Sixty-seven Peony's knife
If the peony girl was not the peony girl, she would have lived enough.
If a non-Zen monk was not a non-Zen monk, he would have died a long time ago.
If the people of the Niu family were not from the Niu family, they would have had a mental breakdown and the family would have been ruined.
The living enemy, the sworn enemy, turned out to be a small couple, and they made trouble for one night after another.
It seems that there will be a hard time in the future, and there will be no head!
Fortunately, there is also Master Niu, Master Niu is the Dinghai Needle of the Niu family, and it is Master Niu who has set this laughing marriage-
This stupid son-in-law, since he can afford it, he must be able to bear it!
This stupid girl, once she gets married, there is no turning back!
Master Niu spoke, and after each of them reflected on it, he figured it out and then said.
Impartial, fair and reasonable.
So the monk Wuzen and the cow peony reflected on each other.
Two flowers bloom, one for each table, first talk about the peony girl.
I must first talk about the peony girl, because the peony girl is a victim, inexplicable, disaster from the sky, innocence is not guaranteed, and the name is lost, it is really pitiful and pathetic, and now I don't want to live.
The peony girl sat alone at the head of the bed, weeping alone, for a long night, with nowhere to talk about desolation.
Tie up introspection.
This is really a great shame, Peony I will never have the face to live in this world from now on!
The whole army is annihilated, and it is better to be looked down upon, it is better to follow the example of the poppy, draw a sword and kill oneself and then hang the beam! It is a reflection, the same as above.
Of course, you have to kill the prostitute monk first! The lewd monk will die! When the five horses are divided, or Ling Chi dies!
Then self-denial, the jade died and the fragrance disappeared, and he would rather die than be a female martyr, leaving his innocence in the world.
Kill Chen Ping before.
If he hadn't stopped him, the prostitute would have cut off his head and stained the water tank with blood!
By the way, I'm afraid I won't be able to cut him! Then cut off one of his ears, gouge out his two eyeballs, and ...... again.
Wait! Accompanying him to die, isn't it martyrdom? Accompanying him to the funeral? Born in different beds and dying in the same cave? Outlaw mandarin ducks?
That's not good, just kidding, let's wait until the dead monk is dead!
Hey, oh my God! Why is life so bitter! A big girl who is ice and jade is so pure and pure all of a sudden, all of a sudden, all of a sudden......
No, no, no, what's wrong? Think about it, think about it!
Coffins, mourning halls, mourning, burial, wearing white clothes, being widows alive!
To live to suffer, to die to suffer, this, this......
Headache!
Dead monk! Stinky monk! God! Don't let people live!
-- Here refers to the curse of heaven and earth to the death of the monk, omitting 18,205 crosses.
Why don't you follow?
......
That's impossible, think about it with your toes, it's a person who knows it's absolute, it's absolute!
Haha! I'm kidding!
Haha! haha! haha.
It's boring to be alive.
Boring.
- I took a nap here.
"Oops!
"Let go of me! let go of me!
"Come on, I'm not alive, I'm not alive!"
"Give me the knife, give me the knife, I'm going to kill him, I'm going to kill him!"
Since then, he has been yelling and crying, hoarse, his liver and intestines are broken, he is not dead or alive, and his heart is broken without a trace.
Until dawn.
The above is the reflection process of the peony girl.
There is a kind of person who is the same, the same, the same and the same when not reflective.
There is also a kind of person who doesn't know what reflection is, and this time Master Niu is really playing the piano to the cow.
It's better to use Master Lingxiu's words, do something wrong, and think about it clearly.
Yes, it's time to say that there are no Zen monks.
In fact, Wuzen didn't make a mistake at all, Wuzen was the innocent victim, and Wuzen was completely passive.
This is a disaster without reason, and it is too unjust to be without Zen.
There is a large water tank in the courtyard, which is so thick that several people hug each other, and the height is more than one person.
Wuzen has never come out since jumping in, and Wuzen feels that soaking in it is cool and comfortable, and can cure diseases.
Wu Zen is sick, Wu Zen has a fever, and he almost goes crazy.
Why is that?
Why is Sister Peony angry? Could it be that Wuzen has made a mistake again?
Why does Wuzen burn? But where does the nameless fire come from?
I still remember, that moment.
