Sixty-six is in dire straits
Bridal chamber.
"Xianggong, turn around quickly, people want to change their clothes!"
Sister Peony replied shyly, and said coquettishly: "Still watch! Still watch! What a little pervert!"
The monk turned around and said in his heart why is this?
Why, when they want to talk to Wuzen, why don't they talk about it?
They are: Niu Dehou, Bai Dafu, Chen Ping.
Or to say yes: the old man without Zen, the eldest brother-in-law without Zen, and the second sister and father without Zen.
In fact, all the actions of the little couple of Peony and Wuzen are under the strict monitoring of the Niu family, as well as the old lady Niu, the eldest sister Peony, and the second sister Yueji. Everyone is paying close attention, and they are doing everything possible to guide this man and woman, a pair of fools. The marriage is over, and the cave house is also in, but there is no Zen for men and women, and Peony is also ignorant, and he thinks he understands it very well. This is a couple in name only, if they are allowed to develop-
Without development, there is no future for development at all.
Therefore, in the evening, after tea and dinner, six people above the Niu family, three men and three women, immediately divided into two roads, male to male and female.
Enlighten, teach, and guide.
Yes, sex.
You must know that at that time, knowledge about the relationship between the sexes was still extremely lagging behind in terms of popularization. This kind of thing cannot be said explicitly, cannot be put in books and talked about openly, and can only be privately instructed by the elders of the family. It is known for its bold style of martial arts, and it is known for its bold style, and it is known for being the king of flowers and the phoenix of heroes. Of course, there are also those who have explored their own self-taught, so that's another matter.
The Zenless monk is the one who has no teacher.
Let's say.
At that time, the soldiers were divided into two ways, and the three women taught the peony, under some teaching.
The peony girl came out with a red face.
The soldiers were divided into two ways, and the value was in the speed, and in the other room at that time, the three men were also teaching Wu Zen.
As a result, the three teachers came out red-faced.
Under the innocent and innocent gaze of the Zen monk, the three of them retreated without releasing a fart.
Why is that?
Why do you say that? The three men asked each other.
Fortunately, there is also the Peony Girl, and the Peony Girl is now an understanding person.
Of course, it's one thing to not understand, it's another thing to be happy or not, and Miss Peony didn't really take it seriously. Now the monk Wuzen is a little brother for the peony woman, a plaything, a groom and a slave. Is that a joke, that is impossible, the virgin body of the peony girl is to be entrusted to her true destiny.
And Zen is not, obviously not.
Definitely not!
But there are no absolute things in the world, such as the current approach of the peony girl is extremely puzzling.
"Don't peek, people will be shy!"
The peony girl was embarrassed, and covered her face with her hands: "No, no, no, you peek again!
In the blink of an eye, he was promoted from a little pervert to a big pervert, and the Wuzen monk was even more confused: "Huh?"
"Fool! Silly wood!" The peony girl looked at the black back of her head, and suddenly felt a trace of loss. Seeing that the monk didn't understand the amorous feelings, the girl was also interested: "Okay, no Zen, turn around, my sister won't play with you." This was originally a joke, and this is also a test, just to see if the little monk can hold it under the temptation of the big beauty. However, jokes are such a thing, sometimes you really can't just make it-
This joke has been made big.
Sister Peony, it's already off.
Wuzen turned around, and when he looked again, he only felt a flash of white light in front of him.
The hair that hung straight down like a black waterfall fell on the shoulders as white and round as mutton fat, and the two arms that were as white as the tender lotus root were lined with a touch of red and glamorous clothes.
There is something in between, towering and convex, trembling and trembling, ready to come out.
There is a ravine on it, unfathomable.
Of course, she didn't take off naked, and the peony girl only took off a coat, but this was enough for no Zen monk to bear-
"Hey, there's no Zen!, where are you!" the Peony girl cried out in astonishment, her eyes widening.
It doesn't matter where Wuzen is looking, the important thing is that the monk Wuzen has fallen into the ditch, and he can't find the north in a dizzy moment: "Sister Peony, that's-"
It was a slap in the face: "Smack!"
"Ouch! you dead monk!" but it hurt Peony's hand: "Die!"
