February 15, this morning.

Yuanhe Temple.

Long live my emperor, hundreds of civil and military officials are listed, and there are three things on the agenda today:

One is the annual event, Xingluo Xiandao, Dragon Palace birthday celebration.

One is once every ten years, the mound is sacrificed to the sky, and all countries come to court.

One is once every 10,000 years, the heir of the treasure and the crown prince.

Long live the Lord, at least 10,000 years, so it is said to be once in 10,000 years, or once in 10,000 years.

It's just that the matter of the crown prince of the East Palace is discussed every year, and it is not established every year, and this year is just a formality, and the discussion is also in vain.

The strange thing is that this time, the old emperor changed his words, saying that the reason why he did not stand in previous years is to wait for this year.

Chrysostom said, just this year.

And the mound to worship the sky, all the countries come to the dynasty, is the longjing imperial capital of the ten years of the event, the name of the heavenly dynasty, the pride of China, can be used to raise the prestige of our country, by the way to deter the Japanese Xiaoxiao.

This time, it will be unprecedented, because the Long Jing Dynasty is too powerful!

Everyone in the room thinks so.

As for the annual one, the Dragon Palace birthday program, the civil and military officials are ashamed to open their mouths, so don't mention it.

Just one thing, He's a little girl, who is 18 years old this year.

All in all, these three things, one is more important than the other, so at this time, the eight kings of the Jinluan Palace are all there, and even Prime Minister Yu, who rarely goes to court, also came.

Prime Minister Yu, it's just different, the emperor specially prepared a chair for him to sit on.

Located above the Eight Kings and a group of Jin Wuwei, the dragon chair is in front of the left.

Yu Xiang sat down, steady.

There is only one reason. Yu Xiang. After all, it's the prime minister. is not too emperor, you can't hide behind the curtain every time to read the chapters, and end up with a bad reputation of being at the mercy of the king.

There is also a bell phase.

Among the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty, including the Eight Heavenly Kings, the most dissatisfied and angry is Zhong Xiang!

Zhong Xiang protested again, admonishing each other to death, thinking that he should also have a chair of his own. Lined up in front of the right side of the dragon chair.

As a result, the emperor said that there were no chairs, and there were many pillars.

When Zhong Xiang screamed, tears flowed down in two lines, and he hit the pit on the dragon pillar on the spot!

Later, he was stopped by the Ministry of Rites, Yan Wei, Yan Dayi, and Yan Dayi!

Thenceforth. Yan Shangshu bowed down and spoke up. It means that the Holy Ninety-Five Supreme, how can it be such a child's play, and his mouth is open!

As a result, the old emperor said, so-and-so, you go and bring him a basin.

So-and-so, go and get a basin, a golden basin.

Since ancient times, loyal ministers have many hatreds, and good words persuade a basin, a golden basin, that is, a golden basin to wash hands, this is the saint is extraordinarily gracious, to the old Yan to retreat, tell the old to return to the hometown!

Yan Shangshu sighed, with tears in his eyes, and went to wash his hands~~

But there was no water in the basin.

Have you seen it?

At that time, so-and-so said, this is the emperor's reward for you, and you will vomit here in the future......

From the above, among the two trivial things, it can be completely seen that the old emperor is really old and confused, sparse and close, and does not distinguish between loyalty and treachery!

So-and-so, that is, Fang Dutong.

There is no most absurd, only more absurd, the current Fang Dutong, Taoist costume, hairpin, cloth shoes, bare feet, a sword wrapped around the waist, a sword inserted in the back, a sword cross-shouldered, standing proudly on the jade steps, looking at the world!

Known as: The three swords are the capital, and the unparalleled little marquis!

Serve or not?