At that moment, Wuzen's blood was boiling and about to ignite, only to feel a "bang" in his head, and it exploded! At that moment, Wuzen couldn't speak, couldn't move, couldn't breathe, and turned into a raging fire from the inside out, and Wuzen couldn't stand the blazing heat! At that moment, Wuzen's crotch was instantly a pillar of optimism, and it was as hard as iron, both rising and painful! Wuzen didn't know what was wrong with Wuzen, Wuzen just wanted to turn around and escape, but his feet were like dead nails to the ground.
The monk fell backwards, and the two nosebleeds jumped high!
Suddenly, his mind was lost! His inner breath was already in chaos! Wuzen's whole body trembled violently, as if he had gone crazy, and for a while he was delirious and manic, and he had gone mad, and he was about to be wasted! That moment was extremely thrilling, but it could be said to be dangerous, and it was a hundred times more dangerous than when the Wuzen Golden Pill was formed! That moment was short-lived, it was a momentary moment, it was the ignorance that hidden the delusional desires finally erupted like the light of the rising sun, it was the desire instinct that had been dormant in the flesh and blood for a long time to flourish wantonly, and it was like countless arrows piercing the clouds and mist with the brilliant heavenly light -
Heaven and earth are like a furnace, and the fire burns gold and steel! The huge energy that is instantly generated from the inside out, the flesh and blood body cannot bear it, and the blood barriers around the body of Wuzen are all broken through hundreds of millions of pores, and they have been accumulated in the body for a long time, and the inner breath is vigorous, and the essence escapes quickly! Cultivation is already against the sky, how can ten thousand horses be reined in? Prosperity and decline, wanton and uncontrollable, is already the phase of scattered work. At that time, the golden body of the Zen monk was broken, and all the internal strength gained from the penance since childhood was burned.
If not, Jindan has already been completed.
Jin Dan is unconscious, sitting in the center of the dantian, Jin Dan is silent, it is the little sun!
Do you want to go? Do you want to go? The outside world is very vast, but do you want to go out and break through?
Gone, leaving, seven emotions and six desires are fatal temptations, and indulgence is a long-term desire!
Do you want to go? Do you want to go? However, Jindan is like the red sun in the sky, with a lonely and cold stubbornness, and a warm and ardent yearning for people.
Don't, don't go, the Buddha said that there is a world of sand, and it is the same wherever you go.
The love and dislike of man is the repulsion of the breath.
If you want to go, you want to stay, you are in a dilemma, who will decide?
At that moment, it was a hundred times more dangerous than when the golden pill was formed, just because the qi and blood were boiling under the great movement of no Zen desire, and the body and mind had been completely lost! Color! Color! The pink skeleton bewitched people's hearts, and the soul eroded the bones and smelly skin, and the Buddha said that all beings should not be delusional, but the living color in front of them was fragrant! Hold no? Hold no? You can't hold without Zen, you can't hold without Zen, you can't burn your body without Zen, you can't go crazy without Zen! Monk, monk, monk is not a god or Buddha, a monk is just a monk, he is just a mortal, and he should be-
Lonely yin is not born, and solitary yang is not long, so heaven and earth are matched with yin and yang. Wuzen is a person, Wuzen is a man, that is, ignorant and ignorant of the things of men and women, but Wuzen has grown up, and those reactions are really normal. That's a normal thing anymore, and no Zen is abnormal just because no Zen is normal, and it should be like this. It's not obsession, it's not delusional, no flashiness can take away the true nature of life, and no rules can restrain the publicity of nature!
Man is one of all things in heaven and earth, and humanity is also the way of heaven and earth.
There is a golden pill, but it is difficult to obtain the innate nature of the acquired creation, and the internal breath will eventually return to heaven and earth, and the golden pill cannot be collected.
No Zen can't be done, and Jindan can't be made, but fortunately, there is a big water tank.
Fortunately, Wuzen is a simple-minded monk.
It's too hot! It's too hot! So I look for cold, and I jump into the water tank without Zen, only to feel that it is suddenly a cold heart.
Refreshing!
Wu Zen has awakened, no empowerment does not need to be done, no Zen has become a Buddha, cold water quick-frozen monk! The monk of Wuzen was blessed by misfortune, not only did his skills not disperse, but also the copper skin and iron bones were further refined, and his inner breath became more and more refined.
Don't! No! Zen-free soaking in the water tank is cool and comfortable, and Zen-free death will not come out.
Wuzen is not introspecting, Wuzen doesn't know what's going on at all.
At this time, Wuzen is meditating.
Or say sleeping, or say practicing, and sit in the water tank to practice without Zen.
