In fact, Daoist Fang didn't want to toss like this.

This is the truth, everything that Daoist Fang did had only one purpose.

It is to take a look, or to try it, where is the bottom limit of the old Emperor Yuanji.

Don't you know that there is no bottom at all.

Let you toss at will, let you act recklessly, don't say kicking your nose in the face, even if you go up directly and slap their big mouths, I'm afraid he won't be angry. If Longjing Dynasty is a big tree, then Daoist Fang is a little monkey on a big tree, even if he breaks the branches and picks fruits, even if the leaves on the tree are messed up, Lao Yuanji doesn't care. Daoist Fang said it well, Lao Yuanji is the root under the tree, the old traitor is slippery, and the city is extremely deep, just like the sword is imminent at this time, and he doesn't blink his eyelids, only scared the civil and military officials to fart, urine, and the three-flower father-in-law, oops, yes, yes-

Who has the most roots?

Or the emperor!

The old emperor, with his waist straight, stood with his hands in his hands, and looked at Daoist Fang with interest: "Hahahahahaha!"

Daoist Fang, who is now performing apple peeling, said kiwifruit, of course peeling and eating: "Boom, boom, boom!"

Daoist Fang is really very human, so he can peel an apple, and he can also cut a trick: "Papa

Lao Yuanji, greatly appreciated, applauded again and again, slapped violently, and the ministers followed with a fierce clapp: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

Mo Dao's little tricks, there is a true meaning in this.

Xiao Fang Yin is able to speak well, and his teeth are sharp, and the emperor likes it very much.

But this is not a monkey, this is not acting, it was said that the old emperor's favorite is smart people, and the smarter he is, the more he likes it.

A smart man. Always know what you're doing.

Apples are not sharpened with a sword.

Rather, by hand.

The apple was dripping and spinning on the tip of the sword. Man uses his palm as a knife to sharpen the ground. The peel flies around, like falling flowers——

The kid really has a hand, and the old self is not ambiguous, what is the power scheme, the emperor's technique, and he will see it immediately after cutting: "Okay!"

After the whisker was finished, the skin and flesh were separated, and the emperor was the first to applaud loudly. The ministers then applauded: "Good, good, good, good!

High high, really high!

But when I saw the tip of the sword, a white fruit was growing, and it was still dripping and spinning-

The peel is gone, and there is nothing left.

The skin is covered on the ground, the eyes are all red, there is no trace of white, and the thousands of peels on the cyan jade are neatly arranged into four big characters-

Shou! and "Heavens!"

"Long live Lord, please use it. "Daoist Fang, pick up the fruit stalk. He smiled flatteringly and presented it respectfully again.

"Good, good. There is labor and labor. "On this hall, everything is exquisite, for example, you can say, you can't use it: "Fang Dutong, you retreat aside, and come to listen to me say a few words." ”

"Huh!" Fang Dutong retreated aside, stood up with courage and loyalty, and changed back to Fang Dutong.

When, when he took the apple, Lao Yuanji really became Emperor Longjing: "Okay, good, good, I said good, good, you are good, you can know where the good is, you can know where the good is!" What a feather! What a bird!"

What's the situation?

The Manchu Dynasty is civil and military, and they look at each other!

The emperor said it was good, but if he didn't say it was good, could he still say it was bad?

It was quite good just now, but where did this provoke it? The old emperor turned his face faster than turning a book, which can be seen from this.

"Come up, come up, you wait to come up!" Emperor Long Jing took another bite and chewed loudly: "One by one, I can see them clearly, and you will applaud them again when you see them clearly!"

This is really difficult for the ministers, just because the steps are high and low, who can see: "This!

That is, they went on stage in turn, took turns to visit, and said again: "Shou and Tianqi!

At another time, the ministers agreed together, praised Qi Qi and praised it, sighed and sighed, thinking that it was a miracle: "The martial arts of the Lord of the Dutong are world-famous, the sword and palm are unique, and the saint is blessed with all the heavens, and he has this good talent and beauty, which is really my Longjing and the common people's ......."

"Smack!" at all, that's not what it meant!

Emperor Longjing was furious, slapped the dragon chair, and suddenly got up: "How can it be reasonable to slap the sycophants indiscriminately! Shut up for me!"

The ministers were terrified, and they didn't know why.

The following is the performance time of the old emperor: "Click!"

The apple was eating, halfway through the meal, and at this time, the lecture had just begun: "Boom...... Dry garbage!"

“......”

"It's all rice bucket......s!"

“......”

"Click! Just say Fang Cai, Fang Cai, that little bit, a little bit of fur, you can give me a little bit, you can't solve it for me! Who will worry about me in the future!"

