Twenty-four True and False Yan Tragic Song

This Yan tragic song, not Bi Yan's tragic song, four of the eight people have seen it: "Brother Yan!

"Don't say it. Yan Beige blinked her eyes and made a naughty look.

The eight of them agreed and stepped back into their seats.

"I'm real! I'm real!" Fake Yan cried out loudly and rolled on the ground: "Oh my God! I'm the real one!"

"Brother, get up. Yan Beige smiled slightly, and personally leaned over to help him up: "This time, I have a treat." ”

As soon as these words came out, the eight people were stunned.

The real Yan Tragic Song never invites guests, and eight people know it.

Yan Beige got up, spat violently, and pointed out in hatred: "You eight, all wait for me! There is also a surname Yan, dare to yin Laozi, what a fucking thing!"

The surname Yan is Yan Chong, the master of the Qingzhou Hall of the True Dragon Sect, and the eight people glanced at each other and found that everyone's hands and feet were trembling!

"Hahahaha!" Fake Yan Beige laughed and said: "The so-called grievances should be resolved and not settled, why fight and kill, those who come out to mix are brothers, why don't you turn the fight into a jade silk-" As he spoke, he took out a big silver ingot, which weighed eight taels and slapped it on the table very heroically: "Okay! I have a treat for this meal, and I have invited this meal!"

Incompetent and overjoyed, he rushed over again: "This guest is so righteous!

"A small thing, a small matter!" So far, it has become clear that the real Yan Beige never invites guests, and the fact is this: "It's not worth mentioning, it's not worth mentioning!"

"Benevolence! benevolence!" Yan Beige blinked his eyes and made a naughty look: "This brother is really benevolent!"

The green skin was sweating profusely. Seven people sweat like rain!

It's a bureau. The bureau laid out by the master of the Yan Hall. Therefore, eight people will come to Deshunlou for dinner, and these eight fat shopkeepers know it.

However, no one has ever said that Yan Beige will come.

And it's two.

This is a net of heaven and earth, all the people of Qingzhou Hall are dispatched, and every teahouse and restaurant in Qingzhou City today has people from the True Dragon Sect, just to catch that fox. And these eight people, headed by Cai Qing. You don't have to pay money to eat in Deshun Building, because the True Dragon Sect has already paid the silver in advance since the beginning of the year, and it hasn't been spent at this time: "The big chivalrous guest! The righteous angry people! Those few have just eaten, and there are still two hundred and eighty-four taels of silver that have not been paid, you say that you have a treat, then give it together!" The eight people made a joke, incompetent and did not know, of course, there was also a benevolent brother who did not know: "Ah? this, this." That's a lot?"

This benevolent brother is known as Gao Yi. Self-proclaimed righteous Bo Yuntian: "That's it!"

If you want to pretend to be a hero, you must have some blood, Gao Yi clenched his back molars, and Yi Bo Yuntian took out the only ingot of gold on his body: "Take it!"

This ingot of gold weighs about four taels, which is four hundred taels when converted into silver, and it is rich and rich!

Earned! Incompetent and overjoyed, but he forcibly held back his own hardship, not daring to show the slightest joy, and said in his heart that he met an illiterate person, and this time he made a fortune!

Without saying a word, he took it and went back directly to offer the treasure, but he was incompetent and forgot his identity.

How big is four taels of gold?

If the master wants to eat peanuts and beans, one tael of gold is the size of a peanut, and four taels of gold is not as big as a quail egg.

Yes, there are more than eight taels of silver.

This is not a loss, this is a big loss, ten taels of silver and one or two gold, this problem has been discussed many times by the fat shopkeeper and incompetence.

Incompetent can only be a security guard.

Of course, the fat shopkeeper doesn't care, whether it's more or less incompetent to come back, it's all earned, the people of the True Dragon Sect must have something important to do here today, not just for eating and drinking, since the fat shopkeeper saw it when the eight people entered the door. Don't ask what you shouldn't ask, don't say what you shouldn't say, the fat shopkeeper is a shrewd businessman, who understands the truth that has not changed for a thousand years, and carefully sails the ship for ten thousand years. Of course, the incompetent didn't know this, and the incompetent was happily offering treasures, waiting for the fat shopkeeper to praise him, and suddenly heard another fight outside: "Mine! Mine! You don't come! That one is yours!"

It turned out that the real and fake Yan Daxia confused the stick: "Wrong! Wrong! This one is mine!"

"Hey!" Impotence sighed, feeling that the two old men were a little bit two: "Ladies and gentlemen, the wine and food are here!"

Three jars of old wine, two catties of beef, a plate of peanut beans, plus a plate of orchid beans.

The wine and food are ready, and the incompetence is served, but I don't think that the wine has not been drunk and the food has not been eaten, and they each carried a stick and ping-pong again: "Call you to pretend to be a hero! Call you to pretend to be a hero! Tell you to snatch my stick! Tell you to learn to sing with me!" This is the sad song of Hu Ziyan, of course, in the impotent view, the scar-faced Yan tragic song is the real Yan tragic song: "You are pretending! You are pretending!

This is fatal, things are changing too fast, and I can't react for a while: "Eat vegetables, eat vegetables, drink! Drink!" Suddenly a spirit was excited, and the cold hair stood on end in an instant, but when he saw the evil wind rising, the eight big men in Tsing Yi burst out at the same time, like eight lightning bolts, rushed to the table and knelt down in unison, crying in unison: "Brother Yan, Brother Yan! The brothers haven't invited you to drink yet, why are you just going to die alive!" "You are a villain! You dare to kill my brother Yan! You wait! Brothers-"

Before the words fell, the eight of them went up together, each copied two arms and two legs, and quickly took away Brother Yan, who was wronged and died: "You wait!

By the way, he took away his stick: "Wait until you die!"

Is this a Shenma situation?

Incompetent and incomprehensible, it turned out that eight living people went upstairs with a dead man: "Oooo

In the blink of an eye, there was no sound.

The dead are real, and the living are fake: "Hahahahaha!

Yan Beige shook his head and sighed, sat down and began to drink: "Little incompetent, don't stand stupidly, go get a bowl." ”

The recognition is true, and the fight is fake, and the eight brothers beat Brother Yan to the point that he is a pig's head, so they seized an opportunity and slipped away.

If you can't do it, you go to get the bowl, and your mind is a mess.

"Don't talk, don't talk!" The fat shopkeeper warned seriously: "It's dangerous outside, shut your mouth!"

"Yes!" Incompetence nodded again and again, and incompetence was also visible: "It's very dangerous!

"Shhhhh

"Little second brother, bring a bowl!

"That's right! Take the bowl, take the bowl, where is the bowl, come out quickly, the bowl ......"

"Shhhhh

"Shop-shop-ah! It's a mess, and it's daylight!"

"Hey, it's a woman!"

"Xian'er, this shop is very dirty, it's better to change one. ”

"Okay, okay, that's it! This girl likes to be quiet when she eats, you see there's no one here, Xiao Er-Xiao Er-"

"Oh no! Isn't there a ......?"

"Shhhh ”

"Ahh

"Shopkeeper, here's a visitor, you have to do a good job in this deal, do you know?"

"Yes, yes, yes, yes,

"Hmm

"You can't go, it's dangerous outside, don't make trouble! Don't make trouble! You little monk ......"

Incompetence covered his mouth for him, holding him in his arms and unable to move.

There was a smell in his body, a strong smell of wine, blood, tears, laughter mixed with sadness.

It also intoxicates incompetence. (To be continued......)