Chapter 366: The Troublemaker

Tang Seng still pretended to be deaf and dumb, Zhu Bajie was itchy to hear it, and said to Tang Seng: "Master, the donor is talking to you, why are you pretending not to pay attention?"

Tang Seng scolded: "You evil animal, we are monks, how can we move mortal hearts?"

The old woman transformed by Li Shan's mother was about to continue to hook up with words, but the scholar, who had been silent, suddenly slapped his palms twice and said: "The elder of the Tang Dynasty is right, the six roots of the monks are pure, and they must not move their hearts, and the old lady still has to force them." Xiaosheng is tired of wandering around all these years, and is looking for a clean place to spend the rest of his life, if the old lady doesn't give up, how about I join your house?"

Sun Monkey almost laughed, knowing that it was a few Bodhisattvas who had incarnated, he probably knew what a few Bodhisattvas with bad tastes wanted to do. Among the four masters and apprentices, Zhu Bajie is lustful by nature, and he is only afraid that he will ruin the reputation of Buddhism along the way, so it is necessary to beat it in advance, so that he will be a little more restrained in the future.

This scholar is interesting, he really wants to get involved without knowing it, he has such a mind, but he is afraid that a few bodhisattvas will not end well. A mortal followed him into Zhuangzi, and this mortal was quite eager to enter the village, so that this scene would not be good to play again.

Li Shan's mother was dumbfounded, she regretted that she let this book enter Zhuangzi, this time she was entrusted by Guanyin to test a few monks, and it was really troublesome for a mortal to stir up the situation. Seeing the scholar's eager face and bent on getting rich, she didn't know how to shirk it for a while, and when she was embarrassed, there was a ring sound, and her three flower-like daughters walked out.

"My family wants to recruit a few strong laborers, these four elders are just right, you scholar is too weak. I'm afraid that I won't be able to support the family business. ”

It was Guanyin's changed eldest daughter who spoke. With her to relieve the siege, Lishan's mother doesn't have to be embarrassed anymore. said with a smile: "Zhenzhen is right, the people my family wants to recruit are strong laborers, not weak scholars." Zhenzhen, love, pity, come and meet the three elders from the Tang Dynasty, they will be a family in the future. ”

The three delicate daughters stepped forward to salute Tang Seng and the four of them, and the shy Tang Seng tilted his face to the side. Sun Wukong and Sha Seng don't squint, only Zhu Bajie can see that his eyes are straight. Bajie's heart was itching, but Tang Seng kept refusing, he could only be anxious on the side, looking at the scholar with an unkind face, worried that the damn scholar would rob the good thing that came to the door.

Zhu Bajie's worries were not unreasonable, and when he saw the three delicate beautiful scholars, his eyes lit up, and he stood up and said: "I have seen the three young ladies, and what Miss Zhenzhen said Xiaosheng does not approve, although Xiaosheng is only a weak scholar." But I have been practicing Taoism, and I am much stronger than ordinary people. Besides, I was born in a farming family since I was a child, and I am very skilled in plowing the fields, and I am even more good at managing the family business. ”

Zhenzhen, who had changed Guanyin, felt a little impatient when she saw that the scholar was unrelenting, but she had already investigated, and this scholar was just a mundane, and she didn't think about it deeply. Tang Seng was teased by the four mothers and daughters, and he was so happy that someone came out to take the cylinder, so he also helped the scholar speak: "The four female donors, since they have a suitable blade for the rich, why should they be difficult for the poor monks? ”

Zhen Zhen bowed and said: "The elder doesn't know, the three of us sisters have to recruit sons-in-law, even if this scholar can manage the family business, there is only one person. The four elders came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and it happened that our mother and daughter were also four people, but they were not destined by God to marry, and they should form a good match with the four elders. ”

Jiang Haoze said with an angry face: "I, Zhao Ritian, am not convinced, although I am only one person, I also learned the method of fighting when I was young, and I will definitely be able to serve the three young ladies properly." ”

This is a pirated version of Zhu Bajie's lines, in the original book, the old pig quietly found the mother and daughter and the four agreed to join the family, and when the old lady asked him which daughter he wanted to marry, the nerd replied like this. Later, the Bodhisattva played Zhu Bajie and asked him to blindfold and catch which, and he couldn't catch any of the nerds, so he thought about his mother-in-law. ”

Zhu Bajie said such a thing, and the four Bodhisattvas could have a joking mind and play a good trick on Bajie. It's just that this scholar named Zhao Ritian, an ordinary man, actually said such words, and the four Bodhisattvas also became a little angry, and the old lady who was transformed by Li Shan's mother was furious: "How can this be reasonable! You alone occupy my three daughters, how can there be such a good thing?"

