XXXIV. Sure enough, the vixen

Everyone admired Daoist Fang very much.

It wasn't like this before, it used to be, it was very difficult to coax, extremely difficult to serve, only her mother could, and his father couldn't do it.

This is called, brine and tofu, one thing drops one thing, and everyone admires Daoist Fang very much.

Daoist Fang also admired You Mei very much, he was aunty.

You Mei is not embarrassed at all.

And said, take the initiative to say, I like to be on it, and I can find a sense of galloping, wild, femdom, and conquest on it.

Men conquer the world, women conquer men, honestly!

......

Or listen to the story.

The story of Sister Wan'er and Brother Huaizhong.

β€œ...... Chivalrous and heroic, majestic, do you think, who doesn't love such a man? General Fang was not confused when he was approaching, it was the most attractive time for a man, Mo said that it was Sister Wan'er, when I saw him, they were all ......."

"How?

"What else, love at first sight! I can tell you, Xiao Fang Yin, at that time, your Aunt Mei was also a high-minded and arrogant person, even if he was a wealthy and powerful man, the prince and grandson, he didn't have to talk about it, he wanted that wishful man, as long as he liked it......"

It turned out that it was a love triangle, and Daoist Fang was in high spirits, and his face was excited: "What happened later?

"Later, at that time, your Aunt Mei saw it at a glance, and Sister Wan'er also took a fancy to Fang Xie at a glance, that is, your father General Fang, that is, our brother Huaizhong. "Our, you know, it is inevitable to be jealous, but You Mei is an extraordinary woman:"Sister Wan'er, I said it at the time. Said I must marry him. If I can't marry him. I'm going to become a monk, become a nun, and never marry again for the rest of my life!"

It turned out that he was still chasing him upside down, and now the Taoist priest below is almost impressed by his father: "I can't think of it, I can't see it, my father was so romantic back then!"

Old General Fang will never be romantic. And it's You Mei's dream lover back then, the only idol, so no one is allowed to slander -

"You think that your father was more handsome than you back then, a hundred times more handsome!"

"Speaking of appearance, you are not as good as Xiao Murong, Xiao Murong is ten times stronger than you!"

"There were more people who chased your father back then, than the fish in the Jinling River, and there were more than 180 princesses alone. Can you? Can you?"

"I said Aunt Mei, you're exaggerating!" Disgraced: "The previous dynasty, let's just say the previous dynasty, can there be more than one hundred and eighty princesses?"

"That's not important, the important thing is that Brother Huaizhong worries about the world first, and the world is happy and cola, he just wants to cultivate himself and level the world, he doesn't want to start a family at all. "Tell a story, it's inevitable to exaggerate, for Fang Yin, Long Jiaojiao is a child, and for You Mei, Fang Yin is also a child: "Don't talk about the more than one hundred and eighty princesses, even if it's me, even if it's Sister Wan'er, Brother Huaizhong won't take a straight look, pity the two of us, wait at the entrance of the noble alley early in the morning, wait for half a month, and don't say a word......"

This, if you don't accept it, General Fang is a ten-ten, 100 percent upright gentleman.

Different from Daoist Fang, Daoist Fang laughed and said: "If you don't take a straight look, it means that there is a ghost in your heart, hahahahaha!"

"Yes, your father has a ghost in his heart, if your father didn't have a ghost in his heart at that time, then there would be no later story, and there would be no ghost head like you, who pretended to be a turtle. ”

β€œ......”

"Xiao Fang Yin, let me tell you, when it comes to this great marriage, your Aunt Mei is a great hero!" Speaking of this is the point, Daoist Fang pricked up his ears: "Yes, I am especially charming, neither of which is as good as Sister Wan'er, but only this person's eyesight is more accurate than anyone else!" People are not plants and trees, who can be ruthless, Sister Wan'er first saw Brother Huaizhong in front of Baihualou, Brother Huaizhong first saw Sister Wan'er at the entrance of Guiren Alley, all at a glance, just a glance, I knew that the vine was going to climb the tree, and the old cow was going to eat the tender grass, the two of them were you and I also had the intention, that's it-"

"It's done!" "Daoist Fang, elated, forgetful: "Hit it off, it's done!"

"It's done, but you have to know, Aunt Mei and I have spent a lot of effort in the middle, and how much effort I have made, just say the same-" That's the case, back then, Brother Huaizhong and Sister Wan'er were both soft-skinned and thin-skinned, and they were both first loves, and they were very inexperienced, if it wasn't for You Mei: "This kind of thing, pay attention to a quick word, make up your mind, and make a quick decision, so as not to have too many dreams at night-" That's a plan, it's about the old:" Mr. Yu, I had a good relationship with General Fang back then, so I asked Mr. Yu to invite him to drink, of course not in Baihualou-"

It's in the old home, that is, the big harem.

The big harem was not big back then, less than one-tenth of what it is now.

"Two people drank, chatting while drinking, and when I saw that I was almost drunk, I came out to accompany the drink......"

"It should be said that it is wine. ”

"As soon as your father sees me, he will leave, you should know what kind of person your father is, and he is not stupid......"