It is not an easy thing to do, and it is difficult to determine the body, but Wuzen has already figured out the middle method.
It was dawn and the sun came out.
Master Niu finally appeared, followed by Chen Ping.
"Niu Peony, have you thought clearly?" Chen Ping said with a smile.
Cow peony. Only Chen Ping in the Niu family dared to call the peony girl like this, so the peony girl and this person did not share the sky! The peony girl killed Chen Ping one hundred and eighty times with a murderous look, and then lowered her eyebrows, narrowed her eyes, and said obediently: "Think clearly." Chen Ping said with a smile: "Reasonable, know how to advance and retreat, heroes don't eat immediate losses, haha! Sure enough!" In fact, no one knows the temperament of the peony girl better than Master Niu, Master Niu sighed secretly, and said with a straight face: "You say, tell me, what should I do about this matter?"
"It's my fault for this, not for Wuzen, it's just a misunderstanding, uh, misunderstanding. β
"Misunderstanding? How did you move the knife when you misunderstood? How did you kill Wuzen?"
"Who? Kill whom? Ha! Wuzen is my father-in-law, and our husband and wife have been in love for a hundred years, that's, it's good!"
"My son, do you believe you when you say this?"
"Really! It's true! I want to live a good life with Wuzen, raise my eyebrows and respect each other like guests, love and love to the point of whiteness, only envy the mandarin ducks and not the immortals, well, there are ......."
"And cow chewing peonies. β
"Chen Ping, you stinky tofu, cough! Second brother-in-law, what I said is true, no joke. β
"What I'm saying is also true, no kidding. β
If eyes could kill, Chen Ping would have died 18,180 times.
"Well, that's the case, Chen Pingβ"
Master Niu nodded, Chen Ping stepped forward to loosen the tie, and the two did not stay long, and went out one after another.
Peony girl is overjoyed!
"Fools! two fools!" the peony girl only wanted to cheer, but she couldn't help it, and only snickered in her stomach: "Haha!
Sacrifice the divine sword again! Punish the prostitute monk! Kill and kill!
What about knives?
The peony girl was stunned.
The Suzaku Feather was gone, and it was still at the head of the bed just now, and it was gone in the blink of an eye.
"It should have been stolen by Chen Ping. β
"It's not that it should, it's certain, Chen Ping is a thief, and this kind of thing hasn't happened before. β
"It seems that things are not as simple as I imagined, maybe this is another conspiracy!"
"What to do, what to do, how to do?"
The Vermilion Bird Knife is the soul and soul of the Peony Woman, and the knife is dead in the knife, which is really amazing!
The peony girl was in a mess.
Then start dressing up.
Vermilion Bird Divine Knife, Flower and Moon Appearance, which is more important and which is more important, the peony girl has her own plans.
It's been a long time.
The peony girl walked into the courtyard with heavy makeup and grace, and once again saw the unlucky monk Wuzen.
Only one end is exposed, like a hairy gourd with a nose and eyes, soaked in a water tank.
Zen meditation is meditation in the water, with eyes closed and a serene complexion.
The body breathes out, and the ups and downs are slightly heaving.
The peony girl looked at it for a long time, slowly stretched out her hand and put it on the top, and pressed it suddenly!
The head sank.
Wu Zen floated up.
Wuzen sank.
The head floated up.
......
"Ha! fun! fun!" The peony girl was very playful, and she was happy for a while.
"Ahem, ahem, a!" Wuzen finally choked, and his hands slashed in shock!
"Bang la-la-" The peony girl avoided it, and turned into a soup chicken at the moment.
"I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you!"
"Sister Peony, Sister Peony! No Zen is not-" No Zen is not a heart, no Zen has never been.
A water hyacinth, a soup chicken, a crazy girl, a stupid monk, this is another little joke.
However, at that time, the two of them, four eyes, were in the middle of each other.
A trace of shame came from the bottom of my heart, saying that I hated him and pity, but I suddenly stopped, and I was faintly afraid of him.
A ray of joy had already risen, and when I opened my eyes to see her, there were turbulent waves in the water, but there were ripples in the heart lake.
No kidding, it's all true.
It always has been.
In the courtyard, a wooden body is stout, and the green vines on it are softly entangled.
I can't escape, I can't get out, but why do I want to escape?
But I don't know when, two small seeds have long been not far away, not close, and coincidentally and coincidentally fell together.
Sprout and break ground.