[0377] White horse is not a horse
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When the guards at the city gate saw it, they immediately stopped the man and said sharply, "You old man, hurry up and dismount, Handan City forbids anyone to ride a horse, otherwise, they will be punished for a felony." ”
Zhao Liang and the three of them were also at the gate of the city, but Zhao Liang had seen that person, this person was Gongsun Long in the Jixia School Palace, he debated the five elements of yin and yang with Zou Yan, although he was defeated in the end, but I have to say that this person is indeed an eloquent, and ordinary people are by no means his opponents.
Gongsun Long rode on the horse, stroked his beard, and said with a smile, "I'm not a horse, you are mistaken." ”
"I think you're confused, it's obviously a horse. The guard glared at him and said.
Gongsun Long continued, "I'm a white horse, not a horse. ”
"A white horse is a horse, are you a fool to me?" said the guard, very annoyed.
As he spoke, Gongsun Long took out a black thing from his sleeve and asked the guard, "Okay, let me ask you, what is this?"
It seems that Gongsun Long is definitely prepared, otherwise how could the props be so well prepared?
"It's fungus. The guard looked at it and said.
Gongsun Long asked, "Then let me ask you, is the fungus an ear?"
"It's ......," the guard didn't know how to answer.
"If the fungus is an ear, if you are deaf, I will change the fungus. ”
"You ......," the guard said angrily.
Gongsun Long took out a small green fruit from his sleeve again and asked, "Let me ask you again, what is this?"
"Hmph, I don't know. The guard replied simply,
"I sue you, this is a croton, is a croton a bean?"
"Hmph. The guard snorted angrily.
"If the croton is a bean, I invite you to drink croton soup. ”
The guards didn't hum anymore and didn't speak at all.
Gongsun Long took out a shelled gadget from his sleeve and asked, "What do you think this is?"
"Snails. The guard said with a full of anger, if it weren't for Gongsun Long's age, he would have been fighting each other a long time ago.
Gongsun Long asked again, "Is that snail a cow?"
"Nonsense, no. The guard said with a grim face.
Gongsun Long finally concluded, "It's good that you know. Since the fungus is not an ear, the croton is not a bean, and the snail is not a cow, then my white horse is naturally not a horse. ”
"You ......" When the guard heard this, he almost fainted, Nima, where are you doing this? However, it sounds like that's really the case, and I don't know how to refute him.
Seeing the guard's expression, Gongsun Long said triumphantly, "Get out of the way, I'm not riding a horse, but a white horse, Handan City only prohibits people from riding horses, but it doesn't prohibit people from riding white horses." ”
"I ...... I can't let you in. "The guard wasn't stunned by Gongsun Long.
Gongsun Long said angrily, "Then you are unreasonable." ”
The three of them witnessed the whole process on the side, and felt that Gongsun Long was really good, Zhao Qian said, "This person is such a powerful debater, although you obviously know that he is arguing with strong words, but you just can't argue with him." ”
Zhao Liang nodded and said, "That's right, Gongsun Long is known for his sophistry, this guard guard, where is his opponent? I think in this world, except for Zou Yan, there is no one who is his opponent." ”
Listening to the person behind him, he stammered, "Who...... Who...... Say...... Say ......"
"Who are you?" Zhao Qian asked with a frown.
The man stammered again, "I'...... I...... I...... I...... Called......"
"Just say the name. Zhao Liang reminded.
The man directly popped out two words, "Han Fei." ”
Zhao Liang arched his hand and asked, "Brother Han, what's the matter with you?"
"This ...... This...... This...... Heaven ......" Han Fei blushed and his neck was thick, and it seemed that his stuttering was quite strict.
Seeing this, Zhao Liang asked, "It's better to write if you talk too hard, Brother Han, can you write?"
"Yes. ”
Zhao Liang picked up a branch from the ground, handed it to Han Fei, and said, "Okay, come, write on the ground." ”
Han Fei wrote on the ground, "There are so many capable people in this world, how can it be said that no one is the opponent of Gongsun Long?
"Then who else can argue with Gongsun Long?" Zhao Liang couldn't help but ask after reading it.
Han Fei wrote on the ground again, "I can argue with him." ”
When Zhao Qian saw it, she immediately said happily, "You? Just by you? You stammered when you spoke, and you still want to argue with Gongsun Long? You are so funny, I look at the world, you can only argue dumb." ”
"You ......", when Han Fei heard it, he couldn't help but feel a little angry, and continued to write on the ground, "I can refute Gongsun Long with just one sentence." ”
After Zhao Liang saw it, he asked very curiously, "It's so amazing?" ”
Han Fei wrote on the ground, "Adults are not human. ”
Zhao Liang was stunned for a moment, and then came to his senses, and had to admire Han Fei's talent, and raised his thumb and said to Han Fei, "Brother Han is really tall, I'll help you argue with him." ”
After speaking, Zhao Liang stepped forward and said to Gongsun Long, "Oh, isn't this Lord Gongsun? What kind of wind blew you to Zhao Kingdom? Two days ago, I was still in Linzi Jixia School Palace to admire your demeanor." ”
Gongsun Long didn't know Zhao Liang, but when he saw that he was so enthusiastic, he thought he was a fan, so he said with a smile, "This brother, I'm just traveling around to study, I just arrived in Handan today, and I heard that Handan has a rule, that is, you can't ride a horse into the city, so I came over and gave it a try." ”
Zhao Liang said to the guard, "Lord Gongsun Long has made it very clear, he is riding a white horse, not a horse, you should let him into the city quickly." ”
"Who are you, who dare to come to us and point fingers?" said the guard, a little angrily, how did you run into some nervous disorders today?
Seeing this, Zhao Liang comforted the guard, "Don't worry, let's invite Lord Gongsun Long, who is not a human on a white horse that is not a horse, to enter the city." ”
When Gongsun Long heard this, he was not angry, but laughed, got off the horse, and said, "The white horse is not a horse, the adult is not a person, he is really a good debater, I don't know what to call this brother?"
"Under the surname Zhao, this adult is not a person I came up with, a gentleman can't ask for credit. "Zhao Liang is rarely modest.
Gongsun Long asked, "Oh, who is that?" could you please introduce Brother Zhao to me." ”
"It's this Brother Han. Zhao Liang pointed to Han Fei next to him and said.
Gongsun Long clenched his fists and said to Han Fei, "Brother Han, hello, I'm Gongsun Long. ”
"You...... You...... You ......" Han Fei hurriedly returned the salute and stammered.
Zhao Liang saw that Gongsun Long's face was full of surprise, and Han Fei was so painful, so he helped him and said, "His name is Han Fei." ”
Han Fei breathed a long sigh of relief, and couldn't help but think in his heart, talking is really the most painful thing in the world.