"Bumped into Sister Wan'er. ”

"Tut-tut, it's worthy of a wooden head, it's really smart, you say, you say it. ”

"I don't know how I stayed, I don't know how I poured too much, but I do know that the next morning, the two of them must have slept in the same bed, and they were stripped naked-"

"The most clichΓ©d approach is often the most effective. ”

"Yes, if you really can't argue, it will only get darker and darker, no matter what happened that night, whether my father admits it or not, Sister Wan'er will definitely cry and cry and look for death and life, you and Yu Lao will definitely fan the flames inside and outside, poor Brother Huaizhong I was ruined in a moment, and I had no choice but to obey. ”

"I'm kind, you see. ”

"Understood, Fang Yin understood. ”

"You want me, you have to understand. ”

"I understand, I understand. ”

"Without Aunt Mei, there would be no you. You have to understand. ”

"Understood, understood. Well, that's true. Aunt Mei is really a great hero!"

"Wooden head, I haven't talked about it yet, you understand, how do you want me to go on, go on?"

β€œ......”

"I'm here, I'm not a merit, I want a reward, speaking of your father. Your father, that's, that's, it's so hard to deal with!"

β€œ......”

"He drinks a lot, he has good martial arts, Yu Lao is drunk and he is not drunk, he wants to run away when he sees that it is not good, wooden head, you say, you say, and no one bullies him. Why did he run?"

β€œ......”

"Because, ah, he can't stop it. I gave him an aphrodisiac. ”

"Huh?"

"However, but Brother Huaizhong's person is really not messy, it can be said that his concentration is excellent, and the spirits and aphrodisiacs are generally not able to lower him, so he sees that it is not good, so he wants to run-"

"Why, why didn't you run away?"

"Because I couldn't see that I was really going to do it, I gave him a black stick from behind and hit him in the back of the head before he ran away, knocking him down. ”

"Holy!"

No wonder, Old General Fang never mentioned this matter, let alone Fang Yin, even Rob didn't know.

"I'm kind, you see. ”

β€œ......”

At this time, Fang Yin understood that Aunt Mei's merits were higher than the sky, don't say that the stick hit the general's head, and the drunken Lang matched-

With this scheming and decisiveness, You Mei is definitely a ruthless corner!

In fact, if You Mei wanted to rob her, Sister Wan'er would definitely not be able to rob her, because her Sister Wan'er was already so drunk that she was unconscious.

What's more, Sister Wan'er pities her for being lonely and loves her intelligence, if she knows that she has a heart, she will never rob her.

Because of this, You Mei gave in.

If not, the next morning, the person lying next to Fang Xie crying and crying for death and life must be You Mei.

The husband is indisputable, so there is no especially.

Therefore, without You Mei, there would be no Fang Yin.

Therefore, this mother, Aunt Mei will not want you to call in vain.

All of the above is nonsense!

Just because of bad intentions!

You Mei, the reason why I want to tell this story to Fang Yin is because You Mei fell in love with Fang Yin: "Back then, Sister Wan'er married Brother Huaizhong, and then gave birth to you, and then I married Long Zhen, and then became pregnant with Jiaojiao-"

As a mother-in-law: "That year, that day, Sister Wan'er hugged you, pointed to my big belly and said, Mei'er, if you give birth to a boy, you will be Fang'er's brother with a different surname, if you give birth to a girl-"

Fingertips for marriage!

Marriage is originally a three-life determination,

A hundred years is a thread.

It's true that a man and a woman are wrong,

Rejoice that enemies are connected.

That's talking about Wu Zen, and peony, not talking about Fang Yin, and Jiaojiao.

"It's okay now, both are beautiful, you and Jiaojiao have been together for a hundred years, you and I are close to each other, Sister Wan'er knows in heaven, and she must be smiling from ear to ear......"

But this little Fang Yin, how did she know that it was even more difficult to deal with than Brother Huaizhong back then: "Aunt Mei, Aunt Mei, don't be in a hurry, why don't you tell me first, what year is that year?"

You Mei thought for a moment and said with a smile: "Longjing is four years old, and the first month is twenty-eight. ”

Fang Yin was silent.

After a while.

"Okay, good, what a clever little ghost, I can't fool you left and right!" You Mei sighed and said helplessly: "Yes, yes, Aunt Mei was not pregnant with Jiaojiao at that time, so she didn't say anything about marriage." ”

"My father hit you with a black stick, that's because he is willing, it's called Zhou Yu beating Huang Gai, one is willing to fight, one is willing to fight!" The turtle man is not only iron-shelled, but also hard-hearted: "You love me, you have to understand." ”

"You don't want to?"

"I don't want to. ”

"Really?"

"I really don't want to. ”

"Because of Lin Dai?"

β€œ......”

Fang Yin took a deep breath and slowly exhaled: "Not bad!"

"Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry, why don't you tell me, what year is that year?

Fang Yin thought about it for a while, and was shocked at the moment!

If it has already been decided, why bother?

Also compare yourself, which one is better?

Still hesitating, why don't you have both?

It's not good, it's not good! It's not good!

......

So, the stupid turtle can't fight the vixen, even if he is a little clever.

Since you have called out, how can you get a voice!

Of course, for this stupid son-in-law, the mother-in-law You Mei is still very satisfied, but he is very good, but there is only one bad thing, but he is not straightforward enough-

"You idiot, you're in love with me, you don't even know it!" (To be continued......)