Chapter 62: The Best Rotten Man Nine of the Trilogy of Becoming a God
When it comes to the art of scolding, everyone should have heard a sentence, that is, loyalty is good for deeds, and good medicine is good for disease. All we have to do is to sugarcoat the shells, give the bitter medicine, and add a touch of sweet wax skin.
Because today's children are more fragile, we don't know how to use art to deal with the head drink, which may make him feel empowered, but it is more likely to let him stop cooking, what we want to pass on is positive energy, not a vicious villain who is suspected of strangling newcomers.
Therefore, the premise of scolding is to learn to praise people. Wu Dalang, please talk about your views.
Wu Dalang is now more and more like a fish in water, habitually scratched his big fat buttocks, and said: "Writers, vanity is relatively strong, and they are all more narcissistic, no matter how bad a book is, as long as you look carefully, you will definitely be able to find the bright spot of sesame mung beans, what you have to do is to compare this faint bright spot to the sun, what stars hold the moon, there is no way to describe Mr.'s talent, you are the sun, my Wu Dalang's admiration for you is like the water of the Yangtze River......"
Teacher Hao raised his hand, and Wu Dalang sat down embarrassedly with his hand covering his mouth, otherwise, if he allowed this stunned kind to play, he would not be able to take this lesson.
Mr. Hao said lightly that Wu Dalang said very well, what is art, art is a reasonable amplification in order to deepen everyone's impression.
Therefore, the art of praising people can compare the bright spot of sesame mung beans to the sun, but that effect is not the best, because it is too fake, and others can see at a glance that you are patting on the back. That would lose the charm of art, and only add some philistine vulgarity. If you use such a fake sugar coating to wrap your poisonous tongue, it is estimated that the author will definitely beat you when he is by your side!
We can do this, that is, to exaggerate the highlights of their sesame mung beans to a reasonable extent, for example, to exaggerate them into sparks, which is completely acceptable.
However, what we need to do next is to make the author understand that a spark can start a prairie fire!
Bang Bang Bang ...... , Wu Dalang applauded excitedly, slapped his face, what he said is really good, my Wu Dalang's future happiness depends on this. Hehe, Wu Dalang, who was stunned, actually thought of it immediately, and applying this method to pickling girls can be regarded as a bypass!
We want to treat the sick and save people, so that the author understands what his advantages are, and magnify this advantage reasonably, and then extend it. Any author has a dream, but the tribulations of real life force the author to bury his dream deep in his heart. We are kind enough to re-excavate the author's dream, so that the author can be open-minded and release the accumulated energy, of course, it can shine. When an advantage rises to the size of the sun, even if there are some black spots on it, it is flawed, just like a beauty mole, adding this black mole will make it even more beautiful.
Hehe, did you see it, the art of scolding is here, you say that his shortcomings are all beauty moles, and he still turns his face with you, you can smoke him.
Bang Bang Bang ...... , good, good, this kind of scolding art is really amazing, the scolded person is completely a kind of enjoyment, such a scolding, we want to hear it every day!
Okay, let's take a newcomer author Tao Qi's work "God-level Broken King" to make a specific discussion, this book, the first tens of thousands of words are exactly like Coke, it's very refreshing to drink, but it's gone after a few hiccups, this is what we want to say to Tao Qi, but, if you say that directly, Tao Qi is not a fool, he can naturally understand, you are saying that his articles have no depth, and he only knows how to pursue a cool word.
The result is to turn away those readers who really have levels, and if this book has always been in the style of the first tens of thousands of words, maybe it will be able to advance to the ranks of the fire book, but it will definitely not be able to get to the red book, no matter how cool the book is, if it does not have an unforgettable connotation, if it can't make people in their old age, they can still remember that there is a book called "God-level Broken King", then it can't be called a red book. The follow-up goal of "God-level Tattered King" should be the fire book first, and then the red book. It should be unforgettable depth, that is, the god-level tattered king, you have to watch it when you die!
Bang Bang Bang ...... , If we describe the prospect of this book to Tao Qi like this, even if it is a little suspicious of Xiaobaiwen in the tens of thousands of words in front of him, but it is still flawed, and Xiaobaiwen is also lethal, that is, it is easy to be accepted by readers, "God-level Rag King" is still missing an opportunity against the sky, otherwise, it would have soared into the sky.
Hehe, our sycophants are already so artistic, I don't believe that gluttony can still accept it.
