【0376】Who farted?

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After a while, I saw a lot of people crowding out of the Ping'an ticket number, and it was one person, it was Zhao Liang, the king of Qi, who was accompanying him, talking and laughing with the king of Qi

Hong Huang hurriedly hid aside, for fear that Zhao Liang would see him and cause trouble

The opening ceremony has ended, and everyone has said goodbye to Zhao Liang

After everyone left, Zhao Liang said to Zhao Qian and Hu Bugui: "Without further ado, the matter of Linzi has been completed, let's prepare to go to Handan."

When he was about to leave the alley, Zhao Liang glanced at the other end of the alley and said, "This stupid girl is here, and she has to hide, I'm afraid that I will say that she will forget it, Zhao Qian, this big vinegar jar is next to it, and it is better to have more than one thing."

Zhao Liang and the three of them walked from Dongcheng to the West Gate, and then went out of the city to take off their swords and flew directly west in the direction of Handan, Zhao State

When Zhao Liang walked out of the alley, Hong Huang walked out of the corner at the other end of the alley, bursting into tears

Brother Zhao Liang, you must come back and marry me, I am a helpless little woman, I just want to find a shoulder to rely on, you must not let me down, I know that the girl Zhao next to me is your wife, I just want to be a concubine or a lover

How did Hong Huang know that Zhao Liang's wife had already been selected, and it was Meng Qinglian who was far away in the Yaksha country

It's just because Meng Qing is merciful and big-minded, so Zhao Liang let her be the main room without hesitation, and he never told Wang Ying and Zhao Qian

Of course, they didn't ask, so Zhao Liang felt that he was not obligated to say

Zhao Liang and the three of them flew forward all the way with flying swords

Bang bang bang

Suddenly, I heard several muffled sounds like human farts

Zhao Qian covered her nose and quickly flashed to the side with a flying sword, and said to Zhao Liang with great disdain: "Can you be a gentleman, don't fart in front of women"

Zhao Liang's face was flushed and he said, "Fart, whoever farted, I didn't fart."

Bang bang bang

Before Zhao Liang's words fell, there were a few muffled sounds, and Hu Bugui next to him also said: "I heard the voice, you can admit it, as the saying goes, people eat grains, who doesn't have a time when they can't hold it, we are not ashamed."

"Lose your sister, if I really fart, can I not admit it, but I really didn't let it go."

Bang bang bang and a few muffled sounds

Zhao Qian and Hu Bugui also felt a little puzzled, this sound was obviously a fart sound, but why didn't they smell any stink, and then looked at Zhao Liang's face without changing color, it is estimated that eighty percent of them have wronged him

Three, you look at me, I see you don't know where the sound came from

So the three of them took the flying sword and fell to the ground to carefully check their belongings

In the end, Zhao Liang finally found the source of the sound, which turned out to be coming from his spatial ring

"What's going on, I'll open it and see," Zhao Liang said that, he opened the space, and a burst of stench filled the air

"Wow, Zhao Liang, what are you, this thing stinks, take it away," Zhao Qian covered her nose and hurriedly ran to the side

Hu Bugui also pinched his nose and said: "Owner, you won't bring a lot of hot Xiang, how can you have such a special fetish?"

"Fetish your sister, don't talk nonsense, let me see it later"

When the smell dissipated, Zhao Liang used his divine sense to go in and take a look, only to see a white rabbit looking around there, jumping over and jumping over for a while

I wiped it, it turned out that this white rabbit was making trouble, and I was so busy that I forgot about it

Last time, Zhao Liang went to Yulan Valley, only to see people going to the building, and there was no trace of Bai Xian and Bai Ling, so he brought this little white rabbit back

At first, Zhao Qian didn't agree, and finally under Zhao Liang's strong persuasion, he reluctantly agreed to take away this little white rabbit, and Zhao Liang put it in the space for more than a month

Only some items can be placed in the storage bag, but not living things, but the space ring is different, not only is the space much larger, but also can put live animals and even people in it

For more than a month, Zhao Liang had been busy, and he had long forgotten about this rabbit, but he didn't expect that this rabbit was still alive and energetic

I haven't fed this little guy for a month, and according to common sense, it should have starved to death a long time ago, right, this is unreasonable

Zhao Liang pondered and released the rabbit, and this guy was very excited when he came out

Zhao Qian frowned and asked, "Why didn't you rabbit die?"

"What do you call it, it's also a little life, you see how cute he is," Zhao Liang said with some dissatisfaction

Zhao Qian snorted and said, "Cute, I think it's a pervert like you."

"This is not a wolf, this is a rabbit, okay," Zhao Liang said very angrily

"That's a Colored Rabbit"

Zhao Liang couldn't help but sneer when he heard this: "I'm rubbing, it's the first time I've heard of the color rabbit, you are really a genius, you can make up your own words."

"Hmph, thank you, I don't dare to be ashamed," Zhao Qian said-for-tat

"You know how to be humble?"

Zhao Qian said: "General, but this rabbit, my sister should like it"

"Oh

In this way, your sister is a kind-hearted animal lover," Zhao Liang couldn't help but rejoice

"She's a foodie and especially loves rabbit meat"

"Your sister," Zhao Liang scolded

Hu Bugui saw that Zhao Liang and the two were arguing for a long time, so he hurriedly came out and persuaded: "I said, Miss Zhao, the owner, shouldn't we be on the road?"

Zhao Liang quarreled with Zhao Qian, and when he saw Hu Bugui saying this, he couldn't help scolding: "On the road, you can't use the word "departure" on your sister's road, or I'll send you on the road."

"Okay, don't spread the fire on me, okay, let's go"

Zhao Liang angrily took the rabbit back into the space ring, but this time he began to pay attention to the rabbit, he wanted to see how the rabbit survived

Zhao Liang and the three of them took off their swords and continued to fly west

Linzi is about more than 600 miles away from Handan, and the three of them flew for more than two hours, and they arrived in the sky above the border of Handan, and when they were about to reach the edge of Handan City, the three of them put away their flying swords and fell to the ground

Handan City is very magnificent, more than ten miles wide and three or four miles wide, and it is one of the largest cities in the Warring States Period

The land of Yan Zhao advocates force, and I saw that many people at the gate of the city were leading horses and waiting to enter the city

"Why don't you ride a horse?" Zhao Liang asked with some confusion

Zhao Qian replied: "Zhao people are martial, almost every family has horses, if they all ride horses in the city, it will not be chaotic, so Handan City prohibits anyone from riding horses, and it is a felony to violate it."

As he was talking, he saw a man riding a tall white horse to the gate of the city