Father-in-law Sanhua hurriedly put down the tray, took three steps and made two steps, fell to his knees, still holding a pear in his hand, and cried: "Long live Lord, don't listen to this little monkey's nonsense, how can there be kiwifruit in the world, no hair and no skin......"

"Wrong!" so-and-so, shook his head and said, "Big mistake, special mistake!"

"Sanhua, you get up, this so-and-so speech, there is a reason for so-and-so. Lao Yuanji nodded and said, "So-and-so, you continue." ”

"In other words, on the other side of the ocean, ten thousand miles away, there is an island. "So-and-so, taking a good time, said seriously: "There is a bird on this island, with a large belly and fat intestines, a long beak with a pointed beak, and wings that cannot fly, and its name is kiwi. "So-and-so, speaking of this, glanced at Sanhua: "Speaking of this kiwi, one of the favorite fruits is kiwifruit, as for this kiwifruit, it is not strange to say that it is not strange, just because this thing was originally born in the land of my Eastern Chinese Shenzhou, macaque, monkey, peach!"

You see, how learned it is.

"I see, I see!" Lao Yuanji slapped his palms and laughed: "It's worthy of so-and-so, what you understand is more, Sanhua, you ......"

But when he saw Sanhua, he put down the pear in his hand, took three steps and made two steps, and took something in a blink of an eye: "Long live the lord, this is the kiwifruit, which has both skin and hair......"

It is a kiwifruit, with a green skin, white and fine fluff, and it is born like the head of a mallet.

"But isn't it, it's not!" Lao Yuanji, frowning and shaking his head: "So-and-so, how do you explain this fur matter?"

"No, no. So-and-so, shaking his head: "Kiwi is kiwi." Kiwi is kiwi. The kiwi fruit of the minister's words. It's not the kiwi of the other. ”

After saying for a long time, it's not, and now Lao Yuanji is even more strange: "So-and-so, you don't want to sell Guanzi anymore, hurry up and tell me about it, what is this kiwifruit?"

"Guess. "So-and-so, it's already sold:" Guess. ”

The emperor guessed for a long time. I couldn't guess it, so I said: "Kiwi fruit, kiwi fruit, I don't know all Aiqing, who will solve my doubts?"

The civil and military officials looked at each other.

Not to mention that you can't guess it, the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty are all here to discuss matters, and they are not here to guess riddles, you say this is called ......

"If you guess it, there will be a reward. "Your Majesty. To lure him: "Add an official to the knighthood, and reward 10,000 taels of silver." ”

Civil and military officials. Talk.

If you don't mention it, the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty regard him as a monkey raised by the old emperor, the key is that this gentleman has no jokes, and this matter has to be pondered......

"If you can't guess, keep guessing. Lao Yuanji, to coerce: "Don't talk about everything, you can't retreat." ”

Civil and military officials, meditate!

Generally, after guessing for a long time, I can't guess myself, so I have to say the same way: "The Holy God is gracious - the Holy God forgives sins - forgives the foolishness of the ministers and others! The ministers and others really don't know!"

"Hey!" Lao Yuanji sighed, and said helplessly: "So-and-so, look at this-"

"Cough!" so-and-so, pointed with a smile: "Long live the lord asked so-and-so, it is better to ask Yu Xiangye first, if you ask what the kiwifruit is, Yu Xiangye knows it in his heart." ”

"Oh?" Emperor Yuanji looked at Yu Xiang: "Yu Aiqing, do you know?"

Yu Xiang shook his head, indicating that he didn't know.

"Look at it, people don't know about Xiangye, so-and-so, why do you say that he knows it in his heart?"

"As the saying goes, a stuffy gourd has a number in his heart, and Yu Xiangye is a stuffy gourd, so I said that he knows it in his heart. ”

"I know what to do, why do you shake your head?"

"It's too simple to speak. ”

"Oh?"

"Long live the Lord don't believe it?"

"I believe it, but I don't believe it, if I want to force my mouth gourd to speak, it's harder than looking for your kiwifruit!"

