Chapter 63: The Greatest Rotten Man of the Becoming a God Trilogy

The secret to creating cool essays is that there is no secret. Maybe someone will scold people, your uncle, Mr. Hao, you are teasing us, you are playing with words. Wu Dalang, how do you understand this sentence.

Wu Dalang first grabbed his fat cheeks, and then scratched his fat cheeks, and said: "The secret of this harmony and becoming a god is that there is no secret, and harmony is very Tao, all of which mean the same thing." Think about it, as long as it's a real cool article, it's going to be popular, right? If it's popular, it's sure to make money, right? Since it's something that can make money quickly, it's hard to be copied, right? If it can be simply copied, it will violate the economic principle that scarcity is expensive!"

Bang Bang Bang ...... , Mr. Hao took the lead in applauding again, and he spoke well, even better than I imagined. I didn't expect that our Wu Dalang classmates could also use a dialectical point of view to look at this problem, which is very good and has a unique way, providing a fresh path for our future creation.

Therefore, if you want to create a cool text, you go to read any book, including "How Shuangwen is Made", it may only be an auxiliary role, so to speak, for example, Shuangwen is a big goose, those so-called secrets of creating Shuangwen are all equivalent to a kang room, you think about it, there are more kang rooms, if there are no fertilized healthy goose eggs, can you hatch a goose?

Bang Bang Bang ...... , It's a good story, it's easy to say, and when you talk about it, it's such a mysterious thing, and it becomes very textured.

Students, don't always think about opportunism in one step, you should work hard, religiously understand, work hard to support your family, and enlightenment can rejuvenate the country!

Bang Bang Bang ...... Well, that's a good story!

Teacher Hao took a sip of tea and continued to talk. Although both the Fire Book and the Red Book are unattainable, what I am going to teach you below is a method of creating a pseudo-Red Book.

Hehe, look at your confused appearance, classmate Wu Dalang, tell me, what do you think of the pseudo-red book?

Wu Dalang picked his buttocks, and half of the classmates in the classroom suddenly tightened their chrysanthemums.

Wu Dalang continued: "The pseudo-red book should be a kind of book between Xiaobaiwen and Huoshu, which is relatively easy to use, but it will definitely not become a red book that will be famous for centuries, so it is called pseudo-red book!"

Bang Bang Bang ...... , Teacher Hao took the lead in applauding, no wonder Wu Dalang's Chinese test can be close to a full score, you look at Wu Dalang's answers, it is close to or even beyond the standard answers, this is understanding, everyone learn from Wu Dalang.

Teacher Hao continued, the creation method of this pseudo-red book is also called white and red, Wu Dalang, tell you about your understanding.

Wu Dalang scratched his head and immediately began to make a big fuss, saying that the white in the white refers to the small white text, and the red in the white naturally refers to the red book. The white is transparent and red, which is naturally the effect of using Xiaobaiwen as a carrier to write a red book.

Bang Bang Bang ......

Wu Dalang in the applause of the encouragement, is a spring of talent, further exertion, said that the white red is like the magic of the devil, with everyone like to see the little white text as a carrier, slowly the inspiration and truth to the reader, then the reader will like this kind of pseudo-red book very much, reading is not only a pleasure, but also more or less gained, so the pseudo-red book should be the development trend of the future online text.

Bang Bang Bang ...... Teacher Hao applauded and praised Wu Dalang, saying, if Wen Shuang is the audience, I really think that this is Teacher Hao and Wu Dalang playing a double reed, this Wu Dalang, hard work, serious understanding, must have the potential to become a god!

Mr. Hao continued, the truth of white and red is such a truth, but it is easier said than done, you must know that in this world, as long as it is stained with a red letter, it is not so easy to succeed.

Next, I will talk about the specific operation method of white and red, and Mr. Hao took a sip of tea first.

Bang Bang Bang ...... , Applause naturally can't stop, Mr. Hao's lecture needs an atmosphere, everyone works together to make the atmosphere warmer, and more enthusiastic, so that Mr. Hao's talent can be forced out as much as possible.

Well, first of all, nature is creativity, if creativity falls into clichés, if you want to make this book popular, it will inevitably get twice the result with half the effort, and the biggest possibility is that there is another eunuch's garbage book.

Creativity started from the traditional martial arts era of Jin Yong Gulong, and went to the Xianxia world of Zhuxian mortals, as well as the new era of various systems that are now in full swing, from the god-level rag king fan system to the loser system, the lazy system, and the bullying of the weak upgrade system, students, I said that your creativity, can you not be limited to imitation, there is a new creativity?

Okay, now that we've talked about the structure and direction of creativity, all that's left is to use your brain and think about the idea of your new book!

With creativity, the next thing to be finalized is naturally the protagonist, the protagonist's name must be atmospheric and loud, just like two artists named a netizen surnamed Qi his child's name, Qi Delong, atmospheric but not loud enough. Qi East Wall, loud but not atmospheric enough, all have certain defects, only Qi Delong East Wall, hehe, is the most atmospheric and loudest.

