CH.27 Smanda's Challenge!
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Kekeli is not very sure whether Feng Kan is a shooting genius, but one thing is 100% certain!
He's really unlucky today!
In the wee hours of the morning, I just experienced the million-ton blow of the eagle feather, and now I have to face the burning anger of the beast-eared little Lori!
The old otaku has a problem! In fact, he has quite a lot of problems! (Khan ng...... Strictly speaking, though, it's not a problem, it's just a ...... How can I say it? Because it must be a character trait!
Just as Edison boiled his pocket watch like an egg at work, or Archimedes ran naked in the streets when he was inspired by a bath!
Highly focused attention!
When they are engaged in something they are concerned about, they automatically ignore the things around them! they can't see anything else in their eyes!
There was an incident in which a female golfer in England once participated in an open tournament in the early 20th century, and when she reached the last hole and made the final putt, a steam locomotive rumbled by on the track only about 500 meters away from the playing field, and suddenly sounded the whistle! Later, when curious people asked her why she was so calm at the time, she replied in amazement, "Ah, was there a train passing by?"
Its concentration can be seen!
As a world-class genius "amateur" modeler, Feng Kan did not get rid of this rule! When he paid attention to a certain thing, all the other qiΔ were floating clouds in his consciousness! That's why he slapped the embarrassing part of Ke Keli without realizing it! He simply wanted to correct Ke Keli's posture that was out of shape due to nervousness......
Ke Keli, who has lived with the old otaku for a while, also knows a little bit about this "big brother" who is heartless in some aspects, so she plans to just act as if nothing has happened, and just forget it!
But as the saying goes, "Heaven is evil, it is still violated, and if you do it yourself, you can't live!"
He even rubbed his fingers as if he was recalling the touch! He even put his finger under his nose and sniffed it............
It's no wonder that the little princess is going crazy!
"Coco, Cocoa...... Cold, cool, calm...... Don't be impulsive...... Impulsiveness is the devil...... That, that, that thing hurts to hit someone!" Facing the muzzle of the black hole, the old otaku trembled and retreated and admonished. (Voice of the Mystery: ............ Is it just "painful" to be hit by a six-millimeter bullet?...... Sure enough, the skin is thick enough.................. οΌ
Tears of shame swirled in her eyes, her delicate eyebrows were twisted together, Coco Li was very cute with a red face, her small and crystalline teeth were biting her lower lip tightly, and Walter PPK pointed at the cheap old otaku in front of him......
β...... Big Brother ...... Big Brother ............ I hate it the most!!"
"Ping-pong!ping!ping!ping!ping!ping!ping
With a shuffled snort, Coco fired the remaining bullets in one go, and then lifted her skirt like a frightened little white rabbit and ran towards the water curtain hole without looking back......
"............" Feng Kan reflected with a look of chagrin......
"Master, has something happened?"
Ainius and Anisha had finished their battle at some point, and were curiously looking at the "body artwork" attached to the cliff face.
"Uh-huh...... Nothing happened!"
"And what are you?"
β...... This one...... What's that, it's been a bit underactive lately............ Try practicing yoga and see ......" Feng Kan swung his body awkwardly, trying to make his answer more convincing.
β...... With all due respect, the master ......" Ainius glanced at the six bullet holes on the rock with a blank face, "There is no imitation of Buddhist scripture symbols in yoga......"
"............" Feng Kan.
"............" Ainius.
"............" Feng Kan.
"............" Ainius.
β...... I call it innovation!
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The comparison of the strength of Ainius and Anisha now has a very intuitive reference: after the same battle, Ainius's neat maid outfit and black hair are still in order, and after fighting for a long time, she is still as quiet as usual! There is not even a drop of sweat on her face! It seems that it was just a very ordinary walk after dinner! On the other hand, Anishia, this girl who is a super giant bear is not so calm! Although she was not out of breath, her breathing still showed obvious signs of acceleration, and the crystal sweat soaked her all over her body, and the strong sunlight made the originally sunny wheat-colored skin show a healthy tan, and at the same time, the toned lines of the muscles were more prominent!
Lao Feng can swear to his 5TB hard drive: for the first time he has seen a woman with six-pack abs! Strong abs! With Anishia's breathing, the lines caused by the light change, and the strong muscles keep rising and falling, not only does not give people a rough feeling, but produces a strange beauty......
"Pippi~~"
Pipsqueak jumped up and down into Anisia's arms! The little head rubbed against her chest! Now except for Ainius, the stickiest thing in this little thing is Anisia! But is it an illusion? Feng Kan always felt that Pippi's innocent smile had a feeling of fascination! Now that he thought about it, Anishia's boobs seemed to be bigger than Ainius's............ Is it really a little pervert?
"How's it going??" Looking at the doting Anisha holding Pippi, Feng Kan asked about the results of Ainius's test.
