices? Xiao Fangzi saw that his punch was mediocre, and he was a little disappointed at the moment, shaking his head and saying: "It's not easy, I will too!"
Xue Wanli scolded: "This is the hand-holding cannon in Shaolin boxing, do you think it's easy? Look at it, see what you've done!"
"Change hands, not bad, very spirited!" Xiao Fangzi was overjoyed, and he rose up and gestured again and again.
"No, no, no! The left fist is raised, and the right fist is charged upwards from the inside of the left forearm, so that the left arm is pressed down, the right fist is high and the eyebrows are at the same level, and the force is sent from the waist and abdomen!" Xue Wanli pointed twice, waved his hand and said: "Practice it yourself, experience it with your heart, this martial arts move, often miss the slightest mistake for thousands of miles, and you can't be sloppy!"
"What four good pears, a thousand miles of ...... cow" Xiao Fangzi didn't understand, and dealt with a few sounds indiscriminately and began to practice.
After all, when he was a beginner, Elder Fang felt very fresh, so he made a comparison with each other: "Hey, hey!haha!" The little beggars also looked interesting, and they were envious for a while, and they all joined in the cheering and cheering comparison. After practicing, a group of little screaming flowers each looked for someone to fight, and in a blink of an eye, they laughed and twisted: "Cupola cannon! Aftermath cannon! Cannon cannon! Bang! Horn!"
Xue Wanli shook his head, turned around and sat down, closing his eyes and doing his work.
In the afternoon, Wanfu Tea House in the west of the city.
The blue sky is light and cloudy, the wind is beautiful, and it is rare to see good weather. The autumn sun shines on the body, and the warmth is very comfortable.
A person hurried out of the teahouse, ran into an alley, and unbuckled his trouser belt.
People have three urgencies, sloppy must not be sloppy, Boss Fang is comfortable, put on his trouser belt and stretch his waist, rub his shoulders, I practiced martial arts too hard last night, my waist is sore, my back hurts, it's really hard enough! Well, I won't practice tonight, I will rest for a day! Boss Fang nodded to himself and settled the matter, and was about to return to the teahouse to listen to the book, when he suddenly saw half a fat shadow flashing from the mouth of the alley.
Huh, this is? Xiao Fangzi shouted and flew after him!
Fat Shadow seemed to be taken aback, and turned her head suddenly, with a round face and bulging eyes, it was the little villain nicknamed "Fat Head Fish": "Fang puppy!"
"Dead fat head, sneaky, I didn't do a good job, said!" Xiao Fangzi sneered. The fat man also sneered: "Who else should it be, scare me!" Phew, what are you doing with Lao Tzu?" Xiao Fangzi said angrily: "Dead fat man, I haven't settled the account with you last time! Say it quickly! Otherwise, hum!" The fat man sighed, and suddenly laughed proudly: "I'm afraid it will scare you when I say it, haha! The fat man is going to visit the kiln!"
"What!" Xiao Fangzi was taken aback, and his eyes widened: "Bragging, do you have any money?"
For him, the Qinglou is a legendary place. At the age of thirteen or fourteen, I was ignorant, and I vaguely knew that I could drink and listen to music there, and I would be very happy to hug the big girl. Boss Fang has long been secretly yearning, but he is so poor that he will be blasted out before he enters the door!
When the fat man saw that he had stopped him, he was extremely proud in his heart, and said disdainfully: "Get out of here!" Hmph, don't delay the fat man's big business!" Xiao Fangzi already had a plan in his heart, and sneered at the moment: "Dead fat man, it's time to settle the accounts of the day?" The so-called Shibei San said that when he was impressed, the fathead fish still didn't know that Boss Fang was already a person with unique skills!
"Haha, I'm laughing to death, martial arts? Haha! Xiao Fangzi, you look for death by yourself, see how I clean you up!" The fat man is not afraid of him in the fight, relying on his own fat body, smiling and swinging his fist at him! Seeing a fat face come over, that trick is just right! Xiao Fangzi was overjoyed, and hurriedly tied his horse and raised his arms, and suddenly knocked out the "hand-holding cannon"! With his left arm together, he just swept the fat head's hands away, and his right fist went straight up.
The fat head was caught off guard, and watched this punch hit directly, and he couldn't avoid it and couldn't stop it-
Bang, right on the bridge of the nose!