"Don't bet!"

"Bet what?"

At this point, the monarch and the minister had already noticed that something was wrong, and then heard a sentence that was sure to happen: "Bet on my head!"

It's just because the old and young are looking at Yu Xiang when they speak, and now everyone in the Yuanhe Hall is also looking at Yu Xiang: "I'll bet that he knows, and I want him to speak, long live the lord, do you believe it or not?"

"It's unbelievable, it's unbelievable, it's such a big bet!" Yuan Ji smiled: "But I don't know, what do I bet on?"

"Two legs, one face. Fang Yin said with a smile.

"Again, how do you say that?" said Motoyoshi with a smile.

"With two legs, go over, give up a face, kneel down for him, long live Lord, you just look at him and don't say anything!" Fang Yin sneered.

"If I kneel, and he doesn't say anything, I'll cut off your head!" Motoyoshi stopped laughing.

"The villain's life is cheap, and it is not a pity to die, but, hey-" Daoist Fang sighed: "I don't know who the dragon body is condescending to, and the face is wrong, but whose belly is broken by laughter!"

"Ha-ha-ha!" Motoyoshi laughed and stood up: "I'm a gamble!

"Holy - Holy - Holy - Hula Hula - Can't - Can't - Hula La-" At that time, the eight kings of the Manchu Dynasty knelt together, and all the Jinwu Lieutenants knelt together: "Since ancient times, there is a difference between respect and inferiority, this move is contrary to the norm, and Wanwang Shengshang thinks twice - think again!" This son is scheming, really vicious, at this time, whoever is also in his heart, no matter what, it is absolutely impossible for Yu Xiang to let Long Live Lord really kneel down for him: "Saint-Saint-"

But when he saw that the emperor opened his legs and walked straight forward, he was smiling, and he was also facing each other, standing up-

If you don't say a word, you have to kneel!

And Yu Xiang, turning a blind eye, did not move at all, and still sat firmly!

Awesome!

Regardless of everything, just talking about, everyone is kneeling now, even the Ninety-Five Supreme is kneeling, and only one person is standing-

The three swords are mostly unified!

Then, there is only one person sitting, and even the emperor of the Ninety-Five Supreme has to kneel for him, and so-and-so who gets to the side is like a bodyguard thug, reduced to a foil-

Even more awesome!

Of course, Yu Xiangye has always been very good, and he is not pretending. It's awesome. The one that doesn't need to be explained.

Merely. This time, the two bulls collided with one place, whether they pretended to be or not, it was inevitable that they would also be two forces.

In any case, Yu Xiangye didn't want to be tied with so-and-so, as one of the two forces, so he got up at the moment when the old emperor was about to kneel. said: "Deep, don't dare to be!"

It means, please respect yourself!

"You say, what?" Lao Yuanji, who didn't seem to hear clearly, still insisted on kneeling: "Yu Aiqing, just sit down, you sit firmly, you don't sit still, I can't kneel ...... this kneeling."

Yu Shen sighed. Walking away, he said, "The skin is gone." Mao will be attached. ”

After the curtain fell, he left.

No nonsense.

"It's worthy of long live the lord, the dragon face is bigger than the sky!" because of the nonsense, it was left to so-and-so: "Look, look! Look at this is not, just go up and scare it a little, and he will recruit it at once!"

......

The old emperor sat on the dragon chair, his eyes were dull, and his expression was blank.

The ministers' eyes were glazed.

Sanhua looked blank.

It is not strange to say that fruits without fur not only exist in this world, but are everywhere.

Peel and eat, that's it.

What's so strange?

What's so strange?

Long Live Lord asked two sentences in a row, and one sentence was heavier than the other: "So-and-so, if you can't tell it, I will cut off your head!"

"Say!" Sanhua Gonggong then raised his eyebrows and pointed angrily, and smiled sinisterly: "You say, what do you mean that you can live forever after eating, better than the peach in the peach orchard~~"

This is called taking advantage of your illness and asking for your life, and the father-in-law of Sanhua is not easy to bite: "If you can't say it, you are bullying the king, and the crime of bullying the king should be Ling Chi!"