"It's amazing!" replied Ainius, still in a flat tone, her calm attitude even influencing those around her to calm them down, "...... Although she didn't know how to distribute her forces effectively, she had a very good grasp of the timing of her attacks and defenses!Could this be due to her wild instincts? She seemed to have experienced a lot of battles, and had her own set of methods to control the rhythm of battle! If it weren't for the excessive waste of her body in some respects, I believe that even I, without using magic, would not be able to ...... her."
"Didn't she say she wanted to use magic?"
"Yes!" she said she couldn't fully use the power of the Earth Goddess's Roar in the Tomb Forest!"
"'The roar of the goddess of the earth'?" Feng Kan looked back suspiciously.
"Yes, it's the only magic their clan can ever do!"
β...... The only magic?" Old Feng was even more puzzled, he had seen Anixia's battle, and her magic attack was not monotonous?
β...... It's the only 'magic', not the only way to use it!"
............No matter what the name is, no matter how gorgeous the effect is, the essence of magic is still unique! That is a kind of power, and the power will produce different effects depending on the method of use! It completely depends on the user's ability to comprehend the power and create the power!
The more I think about it, the more depressed I feel, and the most disgusting thing is that those novels still divide those swordsmen, knights, and magicians into one, two, three, and so on! And make up a few levels and several levels called "strong"! Please, if you really want to divide it so clearly, then you still have a fart fight! Mankind has long been peacefully reunified! Think about it, two people are on each other's level, look at each other's rank mark, "Oh! Two levels higher than me!" and then look at the body, "Well! The equipment is also better than mine!" ...... That's what a fart you get, really playing an online game?
And that's not enough! There is a "legend-level", "saint-level", "pseudo-god-level", "demigod-level", "god-level" and the like, and the word "master" is added later! "God-level" is also divided into "god king", "main god", "god master" or something, and then look at those "god kings" and "god masters", all human emotions and six desires do not fall, as long as it is the problem that human beings should have, they all have it, and the desire for power is inflated, rat belly, chicken intestines, and big things can make a "god war" or" Plane Wars: "What a mess of it!It's really even more vulgar than humans, can that be called a "god"? That's a whole bunch of garbage...... I mean, have you figured out the concept of "God"?
It seems to be far away.
"The host?...... Master?"
Ainius's refreshing voice woke up Lao Feng, who gritted his teeth in his heart, and despised those Internet novices.
"Huh?
"Are you alright?"
"It's okay! By the way, what did you just say? What can't fully use the power of the 'Earth Goddess's Roar' in the Tomb Forest?"
β...... Master, the place where we are is is in an area that the aborigines call the 'Sacred Tomb Forest', and according to Anisha, there seems to be some kind of inhibiting existence here............"
"Similar to the Forbidden Demon Realm?"
β...... So to speak!"
"What about you? Do you feel the power being suppressed?"
β...... Master, the magical theories of this world do not belong to the same system as us!"
β............ I see!" Feng Kan groaned.
β...... We'll discuss this later!" Feng Kan looked up at the sky with his hand on the pergola, ending the discussion on this topic. β...... "If what Ainius said is true, then there may be some errors in Washiha's inference about this world, and you must discuss it with Washihan......
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Super ~~ long dinner table!
It's really super ~~~~~ long - more than 20 people eat around a dining table, can the table not be long?
There is no way for any building in the cave to put this super ~~~~~~~~ long table, so everyone simply starts at the bottom of the waterfall, but fortunately, it is still late autumn, the sky is high, the sun is shining, and there is a picnic atmosphere!
Feng Kan is a traditional Chinese, he likes to eat together with a large family, and the family at the table is short, and the picture is lively! So, Smanda and Sandro did not stand next to serve or open another table, but sat down to eat with everyone.
After eating Chinese food for such a long time, Old Man Smanda seems to be very worried about the etiquette and cultivation of the little princess!
Western food?!The old otaku didn't want to slaughter sheep except for knowing that Western food should use knives and forks, so -- Pass! Eagle Feather couldn't stand the strict dining procedure, of courseβbut it was down! Sashami didn't care, but if you eat Western food, you can't hold the ghost of the Emperor! Therefore, veto! Liuli-chan didn't like staple food in the first place, and sure enough, he ignored it! Because Sandro is a soldier, although he also needs training in etiquette, but more importantly, the speed of the meal! So-reluctantly accept it! Wu Xiaoqiang, Kenjiro and Toqi and Ainius are only old Feng Ma's first look, so you don't have to think about it!As for Anixia, please~~ It's already thankful that she doesn't use her two dirty hands to grab food, so don't force her!