Zhu Bajie looked at Jiang Haoze with a fierce face, eager to kill this damn guy with a rake, if this guy really occupied other people's three daughters, then what happened to his old pig. Seeing the old lady angrily refused, he just breathed a sigh of relief, but saw the damn scholar and said: "This matter is easy, I have a few companions who live in Zhangjia Village not far away, all of them are strong and able to run the family business, the old lady let the four elders go west to learn the scriptures, how about I call my companions to join the family?"

Zhu Bajie was completely enraged, and the damn guy took advantage of it alone, not to mention, he even went to recruit his companions. He couldn't hide his lust anymore, and shouted: "Why are you so uninteresting as a scholar, the old lady said that you won't recruit scholars, what kind of fun have you been making?"

Jiang Haoze wondered: "The four of you masters and apprentices are unwilling to enter the family, and you are bent on traveling west to learn from the scriptures, so I am ready to find a few companions to replace you, this is the best of both worlds, why is this elder so angry?"

Sun Monkey immediately followed the mending knife and said with a smile: "Bajie, you are in such a hurry, do you want to stay in the debt?"

Zhu Bajie snorted: "Brother Monkey has to joke, this matter has to be considered in the long run." ”

As soon as Zhu Bajie's words fell, Jiang Haoze's scholar suddenly said angrily: "Caring about a fart, the monks have received the ordination, and they should worship the Buddha with peace of mind, how can they be tempted by women and move their hearts?

Tang Seng was almost affected by the Tao before, but Guanyin finally corrected his three views, and after re-brainwashing, he became a staunch Buddhist disciple. Originally, he felt that it didn't matter if he left Zhu Bajie into the house, but at this time, when he heard the scholar say that the monk had ruined the reputation of Buddhism, he immediately dispelled the idea of letting the Bajie choose, and pronounced the Buddha's horn and said: "Amitabha! It is necessary to bind the disciples to abide by the rules and precepts. ”

Zhu Bajie was in a hurry all of a sudden. He whispered to Tang Seng: "Master, this old lady is bent on our master and apprentice. If we don't leave one behind to fulfill her wish, I'm afraid she won't let us go. ”

Tang Seng looked at his nose and said with a heartfelt voice: "You idiot, there is Zhao Shizhu looking for friends to come in, where do you need to worry about it? You can go and feed the horses with peace of mind, if you dare to disobey the rules and precepts, I will ask Wukong to break your legs." ”

Zhu Bajie snorted and didn't dare to speak, Tang Seng rarely let go of cruel words, and kept looking at him as an unpleasant monkey. It's really possible to cut him. The four Bodhisattvas came to try the four masters and apprentices of Tang Seng, and basically had the result, and it was determined that only Zhu Bajie did not abide by the rules and precepts, and originally wanted to change the method to play tricks, but Bajie was also suppressed by Tang Seng, all because of that scholar.

Seeing that Tang Seng made cruel words and did not allow the apprentice to join the family, Li Shan's mother pretended to be angry and said: "You four masters and apprentices don't know what to do, since you don't want to join the family, don't stay here." ”

Jiang Haoze stepped forward and said: "How can the old lady be so ignorant? The eminent monks of the Tang Dynasty are bent on going to the West to worship Buddha and learn scriptures, but you want to let the family fall into the mortal dust." I am not afraid of the Buddha's blame. These four elders are from the Buddhist sect and cannot violate the rules and precepts, and I and a few partners meet the requirements of your son-in-law. Why is this because you take the initiative to join the crowd but push the mountain to block it?"

The old lady sneered: "You scholar is bent on taking the initiative to join the family, you must be greedy for my family's money, if you really recruit you as a son-in-law, I am afraid that it will lead the wolf into the house." ”

Jiang Haoze said lightly: "The old lady is not going to spew blood, could it be that a few elders agreed to stay, so they are not greedy for money and beauty? I think that my appearance is not uglier than that pig elder, and I am not a person in Buddhism, you have been rejecting me thousands of miles away, as long as a few elders are involved, don't you have an ulterior motive?"

Zhu Bajie originally hated the damned scholar for ruining his own good deeds, and when he heard that the scholar compared himself to himself, he also said that he was ugly, and said angrily: "You nerd who doesn't know life and death, dare to arrange your pig grandfather, believe it or not, Lao Tzu built nine blood holes in you?"

"Bajie, don't talk nonsense. ”

Tang Seng stopped Zhu Bajie, Jiang Haoze's words made him suspicious, and it was really unreasonable for the old lady to insist that the four of his masters and apprentices should join him. There are many demons on the way to the west, and many monsters are all under the idea of eating Tang monk's meat, could it be that this old lady and her three daughters are transformed by goblins? Thinking of this, Elder Tang whispered to the monkey: "Wukong, this mother and daughter are extremely good, isn't it demonized?"

