"Majesty, majesty, you've finally woken up. ”

"Who...... It's crooked early in the morning, so it's annoying!"

Zhang Youren curled up in the quilt, his face was full of tiredness, his brows were tightly locked, trying to put his sleeping position more comfortable, there was a mumbling sound in his mouth, and before the words could be clearly spoken, he pulled the quilt up, covered his head and turned over, facing the direction of the wall, closed his eyes, and prepared to sleep again.

"Oh, that's not right!"

"I obviously closed the doors and windows last night, how can there be the voice of outsiders? Well, this bed is a little big, and it is so soft, it is so sour, and it is a little too comfortable!"

Zhang Youren's drowsiness suddenly disappeared, and he turned over and got up.

"Ah......h

"Who are you?"

When he saw the qi in front of him, he was completely stunned, nervously screamed hysterically, and grabbed the quilt in a panic, like a weak woman who had been raped, and covered her bare chest muscles to death.

"Your Majesty, it's me, it's the old minister Taibai, what's wrong with you?"

An old man with a white beard, wearing an ancient costume and holding a dusty hand, stood in front of him, bowed slightly with a smile.

"Majesty?"

"Are you filming or are you coming to the Second Hospital?"

"Where is this?"

Zhang Youren's mind was full of questions, which made him feel like he was falling into a cloud and at a loss. When he turned his eyes to look at the whole room, his mind instantly felt like thousands of grass and mud horses flying by.

The golden pillars and the jade-paved ground shone with dazzling light, dazzling his titanium dog eyes and making him even more dazed.

Where is this Nima? This local tyrant gold, this extravagance, still let people not live? His half-dreaming eyes suddenly woke up, jumped up, and showed greed, and looked around in the room inlaid with gold and jade, eager to pry a piece and take it to the black market to buy it, and sip it fiercely.

The building is full of antiquity, showing the luxurious and atmospheric style, carving dragons and phoenixes, as well as the dragon bed under the body that is wider than the house he bought with a mortgage for 30 years, and the shadow outside the door, the palace maid standing with low eyebrows and drooping eyes can be faintly seen, which makes people suddenly fall asleep.

If I have such a set of luxury housing, there is no suspense about stripping naked every second, where do I need to earn 2500 a day, I will work hard to move bricks on the construction site to make money to beg my daughter-in-law. He had little stars in his eyes, his saliva overflowed, and he yelled everywhere: "Tuhao, where are you, please hug your thighs!"

It's a pity that this kind of dream of wealth froze when the white-bearded old man walked in front of him with a flattering smile.

"What the hell is going on! How could I be here? And who is this strangely dressed old man......? Lao Tzu didn't even touch the concubine's mother, and his majesty xià, I'm damn it!"

"Ouch, it hurts!"

Just when Zhang Youren was in a mess in his head, a sharp headache hit, he held his head in his hands, and fainted with a grunt.

"Ahhh

......

In a coma, Zhang Youren had a long dream.

Before the end of the gods, Jiang Ziya was the god of heaven and heaven, the four heavenly kings, the twenty-eight houses, the stars of the heavenly realm, and the gods of the five mountains were almost sealed, and the position of the only Jade Emperor was still vacant. Some immortals all looked at the position of this Lord of the Three Realms with eager eyes, and secretly calculated their merits in the battle of the gods in their hearts.

However, everyone knows that when it comes to merit, few people can compare to Jiang Ziya, who is in charge of the god list and wears an apricot yellow flag. What's more, there is someone behind him!

Jiang Ziya is a disciple of Yuan Shi Tianzun, and he is also the Hongjun Dao Ancestor who temporarily joined the Dao, who can compare to his backstage.

So, someone deliberately ridiculed: "Ziya Daoist, I don't know who should sit in the position of this Jade Emperor?"

Jiang Ziya stroked his silver beard in his hand and carried his back in the other, looking at the throne of the Nine Dragons, his eyes were full of eagerness. His eighty-year-old body seemed to be full of vitality at this moment. However, it was the prime minister who had been under King Wu of Zhou for many years, and he had been in the world for so many years, which made him seem much calmer. Jiang Ziya took a deep breath, barely suppressed the eagerness in his heart, and pretended not to care, and the old god said on the ground:

"This location, that's naturally ...... Someone sits. ”

When he said this, Jiang Ziya's eyes that swept towards the immortals and gods showed a look that you all understand, which made some immortals very disdainful, but they had to pretend to be respectful and ready to congratulate them.