Xiao Fangzi won the first battle, and his heart was very happy, and he laughed and said: "Dead fat head, I know that the past has been harmful! This is called -- change hands and rush to the sky!" The fat head covered his nose, peeked at it while eating pain, and the peach blossoms in his palm were blooming, and he was already red! He was shocked and angry, and was about to pounce on the past to take revenge, but there was another sore pain in his nose! It was this punch that touched the tear ducts, and two lines of tears flowed down in an instant: "Woo! Woo! Woo - "
"Oh, cry! cry!" Xiao Fangzi clapped his hands and laughed, and suddenly made a gesture of pity: "Tut-tut, it's pitiful! The fat head doesn't cry, don't be afraid, don't be afraid!" The fat head was so angry that he couldn't bother to wipe away his snot and tears, and he screamed and threw himself over. Boss Fang was not afraid, he was like a fist, and it was a kind of sky-high cannon! Unexpectedly, this time the fat head was on guard, holding his head and just lowering his head and rushing-
The position is wrong! The angle is not good! Xiao Fangzi's heart panicked, and his fist scattered, and he pounced on the fat head and shoulders. This time it didn't hurt or itch, the fat head was already close, his hands hugged his waist, and an iron head knocked him to the ground! In the blink of an eye, the two twisted together, tumbling and fighting. Xiao Fangzi knew that it was not good, but there was nothing he could do to be twisted by him, so he had to watch the fat head and body take advantage of it, and his own strength was exhausted, and finally he was pressed under him and couldn't move: "Hmph, call you crazy! Look at how I clean you up!"
The fat head won, and the fat ass pressed heavily on Xiao Fangzi's chest, and raised his fist viciously.
Xiao Fangzi gave him a hundred pounds of body so much that he couldn't breathe, and when he saw that he was about to be beaten up, he was in a hurry, and he turned his head over to take a bite!
A bite on the calf of the fat head!
"Ahh
Xiao Fangzi's chest relaxed, he rose up and rode the fat head under him: "Hehe, have you taken it?"
The fat man was panting and said hatefully: "Are you a dog? Come here again, don't accept it!" Xiao Fangzi slammed twice on his face: "Do you accept it?" When the fat head gritted his teeth and endured the pain, he suddenly had an idea: "Hey? He bites me, won't I bite him? It's really stupid!" I opened my mouth and was about to bite it back, but I saw that the trousers in front of me were dirty and greasy, and the top of the shoes showed two gray and black toes, and the stench was bursting.
The fat man sighed secretly, and when he was disheartened, he closed his eyes and sighed: "I am convinced." ”
Xiao Fangzi laughed, very proud: "Haha, I'll spare you from dying!" By the way, where are you kid going? Tell me quickly, tell me honestly!" The fat man cried and said with a sad face: "I, I'll go to Yihong Mansion and pay back the silver to Ma Laosi." "It turned out that the ruffian Masi owed the debt in Yihong Mansion last night, and asked him to send it over for him today to pay it back, and sure enough, it was the little fat man bragging! Boss Fang nodded and shouted: "The silver, hand it over!" The fat man's face changed, and he hesitated.
Boss Fang sneered, stretched out his hand and touched him into his arms!
Boss Fang was overjoyed, only to see a silver light, it was a small ingot, about two or three taels: "It's mine!" The fat head's eyes widened, and he said in shock: "You dare to rob Ma Laosi's money? Are you crazy! He will kill you!" Xiao Fangzi's scalp was numb, but his mouth said toughly: "Ma Si? Lao Tzu is now a great martial artist, and he may not beat him!" Seeing that this little man is fascinated by Huacai, the fat man couldn't help but shake his head and sigh: "You, you, you are dead!"
"Bah, bah!" Xiao Fangzi didn't do anything, and reached out to dig it in his arms. There was no silver, and he took out a few candies: "Oh, no wonder I grew so fat, it's quite a mess, I still eat this when I'm so old!"
"Hmph, crying, crying, it's really useless!, I don't care about you!" Xiao Fangzi spat and got up and walked away.
Won a complete victory! Not only did he achieve the first miraculous feats, punish the little villains, but also make a huge windfall! With all the money for wine and meat, he was happy to buy back the 10,000 miles of blood, and he would definitely teach himself a few more tricks! Indispensable for his great martial arts, he was immediately imposing! Zhao Zilong single-handedly smashed the enemy's troops! The more he thought about it, the happier he became, and he didn't have the heart to go back to the teahouse to listen to the book, chewed candy in his mouth, and hummed a little tune and went to the East Market.
It is said that the head is westward, and it has not yet arrived.
I can only see that the lively East Market in normal times seems to be a little quiet today.
The hawkers all looked panicked, and the pedestrians on the street cowered as if they were hiding from something.
"What's wrong??'s the demon?" There must be a demon when something goes wrong, Boss Fang was stunned, and the two Tsing Yi family members guarded a teenage little fat boy on the left and right, and they came over in a big way-
The momentum is like a giant whale breaking through the water, the edge is everywhere, and no one dares to approach within a zhang around!
Just hit a big fat man, and a little fat man came? Xiao Fangzi stuck out his tongue, turned around and sat in the corner.
Look, it's lively.;