Sun Monkey knew that the four were bodhisattvas, not goblins, so he hurriedly said: "Master, my old grandson has seen it with fiery eyes, and the four mother and daughter are not goblins. ”

Tang Seng still felt suspicious, and said: "Isn't it that you are wrong? If the demon spirit is so vast that you can't even see your fiery eyes, what should you do?"

Sun Monkey has always loved face, and when he heard Tang Seng questioning his ability, he was furious and said: "Master why don't you believe in people so much, my old grandson said that if you are not a goblin, you are not a goblin, and the four mother and daughter are obviously the four Bodhisattvas......"

The monkey hurriedly shut up when he said this, and after coming to Zhuangzi, the Bodhisattva had already given him a look, that is, he asked him not to debunk the trick, and he accidentally said it. The four mothers and daughters incarnated by the Bodhisattva were also full of embarrassment, they transformed into shapes to test the four masters and apprentices, and after some punishment, they drifted away, and if they were broken in front of everyone, they would be embarrassed.

Fortunately, Elder Tang hadn't reacted yet, and the monk sometimes called women female bodhisattvas, he thought that the bodhisattvas that the monkey said were mortals, and whispered again: "The four mothers and daughters seem to be female bodhisattvas, I'm worried that they are demonized, Wukong, you take a closer look?"

The four Bodhisattvas couldn't cry or laugh, they were Da Luo Jin Immortals, and they were suspected of being goblins by Tang Seng, a nerd, all because of that scholar. Tang Seng didn't understand what the monkey meant by "Bodhisattva", the four of them avoided embarrassment, and just breathed a sigh of relief, but saw that the scholar suddenly realized: "The old lady and the three young ladies turned out to be the Bodhisattvas in the sky. ”

No matter how slow Tang Seng was to react, he understood it now, and hurriedly stepped forward and saluted: "I don't know which four Bodhisattvas descended to earth?"

Sun Monkey squeezed his eyebrows on the side, as if to say that this is no wonder for my old grandson, the master obviously didn't hear it, and it was all broken by the scholar. The four mothers and daughters looked at each other, they came to play the four masters and apprentices, but they didn't expect to be made unable to get off the stage by a mortal, Tang Seng asked after knowing the truth, and it would be too much to continue pretending, so they could only show their true bodies.

Seeing that it was really four Bodhisattvas, Tang Seng pronounced the Buddha's call and said: "Amitabha! It turns out that it is really four Bodhisattvas who have descended to earth, and the poor monks have taken refuge in my Buddha, and they are bent on going to the West to seek the true scriptures. ”

Tang Seng is a loyal and honest person, but after the four Bodhisattvas were tempted, he would also feel a little unhappy after being debunked on the spot. If the Bodhisattva has already tested Zhu Bajie's color heart, hangs Zhu Bajie all night like the original book, and then leaves a simple post to persuade him, Tang Seng will feel that the Bodhisattva has good intentions. Now that Zhu Bajie seems to have moved his lust heart, and there is nothing out of the ordinary, the Bodhisattva will not be happy to tempt Tang Seng like this.

Guanyin glanced at Zhu Bajie and said: "Tang Seng, I know that you are dedicated to the Buddha, and I didn't want to test you, but Bajie is not easy to think about without Zen, so I am ready to punish you, you have to be careful." ”

"Obediently knocked, it turned out that the four Bodhisattvas went down to the earth to tempt, and my old pig almost fell into the way. ”

Zhu Bajie was secretly glad in his heart, he originally hated the scholar named Zhao Ritian to death, but now he is very grateful to that guy, if it weren't for that guy himself, it would be a joke. The old pig has always been good at shirking responsibility, he moved his lust but did not act out of the ordinary, he could completely push it away, so he said with a dissatisfied face: "Bodhisattva, don't wronged people, since I received the ordination, I am determined to protect the master in the west to learn scriptures and seek a positive result, where is Sifan?"

Guanyin was beaten by the nerd, and sneered: "Bajie, you don't have to quibble, among the four of you masters and apprentices, you are the only one who has a mind about entering the house, isn't it that I still wronged you?"

Since the Bodhisattva doesn't believe in my old pig, why did he let Master Bao learn scriptures from the West? Where did I think about it, I saw that the four mothers and daughters who had been transformed by the Bodhisattva earnestly asked me to wait for the Bodhisattva, thinking that you were transformed by the goblins, so I just tried it a little, where did I know that it would be the Bodhisattva who played with me. ”

Zhu Bajie has a clever tongue, because this monkey has suffered his losses, and Tang Seng, who has soft ears, is easy to believe his words. Previously, Tang Seng also suspected that the mother and daughter were goblins, Zhu Bajie took this to talk about things, Tang Seng believed a little more, and once again pronounced the Buddha's horn and said: "It seems that the Bodhisattva misunderstood the eight precepts, and the four of my master and apprentice worked together to seek the true scriptures, and the Bodhisattva should not be tested again in the future, so as not to have a gap between our master and apprentice." (To be continued......)