XXIII. See also the overlord's meal
"This guest servant, with wine and food, dishes and bowls, and broken tables and chairs, totaled two hundred and eighty-one taels and three pieces of silver. Incompetent whispered softly, and said in a kind manner: "You are the leading brother, you have to pay for this money, two hundred and eighty-one two or three dollars of silver, not a penny less." ”
"I don't have any money! I don't have any money!" The eldest brother who took the lead lay on the ground and cried: "Anyway, I don't have any money, you can kill me!"
"Hmph!" Eight hit one, but pediatrics: "Ben Xian Gao's surname is incompetent, you remember, this is to make you die to understand!"
"Daxian spare his life, spare his life!" The leading brother was famous for his green skin, not only convinced, but also scared: "The villain has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, and he offended the incompetent immortal, it is really a crime that deserves death, a crime that deserves death!"
The other seven minions lay on the ground together, crying and begging: "The great immortal raised his noble hand and spared the life of the little dog!"
"No! No way!" Eating the overlord's meal and daring to do it, it will only end up like this: "You eight all deserve to die!
It's also so infuriating!
All the evils in the world, not to mention the intimacy between a few days have made the incompetents and the fat shopkeeper establish an incomparably deep, father-son relationship: "Son-"
"I'm not your son!"
"Son, forget it, these masters are from the True Dragon Sect, our family can't afford to offend, we can't afford to offend!" The fat shopkeeper shook his head and sighed, seeing the mess everywhere, his heart was broken for a while: "Admit it! Admit it! This is fate, this has to go down the building-" Of course, the fat shopkeeper has been in the market for a long time. There are many people who read it. From the moment the eight people entered the door, they had already seen the clue: "Let's go." Let's go, business can't go on anyway, this time it's my treat, it's all filial piety-"
"You're polite!You're welcome!" The eight masters were waiting for this sentence, and they jumped up at the moment: "Shopkeeper, thank you for your kindness, I'll ......wait for the next day."
"You're welcome!" yelled incompetently, already out of anger: "Eat for nothing? I'm coming!" "It's not a mouthful of food, it's a breath of food, it's a matter of heaven and geography, and this is the moment to get rid of the demons: "I'm sorry! The True Dragon Sect is a fart! How can this be reasonable, you have to give money for dinner, and if you don't give it, you can't do it!"
"Huh, why are there one or two more?" He smiled and said, "This is not a money bank, so do you have to pay interest?"
"Bring it!" this man has a terrible memory. Incompetent and too lazy to talk nonsense with him: "Hurry! if you don't want to die!"
The two sides confronted each other, shaped like cockfighting.
The next seven minions looked at each other and whispered, as if they were plotting how to escape.
The fat shopkeeper had no choice but to retreat, and his mind was a mess.
This matter is by no means idle!
"Sweep the world with a stick - hit the country with two fists - all brothers from all over the world - no one knows me -"
A person came with a long song, the sound was like sawing iron stone, if no one entered the door, choose a table to sit in: "Shop, three jars of old wine, two catties of beef, plus a plate of peanuts and beans!"
Yan Daxia?
Incompetent, fat shopkeepers, green skins and others were all suppressed!
Speechless for a moment.
The man raised his eyes and looked around, calmly, and sighed with a smile: "I am not Yan Sadge, everyone, sit down." ”
Needless to say, even the incompetence can be seen, Yan Daxia and his incompetence have also been seen in the Valley of Ten Thousand Cranes, but seeing this person's leopard head ringed and bearded, the whole person flew violently: "Be a long one!"
But it was a short stick, thick chicken, three feet long, black and shiny: "Smack!"
It's another big ingot of silver, weighing two or two: "Little Er!
The incompetence is over.
This is a reward, also known as a tip, given for nothing: "Yan, Yan, Yan Daxia?"
The man smiled: "Wrong, wrong, wrong, I'm not Yan Sadness, I'm -"
"Grandson!" Qingpi hugged his arms and sneered, pacing slowly forward: "My big brother Yan, can you also pretend?"
After that, six people surrounded in a fan, and one blocked the door: "Yan Daxia, sit tight." ”
"Ha!" this Yan Daxia couldn't sit still: "Haha! It's a bit interesting!"
When a person is famous, it is inevitable that someone will pretend to be him, no matter who this person is, this time he will hit the muzzle of the gun: "What?
"Bang!" This is the first punch, right on the bridge of the nose: "Ouch!"
"What's going on, what's going on?" Qingpi is one of the thirty-six incense masters of the Qingzhou Hall of the True Dragon Sect, and his famous name is Cai Qing: "With this fist of mine, I have beaten thirty-seven Yan Sad Songs, and you are the thirty-eighth." ”
"This, this, this!" This is not good, it is not good to beat people, although he is incompetent, he knows that he is an impostor: "Hey! People say that people are not, you this, this, how bad!"
This person gives money first for dinner, and he is completely a good person: "It's, that's it, I said that I'm not-"
"Bang!" This is the second punch, right on the bridge of the nose: "Yes, no, yes or no, say!"
The incompetence retreated far away, sweating profusely for a while, the two punches were as fast as a meteor and one punch was as heavy as a punch, and the green skin was transformed, not at all the one who gave the incompetence to the ground just now: "This, this, say!"
"I am! I am Yan Beige!" The man finally admitted, "I am!"
"Bang!"
"No! I'm not!" the man was not only bleeding from his nose, but was already in tears: "I said—"
"Bang!"
"Yes and no, no, no, what else do you want, what else do you want!" The man covered his face with his hands, collapsed to the ground and cried: "Oh my God! What kind of world is this!"
"Hit!"
"Ping Pong Ping Pong is in an uproar!" Seven people went up together, reciprocated with old fists, and finally beat them up: "Teach you to pretend to be Brother Yan! Teach you to pretend to be Brother Yan! Teach you to carry a broken stick! Teach you to learn to sing!"
"I won't play anymore! I won't play anymore! I hate you!" the man cried and rolled around, and saw that he was already confused: "You wait and see!
Incompetence is frightened, incompetence is a knowledgeable person, these eight people are average, and they are by no means idle!
The fat shopkeeper is gone.
"People are among people, tigers are tigers among tigers
How many heroes are there when it comes to tiger courage
Crying, crying, crying,
Smile smile is born in the world to find fun!hahaha-"
A person came with a long song, holding a short stick in his hand, the chicken was thick, three inches long, black and shiny: "Shop, shop, three jars of old wine, two catties of beef, plus a plate of orchid beans!" ”
This time, incompetent, Qingpi and others, as well as the fake Yan Tragic Song, are all stupid.
"Brother Yan! Brother Yan!" But seeing that the long hair was messy, it was the bald sideburns and wide forehead, the bridge of the nose with long scars, and the eyes were as bright as stars: "Be a long one!"
The two killing sticks on the table are the true and false Yan Tragic Song!(To be continued......)