“......”

"Why are you waiting, why are you sitting together, do you understand now, click!

“......”

Everything has a deep meaning, you should be a monkey? You should watch a play? You should be a monkey? You should be a monkey? You should be an acting? You should be Fang Dutong choked and pulled out his sword just to cut a cough! Phew!

“......”

I just choked, I choked again, the civil and military of the Manchu Dynasty, full of anxiety!

"Cough!" Emperor Long Jing coughed dryly, shook his head and sighed: "How heavy the state affairs are, I am worried about Zhongzhong, Fang Dutong will do his best to comfort my heart, but you are only laughing, only laughing, you wait, you wait, hey!"

"You wait, think twice before you think about yourself, and reflect on it!"

......

......

......

The ministers reflected.

Or reflective.

There are three conclusions.

First: In the future, no matter what Fang Da says or does, it must have his own reason.

Second: This Emperor Longjing, look at this momentum, look at this mind, look at this motivation, look at this tooth mouth, longevity and Tianqi are not vain!

Third: Since ancient times, there is a kind of minister, in the name of the courtier, bullying the subordinate and flattering, clever tongue like a spring, specializing in strange skills and tricks, doing everything to the extreme, relying on the emperor's favor to frame the minister and harm the people, the degree of harm is far greater than any traitorous official, evil eunuch and concubine male favorite, once it appears, the poison will be left for ten thousand years! Such a courtier, there are not many famous in the historical books, and at this moment, it is clear that there is another one, doing his best to please the trick, doing his best to drill into the camp, the face is ugly, especially shameful! Sadly, it is obvious that the old emperor has been fascinated by him, and he is so fascinated that he can't find the north, so it can be seen that the Longjing Dynasty is about to perish.

That's it.

Or is it good to say that everything has positive and negative sides, and there are positive and negative sides, so there are thousands of sides, just look at how you look: "What the Holy One said is true!"

"The minister knows that he is wrong!"

"Yu Xiang's hard work is high, how can I compare!"

"Fang Du is loyal to the liver and brave blood, he is exhausted, he is only for Longjing, and the ministers are ashamed!"

"The reason why Lord Dutong drew his sword is because he wants his ministers to wake up violently, wake up violently!"

"That's right! That's right! It is precisely the one that moves the whole body, and there is no room for the slightest slackness of the ministers, which is related to the safety of the saint and the rise and fall of the world, and it is always in mind!"

"Today's affairs, ministers, etc., should take this as a commandment, and from now on we will work together to encourage each other, and every day we will save my body, follow my emperor, and work together to achieve a great cause for my Longjing Dynasty and create the foundation of eternity......"

Words, everyone can say this, but what they say in their hearts is-

"Just kidding!"

"Shit isn't!"

"The matter of fur can only be solved by the person of fur!"

"There's no hair on his mouth, it's still tender! You just see him jumping up and down, and he's not a clown jumping off the beam, but he doesn't have a clown!"

"Startle me, wake up!"

"Make a big fuss, remember the!

"Shou and Tianqi, Haotian Emperor, Monkey King, an old faint monarch and a small courtier, what is this to do? What is this to do? Demon monkey offering fruit? Just look at it, seeing that the great country is about to be gnawed and gone......

That's it, think so.

Hahaha!

Hahaha!

The apple is finished, and only one core remains: "Go you!"

Ren didn't expect that three conclusions, thousands of sycophants, in exchange for a fruit core: "Holy Heaven, Holy Heaven, Holy Anger—Holy Anger-"

The Holy Admiral shook his hand, threw it over, stood up, and laughed loudly: "Hahahahaha!"

"Time is running out, everyone Aiqing thinks about it so hard!" At the same time, in exchange for a decision: "I have decided, from now on, Longjing Dynasty will be this early dynasty, and there will be no need to go on every five and ten!"

After speaking, he left, the bead curtain fell, and jingled: "Holy - Holy - "

"Tianfu is virtuous-Haiyu Xianning-Holy bow Wanfu-" Every time like this, every time like this, Long Jing basically has nothing to do with the court: "The hundred officials retreated-"

"Long live my emperor, long live, long live!"

But this time......

The hall has a main entrance and an inner room, and the bead curtain is rolled up again, and Fang Dadu leads a group of Jinwu Lieutenants to follow, and generally laughs: "Hahahahaha!"

At the same time, following suit, he took a big bite and threw an apple: "Everyone, see you tomorrow!"

The bead curtain fell again, the jade pendant jingled, and the Manchu Dynasty was civil and military, looking at each other......

What the hell is this, what is the situation!(To be continued......