The cowhide blew through the sky, and the fart slapped his swollen face, and this time so-and-so was dead: "Yes!

The civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty all said secretly: "This is retribution, the retribution of a man!"

Crazy, mad, and rampant, it can be said that the old ghost among the ghosts is better than the ghost: "Long live the lord, listen to me-"

So-and-so, bowed back, took an apple from the fruit bowl: "No hair and no skin, it's not surprising, but this frequency woman should be strange." ”

It's a big apple, plump and round, ruddy and delicate, which makes people feel the urge to take a bite as soon as they look at it: "Pinpo?"

The old emperor was stunned and said, "Why ......?"

"Pinpo, also known as 柰, has been rich and peaceful since ancient times, auspicious and wishful. So-and-so, holding Pinpo in his hand, said with a smile: "This fruit is all over the world, not in terms of borders, boundless is immeasurable, and it means eternal life." ”

"Born every year, old every year, spit out the old and embrace the new, isn't it not old?"

"Blessed in the world, Ze is born by the people, no matter how high or low, how can the peach be compared?"

"This fruit is not easy to come by, when you know how to drink water and think of the source, just like the saint, work hard day and night for my people, and the people do not ask for anything in return, everyone!"

“......”

"This fruit, just as I am prosperous in the world, at this time the branches are luxuriant, and the prosperity is prosperous, and the holy is the foundation of everything, the foundation of all, our courtiers are just grateful to Dade, always remember ......"

"Slow!" Sanhua Gonggong sneered and said: "Slow!" "For this so-and-so, others are not very good, but Sanhua Gonggong knows the roots: "Let's not care about the side, you say that this fruit is like a prosperous world, you want to eat it again? If you want to eat it, can you eat it?"

"Wrong!" Daoist Fang sneered and talked eloquently: "Nonsense, ridiculous! What I am talking about is that the world is a tree, a tree with lush branches, the civil and military generals are the trunks, the people of Li are the branches and leaves, and the saint is the foundation of the eternal world, and everything is the antecedent, so as to achieve the fruit of prosperity." At this point, he put this fruit, put his hands over his head, and respectfully offered: "The so-called grace of dripping water is reciprocated, and the grace of the saint is like the sea, and the ministers have nothing to repay. ”

It turned out that this apple was for the emperor: "This!"

Let's not care about the sidelines, it's the apple, if you ask why is strange: "This, this, you, are it for me?"

"Exactly!" Daoist Fang, kneeling on one knee, said respectfully: "The lamb kneels to the milk, the crow feeds back, what the minister does today is to worship the saint, with the filial piety of the minister, I wish the saint the immortal blessing forever, long life without borders, long live my emperor, long live long live, long live, long live——"

Grateful heart ~~~~

The strange Pinpo offered it, and a strange thing happened: "You ......"

The old emperor Yuanji looked at the apple in front of him blankly, his lips trembled, and he slowly got up unconsciously: "This ......"

It's not a dream, it's true: "Ju, actually ......"

It doesn't matter what you say, the most rare piece of filial piety, and what is even more rare is that this child actually knows the truth of respecting the elderly and courteous to the elderly: "Rare!

It's, it's really, it's so bizarre!

"Hulalala!" What's even more bizarre is that everyone knelt down again: "Congratulations to the Holy Immortal Blessings for eternity, long life without borders, long live my emperor, long live, long live, long live, long live—"

This strangeness is that there is no way, the most bizarre thing is that when Lao Yuanji stretched out his hands to pick up the apple, he was so moved that he was about to cry: "Choking!"

The wanderer's sword was unsheathed, and his eyebrows reflected the cold: "Ahhh

"Bold! bold!"

"Presumptuous! presumptuous!"

"Escort-escort-"

"Long live the Lord, long live the Lord-Come, come on, come on-"

......

There was an echo, trembling, no one was afraid for a while, and cold sweat flowed all over the hall: "Choke long!" (to be continued......