As a result, there was such a scene: On one side of the dining table was an elegant old man and an elegant maiden dining gently, and every movement seemed to have been measured by a special instrument, gentle, precise, and rhythmic, with a simple and quiet rhythm! On the other side, there was a loud roar of people, chickens and dogs jumping! More than a dozen pairs of chopsticks were pestled into a plate, could that not be lively? One side was extremely quiet and the other side was extremely moving! The two camps of extreme contrast were clearly merged on the same table, and the effect was really ............ οΌ...... I'm sweating! I can't find the right adjective............ οΌ
Feng Kan was very glad that he had made a wise choice, as long as he looked at Smanda's posture, he knew that not everyone could play the Western food etiquette! He was dumbfounded just by looking at the old man setting up the tableware! There were three pairs of knives, forks, plates, and wine glasses alone! He was adding a spoonful of spoons! Those who didn't know thought that he was going to practice the stall! When it was time to start eating, he simply fainted! The direction in which the blade is placed, the gesture of holding the utensils, the order in which the food is served, the size of the food cut, the posture in which the food is chewed, the timing of the drink, and the orientation of the spoon when the soup is drunk............ Obedient~~ This is a meal? This is clearly a limit environmental test of CA's hand-eye coordination ability and permanent memory reaction ability! If he is allowed to do the same, he would rather go to watch Sister Furong's catwalk show or Sister Feng's pole dance performance............ I can't stand it!
"Ah Kan, what are you and Ke Ke Li doing mysteriously in the morning?" Eagle Yu, who was one step slower than Feng Kan and didn't grab the pot meat, suddenly rolled his eyes and asked maliciously.
β...... No! It's just teaching Cokeli to shoot! Today is just basic training, and I'm afraid of accidents, so I didn't let you visit! Safety first! Safety first!" Old Feng didn't expect Eagle Feather to ask this kind of question on such an occasion, and he was stunned for a moment, and he didn't care about accusing Eagle Feather of "snatching meat from chopsticks", so he pretended to explain calmly......
"Oh~~Really?~~~" Washipa proudly enjoyed the spoils, "...... Then how did I see Cocory running back in a panic?"
"......@Β₯Β₯#%............" Lao Feng hurriedly chopped rice, like a refugee who had just experienced three years of natural disasters and suddenly felt the warm hands of the party and the people!
"............," Washiba smirked as he stared into his eyes as he slowly approached.
β#οΏ₯......%...... The old otaku dodged his eyes, his neck twisted as if he had Parkinson's disease, but the speed of the rice under his hand was getting faster and faster......
"Sasami knows!" Sasami said in surprise at this time, "...... Sasami and Yu-chan saw it!Big brother slaps Sister Cocori's little ass......"
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Quiet~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Surprisingly quiet! More than 20 human statues of different shapes were born!
"Click! click......" Anisha, who didn't know what was going on, continued to fight with a charcoal-grilled whole cow......
"............" Sasami looked around suspiciously with big innocent eyes......
Ke Ke Li's beautiful little face was almost burning red, and it was estimated that it would boil in less than three seconds if she put a pot of cold water on it!, while Lao Feng's eyes were looking for some kind of trace caused by the movement of the earth's crust......
"Ding~~" Smanda still graciously cut a small piece of steak, gently put it in her mouth, and chewed it quietly as if she wanted to squeeze out the last trace of shredded meat......
β............β
In the middle of the night, the old man swallowed the last bite of food, elegantly raised the tall glass, and gently took a sip of Gaay from Burgundy 96............
β...... Thank you very much for the hospitality of the hosts, what a hearty and delicious lunch!" Smanda placed the last of her knives and forks on her plate, smiling politely and nodding to the other "human statues", "So-"
He stood up gracefully, stepped back to the back of the chair, gently pushed it under the table, and bowed a standard aristocratic salute, "...... Please allow me to leave first!"
After speaking, he turned around and walked towards the residential area under the gaze of everyone......
Perfect!Perfect!!Perfect table manners!!
However, Lao Feng didn't have the heart to pay attention to whether the old man's movements were in place! Whether the words were appropriate and reasonable! The old man's behavior was too calm! And maintaining such a calm attitude under such circumstances was very abnormal in itself!
β...... Gollum...... "The old otaku swallowed secretly and turned his head stiffly, "...... What do you mean, old man?"
In front of him was Sandro's face as if he had seen the undead!
Sandro opened his mouth wide, his saliva was dripping all over the ground, and he still maintained the posture of attacking the chicken leg in his hand......
"............" is like a turntable full of expressions rolling on his face! surprised, angry, demented, puzzled, smiling, crying and laughing............ Wonderful expressions kept rolling on his face, and finally froze in the column of "schadenfreude......
β............ You're done......"
β............ Ah?............h
"Smack~~" A white brocade silk glove was thrown in front of him, and Lao Feng's neck turned his head like a gear that had not been filled with engine oil for decades.
The deacon's tuxedo on Smanda's body had been removed, replaced by the light armor they had worn when they first met! In her left hand was the military stabbing sword that Eagle Feather had made of adamantite gold based on physiological engineering!
"Although I am deeply grateful to Your Excellency Feng Kan for saving me in danger, and generously sharing food and shelter," Smanda said in a tone as calm as his expression, but people saw in his eyes a determination that had never been seen before!"
"Huh-" As he spoke, he drew his sword, the tip of which pointed directly at Feng Kan's nose, "I, the lord of the Rice Lord, the Count of Les of the Kingdom of St. Austin, Smanda Saromantha, under the witness of the impartial Osetin, formally challenge His Excellency Feng Kanββ I will duel with you!"
β............ Decide...... Duel ~~~~~~~~~~~?!"
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