No one is unconvinced, and no one dares to disagree, even the name of the first celebrity in the palace of the Three Flowers has been snatched away by him, even if the powerful Yu Shen Yu Xiangye is impressive today, he does not have his majesty! It is the death of the country, the evil is everywhere, how can such a solemn and sacred hall be able to tolerate such a filthy rat generation to run rampant, and now the Manchu Dynasty civil and military is everyone is in danger, and their hearts are related! There is no way, it can only be left to him, why is he so connived, see the last early dynasty, this time it was called so-and-so, and that time it was also so-and-so-

So-and-so, is a kind of affectionate name of the old emperor of Yuanji, Yin Xiaohouye, thousands of favors are gathered in one, beyond words, just so-and-so. So-and-so, what do you think of this matter? So-and-so, what do you think of this? So-and-so, my decision, do you agree? So-and-so, you also express your opinion, don't be shy! From then on, the king went to the early dynasty, and he would ask so-and-so whenever he had something, and so-and-so's opinion was, probably, yes, it seems, it's okay, my emperor, Gao Jian, sage, wise, anyway, I don't understand, what the emperor says is what!

is completely a traitor's face, the servile face and the bones are slapped and licked wildly, and now the military officials below have secretly given him a unique nickname, just one word, cowardly!

It is a kind of ghost, that is, a person who is eaten by a tiger, and after death, he becomes a ghost, and specially lures people to eat it for the tiger.

Poor old Marquis Fang's reputation was ruined: "Heha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

No, the ghost began to make trouble again, standing for a while, too tired to work, stretched his waist for a long time, and sat down on the stairs: "Something to play - nothing to retreat from the court-"

Everyone present wanted to beat him and beat him into a cake!

Divide and eat!

Still insufficient, sitting for a while, feeling bored, scratching his ears and cheeks: "Sanhua - prepare meals - today, I want to eat pears!

The three-flower father, he doesn't care, just thinks he is a monkey.

"So-and-so, this is your mistake!" Lao Yuanji, frowning, pointed to a plate of peaches on the imperial case next to him and said: "Last time, you said that you wanted to eat peaches, and I specially prepared peaches, but this time you prefer to eat pears, do you want to be embarrassed by me?"

"Last time I said I wanted to eat peaches, last time I ate peaches and there were no peaches, this time I wanted to eat pears, this time I ate pears and there were no pears-" so-and-so, stupid, pouted, and said angrily: "The huge palace, so poor that I want to die, and I don't know the last fruit plate, it's just unreasonable!"

You see, how cute it is.

"Yes, yes!" Emperor Yuanji patted his head, and immediately realized, and turned his anger into joy: "You look at my brain, I don't know how to turn, Sanhua——"

Shaoqing, under the attention of the Manchu Dynasty civil and military, Sanhua presented a large fruit plate: "Ah, eat it." ”

Inside, what do you want, but the problem is that the three-flower father-in-law is very disrespectful: "Bold minions!

So-and-so was furious and jumped up: "Bah, you are the dog, you dog slave!"

"You!" said this too harshly, and in front of the public, the three-flower father-in-law was also unconcerned: "Don't go too far!"

As soon as the words came out, he was discouraged, and the current Sanhua father-in-law didn't take him at all, the last time it was this guy, and with only one mouth, he bit Sanhua into it-

You said, I'm a mad dog, I'm a mad dog!

Sanhua, this is your mistake, you know that he is a mad dog, but you still tease him?

- Don't go too far!

As soon as Sanhua opened her mouth, she regretted it, Sanhua's forearm ached faintly, and the powder on her face was pouring down: "What did you say-"

If you are a villain, you have to repay it, so-and-so sneered: "You wait!"

Then he came to the dragon chair, and said coquettishly: "Long live Lord, people don't want to eat pears anymore, pears are too sour, and they are sick to their stomach~~"

The Manchu Dynasty is civil and military, I only feel cold all over my body, and I almost want to vomit!

"Don't eat pears, what do you want to eat?" Lao Yuanji didn't know which one he was playing again, and said in his heart that he was disgusting and immortal, so it was better for you to eat!

"Peaches have hair, pears have skin, and the minister is thinking about it, so it's better to eat a strange one. ”

"Strange, what is strange?"

"Strange, it is also a fruit, there is no hair, no skin, eat an immortal, better than the peach of the peach orchard~~"

"This ...... How did I not know that there was such a strange thing in the world?"

"Long live Lord, you don't know, if you get a kiwifruit, first look for a kiwi person, find a kiwi person, and have your own kiwi fruit. ”

"Strange...... Where are the people?"

"This person is, hermaphroditic, yin and yang are indistinguishable, this person is, far away in the sky, close in front of him, this person is, brave and loyal, with a fat belly and intestines, this person is, the general manager of Ouchi, named -"

"Sanhua!" (To be continued......)