Who knows, as soon as Jiang Ziya's voice fell, and before everyone's compliments were spoken, a change occurred, and elbows and armpits were born!

In an inconspicuous corner, when a young fairy heard Jiang Ziya say the words "Naturally there are people", Shi Shiran walked out of the crowd, walked quickly to the dragon chair and sat down, and arched his hand towards Jiang Ziya: "Zhang Youren Xie Feng!"

A group of immortals are dumbfounded!

Jiang Ziya was the only one left messy in the wind, and his mouth murmured: "How can this be! How can this be! Could it be that there are really people in this world who call Zhang Youren such a file? This ...... This...... Isn't that kidding me?"

It's a pity that Jiang Ziya is a god on behalf of the heavens, so he can be regarded as a golden mouth, and he will come out as soon as he says it, and Zhang Youren's name will be immediately branded on the god list, and it can no longer be changed. Even if he has an incomparably strong backstage, even if he has monstrous achievements, he can't compare to the word "luck".

Since then, Zhang Youren has sat down in the position of the supreme god of Haotian Jinque until now, although he has been squeezed out by the saints and suppressed by the two Taoist and Buddhist families, but this position has sat down steadily.

As the next calamity approached, the Jade Emperor sitting on the dragon chair began to feel faintly uneasy. Moreover, since the Tribulation, although he is the first person in the Three Realms, he has never really made decisions for himself, so he wants to take advantage of the arrival of the Tribulation to find a way out for himself, and maybe he may get a new opportunity to become the real Lord of the Three Realms in the Tribulation.

So, he arranged a series of follow-up hands, ready to show his skills in the tribulation. Who knows, this Jade Emperor is also a mildew star, bad luck, when the calamity comes, the sky is not obvious, and the past and future cannot be deduced. The lord of the three realms was unexpectedly plotted, and his soul was scattered. By chance, Zhang Youren, who was crossed by the earth, won the immortal body and became the current fake immortal emperor.

The memory came to an abrupt end here, and Zhang Youren woke up. When he woke up, he broke out in a cold sweat. Looking back on these things born in the Jade Emperor, I realized that the position of the Jade Emperor is not easy to sit on, and the future is dangerous and difficult. Thinking of this, Zhang Youren couldn't wait to return to the earth immediately, and still went to the construction site to move bricks, although he earned two hundred and five a day, barely making ends meet, but it was much more stable than the current days of worry.

However, he also knew that now that he had secured the position of the Jade Emperor, he had no chance to shirk it.

I don't know what the Jade Emperor Lao'er thinks, when he was dying, he put Zhang Youren together, and actually sealed the memories in his mind, some memories need a specific time and environment to open, so that he is now confused about many things, and he is puzzled.

The current situation of the Heavenly Court, the arrangement of the Tribulation, the backhand laid by the Jade Emperor Lao'er, etc., are all blank.

"Jade Emperor Lao'er, if you come back to life, see if my brother doesn't kill you!"

After Zhang Youren vented, he slowly began to face up to his current identity.

If you come, you will be safe!

Since I am sitting in Heaven and becoming the lord of the Three Realms, let me Zhang Youren become the real first person in the Three Realms, and let the world see that I can still play the Three Realms as a brick mover!

Zhang Youren's face was full of red light and his spirit was magnificent.

"陛xià. ”

Just when Zhang Youren kept yy, an untimely voice came in.

"Your Majesty, you have finally woken up again, the Queen Mother has sent someone to urge her several times, asking Her Majesty if she will complete the list of immortals who will participate in this peach event, and she will arrange specific matters. ”

"Peach Club?"

"Wow, Heaven and Earth Spiritual Root, brother, I have to taste it. ”

When he smiled and was about to reply to Tai Bai Xing, he pinched his fingers, and the cold sweat on his face ran straight down.

"Pan Tao Society, doesn't that mean that the monkey in Huaguo Mountain is about to fight?"

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