When we name our own works of pig's feet, we must put a lot of effort into it, from the birth date of the pig's feet, to his five elements attributes, of course, the most important thing is to shout Shun Mouth, because your pig's feet are going to be on fire with your book, how can you be arbitrary.

Just like the Condor Hero Guo Jing, just like the Eagle Hero Yang Guo, which one is not like thunder, which one is not a cowhide boom, even if it is some supporting roles, the East Evil West Poison Southern Emperor and the Northern Beggar, it is enough to establish Jin Yong's Taishan Beidou status of traditional martial arts, and even some soy sauce names, like what Ouyang Ke, Mei Chaofeng, Sha Tongtian, and the old naughty boy, are also thunderous, so, about the naming and character shaping, everyone will study Jin Yong's Condor series a few more times, and when a small supporting role in your book is thunderous, you will succeed, and it is difficult to think about it if you are not popular!

Bang Bang Bang ......

The plot must be simple, at least at the beginning, the plot should be simple, just like the battle between Bald Qiang and Xiong Daxiong Er for logging or not, just like the fight between Xiyangyang and the gray wolf for whether to eat sheep or not, the simpler and more straightforward the plot, the better, otherwise there will be a lot of settings first, who has the leisure time to watch?

The IQ of the pig's feet must be close to that of an idiot in trivial matters, otherwise how can he pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger?

Bang Bang Bang ......

However, the pig's feet must not be confused in major matters, otherwise the reader will think that he is an idiot with a pig's foot, and at worst he will think that he is an idiot of the author!

Hahaha...... , snap pop......

Okay, the idea is finalized, pig's feet, and a few classic supporting roles, it is easy to draw out the sense of hierarchy, what is the situation of ordinary people, what is the level of the Seven Monsters of Jiangnan and Qiu Chuji, and then there is the Venerable Master of Shatongtian. These are all scraps without martial arts origins.

followed by Guo Jing, Huang Rong, Ouyang Ke and others, who are making progress all the time. The reference standard is Mei Chaofeng, the outcast of Peach Blossom Island, looking at its nine yin and white bone claws, it is enough to laugh at the rivers and lakes.

The last level, naturally, is the East Evil West Poison Southern Emperor and North Beggar, with such a layered coordinates, the strength of the pig's feet, in the coordinate system, it is naturally clear, and it is refreshing to see it!

With such a skeleton, it is easy to fill it with things. For example, in the loser system, when others are thinking about how to be diligent and thrifty, pig's feet are thinking about how to lose, when the plan is thorough and the effort is constantly going to the loser, the comedic effect will come out.

In the same way, the lazy man system, when the traditional virtue of hard work and prosperity has been subverted for thousands of years, when you have to rack your brains to complete the task of the lazy person in order to increase the ability of the pig's feet, the comedic effect comes.

Another example, helping others is happy to upgrade the system, others are stepping on the tired white bones to climb up, but the pig's feet are everywhere to help others and climb up. Others often meditate and practice for hundreds of years, but Pig's Feet is idle everywhere to see if anyone needs help, when others are fighting to death, Pig's Feet just cares if you need help, and if you grasp these novel main lines, the novel will laugh constantly, and it will naturally be able to make people's eyes shine.

Okay, students, in order to let you understand these novel ideas more directly, Wu Dalang, please use losers, lazy people, helpers, and bullying the weak to upgrade pig's feet, each with an example!

Wu Dalang picked his buttocks, bit his fingers disgustingly and said: "The most ruined thing I can think of is to buy two bowls of soy milk at a time, drink one bowl, and pour one bowl ......."

All right...... Bang Bang Bang ......

Wu Dalang continued to play: "The laziest thing that I can think of is to sleep until you wake up naturally, and it is best not to wake up from now on......."

Hahaha...... Bang Bang Bang ......

Wu Dalang continued to bite his fingers and said: "The most helpful thing that Wu Dalang can think of is to help the groom enter the cave room......"

Hahaha, Wu Dalang, you're going to die!

Wu Dalang continued to bite his fingers, and said in a lofty voice: "I Wu Dalang can think of the most bullying thing for the weak, which is to punch the Nanshan Nursing Home and kick the Beihai Kindergarten!"

Hahaha...... Bang Bang Bang ......

Teacher Hao laughed and took the lead in applauding, do you hear it, students, our creative space is so vast, as long as you use your brain, the author of the next pseudo-red book is you!

Therefore, we must be bold and cautious. We just want to subvert the tradition, we just want to blind the eyes of those who are jealous, others say to worship immortals, and some people want to punish immortals, and the result is successful. Others said that they wanted to get rid of demons, and some people asked for demons, and the result was successful. Wu Dalang, can you give you an idea similar that everyone hasn't thought of yet, so that one of us here can become famous immediately!

Okay, papapa...... , Wu Dalang is great, Wu Dalang is mighty!