Ye Qing was already teary-eyed, cough, I can't listen to Teacher Hao's class, people with a bad heart may burp when they listen to it. After Ye Qing came down from this class, he cried a few times and laughed countless times, but fortunately, Ye Qing is an immortal cultivator, and his physique and nerves can still bear it.
Teacher Hao took a few sips of tea in a row, and snapped...... , The students below can't stand it, and some have already begun to hug each other, slap their faces and scratch their hair, this is the rhythm of exploding people!
Unexpectedly, Teacher Hao pressed his hand and said, "Children, don't get excited, I talked too much, and my mouth is a little dry!"
Hahaha...... Mr. Hao is the best!
What we're going to talk about next is the rhythm of a book, some newcomer friends, hey, there are a lot of words, and there is no problem with three thousand words in a chapter, hehe, there are only three paragraphs in total.
Hahaha...... ,It's nothing.,I've seen the whole chapter without segments.,It's the rhythm of suffocating people!
Students, there are only three rhythms in a book, one is long and short sentences, one is punctuation, and the other is paragraphs.
In the case of segmentation, we advocate one or two periods as a natural paragraph. That kind of article is neither too loose nor tiring to read.
But not all of them, and clever use of the art of segmentation can enhance the rhythm of your article. Let's put it this way, when the plot is tense, then there are a lot of segments, preferably a full stop.
If you want to describe the scenery or lyrically, then you can make it a little longer. In that case, the reader will brew enough feelings and be more impressed by the plot of your book.
Long and short sentences are not ancient words, but real long and short sentences. Similar to the principle of segmentation, when the plot is tense, use more short sentences, and the speed should be fast, just like flying immortals outside the sky, swishing to fly, so that the opponent and the reader's chrysanthemum suddenly tightened!
Hahaha...... Bang Bang Bang ......
And when describing lyrically or scenery, you might as well use the long rainy alley sentence style, he Wu Dalang hopes to meet a girl like a lilac.
Hahaha...... Bang Bang Bang ......
Well, let's talk about the use of punctuation, some newcomers like to use special symbols indiscriminately, as can be seen from the nicknames of some penguins.
No matter how different your screen name is, no one will say anything about you, but you use so many weird symbols in the book, not only can you not spread it wirelessly, but the editor and readers are also very disgusted, this must be the rhythm of death!
You know, a really good chef is one who can make green vegetables and tofu into a delicacy in the world.
Therefore, as long as you use the most basic commas, periods, greetings, and ellipses, the rhythm of your essay will naturally come out.
Okay, students, let's talk about how to create Shuangwen, I believe everyone has read the clumsy work "How Shuangwen is Made", but what I want to talk about next is what I have just recently researched, and there is no one in any book in the entire universe.
Bang Bang Bang ...... , This must be applauded, even if we can't create a classic red book, we can make a fire book in two years, hehe, that's not a profit.
Everyone's love is high, and the waist pole is straighter than the javelin, it seems that everyone's desire to create cool texts is really not ordinary!
And Ye Qing also released his divine sense, including the abnormality of Mr. Hao's heartbeat and pulse, Ye Qing didn't plan to let it go, Ye Qing had already made up his mind, he must learn how to create cool essays, in that way, not only to speed up the pace of becoming a god on his own network, but also to help more newcomers and new book authors and friends, in fact, it doesn't matter if you make money or not, in our global black card, there is a lot of money, the key is that we must help others for fun, otherwise, how can we upgrade!
Teacher Hao took a sip of tea and said that if you want something, you will suffer, and if you have no desire, you will be strong. This can only be used on the author himself, you can't ask the reader, hey, that guy who reads the book, you must not expect too much from the book, otherwise you will be very miserable.
cough, who has a problem, it's better to spend money reading books to find guilt, it's better to abandon the text directly.
You can't ask readers not to have **, they are all men and women in the red dust, what are you doing with that thing. Asking people to read a book, and they must also practice what kind of Taoist art without desire and inaction, that is not scientific!
For hearty slaps in the face, large, medium and small abuse of opponents or self-abuse, highlighting the opponent's strength, and then killing the opponent after he has made a trick, etc., these old-fashioned practices, I have repeatedly clarified in my clumsy work, and you can also search for them on Du Niang, and I will not repeat these Wen Shuang.
Everyone, pay attention and listen, the secret of the creation of Shuangwen that I am about to talk about is the only one in the entire universe that has no semicolon, that is, the secret of creating Shuangwen is, cough, it seems that your love is still not high enough, I'll take a few sips of tea first!