Wuchan was unconscious, his eyes were dull, and a saliva flowed down the corner of his mouth: "That's, what?"
The peony girl was red-faced, embarrassed and annoyed, and immediately grabbed her ear like lightning: "You prostitute monk!
"Ahh
"Ah――――――--"
There was a sharp pain at the root of Wuzen's ears, and he couldn't break free for a while, but he raised his hands unconsciously and grabbed it!
"Come again! Dare to grab my hand, let me go! Let go!" The peony girl roared like thunder, and it had completely exploded! But there was also a hint of joy that secretly rose in her heart. What is that? That is the secret treasure of the peony girl, that is the pride of the peony girl's heart! And this is the full embodiment of the peony girl's personal charm, even if this is a stupid wood, in the end it is not the same, tempting! It is tempting, and it is also moving, at this time, for Wuzen, letting go of both hands is equivalent to losing two ears, and no matter how stupid Wuzen is, he will not let go.
If there is no Zen hand like a rock, the peony can't move.
No Zen power is as big as a cow, and Peony's wrist has already pinched him painfully!
Peony was angry and bit it off, just like last night-
Don't you know that the situation is a little different, last night it was one ear, tonight it was two ears, so face-to-face biting the past is like throwing a hug and flying to kiss -
Wuzen has suffered hardships, and since he didn't bite her, he was now a stalk and a low head on his neck-
Suddenly, the mouth and mouth mirrored, and the donkey's lips were facing the horse's mouth!
The two of them were stunned.
The meaning of a stay is to be stunned.
The meaning of each is to stay in a daze, and each has its own experience.
The peony girl woke up first, and when she retracted her mouth, she turned around and ran away in tears, just to find a south wall and crash to death!
This is the first kiss! The first kiss!
However, he couldn't run away, and Wuzen didn't let go.
The peony girl was already in tears, and said with great sadness and indignation: "Let go! you! What else do you want!"
Wuzen stuck out his tongue and licked his lips, but he was still unfinished: "Hmm, tsk, sweet." ”
It is difficult to say that there is suffering, and he asked the sky speechlessly: "You, you let go of me, I want to die, yes, go! Die! Do you understand?"
God is opening his eyes today, and the monk is blessed with boundless blessings: "Amitabha, sins and sins, Sister Peony, you can't die, huh, Sister Peony, why do you want to die?"
Why? God knows! The Peony girl's mood at that time was beyond words, and she completely lost her mind anyway: "You give it to me, let it go--"
A roar of heaven and earth changes color, more than the lion's roar, no Zen can't be, no Zen is terrifying to let go-
Then I saw a bizarre, or terrifying scene!
"Kill you! Kill you! I'm going to kill you!" As soon as the peony girl was free, she reached into her arms, sacrificed the feathers of the Vermilion Bird, cut down this evil spirit, and did the right thing for heaven!
I also have to say that the peony girl has long forgotten when she is angry, and the Vermilion Bird Divine Knife, which is inseparable from it, is not in her arms at this time.
A total of red clothes, resting on the head of the bed, on the pillow.
With a "snap", the shoulder strap snapped, and the red obscene clothes floated down.
The peony girl was shocked and cold!
The monk without Zen only felt a flower in front of his eyes, and his brain was hot!
Under the gaze of both of them, a pair of snow-white jade rabbits jumped out happily, and their two red eyes looked curiously-
"Ah――――――――――――――――――h
It was both shouting, and the voices were in unison!
At that time, the peony girl had only one thought in her heart: "It's over!
The monk Wuzen had no thoughts in his heart at that time, only screamed and fell backwards, and at the same time, two strong nosebleeds rushed to the sky.
10,000 years later.
Peony turned around and ran, so he went to the bedside to get a knife: "I'm going to kill you!
"It's so hot! It's so hot! It's burning! It's burning!" Wuzen jumped up, and he shouted: "It's amazing!
"Plop!"
"Oops!"
"I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you!"
"Niu Peony!
"Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Get out of the way of me!
"Take it! Tie it up!"
"Dad, he bullied me, I, I, I don't live anymore."
"Wu Zen, don't be afraid, come out quickly!"
"Don't!
Tank.